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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



SplitSoul posted:

If this shocks you, don't look up Shiro Ishii or Unit 731.


It's fitting that the evils of the contemporary medical industry are built upon the seized and incorporated assets, ideas, and personnel originally involved in human trials in Nazi Germany and occupied Manchukata.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Former DILF posted:

get a credit union


e: for real get a credit union if you dont already got one. this is not a message to the quoted poster, this is a message to everybody who doesn't have a credit union


ditch your bank motherfuckers

%1000 this

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Former DILF posted:

get a credit union


e: for real get a credit union if you dont already got one. this is not a message to the quoted poster, this is a message to everybody who doesn't have a credit union


ditch your bank motherfuckers

Thirded. My former bank actually had to settle a class action for deliberately re-arranging transactions to maximize overdraft fees. I've even heard of banks that charge three figure overdraft fees which is insane , to me.

I think my CU charges like $27 for overdrafts. I don't really pay any recurring or service fees for anything as long as I keep my direct deposit going to my checking.

Join your local credit union and tell your bank to suck an egg.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

Elderbean posted:

What's incredibly mind blowing to me are the right leaning people who love hunting and fishing but hate environmentalism. Mental gymnastics are a bitch.

They won’t miss the environment. When there’s no more wildlife left to hunt they’ll just start releasing homeless people into the now barren wilderness and hunt them instead.

cnut
May 3, 2016


Kill him.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



cnut posted:

Kill him.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
If he wants my approval, he can bankroll a science city.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Castrate his progeny.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Perry Mason Jar posted:

The capitalism.png is below you.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Jeff Bezos is my boss.

Kill him and redistribute his wealth to the workers.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Outrail posted:


Jesus Christ if you have to die in a fiery wreck steal a plane and crash into an island like gentleman.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

cnut posted:

Kill him.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

It's fitting that the evils of the contemporary medical industry are built upon the seized and incorporated assets, ideas, and personnel originally involved in human trials in Nazi Germany and occupied Manchukata.

Nah.

They produced very little useful data.

They tortured and killed a bunch of prisoners and got nothing out of it but we gave them immunity anyway.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Platystemon posted:

Nah.

They produced very little useful data.

They tortured and killed a bunch of prisoners and got nothing out of it but we gave them immunity anyway.

Unit 731 known members

"Lieutenant Colonel Ryoichi Naito, founder of the pharmaceutical company Green Cross"

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Shima Honnou posted:

Jeff Bezos is my boss.

Kill him and redistribute his wealth to the workers.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
money is a high score for these fuckers. they are immoral. PR firms exist to allocate as few resources as possible in an attempt to project positivity to the public. philanthropy is used as advertising and marketing.

they dont give a gently caress

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


I hope historians have a field day with how Fox News managed to be the most successful propaganda campaign ever. Basically everyone I know who watches that poo poo is 100 percent okay with living in a dystopian hell where companies charge for the air you breathe because TAXES ARE THEFT. Like every one of these assholes is just cool with working conditions at amazon becoming the norm because "low wages save consumers money so everyone benefits in the end." They'll gladly work in hell cages and pay out the rear end for health insurance as long as TVs are cheap.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
lol if you think there are historians in the future

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Yeah that's me being optimistic. It's far more likely that ecologic collapse will kill everyone soon but hey we got The Minions Movie and Young Sheldon blu rays out of it.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol imagine being a historian 100 years in the future and studying the 2010s

"there was no cause for this other then americans being really, really, really loving stupid. widely considered the most embarrassing event in history"

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Tetracube posted:

lol imagine being a historian 100 years in the future and studying the 2010s

"there was no cause for this other then americans being really, really, really loving stupid. widely considered the most embarrassing event in history"

Billions upon billions in propaganda, too.

quote:

On August 23, 1971, prior to accepting Nixon's nomination to the Supreme Court, Powell was commissioned by his neighbor, Eugene B. Sydnor Jr., a close friend and education director of the US Chamber of Commerce, to write a confidential memorandum titled "Attack on the American Free Enterprise System," an anti-Communist, anti-New Deal blueprint for conservative business interests to retake America for the chamber.[13][14] It was based in part on Powell's reaction to the work of activist Ralph Nader, whose 1965 exposé on General Motors, "Unsafe at Any Speed," put a focus on the auto industry putting profit ahead of safety, which triggered the American consumer movement. Powell saw it as an undermining of Americans' faith in enterprise and another step in the slippery slope of socialism. [...]

The memo called for corporate America to become more aggressive in molding society's thinking about business, government, politics and law in the US. It sparked wealthy heirs of earlier American Industrialists [...] to use their private charitable foundations, [...] to fund Powell's vision of a pro-business, anti-socialist, minimalist government-regulated America as it had been in the heyday of early American industrialism, before the Great Depression and the rise of Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal.

