Andoird: green bubble stigma

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BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Retiring young sounds rad. Much better than the actors who gently caress up their finances and have to endlessly take lovely roles (or just get addicted to making money.)

I'm on track for retirement at 46

# ? Sep 5, 2018 13:55

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# ? May 12, 2024 00:22

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I'm on track for retirement at 46

same but 420

# ? Sep 5, 2018 13:58

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I'm on track for retirement at 46

i will probably never retire because I'm a millennial

# ? Sep 5, 2018 20:41

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

President Beep posted:

same but 420

same but 69

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:07

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

jit bull transpile posted:

i will probably never retire because I'm a millennial

retirement lol

i have a degree and a full time job and i'm going to work until i'm dead thanks dad

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:28

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

retirement is boomer privilege

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:34

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

hobbesmaster posted:

does android at least use LTS kernels?

why do you think LTS kernels are supported for 6 years now lol

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:36

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Perplx posted:

retirement is boomer privilege

Did you ever retire a human by mistake?

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:39

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

you don't get to retire, you get retired

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ive never retired a human but i plan on retiring a corpse.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 21:59

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

gonna retire to my ready room

aka my posting station :destiny:

# ? Sep 5, 2018 22:57

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

syscall girl posted:

ready room

that�s loving slick. totally gonna steal it.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 23:09

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I tend to wait until I'm ready before I go to that room?

# ? Sep 5, 2018 23:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol if you don�t hide from your family in the bathroom. lmao.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 23:48

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

lol if you don�t hide from your family in the bathroom. lmao.

We're in a 2/1 apartment, the bathroom is literally the worst place to hide.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 23:51

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LastInLine posted:

This has been the last 24 hours of my relationship with Google:

I discovered yesterday that if my car pairs with my phone over Bluetooth, my watch will completely stop functioning. This is a new car so I can't say how new this issue is but any time I go anywhere I have to restart both the phone and the watch in order for the watch to see the phone.

Today at some point secondary users on Google Homes have lost the ability to reach the Hue bridge meaning on half of my devices I can't control the lights. Google support says it's a known issue and that I'll receive an email when it's fixed. Meanwhile I guess I'm supposed to sit in the dark.

Messages no longer sends SMS. When the server-side update to Messages was flipped a couple weeks ago giving it the new UI, it stopped sending SMSs entirely for me. They'd just silently fail, regardless of signal strength or whether it was done via the web interface or the app. When the change was reverted the problem went away. Now the problem is back. Third party apps work fine, except I never use my phone to text, I always use the web. I guess no more texts for me.

# ? Sep 6, 2018 21:40

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

MORE LENSES = BETTER THAN

# ? Sep 6, 2018 21:52

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

MORE LENSES = BETTER THAN

yes, it runs android

it also costs more than an actual good camera [2 grand]

# ? Sep 7, 2018 02:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

and last i heard it was half baked

# ? Sep 7, 2018 02:56

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

President Beep posted:

and last i heard it was half baked

yeah it is worse at everything than any actual camera half its price

quote:

But when I tried to rattle off a burst of shots, things ground to a halt. The refresh rate of the screen, which is forgivable when you�re taking one or two photos, makes capturing multiple images a headache. I�m a professed over-shooter, but it has a significant speed limit.

I also found the camera�s autofocus to be slow and sometimes unreliable, especially in low light. And since all this is managed through the touchscreen, it was hard to make sure I had it focused on exactly the right spot. There�s just way more room for error here than you�d find on a traditional digital camera.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 03:01

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

anroid.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 03:02

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

BGrifter posted:

anroid.

Ændronema

# ? Sep 7, 2018 03:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

qirex posted:

yeah it is worse at everything than any actual camera half its price

wow, turns out google's slow-rear end os is absolute dogshit for controlling hardware? who could have guessed?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 05:20

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

infernal machines posted:

wow, turns out google's slow-rear end os is absolute dogshit for controlling hardware? who could have guessed?

also 16 5mm sensors not as good as one 1.5� one who knew

# ? Sep 7, 2018 05:57

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

qirex posted:

yes, it runs android

it also costs more than an actual good camera [2 grand]

verge score: 5.0

# ? Sep 7, 2018 06:39

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

anthonypants posted:

verge score: 5.0

given their typical 7-10 scale that�s actually a -2

# ? Sep 7, 2018 06:44

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

MORE LENSES = BETTER THAN

well, yeah, if you refuse to increase the depth of the device there aren't that many ways of increasing effective sensor area

# ? Sep 7, 2018 09:51

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

well, yeah, if you refuse to increase the depth of the device there aren't that many ways of increasing effective sensor area

perhaps useless thing doesn't need to exist on useless device that shouldn't exist

- hail esatan

# ? Sep 7, 2018 13:46

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

haven't seen whether it works out yet, but it is a perfectly plausible route to better camera performance, and better camera performance is one a distinctly useful thing. lot of old nokia people involved with this stuff, and while stuff like the lumia 1020 also looked weird and came with pretty heavy downsides it was a very nice camera.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 14:07

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

all those hosed up lens pictures make me feel queasy. i guess I have the ol Trypophobia

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:01

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

I'm trying to figure out how much of that lens arrangement is actually required by optics and how much is just laziness

Because goddamn that is an ugly composition

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:38

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

I'm trying to figure out how much of that lens arrangement is actually required by optics and how much is just laziness

Because goddamn that is an ugly composition

turn

your

monitor

on

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:40

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

I'm trying to figure out how much of that lens arrangement is actually required by optics and how much is just laziness

Because goddamn that is an ugly composition

i'll eat my words so quick if they end up using the lens arrangement for some stupid loving effect and half-rear end improved camera performance in normal tasks

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:21

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i'll eat my words so quick if they end up using the lens arrangement for some stupid loving effect and half-rear end improved camera performance in normal tasks

get to it then

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:25

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

get to it then

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:27

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

I'm trying to figure out how much of that lens arrangement is actually required by optics and how much is just laziness

Because goddamn that is an ugly composition

if its for 3d imaging something weird like that would make sense

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:33

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

get to it then

do you know something in addition to the picture or is this a gimmick or what?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

https://petapixel.com/2017/12/08/review-light-l16-brilliant-braindead/

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:34

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

the counterpoint is quite a number of good implementations of dual-lens systems though, once you go beyond 1 you immediately have a bit of a task to merge the sensor data intelligently, but it does not really get fundamentally harder for any number above 2

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HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

do you know something in addition to the picture or is this a gimmick or what?

idk it's really difficult to determine if this android pos with 20 cameras glued to it is a gimmick or not

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:48

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