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Thanks SA for assist snipe
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Sep 25, 2018 03:10
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This is now an image from a Cronenberg movie. 
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Sep 25, 2018 03:12
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Chard posted:Thanks SA for assist snipe 
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Sep 25, 2018 03:12
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 that poo poo, man. 
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Sep 25, 2018 03:12
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burial posted:I know, I know. I just don’t like it because the web shooters/web fluid were always like “check it out, Spider-man is smart!” and it doesn’t make any sense biologically for webs to come out of wrists or wherever they’re coming out of these days. Venture Brothers got that right. The guys spinnerets were right above his crack.
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Sep 25, 2018 03:32
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https://i.imgur.com/4eu4prN.mp4
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Sep 25, 2018 03:40
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burial posted:I know, I know. I just don’t like it because the web shooters/web fluid were always like “check it out, Spider-man is smart!” and it doesn’t make any sense biologically for webs to come out of wrists or wherever they’re coming out of these days.
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Sep 25, 2018 03:47
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Lord Hydronium posted:This was back around the Raimi movies, he eventually went back to mechanical shooters in the comics and later movies. That was part of the deal when he traded his marriage to satan
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Sep 25, 2018 04:19
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dang Raimi, that's commitment
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Sep 25, 2018 04:25
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Lord Hydronium posted:This was back around the Raimi movies, he eventually went back to mechanical shooters in the comics and later movies. Why would he go back to mechanical shooters if he became a spider, died, and gave birth to himself?
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Sep 25, 2018 05:33
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Data Graham posted:There's also that "This business has paid its police protection money" light they were putting up in Detroit No doubt Green Light is a controversial project. Now in most big cities a lot of the violent crime is gang related. But the carjackings and shootings that happen at gas stations and corner stores usually have innocent victims and they get the most news exposure. The green light cameras are so clear that its leading to tips and fast identification of some suspects. To be honest, if I had no choice but to get gas in the city (which is roughly about as advisable as starting a land war in Asia), I would go to a green light location (they usually have a flashing green light right on the exterior signage). And if I was a dirtbag who wanted to rob people at a participating gas station, id have second thoughts about it (which I think is the primary objective).
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Sep 25, 2018 05:51
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It’s literally pay us and we’ll protect you better and faster. If it works so well then the police should pay the store owners for saving them time instead. Edit: what the gently caress thread is this
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Sep 25, 2018 05:59
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SLOSifl posted:It’s literally pay us and we’ll protect you better and faster. If it works so well then the police should pay the store owners for saving them time instead. Nice store front, would be a shame if we didn't give a gently caress about patrolling the area or responding to any calls for help. 
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Sep 25, 2018 06:14
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Data Graham posted:There's also that "This business has paid its police protection money" light they were putting up in Detroit From the article it appears to be more "This business has paid its Comcast protection money" light. It's like Robocop, except with Comcast instead of a robot company.
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Sep 25, 2018 06:41
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burial posted:Why would he go back to mechanical shooters if he became a spider, died, and gave birth to himself? He literally had several years of his life retconned away by Marvel Satan in the comic including his marriage. It's one of the arcs the fans hate the most
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Sep 25, 2018 07:31
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Thanks, funny pictures thread. Thanks for standing by while I ruined Spider-man for myself.
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Sep 25, 2018 07:41
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burial posted:Thanks, funny pictures thread. Thanks for standing by while I ruined Spider-man for myself. There's a Spider-man story that takes place in the future where Mary Jane died from decades of exposure to Peter's radioactive semen. RatHat has a new favorite as of 09:16 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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Sep 25, 2018 07:44
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RatHat posted:There's a Spider-man story that takes place in the future where Mary Jane died from centuries of exposure to Peter's radioactive semen. Well, sure. That was bound to happen eventually.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:14
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Comic books have like 1 or 2 good arcs per series, the rest are trash that should be thrown the gently caress away if you were dumb enough to buy them.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:19
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Sep 25, 2018 08:26
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25 bit out of my price range, will wait till after Halloween for the funeral.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:30
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60 inches? What is this, a coffin for hobbits?
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Sep 25, 2018 08:30
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RatHat posted:There's a Spider-man story that takes place in the future where Mary Jane died from centuries of exposure to Peter's radioactive semen. Are people in this future basically immortal? Cuz centuries of life seems like she had a pretty good run, regardless of whose semen she was doing cat's cradles with.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:45
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Jamesman posted:Happy Tree Friends got its start on YouTube, right? Imagine trying to do that with how YouTube is now. Not enough swastikas?
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Sep 25, 2018 08:58
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burial posted:Why would he go back to mechanical shooters if he became a spider, died, and gave birth to himself? They should have whoever wrote that writing new Metal Gear games.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:58
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burial posted:Why would he go back to mechanical shooters if he became a spider, died, and gave birth to himself? Probably for ease of reloading. Your mechanical shooter runs out of goo you just snap in a new goo cartridge and keep going. If your wrist butt runs out of goo all you can do is go eat some flies and wait.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:11
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Plus the social awkwardness of having a pair of wrist butts. Peter would have to wear long sleeves all the time. He could never go swimming. I don't know what his goo holes looked like, but at best it's going to look like a pimple in a spot where people don't usually get pimples. And then there's probably be some sort of sack or bulge where the goo is stored. Wrist balls? No way is that gonna look right on a dude's forearm.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:15
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Inspector 34 posted:Are people in this future basically immortal? Cuz centuries of life seems like she had a pretty good run, regardless of whose semen she was doing cat's cradles with. Woops, I meant decades.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:15
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Facebook Aunt posted:60 inches? What is this, a coffin for hobbits? Don't have your top half buried in the same coffin as your bottom half. Let them have some time apart for once.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:39
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wrist balls
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Sep 25, 2018 09:55
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Caufman posted:Don't have your top half buried in the same coffin as your bottom half. Let them have some time apart for once. This is how people in the past stop spirits from masturbating. [citation needed]
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Sep 25, 2018 10:41
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RatHat posted:There's a Spider-man story that takes place in the future where Mary Jane died from decades of exposure to Peter's radioactive semen. "Spider-Cum" is the term For his radioactive sperm. Mary Jane already knows: Cancer when he blows he load. Look ooooouuuuuuuuuut! Here cums the Spider-Maaaaaaaaaan!
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Sep 25, 2018 10:55
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Wheat Loaf posted:"Spider-Cum" is the term 
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Sep 25, 2018 11:03
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Sep 25, 2018 11:42
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I'm digging the implied price of Camp X-Ray, which is presumably about the torture camp at Guantanamo.
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Sep 25, 2018 12:00
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Instant-coffin with scream Frightechino Macci-aaaahhh!-to
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Sep 25, 2018 12:21
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go for a stroll posted:I'm digging the implied price of Camp X-Ray, which is presumably about the torture camp at Guantanamo. It is, and probably one of the best movies starring Kristen Stewart (who plays a camp guard) that is not Adventureland, Cloud of Sils Maria, and the ending battle of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2. 
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Sep 25, 2018 12:31
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The MSJ posted:It is, and probably one of the best movies starring Kristen Stewart (who plays a camp guard) that is not Adventureland, Cloud of Sils Maria, and the ending battle of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2.
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Sep 25, 2018 12:33
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