The Powell Memorandum thus became the blueprint of the rise of the American conservative movement and the formation of a network of influential right-wing think tanks and lobbying organizations, such as The Heritage Foundation and the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) as well as inspiring the US Chamber of Commerce to become far more politically active.[15][16]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr.#Powell_Memorandum

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Tetracube posted:

lol imagine being a historian 100 years in the future and studying the 2010s

"there was no cause for this other then americans being really, really, really loving stupid. widely considered the most embarrassing event in history"

Don't forget greed/avarice. That has to play a part as well.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Tetracube posted:

lol imagine being a historian 100 years in the future and studying the 2010s

"there was no cause for this other then americans being really, really, really loving stupid. widely considered the most embarrassing event in history"

lol that it would just be one event

it’s a long pattern of stupidity

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Pirate Radar posted:

lol that it would just be one event

it’s a long pattern of stupidity

The great decline, caused by a group called "millenials" killing everything that wasn't avacado toast.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Nacirema craved a pumpkin spice president.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Tetracube posted:

lol imagine being a historian 100 years in the future and studying the 2010s

Sorry, can't suspend my disbelief for a scenario where there's organized human society in a hundred years.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I don't know that one looks like it would make an alright artificial reef, I'm sure fish can hide in those tires

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Outrail posted:

You tube celebrity dies a piece of poo poo, or a huge piece of poo poo. Shocking.

Jesus Christ if you have to die in a fiery wreck steal a plane and crash into an island like gentleman.

The Hero of Seattle


He inspired a nation

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

It took a ton of looking because everyone just posts that picture in the context of OMG LOOK HOW BAD THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH IS!!!! when it clearly has nothing to do with that, but I found where those tires are from:

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/18/us/18tire.html

I called it, it's an artificial reef project from 1972 off the coast of Ft. Lauderdale, FL that failed miserably :v:

Apparently they cleaned it all up almost a decade ago by using military slave labor or something and calling it 'training' so that's good

Lackmaster
Mar 1, 2011
wow the tires leach toxins, who woulda thunk?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lackmaster posted:

wow the tires leach toxins, who woulda thunk?

Well we use rubber gloves in surgery, why would rubber tires be any different. :eng99:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



g0lbez posted:

Can we refrain from just posting straight up advertisements in this thread because now I want some of those and that doesn't feel right in the capitalism.png thread

This is when you take a step back mentally, and think about why people make decisions with their money that ultimately hurt them in multiple ways. Having adverts in the thread is good because we can criticize how ridiculous they are (a lot of the side-by-side gendered versions of products are a good example, so are the '9/11 never forget special bargains for freedom' poo poo).

Every time you see an advert for some junk and think 'wow I think I'd like one of those' you then follow that up with 'but I don't really because it's just junk and its been designed to be appealing despite being worthless'. The next step is to not buy that product or service, and that is when you pat yourself on the back. The trick from there is to make it a routine habit like brushing your teeth or regular exercise, just keep thinking about your life and the things you actually need in it.

As the junk in your life decreases and you end up with things that are truly useful and meaningful your life becomes much more pleasant.

'Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. - Just Do It'

Content:

TheMostFrench has issued a correction as of 04:11 on Sep 14, 2018

feller
Jul 5, 2006


TheMostFrench posted:

This is when you take a step back mentally, and think about why people make decisions with their money that ultimately hurt them in multiple ways. Having adverts in the thread is good because we can criticize how ridiculous they are (a lot of the side-by-side gender versions of products are a good example).

Every time you see an advert for some junk and think 'wow I think I'd like one of those' you then follow that up with 'but I don't really because it's just junk and its been designed to be appealing despite being worthless'. The next step is to not buy that product or service, and that is when you pat yourself on the back. The trick from there is to make it a routine habit like brushing your teeth or regular exercise, just keep thinking about your life and the things you actually need in it.

As the junk in your life decreases and you end up with things that are truly useful and meaningful your life becomes much more pleasant.

'Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. - Just Do It'

Content:



shut up nerd

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


That's just a fetish item rebranded so they could sell it to the general public :colbert:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ate all the Oreos posted:

That's just a fetish item rebranded so they could sell it to the general public :colbert:

exactly they just changed the packaging so they could ditch the warehouse full of fuckbowls that sold poorly

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

ate all the Oreos posted:

I mean not only that but faith that even the super smart perfectly rational consumer will always have perfect information about a situation in the first place, and that they will believe that information in the face of a bunch of opposing narratives.
milton friedman's argument in favor of ford creating death fire trap pintos without government oversight was that customers would be omniscient and could do the cost/benefit analysis on their own on whether or not the [tiny] parts savings on a ford pinto to prevent it from being a deathtrap is worth it to them. his argument was that whether or not the cost for safety was a million dollars or some tiny amount was immaterial to whether or not the government should intervene on principle.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

it really is quite disgusting, i mean capitalism is bad and insidious enough without these backwards brain rhetoricians practicing market evangelism

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

comedyblissoption posted:

milton friedman's argument in favor of ford creating death fire trap pintos without government oversight was that customers would be omniscient and could do the cost/benefit analysis on their own on whether or not the [tiny] parts savings on a ford pinto to prevent it from being a deathtrap is worth it to them. his argument was that whether or not the cost for safety was a million dollars or some tiny amount was immaterial to whether or not the government should intervene on principle.

:thermidor:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1040469391966658560

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Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said

more of the same ideology that sells having a non-garbage education system as "investing in children." what if it's just good for an advanced society to highly educate it's population even if you don't get an ROI

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