#QAnon: Slacktivism For Fascists

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TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Ague Proof posted:

"Phantom time theory is real. We are actually living in the mid 1700s."

Motherfucker what?

I have been staring at that post for the last 20 minutes and can't even begin to decipher what the gently caress this nutcase is saying.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 07:59

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:35

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

TulliusCicero posted:

"Phantom time theory is real. We are actually living in the mid 1700s."

Motherfucker what?

I have been staring at that post for the last 20 minutes and can't even begin to decipher what the gently caress this nutcase is saying.

Something about the dark ages lasting not nearly as long as historians claim, because atheist historians want to make it seem like the church slowed everything down so they made up a bunch of time.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:01

Arturo Ui: Apr 14, 2005; Forums Bosch Expert

TulliusCicero posted:

"Phantom time theory is real. We are actually living in the mid 1700s."

Motherfucker what?

I have been staring at that post for the last 20 minutes and can't even begin to decipher what the gently caress this nutcase is saying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

I knew about New Chronology but not this one -- this one's not quite as nutty

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:03

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

This historical event or figure sounds like this other historical event or figure, therefore (((historians))) just wrote about the same one twice and changed the dates.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:03

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

Also China don't real I guess.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:05

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Something about the dark ages lasting not nearly as long as historians claim, because atheist historians want to make it seem like the church slowed everything down so they made up a bunch of time.

...Why though?

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:05

Kraanerg: Aug 17, 2013

We could actually be living in the year 3018 if you measure time by a different standard and retroactively change all past measurements. I mean think about it.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:09

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

The only thing that makes sense is because they "know" what the real date is, which makes them superior than the rest of us using our incorrect gregorian calendars

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:11

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the date is actually 2 in tyoolt

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:34

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

90s Cringe Rock posted:

This historical event or figure sounds like this other historical event or figure, therefore (((historians))) just wrote about the same one twice and changed the dates.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 13:30

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

Kraanerg posted:

We could actually be living in the year 3018 if you measure time by a different standard and retroactively change all past measurements. I mean think about it.

Or 5778

# ? Aug 31, 2018 13:35

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

RatHat posted:

...Why though?

Everyone on earth didn't just start counting years from zero the day jesus was born.

The idea is that when the calendar was adopted the years were nudged forward a few years to start on a good round number. So various groups had been counting since the real zero AD and in the year 614 the holy roman empire said "we like this calendar, but lets bump it up a little to make now the year 1000" and then started the widespread adoption at that.

It's not a well supported theory but it's not supernatural or time travel or anything

# ? Aug 31, 2018 13:43

Feinne: Oct 9, 2007; When you fall, get right back up again.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Everyone on earth didn't just start counting years from zero the day jesus was born.

The idea is that when the calendar was adopted the years were nudged forward a few years to start on a good round number. So various groups had been counting since the real zero AD and in the year 614 the holy roman empire said "we like this calendar, but lets bump it up a little to make now the year 1000" and then started the widespread adoption at that.

It's not a well supported theory but it's not supernatural or time travel or anything

But why would you need some terrifying conspiracy to cover up something like that? If anything you'd need to make sure there were good records that it had happened so whatever ledgers you were keeping made any sense. And again it wouldn't impact China.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:07

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Feinne posted:

But why would you need some terrifying conspiracy to cover up something like that? If anything you'd need to make sure there were good records that it had happened so whatever ledgers you were keeping made any sense. And again it wouldn't impact China.

We patiently waited while China caught up.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:14

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Lote posted:

Or 5778

Well, that explains jewish super-science and their ability to manipulate the present--they're from the future!

# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:28

Moose-Alini: Sep 11, 2001; Not always so

I like the idea we should just change it to year 12018, year 0 being around when the first city was built.

But yeah, looks like Q is trying to change it to �it will all be secret forever and you won�t ever see any evidence� just as I thought.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:42

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

Lote posted:

Or 5778

As if they�d live in any other year than 1488

# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:59

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

1487

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:10

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Time is a flat circle.

Much like a Q!
:tinfoil:

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:23

CodfishCartographer: Feb 23, 2010; Gadus Maprocephalus; Pillbug

Time Qube

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:56

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Isn't Phantom Time really popular in Russia? I remember hearing on a podcast that it originally started as some "Russia was actually the best country ever, just the Pope and jews changed time to erase its history".

