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quote:The only change he did is to keep smoking outside of the house and change to rollies because apparently normal smokes have some very addictive substance in paper which makes it more addictive. Oh, you poor moron
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Haifisch posted:Bonus fun: There's a lot of advice like this honestly, and even among people who aren't police it has the "only guilty people do that!!!" Thing around it, like refusing to talk to police
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Theophany posted:
More Reddit shitheels please.
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Blade Runner posted:There's a lot of advice like this honestly, and even among people who aren't police it has the "only guilty people do that!!!" Thing around it, like refusing to talk to police I feel a operative phrase should be 'the police decide who is guilty'.
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Further adventures in child medical treatment: ex-husband trying to prevent daughter's elective surgery [WA] r/legaladvice posted:My ex has supervised visitation with our younger son, who is 10. Our daughter is 16 and opts not to visit her father. Our custody agreement gives me sole custody and sole power over medical decisions.
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Sep 15, 2018 14:33
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wow I wonder why they got divorced, he sounds like a real keeper
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pidan posted:Further adventures in child medical treatment: Wait, he hasn't paid child support in 7 years and he thinks he's going to be suing for something?
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quote:What can I do to prevent this from happening? I don't have much extra money (ex hasn't paid child support in almost 7 years) so I'd prefer to not get a lawyer if I don't have to. Get a lawyer, he'll take your case pro bono with lustful eyes. in fact, be wary of lawyers running your door in. Get the surgery for your boobchild, sue the pants of your ex, get a boobjob yourself(Can they..you know, use the discarded parts?). Rub your new titties into your exes face while visiting him in the poorhouse.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Get a lawyer, he'll take your case pro bono with lustful eyes. in fact, be wary of lawyers running your door in. Get the surgery for your boobchild, sue the pants of your ex, get a boobjob yourself(Can they..you know, use the discarded parts?).
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r/relationships: Can they..you know, use the discarded parts?
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pidan posted:Further adventures in child medical treatment: I think the proper response to that lawsuit threat is "I hope you do" Multiple doctor recs and the testimony of the kid herself, that case would be a slam loving dunk
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Sep 15, 2018 16:21
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loquacius posted:I think the proper response to that lawsuit threat is "I hope you do" Also "control our daughter's natural beauty" is creepy af 
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Re: rabies, my mom got bit by a groundhog and had to go through the rabies shots thing. Basically they give you a ton at the hospital when you come in and then you have to keep getting extra shots like every other day for a bit after. Although halfway through animal control got back to us that the groundhog didn't have rabies so she ended the vaccine regime. Better safe than sorry though. Holy poo poo at the mother who was ok with her daughter dying to something technically preventable. I heard rabies death is terrible, too.
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Sep 15, 2018 16:39
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"Your Honor, after 7 years of not paying child support, I have opinions about my daughters breasts!"
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Sep 15, 2018 16:40
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Clocks posted:Better safe than sorry though. Holy poo poo at the mother who was ok with her daughter dying to something technically preventable. I heard rabies death is terrible, too.
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Anti vax people are fundamentally garbage if only for the fact that they would prefer their child to die a painful death than be insufficient as a status symbol
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Blade Runner posted:Anti vax people are fundamentally garbage if only for the fact that they would prefer their child to die a painful death than be insufficient as a status symbol Hey now, let’s stick to the facts here. They also want other people’s kids to die horrible preventable deaths as well.
