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armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

lol, PROVE IT. I really hope this Q thing is a sweet long-con by a couple of antifas. :master: for inciting voluntary an heroes collected from our worst and dimmest.

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

1redflag posted:

We aren't living in hell dimension; we're living in lovely Steven king novel dimension
Checks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9M34DzAKo

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

armchairyoda posted:

lol, PROVE IT. I really hope this Q thing is a sweet long-con by a couple of antifas. :master: for inciting voluntary an heroes collected from our worst and dimmest.

I kind of hope it isn't because when these guys say they're willing to die for the cause, what they really mean is that they're willing to empty fire into an Arby's and roll the dice with the cops.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah i really loving hope that it's not some troll that decided to keep it up once people started getting shot up over all the stupid poo poo he says

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
Good points. I forgot how willing they already are to shoot up newspapers, protests, pizzerias and whatever else offends their greasy orange potato-shaped god-king. :smith:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


gonna rule when one of them go off on one based off their own psychosis, run in to an owner who doesn't take poo poo, eat a 12 gauge shell then the media spends the next week pearl clutching about far left violence cause the the dude on the cash register voted for Bernie or some poo poo.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
honestly qanon is probaboy GRU or whatever the gently caress russian intelligence is called now

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Were people ever put in family jails? I thought they used to release them into the US ? They all got swept up early by the trump administration ? Some of them were friends/family of trump voters who then "claimed" to he upset by it.

https://twitter.com/immcivilrights/status/1008902662828511232

thread


HobbitGrease posted:

imagine being the strain of desperate idiot who tweets at the POTUS' personal account for his personal intervention on a subset of law or like the twitter egg who asked him to directly intervene in south Cameroon

"@realDonaldTrump, i voted 4 U bc i thought u wold help fix UNFAIR utah probate law!!!!!!!!"

lotsa people try to contact the president here's what obama's correspondence staff operation looked like

makes me wonder if they ever tracked any kinda upticks in the desperation they witnessed

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



yeah, it's lovely how the media just pretended it's not a thing anymore but luckily everybody but old white people with destroyed brains think the media is stupid as poo poo and totally worthless

there's a lot of people who are gonna look back and realize that literal concentration camps for toddlers was the point where they flew the red flag and started hollering for guillotines

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lotsa people try to contact the president here's what obama's correspondence staff operation looked like

makes me wonder if they ever tracked any kinda upticks in the desperation they witnessed
yeah, i can see writing letters or emails, but I feel like that's a different beast than just reply-tweeting '@realDonaldTrump I VOTED 4 U TO FIX BAD IDAHO MARITIME LAW!!!!!!!!! MY NISSAN DEALERSHIP IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!' on DJT's ninth Crooked Witch Hunt tweet of the day

HobbitGrease has issued a correction as of 18:29 on Aug 31, 2018

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.



I probably shouldn't be surprised at the number of people defending Obama's family detention policies or implying that the lawyer guy is a traitor for saying this stuff but well.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HobbitGrease posted:

yeah, i can see writing letters or emails, but I feel like that's a different beast than just reply-tweeting '@realDonaldTrump I VOTED 4 U TO FIX BAD IDAHO MARITIME LAW!!!!!!!!! MY NISSAN DEALERSHIP IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!' on DJT's ninth Crooked Witch Hunt tweet of the day

imagine how many suicide letters the white house just throws straight into the trash now that she-huck has gotten tired of showing the daily presser those made up kids notes she said they received

granted obama's staff in charge of that has been long gone but i'm sure whoever was put in charge of that last year is probably too busy day drinking anyway these days

red19fire
May 26, 2010

armchairyoda posted:

lol, PROVE IT. I really hope this Q thing is a sweet long-con by a couple of antifas. :master: for inciting voluntary an heroes collected from our worst and dimmest.

