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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Treet is like a joke food you would find in Fallout

Edit: bad snype



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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
SPAM is my jam, don't besmirch the usefulness of a loaf of meat product

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.

Ooh apple crisp.

*looks closer, looks at theme of post*

That's a shrimp and quinoa casserole, isn't it?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Geomancing posted:

That's a shrimp and quinoa casserole, isn't it?

correct-o - your prize, more quinoa

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






I though this was an unfinished shepherd's pie with big carrot slices - so ugly food but basically fine.

Then I saw the lurking shrimp.

Then I looked closer and saw the telltale curls of damp quinoa.

Nasty.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Pookah posted:

I though this was an unfinished shepherd's pie with big carrot slices - so ugly food but basically fine.

Then I saw the lurking shrimp.

Then I looked closer and saw the telltale curls of damp quinoa.

Nasty.

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: The telltale curls of damp quinoa

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Pookah posted:

the telltale curls of damp quinoa.
this is the worst edgar allen poe sequel

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Haifisch posted:

Dehumanize yourself and face to sandwich loaves.















I can't pinpoint why, but I could swear some of these have faces.

Pastry of the Year posted:

correct-o - your prize, more quinoa



I've had some drat good quinoa-stuffed peppers. These are... not them.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sir Lemming posted:

I can't pinpoint why, but I could swear some of these have faces.

Well, the meat product is made from faces

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Quinoa smells like hot piss

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
It's got small pastries and a loss edit waiting to happen.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

boar guy posted:

terre means Earth, not dirt

I got some news for you about the meaning of the word 'earth'.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I read about quinoa long before I heard it pronounced or at least learned that the thing people were talking about was the same thing I was reading about




So it's still pronounced quin-OH-uh in my mind when I read it

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's got small pastries and a loss edit waiting to happen.

I spent way too long trying to find the Loss in that pic already.

The only thing lost were the poor bowels of whomever ate it.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

The Bloop posted:

I read about quinoa long before I heard it pronounced or at least learned that the thing people were talking about was the same thing I was reading about




So it's still pronounced quin-OH-uh in my mind when I read it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TobvW77tuwQ

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Bloop posted:

I read about quinoa long before I heard it pronounced or at least learned that the thing people were talking about was the same thing I was reading about




So it's still pronounced quin-OH-uh in my mind when I read it

:same:

In my old age I've decided to eschew personal responsibility and blame whoever it is choosing misleading spelling tho. If you want anglos to pronounce it better, spell the drat word the way it sounds on anglo packaging. Kinwa, or keenwha, or something like that. Hooked on phonics motherfuckers.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

MariusLecter posted:

I got some news for you about the meaning of the word 'earth'.
Terre means Earth the planet, you're thinking of saleté(dirt)

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The product images at the top make it look like the white sections of the loaves are PURE LARD.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

... all the pickles and alcohol..

Well poo poo, there goes my diet.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Elizabethan Error posted:

Terre means Earth the planet, you're thinking of saleté(dirt)

boar guy posted:

terre means Earth, not dirt

Because french, unlike probably every single other language, has exactly one specific word for everything :rolleyes:

Good thing English is flexible and able to use multiple words for the same and also different things. For example just on this page I learned that "apple crumble" is also referred to as "apple crisp".

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Apple of the Earth makes perfect sense to me tbqh. Nice and descriptive.

potato is just a bastardization of a Spanish word which Itself is a bastardization of an Incan word.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I've always been kind of fascinated by sandwich loaves. They're sandwiches but someone made them look like cake! That should be awesome. That should be some A+ fancy party food. Instead it's generally just a metric fucktonne of mayo and some fillings that maybe don't go together. How disappointing.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
here's an article about potato history and the tradition of referring to them as "earth apples".

https://culturedarm.com/cultural-history-potato-earth-apple/

some truly revolting looking dishes on these last couple pages, good work.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I have yet to see a sandwich loaf that wouldn't be better without the bread and just served with loving crackers, and at that point you're just eating God drat dip. I don't know why I'm so annoyed by this

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

bike tory posted:

Because french, unlike probably every single other language, has exactly one specific word for everything :rolleyes:

that's exactly my point, though. 'apple of the earth' is a lot more appealing than 'apple of the dirt'

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Shut up and eat your dirt apple, peasant

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

bike tory posted:

Because french, unlike probably every single other language, has exactly one specific word for everything :rolleyes:

Good thing English is flexible and able to use multiple words for the same and also different things. For example just on this page I learned that "apple crumble" is also referred to as "apple crisp".
Terre means earth as in the planet, because it comes from the latin root terr- which means [an area of] land. amazingly english words are different to those in other languages. what a concept :chanpop:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Land is made of dirt. HTH

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Elizabethan Error posted:

Terre means earth as in the planet, because it comes from the latin root terr- which means [an area of] land. amazingly english words are different to those in other languages. what a concept :chanpop:

Ah so when people say "terre sacre" or "10 tonnes de terre" they're talking about "sacred Planet Earth" or "10 tons of Planet Earth" and not, like, ground or dirt or whatever. Right. What a mysterious language that keeps these overlapping concepts entirely separate.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What is going on? Earth, land, soil, it's all terre isn't it?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This is a whole Thing apparently

http://www.cookingwithyourcoffeemaker.com/category/meat/







SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

MariusLecter posted:

Land is made of dirt.

:same:

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Wait what the hell is a sandwich loaf? I thought it was just a kind of bread loaf shaped specifically for sandwiches.
e: i.e. shaped like this

as opposed to

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
What in the good god drat
Why would someone do that to perfectly innocent bread?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
It's fancy ladies' food of the 20th century. Horrifying stuff. Made up by women with home economics degrees employed by Big Food (Armour, Kraft, Dole, Nabisco, etc.) to come up with recipes using their stuff in increasingly phantasmagorical ways, promoted by women's magazines as part of the effort to convince middle-class white women to leave their wartime jobs and spend their time on homemaking and women's voluntary associations (Women's Clubs, League of Women Voters, Eastern Star, etc.)

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's fancy ladies' food of the 20th century. Horrifying stuff. Made up by women with home economics degrees employed by Big Food (Armour, Kraft, Dole, Nabisco, etc.) to come up with recipes using their stuff in increasingly phantasmagorical ways, promoted by women's magazines as part of the effort to convince middle-class white women to leave their wartime jobs and spend their time on homemaking and women's voluntary associations (Women's Clubs, League of Women Voters, Eastern Star, etc.)
Also IIRC because those same housewives were expected to come up with a new and interesting 3-course showcase for their cooking skills each night. There are only so many ways you can do a good beef Wellington or pot roast before you have to start in on the horror.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I would kind of like to see gordon ramsay's reaction to a beef wellington aspic.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I would kind of like to see gordon ramsay's reaction to a beef wellington aspic.

Sure, but give yourself time to reach minimum safe distance.

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