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Me [25F] with my SO [22M] of 1.5 years, I bled internally after sex, and have mandated rest until the hemorrhage reabsorbs. He's... Not getting it. Hey...! You guys have helped a lot but I just need to sort my thoughts with regards to this situation. So on Wednesday after sex I was in immense pain. I'd say it was the worst pain I've ever experienced, I think I passed out at some point as well. It was at night, I took an Ibuprofen and went to sleep once the pain calmed down, pretty much 1h30m after the pain started. The next day, I went to work but was still in pain all through my abdomen, so I went to the doctor and they shipped me to the hospital. After 8h, they finally were able to diagnose me with an internal hemorrhage due to the "explosion" of a follicule in my ovary, during sex. They checked my haemoglobin to make sure I was stable and told me to rest for the following days: no sudden movements, no carrying weight, and a hefty dose of paracetamol and some sort of opiate for the pain. I'm not taking them because I can handle the pain, but I guess for this reason I'm in quite a bit of pain. The following is what is bothering me. Throughout this I was completely lucid, but in pain and kind of scared. My bf lives with me and was a witness to this entire process, from afar. Didn't come to the doctors or the hospital as he didn't want to wait in the waiting room (which I did, on my own, from 5pm to 3am). Fair enough, but seeing as it's something that he was in part the direct cause of, it would have been nice to have some more involvement and concern on his part, especially when i was shipped to the hospital (which I took myself to btw, in a taxi). Next issue is that he really doesn't seem to understand how serious this could have been and what recovery means. Example: he wanted me to come grocery shopping yesterday (uh, NO), there is literally nothing in the house and he hasn't bothered to even go pick up some milk, eggs or bread. I was kind of irritated that he couldn't bring himself to even go pick up some food if I wasn't going to help or go with him. I bring groceries back when I come from work relatively often, but whatever. But what really took me over the edge in terms of how selfish he is acting, is that last night I was enjoying being on my own, chilling and watching youtube and netflix as he'd gone out partying. This was the night after being in the hospital until 3am. He send one text that he was coming home, and I replied not to come with people or to at least give me a heads up if he was. 30 min later I get a message that he's coming up. I call asking if he's alone, and as I suspected, he's with a friend. They chill in MY kitchen, without going back out to continue partying, until 7AM. (they came home at 2). I asked a couple of times if they were planing on leaving but they did not catch my hint, so I went to the living room to chill on my own. They followed after 15 min and continued their drunk rear end conversation. I went to bed at like 5.30. At 6.30 he came in and asked if I was angry. I told him I was not happy with him having turned up to the house with people when I expressly asked he do not (even if it's just our common friend). He went to sleep in the sofa, and now it's the next day, he hasn't said anything, hasn't apologised, is just hanging out in the living room without saying anything. I'm still in pain. At this point I'm hungry, I have important poo poo to do for monday which I apparently, need to go out and do myself at this point (I live on the 4rth floor of a building with no elevator). Wider context is that I work and my bf studies from home. He spends everyday at home studying and chilling, while I go to work and poo poo. I like being alone at home doing nothing, and I honestly don't get enough of that on a frequent basis. Anyway, if you're here by now, please help me sort out my feelings about this. I find he's acting so loving selfishly. TLDR: I bled internally. Am pain. BF isn't present for any of it, doesn't help with household chores, and brings people back home to drink without giving me a warning and ignoring me saying I didn't want to host.
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The life of the injured gently caress maid. That he wouldn't even wait in the hospital with her speaks volumes. Of course, so does everything else she wrote about him.  his head from his body
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According to the poster hanging in my vets office the raccoon is the biggest rabies carrier here. I can't help but wonder why the hell were they letting that kid play with a wild raccoon in the first place? How did they even get ahold of it? If the ones I've run into were any indication, they don't just sit there all docile-like and let you pet them. I'm picturing him going out there and cornering one in the shed with a broom, being all like "Hey Susie! Come look what I have! Sure you can play with it." then the raccoon savages the kids hand and runs off into the night. Maybe city raccoons are friendlier or something. I dunno.
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almightyerin posted:According to the poster hanging in my vets office the raccoon is the biggest rabies carrier here. I can't help but wonder why the hell were they letting that kid play with a wild raccoon in the first place? How did they even get ahold of it? If the ones I've run into were any indication, they don't just sit there all docile-like and let you pet them. I'm picturing him going out there and cornering one in the shed with a broom, being all like "Hey Susie! Come look what I have! Sure you can play with it." then the raccoon savages the kids hand and runs off into the night. I hand feed squirrels and birds at my house and I'm guessing a raccoon would get used to people as well
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Captain Yossarian posted:I hand feed squirrels and birds at my house and I'm guessing a raccoon would get used to people as well Don't listen to him, that's the rabies talking! Stay back! STAY BACK!
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Raccoons can be pretty chill, especially towards a slow moving toddler, until such point as the toddler sees the big fat cat-lookin thing and tries to pick it up. It doesn't seem unlikely that it was going through their trash or something and the kid wanted to grab it.
