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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Zwabu posted:

None of these Texas State Militias or whatever have anything to do with the Texas National Guard, right? They're just groups of balding fat middle aged white gun nuts that are unaffiliated with any actual military unit, right?
Correct.

None of these have anything to do with the Texas Army/Air National Guard or the Texas State Guard, which is fairly unique formation in the U.S. as it's a state "militia" that answers to the governor. But they mainly do things like setting up staging areas during hurricane season.

This is the State Guard:



Those guys are like weekend disaster-relief dudes. They're fine. Back during Jade Helm, Abbott ordered the State Guard to monitor the exercise, but the actual extent of it was the State Guard commander texting the U.S. military exercise commander with, like, "Hey, uh, is the exercise going on?" U.S. military guy texts back: "Yeah it's going on." State Guard replies: "M'yup okay sounds good thanks." Basically doing the bare minimum to comply with the governor's order.

The Texas State Militia, on the other hand, is an uber-libertarian group of balding middle-aged gun nuts and is completely their own thing. These guys protesting in San Antonio partially came about as a split within that group.

There are also various tiny little militias which is often just some guy with a Facebook page. It's pretty difficult to do "militia poo poo" in Texas because there's very little in the way of public land where you can practice drills, shooting, maneuvers and so on. There's a reason most of these groups are out west or way up north in Michigan. The dude I linked to in the SPLC article who is a sex offender? I'm not posting his name but he was/is a "lieutenant general" in the Southern Front Militia, which is a neo-Confederate group, but it basically just exists on the internet, and he stopped being invited to III%er/Patriot events when his criminal background came out.

Crowsbeak posted:

How much would it cost to, say just rebuild the walls? Also I just see the whole war of 1835 and 1836 as a war between Criollos and Anglos over Comanchee territory. Neither side actually has any claim to goodness in that conflict.
I'd say the Germans were somewhat cool because they never broke their Comanche treaty though that came in the 1840s.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Sep 2, 2018

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Also the "This Is Texas Freedom Force" has a related group, the Texas Defense Force (remember these guys split from the Texas State Militia for being too crazy / tolerating a felon and a Nazi).



The TDF has actually modeled itself as a security company. But they're pretty gooberish:





Here's a profile of the leader:



https://www.texasobserver.org/whos-defending-texas-confederate-monuments/

quote:

The group gravitates toward the “Lost Cause” theory of the Confederacy, which erroneously holds that slavery was a minor factor in the Civil War.

“The whole crux of it was Lincoln didn’t want to lose [tax dollars],” said Beverly. “Slavery then came in as a political issue after the war was started.”

Beverly insists his cause is not racist. The group has a few black and Latino members, and on social media, it regularly denounces white nationalists and forbids them from attending its events. But he has a way of veering off message.

In August, he told the San Antonio Current he thinks black people are “too drat lazy,” “on drugs” and “don’t want to work.” (Beverly told the Observer that his comments were directed at young people of all races, not just black people).
They also popped up in Dallas after the city towed away the Robert E. Lee statue and got into a brief boomer brawl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfTkn944eVY

You can see in the video their mobile "command center" which still has the old Texas State Militia - Phoenix Division logo. The Texas State Militia kicked the Phoenix Division out so they rebranded to the Texas Defense Force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUwDlCVhfFo

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Sep 2, 2018

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Sissy Farenthold makes an appearance in this article, underneath a photo of a dead armadillo:

https://twitter.com/evanasmith/status/1035620654249324544

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
That last line from Sissy is pretty bittersweet.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

woof, that's sad

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

As a strict solipsist, I disagree

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1036284053115162624

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1036059772393541634?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Ughhh gently caress off

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

zoux posted:

Ughhh gently caress off

please don't disrespect our next president like this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Brother Entropy posted:

please don't disrespect our next president like this

#basta

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
lol you already know that cory booker / kamala harris / kristen gillibrand / whoever controls the DNC now will stab beto or julian castro or whoever else pops up until they pass out dead so they can continue pushing lovely centrist policies

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the castro brothers are definitely in the same boring crappy centrist clique

or they would be if they weren't Jeb!-tier nonentities

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
as someone who works in san antonio, the castro hype is real because they're from the west side. that doesn't stop them from being milquetoast and overhyped though. boring centrists zzz who couldn't get the stomach to run until beto showed them how its done

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



castro should have run for governor this year, the pieces were in place for him to be the co-equal of betomania. but he stupidly thinks hes going to jump right to running for president but is gonna go nowhere there

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
agreed. hopefully the dude would have helped locked down the border the way lupe was supposed too. San Antonio, Eagle Pass and Del Rio and all those South Texas / Border cities are a whole different state practically and politically, and democrats need to access them in a way different from the way they access Austin and the other big cities. Seems like Beto has kinda figured it out but you wont know until Nov.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

How easy is it to be well compensated by a super pac for your hard work as the head of it?