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:13

Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

twistedmentat posted:

Isn't Phantom Time really popular in Russia? I remember hearing on a podcast that it originally started as some "Russia was actually the best country ever, just the Pope and jews changed time to erase its history".

That's New Chronology, different thing.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:27

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

The year is actually 1718... but all the events described in history books until 2018 are actually going to happen, and the reality we perceive is a hologram projection of the real events that will happen exactly 300 years from now.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:27

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

The server running our simulated reality wasn't coded to properly handle daylight savings time

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:30

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Phantom Time has been one of my lowkey favorite crazy conspiracy theories and seeing a Qultist reference it is akin to the moment in Split when Bruce Willis showed up.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:36

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

The server running our simulated reality wasn't coded to properly handle daylight savings time

Clearly, it wasn't updated for Y2K compliance and it's been horribly broken since 2000, iterating through increasingly improbable disaster scenarios.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:40

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Goon Danton posted:

That's New Chronology, different thing.

quote:

... according to Fomenko the word "Rome" is a placeholder and can signify any one of several different cities and kingdoms. He claims the "First Rome" or "Ancient Rome" or "Mizraim" is an ancient Egyptian kingdom in the delta of the Nile with its capital in Alexandria. The second and most famous "New Rome" is Constantinople. The third "Rome" is constituted by three different cities: Constantinople (again), Rome in Italy, and Moscow. According to his claims, Rome in Italy was founded around AD 1380 by Aeneas and Moscow as the third Rome was the capital of the great "Russian Horde".

just lol if your worldview doesn't have fractal Constantinoples and a triune Third Rome

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:40

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

twistedmentat posted:

Isn't Phantom Time really popular in Russia? I remember hearing on a podcast that it originally started as some "Russia was actually the best country ever, just the Pope and jews changed time to erase its history".

Wow, how completely surprising :rolleyes:

I like that these phantom time people seem to forget that the super aethist who changed the calendar was the loving Pope.

And that has nothing to do with what loving century it is; Jesus christ these people are dumb.

I also like that if the Dark Ages ends 300 years early somehow the Crusades and christian war crimes never happen. How convenient! :allears:

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:50

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

TulliusCicero posted:

Wow, how completely surprising

I like that these phantom time people seem to forget that the super aethist who changed the calendar was the loving Pope.

And that has nothing to do with what loving century it is; Jesus christ these people are dumb.

I also like that if the Dark Ages ends 300 years early somehow the Crusades and christian war crimes never happen. How convenient!

Just to stress this again, the version of time conspiracy that you're talking about is not popular in Russia. It wasn't even very popular in Germany, where it originated.

The version of time conspiracy that's popular in Russia says that everything before ~800-1000 AD doesn't real and all of history is Russian history, just repeated across various corrupted versions before 800 AD.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:16

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:28

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Smirr posted:

Just to stress this again, the version of time conspiracy that you're talking about is not popular in Russia. It wasn't even very popular in Germany, where it originated.

The version of time conspiracy that's popular in Russia says that everything before ~800-1000 AD doesn't real and all of history is Russian history, just repeated across various corrupted versions before 800 AD.

Jesus christ I thought Americans were self absorbed :stare:

Rewriting all of history to own the barbarian West.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:31

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

Yeah I just took down the NSA. No biggie.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:33

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

McGlockenshire posted:

So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker.

I feel great today. No more intense radiation. I wonder if these computers controlled HAARP

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:37

SpeakSlow: May 17, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

McGlockenshire posted:

So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker.

"Even of we could tell you where they were, you'd have no way of seeing them as they've beed time-displaced to the Dark Ages! So don't ask!"

Like they'd question Q, but you get me.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:37

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

McGlockenshire posted:

So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker.

Let me guess, they're supposed to be the seven hills of Rome.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:39

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

Current top external confirmation of the CIA supercomputer takedown: the NORAD Santa Claus tracker was down last night.

quote:

Someone here posted last night that Norad's Santa Tracker was down so I checked and it was. It's up again today. So what does that mean? There are clearly people on this sub that know much more about that kind of thing than I would, but I was wondering if the shut down was essentially some kind of reboot, where previous access is now cut off. Anyone?