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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Are... Are you guys actually taking that illiterate thing seriously or are you gonna play it off like you were joking


Because it reads like you are taking it seriously

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Are... Are you guys actually taking that illiterate thing seriously or are you gonna play it off like you were joking


Because it reads like you are taking it seriously

Illiteracy is a serious matter.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Are... Are you guys actually taking that illiterate thing seriously or are you gonna play it off like you were joking


Because it reads like you are taking it seriously

I just like how he manages to work around his disability in his roles :shrug:

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Lol, alright, gotcha

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I wonder how many times they had to repeat the rules about Fight Club, because it's not like you're going to remember 8 rules the first time they're told to you without some written notes.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Krispy Wafer posted:

I wonder how many times they had to repeat the rules about Fight Club, because it's not like you're going to remember 8 rules the first time they're told to you without some written notes.

People who are illiterate tend to have better memories since they're not used to writing stuff down as a crutch. How else do you think he learns his lines?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

RagnarokAngel posted:

People who are illiterate tend to have better memories since they're not used to writing stuff down as a crutch. How else do you think he learns his lines?

Maybe someone is crouching off screen and whispering, "...what's in the box..."

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Is this a forums in joke because I can't find an external reference to Brad Pitt being illiterate, or a joke about it either

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Yes it is

From somewhere in this very thread

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
It's a joke from this thread, someone posted that one of his characters was illiterate which transitioned into Brad Pitt himself being illiterate.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
I’ve been reading that for ages now and have managed to miss that it’s only been in this thread the entire time. I love it

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

tweet my meat posted:

It's a joke from this thread, someone posted that one of his characters was illiterate which transitioned into Brad Pitt himself being illiterate.

Did it not start as a joke about him being so Method that when he made Seven he taught himself to be unable to read?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It starts on page 117.

Edit: Made a less subtle post.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Sep 21, 2018

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

bell jar posted:

In the plane jump scene in Deadpool 2 a small plaque can be seen before they jump, advising sky-divers to avoid trees and powerlines. Ironically, The Vanisher fails to heed these instructions as the character's actor, Brad Pitt, is illiterate, and couldn't read the sign

:perfect:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


That page also has one of the many "only on SA" conversations about how From Dusk Till Dawn totally was supposed to be a surprise vampire movie and the marketing ruined it despite nobody ever being able to provide proof of that being true and not just goon think

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It literally has surprise vampires.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

MariusLecter posted:

In Se7en, Brad Pitt's character is illiterate.

Birth of a legend

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Yeah I mean if you didn't look at any of the marketing and went into the film blind then the vampires would be a complete surprise, I don't see anything outlandish about that claim.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Lemon posted:

Yeah I mean if you didn't look at any of the marketing and went into the film blind then the vampires would be a complete surprise, I don't see anything outlandish about that claim.

As someone who did this, yes it was a surprise

IIRC I wa actually kind of annoyed when they first showed up, I wanted more of the first part of the movie

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Lemon posted:

Yeah I mean if you didn't look at any of the marketing and went into the film blind then the vampires would be a complete surprise, I don't see anything outlandish about that claim.

The argument goes "this movie that was marketed at a vampire movie, has vampires on the cover, and mentions them all over the box is totally supposed to have surprise vampires" apparently because they saw it blind on tv one afternoon that was The One True Intended Way to see the movie and the marketing ruined it

Edit: but unlike Terminator 2 there's nothing saying the marketing spoiled it. Just goons who blindly saw it on TV saying the marketing spoiled the twist

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I had no idea about the gimmick of dusk til dawn until I watched it a few years back, might still be feeling the effects of that whiplash

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

tweet my meat posted:

I had no idea about the gimmick of dusk til dawn until I watched it a few years back, might still be feeling the effects of that whiplash

Same here, it was an amazing reveal. I feel bad for anyone who knew going in.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Wrong thread

tweet my meat has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Sep 21, 2018

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

RCarr posted:

Same here, it was an amazing reveal. I feel bad for anyone who knew going in.
I had friends who went into Terminator 2 not knowing that Arnie was the good guy. The mall hallway scene where the two terminators first met (where Arnie pulls the shotgun out of the box of roses) blew their minds.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


minato posted:

I had friends who went into Terminator 2 not knowing that Arnie was the good guy. The mall hallway scene where the two terminators first met (where Arnie pulls the shotgun out of the box of roses) blew their minds.

