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At the very least, wouldn’t most people feel that out and try to get a back-and-forth going? “I guess I always thought [celebrity] was pretty attractive... haha It’s your turn.”
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Sep 25, 2018 06:08
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Motherfucker posted:turns out girls can be autistic too. Yeah you can really feel the ‘tism creepin in on a lot of chicks, reckon. 
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Sep 25, 2018 06:08
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I think for this dude, it's like the difference between "kinda hypothetically talking about what an open relationship would look like on an alternate universe moon of Jupiter" vs. "well, I would definitely bang Jenna from HR, no question, in fact she's really amenable to" I watch a lot of movies and TV but trying to rattle off 20 distinct actresses to sleep with sounds kinda exhausting to be honest. Even if I could include video game characters and SA posters it would still be more trouble than it's worth.
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Sep 25, 2018 06:09
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ArbitraryC posted:Like the dude getting pouty over it is obviously really pathetic but I'm trying to imagine the context of someone being asked this question and not sheepishly giggling that they have a celebrity crush on <blah> and it's just kind of a funny moment whereas this chick just went into a speech about dozens of dudes she'd bone given the chance while spooning in bed. Like who on earth would think that was a valid response to the question? That's some next level autism right there. For twelve years, you have been asking: Who would I gently caress? I would gently caress everyone. I am the woman who loves her celeb gently caress thoughts. I am the woman who does not sacrifice her love or her values. I am the woman who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the woman who will now tell you.” The chief boyfriend was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only her voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief boyfriend —sounding as if she were speaking h
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Sep 25, 2018 06:15
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Drunk Nerds posted:My parents taught me only Elvish growing up. For years all I could say in English was "a honka honka." Just wanted to say this was an amazing home and I saw what you were going for.
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Sep 25, 2018 06:23
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Admiral Ray posted:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who would I gently caress? I would gently caress everyone. I am the woman who loves her celeb gently caress thoughts. I am the woman who does not sacrifice her love or her values. I am the woman who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the woman who will now tell you.” The chief boyfriend was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only her voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief boyfriend —sounding as if she were speaking h
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Sep 25, 2018 06:29
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burial posted:At the very least, wouldn’t most people feel that out and try to get a back-and-forth going? “I guess I always thought [celebrity] was pretty attractive... haha It’s your turn.” My wife and I did it that way, we both said same for a lot of our choices, that's when we realized we were closer to the middle of the Kinsey scale than we were to the left side.
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Sep 25, 2018 06:36
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Admiral Ray posted:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who would I gently caress? I would gently caress everyone. I am the woman who loves her celeb gently caress thoughts. I am the woman who does not sacrifice her love or her values. I am the woman who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the woman who will now tell you.” The chief boyfriend was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only her voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief boyfriend —sounding as if she were speaking h Not emptyquoting
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Sep 25, 2018 06:44
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Barudak posted:Everyone dated that girl in highschool who spoke fluent elvish and whose kink was being denigrated by you calling her knife ears in english, right? lol but seriously I posted:lol if you didn't lose your innocence to a heavy set lass with self harm scars These are the same person e: lol the trifecta Motherfucker posted:turns out girls can be autistic too.
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Sep 25, 2018 06:54
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Not posted in relationships, but it should be. The entire thing could be bolded. FMIL might be trying to gain extended guardianship of my FDP (self.JUSTNOMIL) quote:Hi!! Long time lurker on a throwaway account on mobile sorry...
