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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Animal-Mother posted:

Professional wrestling is the official fighting style of Starfleet. Kirk even tells Charlie X that the first thing you need to learn about fighting is how to take a bump.



other professional wrestling manoeuvres I would like to see performed by james t. kirk:

-tope con hilo
-romero special
-bronco buster (to spock) :sweatdrop:

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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

too bad, they already said it is about spock and his family.

Fuuuuuuuck please nooooo

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


mycomancy posted:

Fuuuuuuuck please nooooo

I hope you like Lenny Kravitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPatPSN8xO0

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

goddam it disco i keep defending you but you make it so hard

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

That trailer was like a check list of every bland trailer feature ever and I've forgotten everything about it already. "Something about a crisis!" *music stops* "Silly quip downplaying the crisis!" *Music starts over with words on the screen*

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i would like to warp nine away

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMxWrwPeto

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

mycomancy posted:

Fuuuuuuuck please nooooo

i would think that with your username s1 of disco was tailor made for your interests

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Terrible secret of space visible only to those open enough to have stairs in they house.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


why can't they just leave Spock out of it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

FuturePastNow posted:

why can't they just leave Spock out of it

Because Spock is popular, and they think that attaching Spock to everything Star Trek is an easy way to guarantee success.

I wish I could say that they were wrong, but it's apparently profitable. :shrug:

https://adage.com/article/digital/star-trek-beams-profit-cbs-ads/312393/

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i love spock

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
The spock episode in Columbo was one of the best.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spock is the new Borg

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
whos da spock queen

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pick posted:

whos da spock queen

you are

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i would think that with your username s1 of disco was tailor made for your interests

Dude, I know. I was jived to hear about an astromycologist...but then I watched STD. gently caress that show, I couldn't even make it through Season 1, and I watched every. goddamn. episode. of Voyager and Enterprise.

naem
May 29, 2011

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


ENT Impulse is the most ship-roley Star Trek I've seen in a long time.

The pilot is the one flying the shuttle for once, the engineer is giving him systems updates while they go try to get the stuff to fix the main engine, the communications officer does all the communications routing, the science officer is faced with a scientific problem but doesn't have the expertise to make the biological connection - that's the doctor - and the security officer gets a gun and an enlisted to boss around rather than just escorting people to the brig/airlock/their quarters, and the best part is when he gets given a technical task to do he fucks it up because it's not his area of expertise.

All apart from the Captain leading the away mission rather than being on the bridge, and the lack of environmental suits.

But yeah for once it feels like these people have jobs.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



It's to keep his brain from getting stolen

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



More like Spock Trek

naem
May 29, 2011

Spar Trock

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Store Track.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Data's mom is hot. :crossarms:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Animal-Mother posted:

Data's mom is hot. :crossarms:

Data's mom has got it goin' on.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
due to a highly localized distortion in the space time continuum, stacy's mom is actually jessie's girl

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Tighclops posted:

due to a highly localized distortion in the space time continuum, stacy's mom is actually jessie's girl

would watch that episode except that you know itd be a tom paris story

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


BLT would flip out like "Got it goin on? What does that mean?" ... "WHO'S got it goin on??!?"
"You wish that you had WHOSE girl??!?"


e:
Tom: "er... My Girl, My Girl, talkin' bout My Girl?"
Kim: (sings faintly as he passes, "My girl!")

Okay someone hire me to write on Voyager

Actually that's the most damning indictment of STD: "Less fun than Voyager"

simplefish fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Sep 24, 2018

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

This always makes me laugh

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


lol the new Discovery trailer is Marvel levels of bland with a bold yet tasteful hint of Lenny Kravitz, of course everyone is excited about it

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

barbecue at the folks posted:

lol the new Discovery trailer is Marvel levels of bland with a bold yet tasteful hint of Lenny Kravitz, of course everyone is excited about it

Real Trek fans are the most excited for the new season of The Orville.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Animal-Mother posted:

Data's mom is hot. :crossarms:
So it's toaster's as well as microwave's.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Kitchner posted:

Real Trek fans are the most excited for the new season of The Orville.

Quoted due to fact.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Kitchner posted:

Real Trek fans are the most excited for the new season of The Orville.

Real trek fans will watch the new seasons of disco AND the Orville.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Giving disco another chance because season 1s of shows.

But it took me like 4 months to force myself through season 1 I thought it was so bad.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Bombadilillo posted:

Giving disco another chance because season 1s of shows.

But it took me like 4 months to force myself through season 1 I thought it was so bad.

Just set your standards to "JJ Abrams Trek" instead of regular Trek and you might actually enjoy it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't feel the need to force myself to watch more of a show i hate

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i don't feel the need to force myself to watch more of a show i hate

It's probably a broke brain thing of having watched every episode of every series. Even the cartoon.

Protip, cartoon is awesome. :colbert: And has awesome follow up episodes to TOS episodes that like the equivelent of when DS9 does follow ups to TNG episodes. (First one is boring though)

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Bombadilillo posted:

Giving disco another chance because season 1s of shows.

But it took me like 4 months to force myself through season 1 I thought it was so bad.

Fire the writers, direction, producer, everyone. Start Season 2 with a " It was all a really bad dream".
Do a complete 180 on the direction and tone and costumes and then we'll talk.

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