That would rule so much. A long con to get chuds to kill themselves for dear leader. Please, Hell Dimension, let this be true. Or at least let chuds commit mass suicide, Heaven's Gate style.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

red19fire posted:

A long con to get chuds to kill themselves
But enough about HFCS

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

1redflag posted:

Republican federal employees

lmao

PosteriorChain
May 31, 2015
yeah I doubt the NoVA McMansion set will see any drop in the public money funneled to them

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Trump announced another pay freeze for this year

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




im glad the text obscures his eyes because they look wild & unhinged and i dont want to look at them

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Next time I'm in Limassol I'm gonna assume any American accent I overhear is either an FBI agent or a Manafort associate.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

1redflag posted:

THIS IS NOT CONJECTURE PEOPLE!

E. Also, some super scary trashcan man, "my life for you!", vibes. We aren't living in hell dimension; we're living in lovely Steven king novel dimension

All things Trump/MAGA remind me of the Vegas people in The Stand.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
This is beautiful.

“the middle class poor people” really sums up America and the CHUDs in particular.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Slamhound posted:

This is beautiful.

“the middle class poor people” really sums up America and the CHUDs in particular.

Also the whole self-flagellation bragging about not needing benefits or government help.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

etalian posted:

Also the whole self-flagellation bragging about not needing benefits or government help.

@theRealDonaldTrump: I cut off my nose to spite my face and now I don’t have a nose! Please help!

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Lol at all these Socialists who want free stuff from the government.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

graham cracker posted:

Lol at all these Socialists who want free stuff from the government.

I like how CHUDs are fine with rich people getting free stuff because someday they think it's possible to get rich as well?

Even though they work dead end retail or blue collar jobs.

etalian has issued a correction as of 15:44 on Sep 1, 2018

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

etalian posted:

I like how CHUDs are find with rich people getting free stuff because someday they think it's possible to get rich as well?

Even though they work dead end retail or blue collar jobs.

All ya gotta do these days is have an app! Yes, right now I'm drunk for the third day in a row, but,

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inspector Hound posted:

All ya gotta do these days is have an app! Yes, right now I'm drunk for the third day in a row, but,

whaoa where can i get that app

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

graham cracker posted:

Lol at all these Socialists who want free stuff from the government.

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1035348264344801282

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/Burmeiste1Laura/status/1035968678964211712

twitter bio "Jesus is my Savior. I support a clean DreamAct"

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

yes i fully support the dream act and i voted for donald trump, why do you ask?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



etalian posted:

Also the whole self-flagellation bragging about not needing benefits or government help.

its really so perfect it feels literary


Astrochicken posted:

yes i fully support the dream act and i voted for donald trump, why do you ask?

if only there was a candidate who supported both the dream act and also Locking Her Up they would have won in a landslide

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im drunk as hell rn and still jknow that voting for trump is reatrded imagine being sober and thinking its a good idea lmao

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

mono posted:

My new favorite thing is to search twitter for "i voted for you"
https://twitter.com/SVogtFNP/status/1035341130613837824

He wrote this one just three minutes prior. Poor guy worked himself up into thinking @ting Donny would bring him relief.

https://twitter.com/SVogtFNP/status/1035340249063411713

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

its really so perfect it feels literary


if only there was a candidate who supported both the dream act and also Locking Her Up they would have won in a landslide

I think Hillary should be locked up for losing to trump. That should be a capital offense. Also, Medicare for all, free community college, legalized weed, abolish private prison, end the wars, guillotine Wall Street and defense executives. vote for me.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


TotalLossBrain posted:

He wrote this one just three minutes prior. Poor guy worked himself up into thinking @ting Donny would bring him relief.

https://twitter.com/SVogtFNP/status/1035340249063411713

No link, just 'look me up' :discourse:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
It's a decent facsimile of a daddy Trump tweet but replace the Thanks with Have fun!

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003



My life for you. My life for you!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
really wish all these folks saying they'd die for daddy trump would get on with it already

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

What the gently caress is that supposed to mean. That's not how any of this works man!

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