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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


when ur real mad about decorum

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




hes running

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

so fucken honorable, im literally shaking with emotion at the honor projected by the great sir joseph biden as he speaks words of truth on American Hero john mccain

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

in good news, they have a poll out and gillum is up against that other florida guy by like 5 points so thats good

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Biden's used that first line a lot and honestly he's right

I don't know who he stole it from

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


drat. I'd love to post this on my FB just to see people's head explode.

But I'd end up assigned to antarctica or some lonely radar station.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

im going to hell but at least i can laugh at john mccain there

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

:prepop:

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Fox posted:

Biden's used that first line a lot and honestly he's right

I don't know who he stole it from

https://twitter.com/DABIGDOGRETURN1/status/1035239272742379527

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Wish clumsy joe would toddle into the grave and be crushed by the coffin as it's lowering

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

papa horny michael posted:

Wish clumsy joe would toddle into the grave and be crushed by the coffin as it's lowering

Same but 90 percent of congress

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Terror Sweat posted:

Same but 90 percent of congress

:thunk: that leaves 53.5 congresspeople

not sure i can name 10 worth preserving

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1035244091561443329

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

she's right

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

nah posted:

Candidates that appeal to you, huh?

Listen up buttercup....at some point you need to understand that the world doesn't give a gently caress about you. It's sad to watch a young person leave their parent's house for the first time, a place where people are invested in their happiness and well-being, in exchange for the real world, where no one gives a gently caress if they live or die.

But I am so tired of hearing "I need perfect candidates, ones that literally appeal to me on every level, and I need flashy and inspiring campaigns that appeal to me emotionally, and i need it to be super easy to register and vote, like...i want to do it from my couch. Oh, and a candidate has to be able read my mind and shift their opinions and rhetoric to match my changing mood. And if they don't THEN I WON'T VOTE AND IT WILL BE THERE FAULT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO ME!"

So like, don't vote all you want. Enjoy. I am an upper middle class, middle aged person. If republicans win, I will be disappointed. But I won't be screwed.

You know who will be screwed? You. You and your whiny little brethren. Who don't find it "appealing" to vote for a political party that wants to keep the air you breathe clean for the next 80 years. Or the water you drink. Or want you to not go bankrupt over medical bills or student loans. Or who want your gay and black and muslim and latino friends to not face systemic oppression.

You don't find it "appealing" to vote for the above things. Fine! Sounds great. But stop blaming everyone over the age of 30 for any hardship you face. You deserve all the bad things republicans do to you...because you are lazy and stupid and voting to save your own skin isn't "appealing".

You just have to have everything loving handed to you, don't you?

You know how to get Democrats to run candidates that "appeal" to you? Join the loving party and vote in the loving primaries. Then you can get candidates that appeal to you. There are hundreds of candidates that would probably tickle your balls..but they don't run or they get curb stomped because you never show up to vote for them.

Lol dems would sell all that crap you said out in a heart beat for donor money.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Every baby boomer rant about millennials sounds like it should be posted on a Big Dog t-shirt.

Listen Up Buttercup, No One Gives A gently caress About You, Vote Centrist.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1035254844255338498

ah hah hah hah

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


what a bunch of sentimental trash

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
"listen up buttercup" just doesn't have the whipcrack emphasis the writer is going for when white nationalist incels shoot people on the reg

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Zas posted:

what a bunch of sentimental trash

Willie Tomg posted:

NPR had miheil saakashvili on memorializing mccain and keeping up the liberal saber rattling at russia and i spit out my breakfast


Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


aoc!

https://twitter.com/texasgop/status/1035216976833126400?s=21
https://twitter.com/ocasio2018/status/1035230273817010182?s=21

MrPants
Nov 17, 2005

Turn that plane around. It isn't too late to crash that plane into a Hanoi lake one last time to honor this great man.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
drat, the ratio on that Texas GOP tweet

where is conservative twitter on this

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

MrPants posted:

Turn that plane around. It isn't too late to crash that plane into a Hanoi lake one last time to honor this great man.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
anyway beto gon lose big

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



CORTEZ!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


me, in extremely Texas twang: the socialist Beto o Rourke

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



noo aoc that's how the brain spiders get in

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

what the gently caress lmao

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jazerus posted:

noo aoc that's how the brain spiders get in

MrPants
Nov 17, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what the gently caress lmao

Willie Tomg posted:

NPR had miheil saakashvili on memorializing mccain and keeping up the liberal saber rattling at russia and i spit out my breakfast



This is amazing. This guy's fanfics of himself and McCain kick rear end.

quote:

SAAKASHVILI: Yes. Well, in 2006 he came to see us in Georgia, and he went to a separatist enclave. And when he was leaving from there on a helicopter, they actually shot from a grenade launcher at his helicopter. And it was a narrow miss. And people from the embassy were insisting to stop the visit instantly and go back to the capital. Instead, he persevered to fly all the way to remote mountains. We met locals there. Basically - he danced with them despite the stress he had just endured. And then we went all the way to the Black Sea. That's another one-hour helicopter ride. And he went into a very big waves of Black Sea with the jet ski. And so we ended up at, like, 3 a.m. on a Ferris wheel on the boulevard there. And then he told me a story on that Ferris wheel which I will always remember. He told me, look, I would rather be living now in the '20s and '30s being together with Scott Fitzgerald and Hemingway in Paris. And he told me that they had such a great life.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
What are your guy's thoughts on Joe Rogan?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


punk rebel ecks posted:

What are your guy's thoughts on Joe Rogan?

Jazerus posted:

that's how the brain spiders get in

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Entropic posted:

Whatever happened to the whole thing of people making fun of Shaun King for pretending to be black and calling him "Talcum X"?

when it was found out his biological dad actually was a light skinned black man and the guy milo discovered on the birth certificate was the adopted father

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Like I'm listening to him now and he is so libertarian it hurts. He keeps going on about how everyone should follow their passions and start a small business.

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



punk rebel ecks posted:

What are your guy's thoughts on Joe Rogan?

He's pretty dumb, and gives a platform to nazi-lite YouTube dorks. Also if you watch one of his YouTube videos your recommendations will forever be right wing garbage.


But he turned me onto Your Mom's House podcast, so he's ok I guess.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

punk rebel ecks posted:

What are your guy's thoughts on Joe Rogan?

my thoughts are many re: joe rogan

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