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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

We don't call an octothorpe a "pound" though, that would be insane.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 21:38

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:13

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Stoatbringer posted:

We don't call an octothorpe a "pound" though, that would be insane.

Right, it's the pound sign, not a pound.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 21:46

Hello Ketene: Dec 30, 2011

see y'all guys on page 774 after the imperial vs metric derail ends :wave:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 21:48

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Brewmaster posted:

You brits can get off your high metric horse right now, you even call your money "pounds" ffs!

and stop measuring your high metric horse in 'hands' who the gently caress does that?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 22:14

Big Bad Beetleborg: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Dungeon Ecology posted:

and stop measuring your high metric horse in 'hands' who the gently caress does that?

i mean it's legs are actually fingers it sorta makes sense

# ? Sep 18, 2018 22:21

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Dungeon Ecology posted:

no plague doctor beak?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 23:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

everyone makes fun of the usa for US customary units, but actually every country on earth has some bullshit numbering/counting system of its own somewhere and they never get any poo poo for it

like the example given above of great britain using stones and pints and miles but also litres and kilograms and meters depending on the context. at least in america we weigh ourselves in the same units we use for, you know, everything else

or look at this poo poo that india pulls, they don't even write numbers like the rest of the planet

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Sep 19, 2018

# ? Sep 18, 2018 23:59

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Sagebrush posted:

everyone makes fun of the usa for US customary units, but actually every country on earth has some bullshit numbering/counting system of its own somewhere and they never get any poo poo for it

like the example given above of great britain using stones and pints and miles but also litres and kilograms and meters depending on the context. at least in america we weigh ourselves in the same units we use for, you know, everything else

or look at this poo poo that india pulls, they don't even write numbers like the rest of the planet

It's true, the USA is the most oppressed and discriminated against country in the world.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:05

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

everyone makes fun of the usa for US customary units, but actually every country on earth has some bullshit numbering/counting system of its own somewhere and they never get any poo poo for it

like the example given above of great britain using stones and pints and miles but also litres and kilograms and meters depending on the context

or look at this poo poo that india pulls, they don't even write numbers like the rest of the planet

But the numbers don't MEAN something totally different, they're just putting the commas in a different place. Like how some countries/languages read phone numbers "twenty three, forty eight, sixteen, three" rather than "two, three, four, eight, one, six, three". Don't try and create some sort of equivalence here it is a dumb hill to die on

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:05

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Zetsubou-san posted:

Just in case anyone was wondering, this is not real porn, just one of those creepypasta videos

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:18

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

There are good people on both sides of the imperial/metric divide.

Palette cleanser

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:20

tallest crocodile: Sep 10, 2011; How a TV show about Pre-historic life would reconstruct a goon.

Hey friendos could someone post those biome memes, specifically Florida ones? Asking for a friend.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:49

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Stoatbringer posted:

We don't call an octothorpe a "pound" though, that would be insane.

Stoatbringer posted:

We don't call an octothorpe a "pound" though, that would be insane.

Hashtag

# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:55

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

tallest crocodile posted:

Hey friendos could someone post those biome memes, specifically Florida ones? Asking for a friend.

This one?

Also, these are some older memes, but they still check out.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 01:01

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

This is a stupid meme I made of my dog:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 19, 2018 02:07

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Sep 19, 2018 02:23

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Please post more Dune memes

# ? Sep 19, 2018 02:34

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

Admiral Bosch posted:

Please post more Dune memes

# ? Sep 19, 2018 03:17

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Admiral Bosch posted:

Please post more Dune memes

# ? Sep 19, 2018 03:55

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Samuringa posted:

Incredible

# ? Sep 19, 2018 04:02

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

freelop posted:

It's simple:
Weight in metric except in butchers where it's lbs/ounces and people where it's stone and pounds
Liquid in metric except blood/beer/milk which comes in pints
Small distances in cm/m but larger distances in miles (height is measured in feet and inches and dick is measured in inches)

lol if you're not specifying your dick length in millimeters so you can have a big number

# ? Sep 19, 2018 04:07

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

When did connections switch from oz/quarters/eighths to grams? That poo poo hosed my head up. :420:

# ? Sep 19, 2018 05:06

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

The conversion and unit divisions are way easier when you're working with grams

Even stoners figured that out eventually lol

# ? Sep 19, 2018 05:19

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DiggityDoink posted:

lol if you're not specifying your dick length in millimeters so you can have a big number

7 isn't a big number

# ? Sep 19, 2018 05:20

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

big trivia FAIL posted:

i actively avoid self checkout i dont work for the goddamn grocery store

Imagine finding your perfect spouse and moving in together and going grocery shopping together for the first time and then you see them head for the self check-out.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 05:27

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Jerry Cotton posted:

Imagine finding your perfect spouse and moving in together and going grocery shopping together for the first time and then you see them head for the self check-out.

Nah, that's a 2nd or 3rd date question like "Which way do you hang the toilet paper?" and "Do you have any extreme fetishes that I need to know about before this goes any further?"

# ? Sep 19, 2018 05:59

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

QUACKTASTIC posted:

7 isn't a big number

it is if you come from a culture that only has the concepts 'one', 'two', 'many'

Ommin posted:

Nah, that's a 2nd or 3rd date question like "Which way do you hang the toilet paper?" and "Do you have any extreme fetishes that I need to know about before this goes any further?"

code:

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN GENITAL AREA

# ? Sep 19, 2018 06:13

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

DiggityDoink posted:

lol if you're not specifying your dick length in millimeters so you can have a big number

Check out my 69 mm dick baby

# ? Sep 19, 2018 06:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

Check out my 69 mm dick baby

Look at Mr. Dickbags bragging about his way-above-average-sized cock :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 19, 2018 06:41

Serak: Jun 18, 2000; Approaching Midnight.

Phlegmish posted:

Check out my 69 mm dick baby

you laugh but I reckon there have been plenty of teenagers that have, not quite understanding the concept of mutual oral sex, gone around bragging about 'having a 69', and meaning just that.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 06:44