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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Bow before Freddy Benson

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1042435755451117568
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1042438124133990401
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1042552560396058624

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

^^^amazing

McGlockenshire posted:

🚨 THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE THAT KHAZARIAN CABAL RULE WILL COLLAPSE OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS 🚨



It's like someone mashed up Stargate, Star Trek, 80's kung fu movies, and James Bond. Which now that I say that, sounds pretty rad.
This is the most graduate student joke ever :allears:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Zero_Grade posted:

This is the most graduate student joke ever :allears:

The Q&A at the end is what always gets me.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

The Fukushima tsunami/terrorist attack. I'm dead.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Relevant Tangent posted:

The Fukushima tsunami/terrorist attack. I'm dead.

The terrorists had a seismic generator you see

Those wily terrorists :argh:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

McGlockenshire posted:

🚨 THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE THAT KHAZARIAN CABAL RULE WILL COLLAPSE OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS 🚨




Aren’t the white dragon society a bunch of Japanese monks who meditate in order to communicate with the reptilians or an I getting my conspiracy wires crossed?

EDIT: That was the green dragons, who to quote wikipedia in full

quote:

Green Dragon was a mystical Tibetan or Japanese occult Order, mentioned since the beginning of 20th century. Probably mainly the organization was popularized through the book The Morning of the Magicians.[1][2]

It is claimed that the Order collaborated with Theosophical Society and Thule Society. Influenced the well-known secular figures in Europe, traveled to the East - to Tibet and Japan. It is claimed that the alleged in the capture of Berlin in World War II, the Nazis were discovered Tibetan (or Kalmyk) appearance.[3][4]

Rumor had membership in the Order Peter Badmayev, empress Alexandra Feodorovna,[3] Grigory Rasputin, Karl Haushofer.[5]

also a lot about them in the, non-fiction book on the journey to planet serpo

https://books.google.com/books?id=j...tilians&f=false

Ambitious Spider fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Sep 20, 2018

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




This man is doing God's work :allears:

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

TulliusCicero posted:

...so who are the actual jews?

Why is all of this so loving dumb?

Israelis. The entire conspiracy is pretty much a way for the right to make their anti semitism compatible with their masturbation over Israel. They're not anti semites because the Jews they hate are fakes, you see.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
That's weird, because many times I heard that 'these Jews aren't actually Jews' it was about Ashkenazi Jews which are a big part of Israeli Judaism.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

They're just combining two highly traditional conspiracy themes, "(thing) is all fake!" and "everything is the jews fault!" into the new hotness "the jews are fake!".

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Zanzibar Ham posted:

That's weird, because many times I heard that 'these Jews aren't actually Jews' it was about Ashkenazi Jews which are a big part of Israeli Judaism.

Not as if they'd admit that.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I've seen on forums the claim that Ashkenazi Jews aren't really Jewish used to argue that we don't have a valid claim to Israel. While I agree that I don't have a valid claim to this place, that doesn't change the fact I'm Jewish.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Which of course then plays into American Exceptionalism because those Real British Jews then fled to the colonies and founded the United States which means (white) American citizens are the TRUE chosen people of god

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dr. VooDoo posted:

Which of course then plays into American Exceptionalism because those Real British Jews then fled to the colonies and founded the United States which means (white) American citizens are the TRUE chosen people of god

Lmao that is some mental gymnastics at an Olympian level.

"Turns out we are the real jews and our hatred of jews is fine and dandy because ???"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

McGlockenshire posted:

🚨 THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE THAT KHAZARIAN CABAL RULE WILL COLLAPSE OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS 🚨




Ok, so Kavanaugh didn't get confirmed today (or hopefully ever) so that means this is obviously fake and therefore they've all had an epiphany and are now reasonable again? Riiiigghht?!? I kid, I know that will never happen.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I've seen on forums the claim that Ashkenazi Jews aren't really Jewish used to argue that we don't have a valid claim to Israel. While I agree that I don't have a valid claim to this place, that doesn't change the fact I'm Jewish.

23andMe tells me that I have a 15% claim.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

The earth is very obviously flat. You very obviously fall off the bottom of a sphere. You can walk outside and look and the world is clearly flat. Nearly any person of normal intelligence would see that is the shape of the earth.