I'm jealous of everyone that got to see it that way. I saw T2 first when I was 10 and about two dozen times before I saw T1.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

RCarr posted:

Same here, it was an amazing reveal. I feel bad for anyone who knew going in.

I showed my wife that movie and when the vampires first appeared, she gave me this look like, "How could you keep this a secret!?"

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I managed to introduce my daughter to the Star Wars prequels without her realizing Anakin was Darth Vader (who she only knew was a bad guy and hadn't seen episode 4 yet).

I was a little taken back by how angry she got.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Krispy Wafer posted:

I managed to introduce my daughter to the Star Wars prequels without her realizing Anakin was Darth Vader (who she only knew was a bad guy and hadn't seen episode 4 yet).

I was a little taken back by how angry she got.

I'm with her on this.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Inzombiac posted:

I'm jealous of everyone that got to see it that way. I saw T2 first when I was 10 and about two dozen times before I saw T1.

I saw it that way. Had no idea Arnie was the good guy. Opening night. For free.

On acid.

Good times.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

MariusLecter posted:

I'm with her on this.

They were good movies for kids.

Man, they sucked for everyone else.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

BiggerBoat posted:

I saw it that way. Had no idea Arnie was the good guy. Opening night. For free.

On acid.

Good times.

THAT MAN TURNED INTO A PUDDLE AFTER KILLING A COP

ALSO WHEN IS THE MOVIE STARTING

Tagichatn
Jun 7, 2009

I liked that one of the many ways that Blade Runner 2049 showed the world was hosed, was having it snow in LA.

Also that JOI means jack off instructions in porn, very appropriate given Joi's nature in the movie.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
...who needs jack off instructions

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

...who needs jack off instructions

Amateurs

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

...who needs jack off instructions

Oh like you just figured it out on your own with out lessons, an instruction manual, or even a Bop-It telling you what to do next

Tagichatn
Jun 7, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

...who needs jack off instructions

I dunno, I guess it feels better if you have a presumably sexy woman telling you what to do?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

The Bloop posted:

Oh like you just figured it out on your own with out lessons, an instruction manual, or even a Bop-It telling you what to do next

You reminded me about this paragraph describing Bop-It from its article on Wikipedia:

quote:

Thus if the Bop It is to call out "Bop it!", the player must quickly depress the "Bop It!" button. If the Bop It is to call out "Twist it!", the player must quickly turn the "Twist it!" crank. If the Bop It is to call out "Pull it!", the player must quickly pull the "Pull It!" handle.[3][5]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tagichatn posted:

I dunno, I guess it feels better if you have a presumably sexy woman telling you what to do?

Are there any Always Sunny themed ones where you're just mashing it?

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Lemon posted:

Yeah I mean if you didn't look at any of the marketing and went into the film blind then the vampires would be a complete surprise, I don't see anything outlandish about that claim.

Yeah I was doing entertainment journalism back then and for preview screeners they'd put us all in this weird baby size theatre that could only hold 12 people. There was a lot of confused journalists walking out of there that day. I remember one older guy was actually angry about it like he felt the movie set out to deceive him or something.

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Cheshire Puss
Sep 14, 2007

Only the insane equate pain with success.
The first time I seen Dusk til Dawn, I was channel surfing and tuned in at the moment someone says "Aren't they supposed to burst into flames or something?" All I seen was vampire movie, I watched the rest and liked it. By the time I got to see the movie from the start months later I was so confused. Where the vampires at movie?

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