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Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

I mean, it's his birthday too. Who wants to spend their birthday in a hospital?

It seems pretty selfish of his wife to have the kid today to be honest.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Salvor_Hardin posted:

"Win the flip, you're starting wideout. Lose and you're cut. Call it"
"Jeez coach, that seems like an arbitrar-"
"-HEADS. OR TAILS?"

lol

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Grittybeard posted:

Oh you're in luck, if you'll settle for a hoodie instead of a windbreaker you can grab one for 15 bucks right now!

https://zubaz.com/estore/nfl/team/philadelphia-eagles

Uh where's the 5XL?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





Ouch. From the Niners to the Browns ? We miss you Carloooooooooosss

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

mllaneza posted:

Ouch. From the Niners to the Browns ? We miss you Carloooooooooosss

If it makes you feel better he's been really good.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



The one man on earth who didn't take a good excuse, or any excuse, to miss a Browns game

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Grittybeard posted:

Oh you're in luck, if you'll settle for a hoodie instead of a windbreaker you can grab one for 15 bucks right now!

https://zubaz.com/estore/nfl/team/philadelphia-eagles

This is so gnarly I kinda love it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


N:

V:
:lol:

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/1042960706096775168

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I always did like that guy, ever since he got popped having a gun and weed at UGA and had to play for some lovely nothing school and still made the NFL.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


That blonde ubermensch looks like he's made of plastic.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Browns, Brownie the Elf, Baker...Brownie...Baker...BROWNIE...GET ZE OVEN!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Brownie, you're doin' a helluva job

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

QB's should protect themselves and throw the ball away or get down if a defender is running free at them. Don't be stupid and you don't take a bone crushing hit has worked for ages, and this horseshit is only happening now because Aaron Rodgers refused to protect himself.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1042959915021520896?s=20

Lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
These TNF Browns uniforms are dope.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Yeah they are miles better than their normal unis

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
I don't like the color rush mono-brown thing but the design is way better than the tacky minor league poo poo they wear now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! I REPEAT, THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! THE SEALS ARE OPENING AND I BEHOLD A PALE HORSE!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

These TNF Browns uniforms are dope.

Those should just be the new uni's don't even bother with a redesign

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


N: BROWNS

V: , BITCH!

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Of course the Jets are the ones to finally cede a win to the Browns.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
N: https://twitter.com/BFawkesESPN/status/1042981648911028224

V: LGTBB

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

What the gently caress does any of this mean.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What the gently caress does any of this mean.

yeah seriously

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What the gently caress does any of this mean.

ATS = Against The Spread.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I should have figured it was a degenerate gambler term

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

It means if you had bet on the browns like a moron the last few weeks, you would have made money. Now that they have won a game the oddsmakers will fix their poo poo and you should no longer bet on the browns

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! I REPEAT, THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! THE SEALS ARE OPENING AND I BEHOLD A PALE HORSE!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jamespalmertv/status/1042985547361280000?s=21

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

For those who don't know, this prediction was from before the season started

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Uh doesn’t Tyrod have to sit out a game if he has a concussion?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

All Browns fans--:smithicide:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

:lol: just :lol:

The Browns. Suck for an #1 pick and an LT.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


Hue, if you don't start Baker, you deserve to be fired.

Into the Sun.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Congrats, Browns. That was fun to watch

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

He's just watching a porn tape before the obvious decision is made.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Funny.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What the gently caress does any of this mean.

BROWNS
I
T
C
H

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! I REPEAT, THE BROWNS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! THE SEALS ARE OPENING AND I BEHOLD A PALE HORSE!

more like pale ale

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