Like, it's all wrong, none of that is right. But it's the only conspiracy theory where you can walk outside and easily 'see' it's true. and the only conspeircy where if you bonked a normal intelligence person on the head and made them forget facts they would likely recreate on their own.

All the complicated extra stuff, like asking how time zones in australia work are just brush offs, they will give you some really stupid theorycrafted answer but that isn't what they think, it's just a brush off, stuff like time zones in australia might as well be gibberish and not exist, they are outside their worldview and the 'answers' they give are just whatever they come up. australia is far away and abstract and has little impact on anything and might be fake as well, or nothing like people say or whatever.


This probably plays into one of my other favorite complete batshit theories which shares a bit of a venn diagram with the mandela effect and flat earth. That some countries don't actually exist. Finland and New Zealand are popular ones. Sometimes it's claimed that they moved at some point and New Zealand used to be basically next to Japan or the UK was in the middle of the Atlantic. The entire theory can basically be traced back to people thinking that the cartoon maps in the 1st grade geography books were 100% accurate and that memory is infallible.



The Sean posted:

I touched the poop one time on social media. This guy was hardcore flat earther but I wanted to do some direct observation and interaction in the wild. When I pressed him he constantly said how scientists don't know what they're talking about and it's all made up. He said gravity isn't real and that if the earth was spinning we would all fly off duh. I asked why he doesn't just jump in to space and snap a photo of the flat earth if gravity isn't real. His answer: "because you can't breath in space." Me: "That's what the scientists want you to think." He wouldn't respond to that.

I think I read that since there is no such thing as gravity the reason things fall is because the earth is actually accelerating upwards.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Ok, so Kavanaugh didn't get confirmed today (or hopefully ever) so that means this is obviously fake and therefore they've all had an epiphany and are now reasonable again? Riiiigghht?!? I kid, I know that will never happen.

No there was a secret confirmation so he can preside over the secret pedo-tribunals and the hearings next week are actually a setup to trick the... uh... deeper state? yeah agents of that into perjury. Somehow.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Evidence tieing r/the_donald content directly to Russian state sponsored propaganda.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/9hexg5/the_donald_is_actively_promoting_russian/

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
My favorite Flat Earth theory is "The Great Ice Ball Earth theory" which says that earth is flat but it's on top of a giant globe of ice, that the ice globe is possibly hollow, and that there may be other "worlds" in other spots on the ice globe.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Murgos posted:

Evidence tieing r/the_donald content directly to Russian state sponsored propaganda.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/9hexg5/the_donald_is_actively_promoting_russian/

Seems to already have been Freespeeched by Reddit's game wardens.

Heaven forbid Reddit's surge in user engagement via Trumpism collapse.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Potato Salad posted:

Seems to already have been Freespeeched by Reddit's game wardens.

Heaven forbid Reddit's surge in user engagement via Trumpism collapse.

Does anyone have what was posted before it got thrown in the Happy Fun Time Memory Bin?

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

Post poste posted:

Does anyone have what was posted before it got thrown in the Happy Fun Time Memory Bin?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/9hlhsx/why_did_that_well_researched_post_about_t_d/

Archive and discussion about it is at that link. A mod of that subreddit also posted this:

quote:

As a mod here who spent considerable time and effort dealing with the LEGIONS of Trumpjugend trolls and Russian accounts who brigaded that post, I am very angry about this. It seems that the op of that post was pressured by the admins to remove the post for reasons that I find suspicious and impossible to take on faith considering the CEO’s repeated public support for T_D. OP has even deleted his account for unknown reasons.

I’m not buying these excuses for why it’s bad for the user base to shine a light on the nefarious activities of subs like T_D that the admins don’t address in a timely manner. How about communicating to the user base once in a while beyond saying that Nazism is valuable discussion and hate isn’t against the rules? T_D is a hate sub colluding with shady Russian operatives to undermine and control the political system of this site’s host country. It’s all well documented. Just shut it the gently caress down before it can do any more damage! Christ.

In partial response to a reddit site admin posting this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/9hjkv5/so_about_those_suspicious_activity_reports/

quote:

There’s been a lot of chatter lately about how we handle reports of questionable domains, like some of those mentioned in the recent Russian and Iranian influence announcements. Often these kind of reports are just the tip of the iceberg of what we’re looking at here on the back end. And in fact, we were in the final stages of our own investigation of the domains that were initially reported to us when all those posts went up today.