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almightyerin posted:According to the poster hanging in my vets office the raccoon is the biggest rabies carrier here. I can't help but wonder why the hell were they letting that kid play with a wild raccoon in the first place? How did they even get ahold of it? If the ones I've run into were any indication, they don't just sit there all docile-like and let you pet them. I'm picturing him going out there and cornering one in the shed with a broom, being all like "Hey Susie! Come look what I have! Sure you can play with it." then the raccoon savages the kids hand and runs off into the night. Rabid animals lose their fear of humans and may approach people of their own volition. If they're not in the final stages people who don't know better (such as children) can easily mistake them as being "friendly", which is how most bites happen.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I hand feed squirrels and birds at my house and I'm guessing a raccoon would get used to people as well I've always heard they start getting pushy and agressive if you hand feed them for a while almightyerin posted:According to the poster hanging in my vets office the raccoon is the biggest rabies carrier here. I can't help but wonder why the hell were they letting that kid play with a wild raccoon in the first place? How did they even get ahold of it? If the ones I've run into were any indication, they don't just sit there all docile-like and let you pet them. I'm picturing him going out there and cornering one in the shed with a broom, being all like "Hey Susie! Come look what I have! Sure you can play with it." then the raccoon savages the kids hand and runs off into the night. I'm guessing anti-vax mom is really inattentive or has stupid ideas about ~communing with nature~ by petting the creatures that eat out of thier trash can
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I couldn't in good conscience get birds and squirrels to do that for me. They'd start hanging around and looking for food, making themselves prime targets for my murder squad of cats.
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Clocks posted:Re: rabies, my mom got bit by a groundhog and had to go through the rabies shots thing. Basically they give you a ton at the hospital when you come in and then you have to keep getting extra shots like every other day for a bit after. Although halfway through animal control got back to us that the groundhog didn't have rabies so she ended the vaccine regime. There's a few videos on YouTube of late stage rabies patients and it's not great. You die of dehydration because rabies makes you physically incapable of swallowing water, but in the mean time you get severe delusions and muscle spasms. It's like nature's meth!
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R/legaladvice is just hella strict about staying on topic and answering according to the rules. "Go to the press!" is against the rules and it's always removed. "Omg that's horrible" is just noise and it's removed, the same as it was in the rabies vaccine thread. You can see in those comments that "I'm not a lawyer but report him anonymously!!" is removed, but the more specific advice of "See if your state has offices X, Y, or Z to report him to" is kept. But also, "holo cost," yeah I'm not sold the OP is on the up-and-up
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almightyerin posted:According to the poster hanging in my vets office the raccoon is the biggest rabies carrier here. I can't help but wonder why the hell were they letting that kid play with a wild raccoon in the first place? How did they even get ahold of it? If the ones I've run into were any indication, they don't just sit there all docile-like and let you pet them. I'm picturing him going out there and cornering one in the shed with a broom, being all like "Hey Susie! Come look what I have! Sure you can play with it." then the raccoon savages the kids hand and runs off into the night. City raccoons usually act like they own the dumpster and get mad at you if you try to eat out of it too. They are very territorial and just incredibly selfish. I know you can't eat all that garbage, Terrence, you ffive-fingered mutant!
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almightyerin posted:I couldn't in good conscience get birds and squirrels to do that for me. They'd start hanging around and looking for food, making themselves prime targets for my murder squad of cats. an adorable grandma figure asks sweetly "so they're not indoor cats?" underneath a large box being propped up in one corner by a big stick
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almightyerin posted:I couldn't in good conscience get birds and squirrels to do that for me. They'd start hanging around and looking for food, making themselves prime targets for my murder squad of cats. Why would you deprive your cats of this buffet? 
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My [28M] girlfriend's [25F] Mom offered her money to lose weight. My girlfriend refused the deal.quote:TL;DR I want my girlfriend to lose weight, but she said if I ever told her that again she would break up with me.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [25F] with my SO [22M] of 1.5 years, I bled internally after sex, and have mandated rest until the hemorrhage reabsorbs. He's... Not getting it. Your gf being injured or sick is actually a golden opportunity as a bf. You can impress her with easy tasks like buying medicine, cooking a soup and literally just being there. That's way more achievable than impressing her by being successful or charismatic. If he can't empathize with the relatively easy to understand experience of physical pain he sure as gently caress isn't going to be understanding and supportive with more complicated relationship issues.
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My Husband (22M) Settled For Me (F21)quote:TL;DR: Snooped through my husbands phone and found messages about his feelings towards me before we got married. Now I feel like I shouldn’t have gotten married. quote:We’ve been talking about marriage for a very long time and he only has a few days at a time that he gets off of work. The proposal was more for him than anything. I think he wanted something he could show off on social media... We had a small courthouse wedding which I loved, but everything after that has been pretty messy. Apparently he wants a real wedding sometime next year, which I don’t. The literal day after we got married we flew a few states north to visit his parents... so I spent my “honeymoon” in his parent’s basement. It was incredibly uncomfortable because they weren’t happy, and in general they are just not my kind of people... to him they can do no wrong, but his dad kept saying things to me like “thank god -husband- didn’t marry a black girl. We were all worried that he might” and other racist things about Mexicans, etc. quote:We got engaged and married on the same day in July. These messages are from May 😞
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