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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

I really don't think Hillary is gonna run again.

Hillary is the Antichrist

The Democratic nominee for POTUS is the Antichrist

ergo The Democratic nominee for POTUS is always Hillary

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Hillary wearing the alleged candidate's face.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm not an expert on AI by any means, but the idea that the government would have seven distinct and powerful AI computers, each programmed to have the personality of a Dwarf from Snow White

And they decide to use them to troll 4chan posters.

"Finally we have arrived at the singularity, I never dreamed it would be possible to automate shitposting on 4chan"

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Illuminti posted:

And they decide to use them to troll 4chan posters.

"Finally we have arrived at the singularity, I never dreamed it would be possible to automate shitposting on 4chan"

I thought they already mastered that with all those learning twitter bots that became nazis.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Mantis42 posted:

Its the opening to The Technomigration, a modern sci fi classic. Think Zybourne Clock.

Imagine four pizzagates on the edge of a cliff

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

hooman posted:

I thought they already mastered that with all those learning twitter bots that became nazis.

I'm only aware of one but it was pretty glorious.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Unless a Trump-style republican is the next President, the hard core of the Qult will declare that the election was illegitimate and Trump remains the true secret president and is just waiting for his moment to strike.

Sweet, maybe they can go full sedevacantist and come up with a theory that President Chelsea Clinton has the real president locked away in a secret estate in Martha's Vineyard.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

I really don't think Hillary is gonna run again.

inshallah

she'll probably just push chelsea out there for 2024 anyway

paradex
Aug 30, 2018

by R. Guyovich

TetsuoTW posted:

inshallah

she'll probably just push chelsea out there for 2024 anyway

I believe 3 things: Hillary will absolutely run again, she would stab Chelsea in the heart before seeing her become the first woman president before herself, and Chelsea has zero interest in any of this bullshit and is happy being filthy rich and sipping champagne in the Hamptons.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What’s Clinton been doing since the election? Some internal dnc fundraising and that’s all, right? I think she’s really gone this time.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
My guess is at most she'll unknowingly ruin someone's candidacy by officially endorsing them.

e: in the primaries that is

Zanzibar Ham fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Sep 3, 2018

paradex
Aug 30, 2018

by R. Guyovich

business hammocks posted:

What’s Clinton been doing since the election? Some internal dnc fundraising and that’s all, right? I think she’s really gone this time.

She did the whole book tour thing. Not much to do publicly right now that would be helpful to her. I assume she'll wander back into the public spotlight in 6 months or so.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

paradex posted:

She did the whole book tour thing. Not much to do publicly right now that would be helpful to her. I assume she'll wander back into the public spotlight in 6 months or so.

ozyfest

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

paradex posted:

I believe 3 things: Hillary will absolutely run again, she would stab Chelsea in the heart before seeing her become the first woman president before herself, and Chelsea has zero interest in any of this bullshit and is happy being filthy rich and sipping champagne in the Hamptons.

I kinda hope the GOP puts up the next woman POTUS candidate so we can watch HRC get called a hypocrite for campaigning against a woman after that was half her own argument

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

I kinda hope the GOP puts up the next woman POTUS candidate so we can watch HRC get called a hypocrite for campaigning against a woman after that was half her own argument

They already did that with Palin.

paradex posted:

I believe 3 things: Hillary will absolutely run again, she would stab Chelsea in the heart before seeing her become the first woman president before herself, and Chelsea has zero interest in any of this bullshit and is happy being filthy rich and sipping champagne in the Hamptons.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Zanzibar Ham posted:

My guess is at most she'll unknowingly ruin someone's candidacy by officially endorsing them.

e: in the primaries that is

Doesn't she have a better ratio of wins for her endorsements in 2018 than Sanders does?

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Sep 3, 2018

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Fulchrum posted:

They already did that with Palin.


What the gently caress is wrong with you?


Doesn't she have a better ratio of wins for her endorsements in 2018 than Sanders does?

Sometimes the Qanon comes from inside the thread

PosteriorChain
May 31, 2015
Love to flatten politics to the win % of two different endorsers and ignore all the disparities in support/sabotage from the party establishment and money, to say nothing of the actual policies and the benefits the candidates do or don't deliver for the voter base

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

PosteriorChain posted:

Love to flatten politics to the win % of two different endorsers and ignore all the disparities in support/sabotage from the party establishment and money, to say nothing of the actual policies and the benefits the candidates do or don't deliver for the voter base

Tell me about the ghost witch power Hillary used from Qanon Comix Issue #1843.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Imagine how many interesting and bizarre oddities we never would have gotten to see if Hilary and the Dems had been even slightly better at politics.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Fulchrum posted:

Doesn't she have a better ratio of wins for her endorsements in 2018 than Sanders does?

I think the fact I had no idea she even endorsed anybody goes to show she's gone relatively quiet and isn't likely to actually try running again. Especially considering you've got a bunch of democratic people already starting to make 'I'm Running' style noises.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

lmao hillbots still desperately wailing about her electability in 2018, can we keep the thread focused on Q's brand of insanity we really don't need more

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Hillaryis44 people have to be all-in on Q poo poo by now if they’re still around, right?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

It's still around but as far I can tell its standard MAGA Chud rhetoric, not fullblown Qanon.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Hillary derail poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/16393067

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mantis42 posted:

It's still around but as far I can tell its standard MAGA Chud rhetoric, not fullblown Qanon.

The difference being....

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
The Deep State Redditors are downvoting all their posts.