That said, public reports like this are a double-edged sword. They do draw attention to a valid concern, but they can also compromise our own investigation and sometimes lead to the operators of these sites immediately ceasing activity and turning to other avenues. Although that might seem like a desirable outcome, it removes the possibility for us to gain more information to combat their future incarnations. We also urge you all to consider that mob reporting puts increased burdens on our support teams making it difficult for us to respond to reports in a timely manner. There is also a chance that it opens the users making such reports up to unwanted public attention.

This situation highlights the clear need for a better way for you to report this type of complex suspicious activity and to distribute it to our internal teams that investigate it. For right now, please send reports to investigations@reddit.zendesk.com (that last bit is important, it’s a little different from our other support addresses). We’ll be adding an additional form to the reddithelp.com contact page in the near future. Due to the number of duplicate reports, we may not be able to respond personally to each one, but all are being reviewed and evaluated by employees.

Space Skeleton fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Sep 21, 2018

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Ah, yes, "hey kid, reddit admin here, we're totally looking into this and you should take your post down or the nasty redditors will totally doxx the gently caress out of you and harass you, it'd be a real shame"

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

McGlockenshire posted:

🚨 THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE THAT KHAZARIAN CABAL RULE WILL COLLAPSE OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS 🚨




I only read the beginning because I stopped at "after Yom Kippur on the 20th". It was actually on the 19th, literally this past Wednesday. How do you get that wrong? It's a day on a calendar you can Google to double check.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

jojoinnit posted:

I only read the beginning because I stopped at "after Yom Kippur on the 20th". It was actually on the 19th, literally this past Wednesday. How do you get that wrong? It's a day on a calendar you can Google to double check.

That threw me too but I think they missed a comma and phrased it awkwardly. They meant to say "after Yom Kippur, on the 20th". As in "the 20th, the day after Yom Kippur" (to fire shots at the zionists i guess?)

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Worth noting with the Khazarian thing that, whilst it was a respectable theory when posed, DNA analysis has completely blown it out of the water and modern Ashkenazi populations have essentially zero overlap with the Khazars. They were cool as gently caress though: the official story of their conversion is that it was to troll their Orthodox / Sunni neighbours in a time where pagans converting to one of these two was all the rage:

Khan Joseph posted:

After this, several generations passed until a certain King arose whose name was Bulan. He was a wise and God-fearing man, trusting in his Creator with all his heart. He expelled the wizards and idolaters from the land and took refuge in the shadow of his wings ... After this his fame was spread broadcast. The king of the Byzantines and the Arabs who had heard of him sent their envoys and ambassadors with great riches and many great presents to the King as well as some of their wise men with the object of converting him to their own religion. [The Byzantines and Arabs hoped to stop the raids of the Khazars by converting them and later make them allies through shared faith.]

But the King-may his soul be bound up in the bundle of life (standard burial phrase for Jews) With the Lord his God-being wise, sent for a learned Israelite. the King searched, inquired, and investigated carefully and brought the sages together that they might argue about their respective religions. Each of them refuted, however, the arguments of his opponent so that they could not agree. When the King saw this he said to them: "Go home, but return to me on the third day…"

On the third day he called all the sages together and said to them. "Speak and argue with one another and make clear to me which is the best religion." They began to dispute with one another without arriving at any results until the King said to the Christian priest "What do you think? Of the religion of the Jews and the Muslims, which is to be preferred?" The priest answered: "The religion of the Israelites is better than that of the Muslims."

The King then asked the qadi: "What do you say? Is the religion of the Israelites, or that of the Christians preferable?" The qadi answered: "The religion of the Israelites is preferable."

Upon this the King said: "If this is so, you both have admitted with your own mouths that the religion of the Israelites is better Wherefore, trusting in the mercies of God and the power of the Almighty, I choose the religion of Israel, that is, the religion of Abraham. If that God in whom I trust, and in the shadow of whose wings I find refuge, will aid me, He can give me without labor the money, the gold, and the silver which you have promised me. As for you all, go now in peace to your land."

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Lol this sounds like a world of Warcraft thread.

Full Circle
Feb 20, 2008

Cactus posted:

Lol this sounds like a world of Warcraft thread.