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

Crowsbeak posted:

How easy is it to be well compensated by a super pac for your hard work as the head of it?

If I read everything correctly, extremely easy. Want to start a super pac with me?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


dalstrs posted:

If I read everything correctly, extremely easy. Want to start a super pac with me?

I'm in. What would my return on investment be on :10bux:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Zil posted:

I'm in. What would my return on investment be on :10bux:

3.33

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

TropicalCoke posted:

lol you already know that cory booker / kamala harris / kristen gillibrand / whoever controls the DNC now will stab beto or julian castro or whoever else pops up until they pass out dead so they can continue pushing lovely centrist policies

Wait I thought Beto was a neolib shill

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Badger of Basra posted:

Wait I thought Beto was a neolib shill

Probably, but he's paying lipservice to maybe not being a psychopath.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
all neolibs are equal in the THUNDERDOME

beto isnt a neolib because he's actually tried to change up the military bases, which takes some brass balls in a state that has some of the largest bases in the nation

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Yay the TSA security guy at the (DFW) airport said he liked my Beto for Texas shirt.

That’s my story.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Zwabu posted:

Yay the TSA security guy at the (DFW) airport said he liked my Beto for Texas shirt.

That’s my story.

Nice shirt, commie. :toughguy:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1036660706685411328

:regd09:

The constitution already requires any income tax to be approved by statewide referendum.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Crowsbeak posted:

How easy is it to be well compensated by a super pac for your hard work as the head of it?

trivial, as long as the people you're grifting are too dumb to do basic forensic accounting or too dumb to get mad about it

As long as you report your poo poo to the FEC you can pay 99% of your revenue to yourself and your friends.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1036660706685411328

:regd09:

The constitution already requires any income tax to be approved by statewide referendum.

my hero!

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
red meat to the donor base

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Cruz released an ad about how Beto has a potty mouth.

They're so shockingly bad at this.

https://www.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/videos/255764225078044/

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
Clutching my pearls right now.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

PostNouveau posted:

Cruz released an ad about how Beto has a potty mouth.

They're so shockingly bad at this.

https://www.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/videos/255764225078044/

these are good for the old people, but werent they going to vote already? seems like cruz is just doubling down on the base.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy




that's gonna be a big list

dude on the left in this pic btw:

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Also the "This Is Texas Freedom Force" has a related group, the Texas Defense Force (remember these guys split from the Texas State Militia for being too crazy / tolerating a felon and a Nazi).


Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

PostNouveau posted:

Cruz released an ad about how Beto has a potty mouth.

They're so shockingly bad at this.

https://www.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/videos/255764225078044/

anyone reminded of Hillary's "we're better then this ads"?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1036660706685411328

:regd09:

The constitution already requires any income tax to be approved by statewide referendum.

Pretty sure it's also a 2/3s threshold

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Hezbetollah

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Ted Cruz releases heavily spliced video depicting O’Rourke being grateful for flag burning.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2018/09/04/heavily-spliced-ted-cruz-video-falsely-depicts-beto-orourke-saying-grateful-flag-burning

quote:

WASHINGTON — Sen. Ted Cruz's latest effort to inflame conservatives — a video in which Rep. Beto O'Rourke appears to express enthusiasm for flag burning — hinges on heavy splicing and a creative interpretation of a long-winded comment.
O'Rourke did not say he's "grateful" for flag burning. Nor did he say that flag burning is "inherently American."
But that's how the Cruz campaign portrays O'Rourke's remarks from an El Paso town hall on Friday, in a 25-second video posted on the senator's campaign page and shared through social media.

Good old Lyin’ Ted.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Furthermore, Beto is heard to say he "wants her sweet can"

https://twitter.com/NBCDFW/status/1037309070145974272

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1037324696189054977

zoux fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 5, 2018

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So he was going after "fake news" stations, got confused and instead hit the local Fox station?

Amazing, simply amazing.

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
That is just the perfect metaphor for Trump's America.

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