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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

MarcusSA posted:

This is really good but the sound mix is terrible. Its a good video.

The bad sound is part of the joke

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:00

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# ? May 17, 2024 23:15

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

https://twitter.com/mosley_mark/status/1043584191139581960

Oooh Archie

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:00

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:14

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Wheat Loaf posted:

This is categorically incorrect. Just put a comfy chair and some snacks and Mountain Dew in a van and wait.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:20

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Screaming Idiot posted:

This is categorically incorrect. Just put a comfy chair and some snacks and Mountain Dew in a van and wait.

Or ask them to help you put a chair in your van

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:25

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

RickVoid posted:

Lol. I too found a bunch of idiots arguing over whose grandfathers dick was bigger to be funny.

(The actual truth is that many factors combined to result in a victory for the Allies, from the influx of Armerican troops and supplies bolstering allied forces in western Europe and Africa, the awful loving meat-grinder that was the Soviet approach to war the nevertheless did tie up axis forces, the courage of the long-beleagured people of the various European nations that had fallen under the Swaztica, and Hitler's increasingly rampant Megalomania that caused him to ignore the advice of his Generals repeatedly, resulting in them pointing the guns the wrong drat way and everyone being too loving scared to wake him up when we showed up on the beaches. That's why Grand-dad made it to Berlin.

Okay, this turned into longer than I intended but literally everyone in that slap fight pissed me off in various ways. I guess the TLDR of how I feel about it is that we owe thanks to everyone who opposed the Nazi war machine, and we owe those who died doing it the most.)

Are you trying to warsplain to a tankie? If you think the person with this for a twitter profile gives a poo poo about reality you're in for a rude surprise.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:28

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

We Know Catheters posted:

Or ask them to help you put a chair in your van

Couch.

You fake a broken arm also.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:30

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

Are you trying to warsplain to a tankie? If you think the person with this for a twitter profile gives a poo poo about reality you're in for a rude surprise.

Oh i wouldn't even bother with that piece of poo poo. Just had to get it out.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:32

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

I don't think anyone would deny that Americans and the British helped the Soviet Union defeat nazi germany. Hell, even the handful of French civilians who didn't become nazi collaborators helped.

Not the Australians though. They did literally nothing.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:37

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

The closest thing to success the Australian military has ever had was losing in a noteworthy battle. To the Ottoman Empire. Like 8 months before the Ottoman Empire stopped existing. And to this day Australians are like hell yeah, brave heroes, those aussie boys who laid down their lives so could the Ottoman Empire could have one last win before the end.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:41

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Guy Goodbody posted:

The closest thing to success the Australian military has ever had was losing in a noteworthy battle. To the Emu Empire.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:49

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Controversial but intriguing theory:

Also:

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:02

Big Bad Beetleborg: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Show some goddamn respect, they politely left so as not to make it awkward during WWII while your recuperating soldiers hosed all their women.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:02

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Guy Goodbody posted:

The closest thing to success the Australian military has ever had was losing in a noteworthy battle. To the Ottoman Empire. Like 8 months before the Ottoman Empire stopped existing. And to this day Australians are like hell yeah, brave heroes, those aussie boys who laid down their lives so could the Ottoman Empire could have one last win before the end.

Well, at least we got rid of Mel Gibson there.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:05

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

That Tom & Jerry cartoon is missing the part where both attack Spike the pit bull together.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:07

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:11

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

gbut posted:

Well, at least we got rid of Mel Gibson there.

I'd make a "they aren't sending their best" joke, but if we're being honest...

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:15

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Paladinus posted:

That Tom & Jerry cartoon is missing the part where both attack Spike the pit bull together.

~~Spike snipes the gently caress outta Jerry.~~

e;
wait no that's not right.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:25

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Paladinus posted:

That Tom & Jerry cartoon is missing the part where both attack Spike the pit bull together.

The Molotov-Ribbentrop part must have been accidentally left out

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:37

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

RickVoid posted:

Lol. I too found a bunch of idiots arguing over whose grandfathers dick was bigger to be funny.

(The actual truth is that many factors combined to result in a victory for the Allies, from the influx of Armerican troops and supplies bolstering allied forces in western Europe and Africa, the awful loving meat-grinder that was the Soviet approach to war the nevertheless did tie up axis forces, the courage of the long-beleagured people of the various European nations that had fallen under the Swaztica, and Hitler's increasingly rampant Megalomania that caused him to ignore the advice of his Generals repeatedly, resulting in them pointing the guns the wrong drat way and everyone being too loving scared to wake him up when we showed up on the beaches. That's why Grand-dad made it to Berlin.

Okay, this turned into longer than I intended but literally everyone in that slap fight pissed me off in various ways. I guess the TLDR of how I feel about it is that we owe thanks to everyone who opposed the Nazi war machine, and we owe those who died doing it the most.)

omg milhist nerds are the worst. nobody gives a poo poo that you watch the ~~history~~hitler channel all day.

and who are you trying to kid with two paragraphs between parentheses? just post your dumb screed without qualifiers, you coward. most people wont read it anyway, but at least by posting openly you can pretend at courage

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Paladinus posted:

That Tom & Jerry cartoon is missing the part where both attack Spike the pit bull together.

you might be thinking of Tex Avery's King-Size Canary where the cat & mouse chase off the dog

https://vimeo.com/236173567

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:46

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

The closest thing to success the Australian military has ever had was losing in a noteworthy battle. To the Ottoman Empire. Like 8 months before the Ottoman Empire stopped existing. And to this day Australians are like hell yeah, brave heroes, those aussie boys who laid down their lives so could the Ottoman Empire could have one last win before the end.

I think it's a bit unfair to attribute this success to Australia, Winston Churchill was the military genius who thought the Turks needed one last chance to slaughter a bunch of people on a beach. The Aussies (and kiwis) were just doing as they were told.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:48

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Why are you reacting seriously to today's Two Minutes Hate. Last time it was the Dutch

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

more like Two Hateminute

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:55

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Look, the important thing is everyone banded together to make sure the Nazis were defeated, never to return again, creating a new era of tolerance.

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:17

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Why are you reacting seriously to today's Two Minutes Hate. Last time it was the Dutch

to be fair, the dutch deserve it

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:53

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Maybe you should cancel the recall then

# ? Sep 23, 2018 01:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 23, 2018 01:48

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:51

Pararoid: Dec 6, 2005; Te Waipounamu pride

Pick posted:

This seems loving insane to me. I actually had to Google this to see if something so blatant was actually real.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

The MSJ posted:

please explain to me what is funny about that

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:28

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Pararoid posted:

This seems loving insane to me. I actually had to Google this to see if something so blatant was actually real.

IIRC there was that controversy not too long ago in the NYC area about these cards that cops were giving out for getting out of tickets and how the system was being completely abused.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:30

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

They missed their '09-'10 payment.

:cop:

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:33

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

There's also that "This business has paid its police protection money" light they were putting up in Detroit

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2018/01/23/detroit-green-light/109524794/

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:33

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

MariusLecter posted:

They missed their '09-'10 payment.

seriously its super weird that this is even happening (also, historically, its p weird to call the united states a third world country when it really is).

how is paying to a police thing even visible, and how is it even necessary? in the real world the state pays pensions and wages...

capitalism eats the world by itself, theres no reason to support it

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:42

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Krankenstyle posted:

please explain to me what is funny about that

lmao shut up binch

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Krankenstyle posted:

please explain to me what is funny about that

the dude is being needlessly cruel

# ? Sep 23, 2018 04:10

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