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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

chitoryu12 posted:

The Marines aren't used to the women having sex willingly and it scared them.

Just adding to all the empty quotes because this is a home run.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

chitoryu12 posted:

The Marines aren't used to the women having sex willingly and it scared them.

:vince:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
New Marine thread title

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Jimmy Smuts posted:

When that happens in the AF, they seem to just move the senior or subordinate to a different chain of command so there's no conflict of interest, no biggie/problem solved. With those dropped adultery & larceny charges I wonder what the real issue is

We had a SSgt (E-5 cadre) and 2Lt (student) show up married one Monday. They were Mr. and Mrs. within a couple of weeks.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Godholio posted:

We had a SSgt (E-5 cadre) and 2Lt (student) show up married one Monday. They were Mr. and Mrs. within a couple of weeks.

The military is a glorious, stupid creature..

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

chitoryu12 posted:

The Marines aren't used to the women having sex willingly and it scared them.

perkele Saatana perse

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Jimmy Smuts posted:

When that happens in the AF, they seem to just move the senior or subordinate to a different chain of command so there's no conflict of interest, no biggie/problem solved. With those dropped adultery & larceny charges I wonder what the real issue is

Adultery is drat near impossible to prove.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


4 day drill this weekend, I'm not doing the weekdays because I just got back from being deployed and don't feel like pissing off my civie employer by pulling that after a couple of weeks if being back. Discussed it with my supervisor and superintendent when I inprocessed, and they said yes.

Then I get a text yesterday from my supervisor asking why I'm not at drill. After explaining that we already talked about this he tells me I should have sent him an email so he could have tracked it better. Yeah, it's my fault you didn't write it down, you're absolutely right.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Grem posted:

Adultery is drat near impossible to prove.

Fraternization usually isn't.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Casimir Radon posted:

Then I get a text yesterday from my supervisor asking why I'm not at drill. After explaining that we already talked about this he tells me I should have sent him an email so he could have tracked it better. Yeah, it's my fault you didn't write it down, you're absolutely right.
LEADERSHIP SKILLS

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

chitoryu12 posted:

The Marines aren't used to the women having sex willingly and it scared them.

:ck5:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

When I was at DLI a dude raped another Marine and not only did he get away without any charges but he also managed to keep his TS and has been working in the SCIF at First Radio for the last couple years.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/O8uy3pl.mp4

Fort Bragg yesterday, apparently.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/O8uy3pl.mp4

Fort Bragg yesterday, apparently.

:patriot:, you dumb motherfucker

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Black Rifle Coffee worms wrecked his brain.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Raptor suit + hurricane: can only be marines involved

https://www.facebook.com/terminallance/videos/240718056614043/

😂😂😂

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Did that fort Bragg guy steal his left arm from someone?

Nevermind, it's a tattoo

Dr. Fraiser Chain fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 15, 2018

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Icon Of Sin posted:

Raptor suit + hurricane: can only be marines involved

https://www.facebook.com/terminallance/videos/240718056614043/

😂😂😂

You just know the Marines who have been through a typhoon in Okinawa heard a hurricane is coming and thought "gently caress yea, flying squirrel!"

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wonder if we're going to see any squirrels on the east coast

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/csenco/status/1043174390949666818?s=21

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:rip:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s some prime blue falconing.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

LingcodKilla posted:

That’s some prime blue falconing.

Boot deserves it.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

idgi

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Because the important part is cut off the thumbnail...click it.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Boot deserves it.

What's the most they'll drop on a kid for that at basic?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

maffew buildings posted:

What's the most they'll drop on a kid for that at basic?

Well he has a stripe, so that's gonna be gone.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
We had a dude that had his phone stashed away most way through basic. I think we only had a couple of weeks left when he got busted.

So when we were done and our basic company got moved from Knox to Benning they made him move with it and was a day one recycle.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

Flikken posted:

Well he has a stripe, so that's gonna be gone.

I doubt they'll demote for that.

He'll probably end up like the kid in my platoon that called a dude the N word. They article'd him, took pay, and he ended up finishing basic on ~3 of sleep a night, with the rest of the time spent in the dark down in the company area scrubbing gravel with a toothbrush.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I knew one guy who had a phone the whole boot camp but he had a new born with a congenital birth defect born super premy. He was joining to get health insurance before he knew it was unhealthy. Felt like a dick move to report him since he just used it to get health reports once a week.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

LingcodKilla posted:

Felt like a dick move to report him .

WTF dude?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I think he's saying that's why he didn't report the guy.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Godholio posted:

I think he's saying that's why he didn't report the guy.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Boot deserves it.

Counterpoint: snitches get stitches

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Vengarr posted:

Counterpoint: snitches get stitches

Well the dumbfuck snitched on his own self so :toughguy:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Flikken posted:

WTF dude?

Yeah, nobody reported him and it was a very poorly kept secret.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
We had a kid in my BMT flight get caught with a phone. He got washed out, because after he was caught, he just sat on his bunk weeping looking at pictures of his family

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It’s for the best. Not being able to detach from family for a few months isn’t for everyone. I’ll be honest it was tough for me because I was one of only two people in my 80 person unit to have children. Me and the other mommy talked a lot about our kids.

But the guy with the sick kid? gently caress that’s a no-win for him.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Honestly, most drill sergeants I knew would have let that poo poo go or swept it under the carpet, even in 2007.

Like I had some righteous dick drill sergeants but they were still flesh and bone human beings.

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Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

One guy had his iPhone for most of Navy boot. He was sent to get something out of that box you put your stuff on check in and just grabbed his phone and charger. Never got caught, because he only used it at night, hid it well and nobody snitched.

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