DontMockMySmock posted:

frankenfreak posted:

Is the After The End mod still being updated? I suddenly have an idea for that...

Raised By Birds posted:

X
X (three mallard fillmore comics)
X

In which a Duck is bored, and now so are you.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Funneling hot tar up my rear end with a traffic cone to own the libs

fruit on the bottom posted:

You also have to have the national anthem playing for the full experience

big dyke energy posted:

she's _naked




i watched too much anime when i was 13 and it turned me into a lesbian

Ingmar terdman posted:

hell yeah im some kind of horrible wasp

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Stefan Prodan posted:

@TeslaMotors Model S autopilot camera misreads 101 sign as 105 speed limit at 87/101 junction San Jose. Reproduced every day this week.


cant wait to take my model S on highway 1 here and just have it slam on the brakes

Eox posted:

i pull onto highway 420 and my car locks up pending SEC investigation

Zzulu posted:

We still call people retards here, so it's okay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ultraklystron posted:

Elon Elon!
Yes OSHA?
Building safely?
Yes OSHA.
Telling Lies?
No OSHA.
Look at this thread.
Ha ha ha.

Screaming Idiot posted:

The point is that bitching about vegans is as annoying as the vegans who bitch about meat eaters. And bitching about people who bitch about vegans is even more annoying, so I'mma drop this derail so I can eat my cat and pet my pizza

CyberPingu posted:

Finally got round to putting my home office together. Put up my cabinet and stocked it.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

its like a china cabinet for virginity

Crocoswine posted:

is that that lovely kings quest owl wtf

Bored posted:

http://s.aliexpress.com/AzUvi6Vn

RandomFerret posted:

How much longer are you going to be? We were supposed to leave at Laura Secord and it's already almost Clown with a Beard. If we don't get there by Proboscis Monkey Wearing Aviator Glasses they won't seat us until intermission!

cumshitter posted:

My ideal relationship is one of mutual silence and isolation interspersed with short exchanges of new information that may have practical value for myself and my significant other. No superfluous chatter at all. Ideally, all conversations would be conducted in the same length and sound of a dial up modem for efficiency purposes.

cumshitter posted:

My husband: *Computer screeching*

Me: *Computer screeching*

My husband: I love-

*I've already turned around and started walking away*

Pick posted:

NorgLyle posted:

The first thing that I think of regarding Predators will always be Walton Goggins hurling himself at a Predator with a knife and shrieking "gently caress you, space human being!" I want those to be my last words, especially if I am peacefully passing on at home surrounded by my children and grandchildren.

Pirate Radar posted:

I didn’t see Predators so I have no idea if that actually happens in it

Memento posted:

This is not just OSHA but it's sad as gently caress.

Rio de Janeiro museum goes up in flames



Years and years of neglect and corruption mean that what should have been a small fire started in some wiring or whatever has completely destroyed the entire historical collection of a major country. From what I can read online, the building didn't have a sprinkler system.

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Also the hydrants outside had no water.

Memento posted:

Where's the crying Brazilian flag emote when you need it.

Woodchip posted:

Out of water as well.

Pirate Radar posted:

I didn’t see Predators so I have no idea if that actually happens in it

JebanyPedal posted:

Yes that is Cedric, an annoying piece of poo poo.

Jim DiGriz posted:

A Handed Missus posted:

Anne Whateley posted:

I don't think she should send nudes, though. Never Send Nudes

DACK FAYDEN posted:

if you are already married and also your husband is as spineless as hers is it's probably safe to send them to him because he already puts up with so much bullshit what's he gonna do

Anne Whateley posted:

It's not even about how much you trust the other person, because their phone is still gonna get stolen or hacked or lost or dropped down a raindrain

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

not an issue if you upload your nudes to the Blockchain.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

People who put their nudes on the internet want approval now, not in 18-36 hours after all the better nudes have been approved.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Reporter: "how do you respond to people who suggest that you lack ethics?"

Müsk: "that's a ridiculous assertion, I'm a big fan and in fact I have a set of my own. I've found them very handy to have ar-"

Musk's assistant, whispering: "sir she said 'ethics' not 'ethnics'"

Kalli posted:

Yeah, but you do this poo poo for a living. I'm like, okay I'm gonna finally fix that messed up piece of siding on my house, and then 5 hours later I'm back for the third time trying to figure out what's the squirrel repellant for me.

BrianBoitano posted:

Ariong posted:

I am sick of loss memes. I‘l admit that they were pretty funny at first, but have you seen what they’ve turned into? Ilegible to anyone who isn’t in on ten godamn years of injokes. Loss memes need to be retied, permanently.

bony tony posted:

I really tried making that quote into a loss meme

Karate Bastard posted:

Ariong posted:

I am sick of loss memes. I‘l admit that they were pretty funny at first, but have you seen what they’ve turned into?
Ilegible to anyone who isn’t in on ten godamn years of injokes. Loss memes need to be retied, permanently.