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HD DAD posted:By some oversight in the graphics department, every episode of season 5 of Voyager is simply titled “Robert Beltran”. Hachi Macoocheemoya
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the actual enterprise lightbulb episode would involve riker watching a clip show to find out how to change a lightbulb
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apparently cbs all access is giving away a free month, if anyone wanted to watch discovery without paying for it https://www.cordcuttersnews.com/cbs-is-giving-away-a-free-month-cbs-all-access-this-weekend-only/
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Tunicate posted:watch discovery without paying for it Finally, there's a way! Thanks, though, that's a good share.
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After a fierce battle with the Xindi breaks the lightbulb in Archer's desk lamp he faces a difficult choice. "We need your lightbulb." "Without it, my people would be unable to read a book before bed." "I don't have time to argue!" Far from home (and Home Depot), with the fate of humanity on their shoulders... "Captain, are we really going to just take their lightbulb?" "We'll leave them some backlit eReaders, it's the best we can do. The mission is too important!" Next time, on Star Trek: Enterprise!
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corn in the bible posted:the actual enterprise lightbulb episode would involve riker watching a clip show to find out how to change a lightbulb 
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Brawnfire posted:"Cellular Peptide Cake with Mint Frosting" Names like this would make the thread FAR easier to read since I only know the names of the sort of "seminal" episodes.
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The Borg have a reverse prime directive.
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FabioClone posted:The Borg have a reverse prime directive. modulo prime directive
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FabioClone posted:The Borg have a reverse prime directive. the composite directive
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Measure of a Man (1989): Starfleet decides to hash some poo poo out it probably should have hashed out before Data was able to attend Starfleet Academy, rise through the ranks, and serve as the second officer on their flagship.
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which captain is which drug Sisko is da joose
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"Yes, Ensign, It's All Over Me"
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Low Desert Punk posted:which captain is which drug Picard is a moderate but potent nootropic blend. Archer is Vicodin. Janeway is Ambien. Sisko is the awareness-spectrum narcotic melange.
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Sisko is the space between the notes, the notes you don't play.
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Lorca is cocaine.
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The endless eye rolling while the doctor fluffs himself over his opera skills is funny as poo poo
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Lorca is cocaine. 
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To me, Picard is smoking a spliff while reading a book, and you're really into it, and then eventually you realize you're thinking more than you're reading and you just lose your poo poo laughing.
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Brawnfire posted:To me, Picard is smoking a spliff while reading a book, and you're really into it, and then eventually you realize you're thinking more than you're reading and you just lose your poo poo laughing. Pine’s Kirk seemed more like a weed guy to me. Pike is Zoloft. 
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Phylodox posted:Pine’s Kirk seemed more like a weed guy to me. Certainly helps that Christopher Pine's eyes look fuckin' blazed.
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Were there any Ferengi hybrid characters? Did that ever happen?
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Pick posted:Were there any Ferengi hybrid characters? Did that ever happen?  not of their species who voluntarily bore their young, so let's just say that the odds were already against them.
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Ferengi must all be C-Section babies.
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Zesty posted:Ferengi must all be C-Section babies. There are.... Other ways 
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Silence! All of you! What We Left Behind is trying to raise additional crowdfunding money in order to get another 15 minutes of DS9 converted to HD (the original budget only gave them enough money for five).
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Just do this times 400 and we'll have the full show.
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Nessus posted:This would require a Ferengi to successfully mate with Ferengi have gigantic super dicks, so the human ladies all want some of that. Gene said so.
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Sash! posted:Ferengi have gigantic super dicks, so the human ladies all want some of that. "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack" - rules of acquisition, #109
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Brawnfire posted:I don't really understand the title either. I would expect the "Icarus Factor" would involve an A story where someone "flies too close to the sun" in some manner, leading to their downfall or at least a good solid knock on the rear end. I see nothing of the sort. What's Riker's hubris? Worf's? I just realized this title idea was so self-evidently excellent they had to reuse it for Enterprise. “Daedalus”, the one where the old guy invents a JJTrek-style super transporter. This time the name is not only applicable, but its applicability is pounded into your head with a sledgehammer. Progress!
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack" - rules of acquisition, #109 Not in the way you implied, but it's right. Just like rule 48. " The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
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Let us not forget Rule of Acquisition #287:Rule of Acquisition #287 posted:You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't event wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.
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skasion posted:I just realized this title idea was so self-evidently excellent they had to reuse it for Enterprise. “Daedalus”, the one where the old guy invents a JJTrek-style super transporter. This time the name is not only applicable, but its applicability is pounded into your head with a sledgehammer. Progress! Enterprise: The Unsubtle Adventures "Captain, we're being hailed by a race known as the Procrusteans! They say if we want to use their repair facilities, our ship will either have to have its engines removed, or its hull stretched!" "Let's give them a taste of their own medicine."
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Valiant (DS9 S06E22) was a great episode. While watching it I was all like "holy poo poo they friggin' died and they're all dead and this is some real Jonestown poo poo here"
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DrNutt posted:Measure of a Man (1989): Starfleet decides to hash some poo poo out it probably should have hashed out before Data was able to attend Starfleet Academy, rise through the ranks, and serve as the second officer on their flagship. That actually feels super realistic to me. Any sort of "one off" thing in a gigantic company would usually be signed off by a random person without looking at any implications until it actually came up.
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galenanorth posted:Valiant (DS9 S06E22) was a great episode. While watching it I was all like "holy poo poo they friggin' died and they're all dead and this is some real Jonestown poo poo here" Real-talk it's great to make fun RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD but the episode itself is good. The kids are stupid, headstrong, and completely high on their own farts but they're supposed to be. The ship destroyed, all but one of the cadets dying, and the survivor still refusing to believe the captain was bad is haunting.
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Kibayasu posted:Real-talk it's great to make fun RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD but the episode itself is good. The kids are stupid, headstrong, and completely high on their own farts but they're supposed to be. The ship destroyed, all but one of the cadets dying, and the survivor still refusing to believe the captain was bad is haunting. Yeah it's awesome.
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“I really want all these kids to die” *they do* “Hell yeah” My review of Valiant.
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Those were also the little neo-fascists who were totally ready to sabotage Earth's power grid and blame it on the Dominion so Admiral Whatshisface could stage a military coup. So yeah, gently caress those kids, they got what was comin' to them.
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