WoW lore is more coherent than QAnon, and that's saying something

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

They work the same way though, first Obama is the faction leader, next expansion he's the raid boss.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Post poste posted:

Does anyone have what was posted before it got thrown in the Happy Fun Time Memory Bin?

The synopsis is that the poster traced 1000s of posts back through a chain of redirection to a specific domain in Russia owned by the state that publicly claimed that it was state run/operated and that the listed owners/board members of the domain are pretty much Putin direct reports.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Space Skeleton posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/9hlhsx/why_did_that_well_researched_post_about_t_d/

Archive and discussion about it is at that link. A mod of that subreddit also posted this:


In partial response to a reddit site admin posting this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/9hjkv5/so_about_those_suspicious_activity_reports/

Cloudflare claims archive.is is down. Anyone have the text somewhere who can put it in pastebin or something?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

They work the same way though, first Obama is the faction leader, next expansion he's the raid boss.

Pizzagate is like pre-Legion Warcraft, where Obama and the Clintons/Sargeras are the big universal bad guys. Then Qanon/Warcraft Chronicles comes out and it turns out the Deep State international illuminati cabal/Void Lords are responsible for creating the Old Gods and starting Sargeras' crusade and making every non-Republican satanic pedophiles.
:goonsay:

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Sep 21, 2018

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Potato Salad posted:

Cloudflare claims archive.is is down. Anyone have the text somewhere who can put it in pastebin or something?

https://pastebin.com/UaLT9D2u

I gotta go to work, but here's the html for it so all the links show up nice.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Dr Christmas posted:

Pizzagate is like pre-Legion Warcraft, where Obama and the Clintons/Sargeras are the big universal bad guys. Then Qanon/Warcraft Chronicles comes out and it turns out the Deep State international illuminati cabal/Void Lords are responsible for creating the Old Gods and starting Sargeras' crusade and making every non-Republican satanic pedophiles.
:goonsay:
Right. The Titans were the founding fathers, Trump and the white hats are Azeroth, Q is Magni Bronzebeard, the Q drops are Azerite, Nancy Pelosi is Sylvanas, Bernie Sanders is Saurfang, John Podesta is Nathanos Blightcaller, Kim Jong Un is Anduin, the gig economy is the poorly thought out non-raid endgame content in BfA, and black people are orcs.

Edit: Sessions is Illidan, obviously

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Right. The Titans were the founding fathers, Trump and the white hats are Azeroth, Q is Magni Bronzebeard, the Q drops are Azerite, Nancy Pelosi is Sylvanas, Bernie Sanders is Saurfang, John Podesta is Nathanos Blightcaller, Kim Jong Un is Anduin, the gig economy is the poorly thought out non-raid endgame content in BfA, and black people are orcs.

Edit: Sessions is Illidan, obviously

It even works well the other way, Trump's G'huun (the resemblance is uncanny really), Q is Zul, and Trump supporters are the Blood Trolls.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



This WoW derail is lovely; stop it you nerds

...But Trump is totally Varian in this scenario, aka the most incompetent ruler ever.
Half of my country is starving? gently caress em. I need to fight wars over tiny patches of desert on the other side of the loving world.
Masons and architects asking for their pay after rebuilding Stormwind? gently caress em. Who cares if they rightfully rebel?
Giant gently caress off Dragon burns down half my city? Rebuild it, with mostly Statues of ME!

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

https://pastebin.com/UaLT9D2u

I gotta go to work, but here's the html for it so all the links show up nice.

Awesome - can anyone tell me how to view this as a functioning html so I can send it to people?

Delthalaz fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Sep 21, 2018

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Delthalaz posted:

Awesome - can anyone tell me how to view this as a functioning html so I can send it to people?

This is super hacky, but open this page:
http://www.ecardmax.com/hoteditor/

Check the HTML button in the bottom pane and paste in the code.

Then uncheck the button and it'll give you back the translated code.

I bet if you save the code as a .html file you'll get the same.

I'm phone posting now, so I can't give you anything other than a quick and dirty fix. As you might guess, I was trying to format it for bbcode, but ran out of time.

I'll make a forum version of this when I get home.

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Dr. Arbitrary posted:

https://pastebin.com/UaLT9D2u

I gotta go to work, but here's the html for it so all the links show up nice.

:kiss:

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