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PetraCore posted:I'm sorry your friends are uncomfortable with telling you they love you. Didn't make it home tho. died in Egypt 1941.
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Pick posted:but the reality is, you loving nerds, you loving did this. edgy fucks took the emotions away and now they're gone. Well I paid attention to the signs and realised we had passed peak emotion a decade ago. I've been hoarding emotions ever since. With my vast emotion supply I am sure to thrive in this post-emotion wasteland.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:37 |
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Blade Runner posted:I really dislike romance stories in novels, and kinda always have. It always ended up feeling really unnatural in YA books when I was a kid, and even as an adult reading grown adult books, a lot of the romance plots feel really forced when they come up. I generally prefer stories without a romantic element. I agree with this but have always put it up to the fact that I almost exclusively read genre fiction written by and for stunted manchildren
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:41 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i have some questions. The song of solomon is a pretty good romance novel
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:42 |
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I read a bunch of Piers Anthony novels as a teen and I always kinda enjoyed that he doesn't shy away from eventually having a romantic pairing and arc for basically all of his characters, with a wide array of relationships portrayed from a demon who's married to a super normal-rear end guy and she gives him monster orgasms to make him zone out in bliss for weeks on end, over a hero who finds true love in a Normal Woman who changes looks and personality over the course of a month (get it) to a pedophile who wait gently caress
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:48 |
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Aaron Burr hosed his daughter.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:52 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i have some questions. Ok serious answer: the Aubrey-Maturin series. Filled to the gills with strong feelings.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:53 |
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My (25F) seemingly perfect husband (28M) was rubbing it out to his ex, soliciting prostitutes the whole time we were celebrating our second wedding anniversary. Totally blindsided. What are my next steps?quote:u/saltedpinecone Well at least he’s consistent
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:56 |
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oh also just kidding, they lived together in Little Windovers until passing away in 1983 and 1987. everything was fine.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:56 |
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Drugs, nuts or both? My (27M) wife (27F) left me. quote:u/AnsheShem
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 20:59 |
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Milotic posted:My (25F) seemingly perfect husband (28M) was rubbing it out to his ex, soliciting prostitutes the whole time we were celebrating our second wedding anniversary. Totally blindsided. What are my next steps? I like that the panties are described as mysterious. No, I can’t really explain why. Nor can I really justify having had to use the term twice in one day.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:00 |
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Is my [31M] girlfriend [28F] lying to me about her snapchat?quote:u/Cajin This sounds like a bunch of tamagotchi or neopets poo poo.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:17 |
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Romance novels are Garbage, they're always really rapey and lack any real "romance" Honestly more gross then porn most of the time
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:21 |
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Pick posted:
i mean, i feel like war is an ok time to write love letters as far as acceptable masculinity goes. i would prefer contemporary or futuristic romances, but letters are rare even now and i wonder if tindr is going to be reflected in future romance novels.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:23 |
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I think I'll try writing a romance novel. That seems like something that would be fun to do.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:25 |
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Pick posted:I dunno if it's loving up a whole generation, I've yet to see one of these yet where a sister is stealing her brother's underwear to sniff. It exists, have seen it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:32 |
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Zil posted:It exists, have seen it. Did you give them back afterwards
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:34 |
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MI: Legality of using an instagram model's pics for Tinder and putting my PayPal to get free money?quote:Thinking about making a tinder, using a lesser known instagram model's pictures (or something like that) and putting my PayPal in the description. Goal is to get money. But is it legal?
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:52 |
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I [32F] need to tell my husband [33M] that my BIL [30M] kissed mequote:Last night my husband and I were supposed to go to a family dinner at his parents' house, but he wasn't feeling well and had to work early this morning and decided not to go. I am close with my MIL and SIL so he encouraged me to go without him.Nothing weird or out of the ordinary happened at the dinner party. I just chatted with family and had a nice time. Eventually my ILs wanted to go to bed and my SIL was leaving so I got up to leave. My BIL offered to drive me home (our car has been unreliable lately so I ubered there). I've always found him little awkward but nothing bad about him and he is my husband's brother so I figured it was fine.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:28 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [32F] need to tell my husband [33M] that my BIL [30M] kissed me Oh, yeah, it totally makes sense that serial obsession with women would just disappear later in life, it totally makes sense not to warn your wife about it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:30 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Oh, yeah, it totally makes sense that serial obsession with women would just disappear later in life, it totally makes sense not to warn your wife about it. It happened in high school, and the brother went to therapy. He got treatment. No one thought it "disappeared." After fifteen years, it would be pretty reasonable to think it's no longer an issue. This does not apply if we learn in the comments that the brother kept doing this poo poo, and everyone knew it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:48 |
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Pick posted:
ralph ate a bullet in the desert because he was busy writing fruity letters instead of ducking meanwhile men with the emotional range of a cinderblock spent the war collecting severed ears and then went home and had 27 children each
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:19 |
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loquacius posted:I agree with this but have always put it up to the fact that I almost exclusively read genre fiction written by and for stunted manchildren Sarah Zettel, Julie Czerneda, and Lois McMaster Bujold all write SF with a strong Romantic bent. Bujold is the best of the three by a wide margin; but she's tied with Ursula LeGuin for Hugo awards so she's ahead of just about everyone. Czerneda writes series and Zettel is most prone to standalone novels, although she did an excellent portal fantasy trilogy. I'd recommend Bujold's Shards of Honor or Zettel's Fool's War as starting places/ There, excellent genre fiction for non-stunted manchildren.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:20 |
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i recommend katie waitman's "The Merrow Tree" for anyone who wants a big sci-fi story where the overarching conflict is not a war, and where the main character fucks a snake and gets a veneral disease (but not from the snake)
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Pick posted:i recommend katie waitman's "The Merrow Tree" for anyone who wants a big sci-fi story where the overarching conflict is not a war, and where the main character fucks a snake and gets a veneral disease (but not from the snake) Do you have any recommendations for books where the snake does have a venereal disease?