The black magic part of the last comment is an absolutely incredible premise for a story.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

business hammocks posted:

The Hillaryis44 people have to be all-in on Q poo poo by now if they’re still around, right?
Weirdly, it looks like they actually think Q is part of the Deep State because he's a Sessions apologist. https://www.hillaryis44.org/2018/08...undunce-beaten/

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Fulchrum posted:

The difference being....

"He helps out, tells it how it is, he cares, blue collar billionaire"

vs

"Cornfield Confederacy 48-star prewar US flag hiding secret haarp array per sealed dossier submitted during secret sidebars during Manafort jury deliberation"

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Ague Proof posted:

The Deep State Redditors are downvoting all their posts.




The black magic part of the last comment is an absolutely incredible premise for a story.

Black magic vomit, just like how Papa Shango disqualified Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

lol they all old

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/9cgkh9/my_60_year_old_devoutly_catholic_msmaddicted_baby/

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What’s the hollywood illusion? I’m sure it’s something antisemitic, but what do they think has been shattered?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

business hammocks posted:

What’s the hollywood illusion? I’m sure it’s something antisemitic, but what do they think has been shattered?

"they're good or at least passably okay people rather than satanic cannibal pedophiles"

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

business hammocks posted:

What’s the hollywood illusion? I’m sure it’s something antisemitic, but what do they think has been shattered?

Given the general sources for Qanon followers, probably one of the many rants like this:



THE HOLLYWOOD ILLUSION

We all live in a fear based society of illusions and lies. The worst kind of mind is a man
that is deceitful and creates illusions to fool a mass of people—imagine if you really knew
the truth.

The Truth is a Freedom not borrowed but courage earned. We borrow freedom because we
are truly afraid to live. We are nothing more than desperate beggars asking your fellowman for
Freedom. Are we foolish or just been fooled?

The Truth is we have been fooled because of the wicked mentality of the illusion (Hollywood).
The pretenders (secret society evildoers/evil energies) have duped you into signing your life
away by tempting to become apart of a society—a second world that does not exist.

This movement and organization is created by freethinking energies that are fed up with the
Hollywood Illusion. What is the Hollywood illusion? The Hollywood illusion is the media: The
Movie Cinema, Television, Radio, Music, Internet, Newspapers, and Magazines. These
mediums are poisoning, killing, and controlling the minds that consumes these tainted sources
of communication.

Let's define the word Illusion: the action of deceiving, the state or fact of being intellectually
deceived or misled, a misleading image presented to the vision.

What is Hollywood? Hollywood is The American Motion-Picture Industry and Hollywood is the
central location for entertainment. Everything you consume socially and psychologically:
Motion pictures (movies), Food, Television, Music, Magazines, Drugs, and Sex etc. Is idolized,
developed or redeveloped in Hollywood and migrates to Las Vegas.

Where is Hollywood? Hollywood is located in the heart of Los Angeles, California also known
as: The City of Lost Angels, City of Angels, and the Entertainment Capital of the World and also
referred to as La La Land.

Las Vegas is another place people want to go, be recognized, and make a name for
self. Nick names for Las Vegas have developed like Sin City, City of lights, and the
popular overused phrase, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

How is entertainment mediums tainted? These various sources of communication are filled
with negative entertainment that provokes and tempts us as a people to live destructive lives.
The Entertainment provided through these mediums is flooded with Subliminal Messages to
corrupt the minds of not only our children but our adult minds as well. Television commercials,
advertisements, movies, music, children and adult programming are filled with these hidden
messages controls your mind on a conscious and subconscious level.

Sensationalism has become the ultimate nemesis for celebrities and Hollywood turned creative
sources of communication and technology into negative outlets to keep people preoccupied
from the realities of the real world. They use negative stereotypical items and objects and
glorify them to confuse your mind. You have to learn how to filter out the illusion from the truth.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


fishmech posted:


Las Vegas is another place people want to go, be recognized, and make a name for
self. Nick names for Las Vegas have developed like Sin City, City of lights, and the
popular overused phrase, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."


Ah yes the twin stars of the west, LA and LV. This really stuck out to me, since I admit to being unaware of this natural cultural pipeline that goes LA -> Las Vegas. Forgive me for thinking that vegas was anything more than Reno South: Bigger and Dustier.

It's the World According to my lovely Vacation Flightpaths.

Peacoffee fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Sep 3, 2018

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I read a trump tweet and a couple taps later ended up here so enjoy:



That image...

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

EXTRA EXTRA! KISSINGER STEALS CANDY FROM BABY!!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Yes, the physical asset token exchange conducted by deep state operatives took place on live tv instead of literally any brunch shop in square miles and miles around DC where even to this day the feds can't find some rogue rf network stingers

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


The deep state is immense and powerful

The deep state is on the ropes




Trump is holding huge secret courts that have touched the lives of hundreds of politicians and freed thousands of sex slaves

Trump is part of a tiny team of people taking down the deep government

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Were I to write a fiction like Qltists believe, I'd get slaughtered in review of my first drafts for so lazily and ham-handedly creating a "The enemy is simultaneously all-powerful and near collapse" adversary


It's like a loving 6 year old made this, or perhaps a bunch of 60+ year old boomers exposed to leaded flatware, paint, and gasoline their whole lives and who haven't challenged themselves in decad--


Huh.

Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 3, 2018

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Potato Salad posted:

It's like a loving 6 year old made this, or perhaps a bunch of 60+ year old boomers exposed to leaded flatware, paint, and gasoline their whole lives and who haven't challenged themselves in decad--


Huh.
Jeez it's just standard back in my day poo poo but they've latched on to a magical hidden savour who posts on 4chan

E: I don't know how to make this an image from my phone sorry
https://imgur.com/a/2vyN6Gi

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 3, 2018

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