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SiKboy posted:Aristasia Honeypot was the best bond girl.
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 21:54 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Just don't go into your bathroom and say "Laura Loomer" three times with the lights off while looking into the mirror. Alan Smithee posted:If you do just say
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 02:40 |
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Is this from the same thread? Haven't caught up yet.zoux posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1037468070992916483 Besesoth posted:Look, Laura, just because he owned you doesn't mean he was auctioning you off.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 11:46 |
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as my value is slowly bid up and i transform into a chattel
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 12:20 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:it's called having a cat.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 15:10 |
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bring back old gbs posted:
BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Fire chief: Good lord what is happening in there!? Teal posted:But what if... I were to employ underpaid cultists and disguise it as my own engineering? Oh-hohohoho, Delightfully devilish, Elon. poisonpill posted:[cue song] Jonah Galtberg posted:OSHA AGENT: You call workplace injuries "steamed hands"? im depressed lol posted:SEC CHALMERS: Uh- 20,000 Teslas!? In one month's time, at this moment, in this vacant lot, manufactured entirely from your Fremont facility!? poisonpill posted:Five thousand? FIVE THOUSAND?! At this time of day, at this time of year, located entirely in your tent? poisonpill posted:Well, Elon, you are an odd fellow, but I must admit you hit a good blunt. FAUXTON posted:That's actually a cloud formation
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 20:07 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:fuckin christ lmao I lost it at "Elon! The paint shop is on fire!"
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 20:20 |
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Sanitary Naptime posted:So I need to get more spiders to solve my spider problem. I feel this will only lead to me waking up to watch some starship troopers type poo poo going on next to my face. XMNN posted:on the bright side, it means they'll be in your mouth for less time on their way down your throat
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 22:05 |
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klapman posted:"God, I know, man. My dad insists on referring to each and every product by its full name. Like he won't say "let's have ravioli", he'll say "Let's have Chef Boyardee Ravioli", or he'll say "turn on the Toshiba TV". It's just baffling, I don't get it."
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 03:27 |
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doesn't that include the thread you made about your parents?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 04:04 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:doesn't that include the thread you made about your parents?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 04:32 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:is anyone going to watch the predator movie? it's direct to video which I'm not not sure is a bad thing in this current era ol yeller posted:Woody Allen hasnt been my thing for a while, sorry
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:04 |
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enraged_camel posted:Florence weakened slightly, but expanded in size. Mezzanine posted:heck, same
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 21:03 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 02:02 |
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No ring.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 03:36 |
90s Cringe Rock posted:No ring. How can you tell?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 04:02 |
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Skinner is an unlovable man who has never married
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 04:31 |
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Machai posted:How can you tell? Because Seymour Skinner will die alone.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 04:37 |
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Good thing he isn't really Seymour Skinner
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 05:21 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Good thing he isn't really Seymour Skinner It's more of a job title.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 05:32 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Good thing he isn't really Seymour Skinner Mods?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 05:45 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Good thing he isn't really Seymour Skinner Is that because it's actually a Bart Simpson balloon prank thing?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 06:10 |
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Fun fact: I've never seen more than five episodes of the Simpsons, never seen that episode, and I still know his name is Armin Tamzarian, just from the internet. Thank you, internet.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 07:57 |
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Go watch some more episodes, you lunatic. Though not so much that one.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 08:24 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Go watch some more episodes, you lunatic. Though not so much that one. And nothing more recent than around the season 13-14 mark at most. The drop in quality is a cliff-dive.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 09:22 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Fun fact: I've never seen more than five episodes of the Simpsons, never seen that episode, and I still know his name is Armin Tamzarian, just from the internet. Thank you, internet. Ooooh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 09:55 |
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Armin is a better Skinner than Skinner himself in the same way that Venom Snake is a better Big Boss than Big Boss himself. This has been my essay on Baudrillard's Simulacra
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 10:42 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:The autism levels in here are off the charts!!! QuarkJets posted:They'll go down to background levels if you leave Nothing fancy, just a good hit well delivered
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 10:47 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Go watch some more episodes, you lunatic. Though not so much that one. That episode is still pretty good It's just that the cracks are starting to show
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 10:53 |
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I recommend watching the Simpsons all the way through to that exact episode and then stopping. The entire town literally gets together at the end of the episode and agrees to live a lie from that point forward. It's poetic.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 17:08 |
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The Principal and the Pauper is an alright episode, the real dogshit starts with Alone Again Natura-diddily, and the series gets loving terrible by the time it hits Saddlesore Galactica
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:06 |
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theflyingorc posted:That episode is still pretty good Improbable Lobster posted:The Principal and the Pauper is an alright episode This revisionist history will not stand
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:23 |
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purple death ray posted:This revisionist history will not stand I get a chuckle out of Skinner yelling "up yours, children!" as he's riding away.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:29 |
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Skinner being enthusiastically terrible at things is always gold.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:34 |
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purple death ray posted:This revisionist history will not stand Season nine also has Das Bus, which is waaay worse
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:37 |
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Das Bus is funny because it's a bad episode but it's still better than pretty much any other LotF adaptation.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:40 |
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sebmojo posted:Nothing fancy, just a good hit well delivered It’s good to see respect for the fundamentals.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:42 |
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Behind The Laughter followed by the movie is a pretty logical endpoint for the series.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:01 |
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Das Bus and Principal and the Pauper both have exactly one funny joke, which are Otto yelling "Zeppelin rules!" as he's being sucked underwater, and "Can I borrow your copy of Swank, Armin?"
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:24 |
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Sir Lemming posted:Behind The Laughter followed by the movie is a pretty logical endpoint for the series. No one should be subjected to the movie.
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