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:34 |
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Freudian posted:Do you have any recommendations for books where the snake does have a venereal disease? Yeah, The Bible!
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Milotic posted:Is my [31M] girlfriend [28F] lying to me about her snapchat? *withers into dust and blows away*
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:39 |
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A TV talk show “surprised” me with free surgery/services after I shared my cancer story on their show. They haven’t delivered on any of their promises. u/promisesdashed quote:Edit: I am going to be making a full post, including details/link to my episode, on another sub later today. Thank you all for your advice. Feel free to PM me if you have anything to share, since the thread is now locked.
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:46 |
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Pick posted:oh also it's pretty telling to read, like, civil-war-era and even ww1/ww2 era letters between spouses/lovers/etc versus the coldass poo poo we spout off now In the future we won't need feelings
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Freudian posted:Do you have any recommendations for books where the snake does have a venereal disease? I finished The Company of Glass a few weeks back and one of the characters gets jerked off by literal snakes and hosed in the rear end by snakes and it turns him into a member of the snake clan, so if you definition of disease extends to cultural identity then maybe that's one for you.
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dudeness posted:I finished The Company of Glass a few weeks back and one of the characters gets jerked off by literal snakes and hosed in the rear end by snakes and it turns him into a member of the snake clan, so if you definition of disease extends to cultural identity then maybe that's one for you. welp
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dudeness posted:I finished The Company of Glass a few weeks back and one of the characters gets jerked off by literal snakes and hosed in the rear end by snakes and it turns him into a member of the snake clan, so if you definition of disease extends to cultural identity then maybe that's one for you. Oh, yeah, I remember that Flash Tub episode.
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:26 |
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I'm guessing that was written by a woman because holy hell our erotica is something else. men just slappo some big ol titties on something and write "and they hosed and her titties were all boibobobobobobobobing all over the place!" and meanwhile erotica for women starts off with a 500 year history of both families before finally arriving at the place where someone has sex with the centipede prince after , just , hours of agonizing foreplay
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:31 |
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Pick posted:I'm guessing that was written by a woman because holy hell our erotica is something else. men just slappo some big ol titties on something and write "and they hosed and her titties were all boibobobobobobobobing all over the place!" and meanwhile erotica for women starts off with a 500 year history of both families before finally arriving at the place where someone has sex with the centipede prince after , just , hours of agonizing foreplay I wish I was under your desk with my face in your general crotch area while you rip long nasty farts...your labia just getting blown around all gracefully like the wings of a swimming stingary (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:34 |
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Pick posted:I'm guessing that was written by a woman because holy hell our erotica is something else. men just slappo some big ol titties on something and write "and they hosed and her titties were all boibobobobobobobobing all over the place!" and meanwhile erotica for women starts off with a 500 year history of both families before finally arriving at the place where someone has sex with the centipede prince after , just , hours of agonizing foreplay Also just, like, pounds of opium if the author is Anaïs Nin.
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Sorority Fister posted:I wish I was under your desk with my face in your general crotch area while you rip long nasty farts...your labia just getting blown around all gracefully like the wings of a swimming stingary Please don't James Joyce Shame
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Sorority Fister posted:I wish I was under your desk with my face in your general crotch area while you rip long nasty farts...your labia just getting blown around all gracefully like the wings of a swimming stingary Keep going
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:04 |
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It came from Dear Prudence:quote:Q. Very hairy name: My wife and I are a month away from having our first child, a boy. My wife is very close to her grandfather, who is currently suffering from end-stage terminal cancer. To honor his memory, she wants to name our son after him. Unfortunately, this name is also shared by a very well-known male porn star (with crossover appeal, who has appeared in nonpornographic films and TV shows). In other words, when a future employer plugs my son’s name into a search engine, he will be greeted with reams of videos from the 1980s featuring a very endowed, very hairy adult-film star. My wife is innocent as can be, so she is unaware that our son would share this name. Do I let her in on it? Just let it go and hope this guy’s popularity will have dwindled by the time he is grown so that it’s not a problem?
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:36 |
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oh my god someone please tell me the name.
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mllaneza posted:Sarah Zettel, Julie Czerneda, and Lois McMaster Bujold all write SF with a strong Romantic bent. Bujold is the best of the three by a wide margin; but she's tied with Ursula LeGuin for Hugo awards so she's ahead of just about everyone. Czerneda writes series and Zettel is most prone to standalone novels, although she did an excellent portal fantasy trilogy. I mean I wasn't exactly trying to say "man I wish my books had more romance in them" with that post but I appreciate the recs and have consulted Goodreads accordingly e: that said I dunno about the "not for manchildren" thing since these summaries look p trashy but the last thing I read was the Hyperion Cantos so I don't exactly have a problem with that Turtlicious posted:oh my god someone please tell me the name. I mean it's pretty obviously Ron Jeremy loquacius fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 23, 2018 |
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