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Sep 25, 2018 07:00
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What does FDP stand for? Why is this person treating getting evaluated for ADHD like it means getting involuntarily committed for weeks, it takes like a couple hours tops if the psychiatrist is really picky and you do all the steps in one day. I mean I guess the answer to that is "both people in this story are 17 years old" but it's still really confusing. Draxion fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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Sep 25, 2018 08:16
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Draxion posted:What does FDP stand for? Future Dear Partner, as opposed to Future Dear Husband
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Sep 25, 2018 08:23
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La Brea Carpet posted:a list of about 20 people to include MMA fighters, movie stars and politicians. What if he saw how bad his girlfriend's taste in men is and realised how it reflects back on him? Now he is too insecure and depressed to talk to her anymore.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:33
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Moon Atari posted:What if he saw how bad his girlfriend's taste in men is and realised how it reflects back on him? Now he is too insecure and depressed to talk to her anymore. Her: “...Adam Sandler, Tom Sizemore, Mitch McConnell, Scott Pruit...” boyfriend: raiders-face-melt.gif It’s totally on both of them. It’s a stupid loving question at the best of times but coming back with your jerkoff list vs “Tom Brady is hot” is absolutely silly. It’s as bad as if he started listing off porn stars.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:46
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Future Dear Partner, as opposed to Future Dear Husband The way the OP was interchangeably referring to the same person using “FDP”, “FDH”, and “they” (in sentences where more than one person was mentioned) had my eyes glazing over and my mind longing for the sweet release of death.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:31
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Future Dear Partner, as opposed to Future Dear Husband Female/Future Domestic Partner?
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Sep 25, 2018 09:41
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Female/Future Domestic Partner? As far as I can tell, the F always stands for future, and the D always stands for dear/drat. I think if you follow the internet linguistics, it goes from letters or forums where people would always talk about DH = dear or darling husband. The F was added as a modifier for fiance issues. I don't think it would be female, because that would be DW.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:12
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Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation? So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarrassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...) I swear this sounds like a meme post but I promise this is my real life ;___; tl;dr boyfriend won't stop with the embarrassing twitch phrases and I'm concerned it's interfering with his social skills...
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Sep 25, 2018 13:13
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Farty Dick Penis
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Sep 25, 2018 13:15
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation? Just skip to the end when you realize hes been neglecting you so you leave his rear end forever.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:18
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La Brea Carpet posted:[CA] A student at the preschool I work at is only being taught a fictional language Think of what fun choices this kid will have for reading, besides Shakespeare, of course. And what in hell is he going to do with computers? Do they have Klingon keyboards? edit: holy gently caress they do. Why did I question this Khazar-khum fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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Sep 25, 2018 13:21
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I hope my loved ones are brutally honest with me about my embarrassing public behaviours. I want to be bullied, but lovingly.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:22
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I (25F) work at a martial arts gym as a personal trainer/instructor. My dad (69M) came to my work and caused a scene and tried to take me back to his place. There are several layers as to what lead to my dad doing what he did yesterday. The biggest would be him not liking my career choice. I have always been a very active person. I have been doing martial arts every since I can remember. I also decided to get an in health and fitness once I graduated high school. I got a job working at a martial arts gym and I've been really happy with my life. I am one of the teaches for an MMA class. I am a teacher for a self defence class. I and train with competitive fighters. I also serve as a personal trainer for people. I have my hands in everything. It's not uncommon for me to get bruises. Especially when I'm helping someone to prepare for a fight. My dad has always hated this part of this. He hates that I get hurt at work when it's really no big deal. He always tries to act telly macho to me saying he'll bash someone's head in if they hurt me. Just testosterone filled nonsense. The second layer to this would be my boyfriend, Ryan. Ryan is the first guy I've introduced to my family that I've been with. I've mostly just had friends with benefits that my parents would never meet. My dad doesn't like, Ryan (25M). He doesn't think Ryan is manly enough because of his job. Ryan is a ecologist and park ranger. He takes people on hikes and tells them the history of the land, and looks after and monitors the environment. My dad thinks that job isn't respectable and we've gotten into many arguments about that. My dad has this idea in his head that he can't respect, Ryan. He told me he doesn't understand how a man can be happy about his girlfriend getting bruises. Everytime Ryan has seen a bruise on my body he always asks if I'm okay. He offers to get a cream for it. My dad wants Ryan to fight people that hurt me at work. He wants Ryan to go and fight trained fighters. Think about how stupid that sounds. My dad came into my work. He started to raise his voice at the receptionist asking for me. I heard him and asked what the gently caress he doing. He said he doesn't like me working here because it seems barbaric. I told him to leave and he started yelling that he's going to do what Ryan should have done. He tried to challenge one of my male colleagues to a fight. Eventually he left when we threatened to call the cops. You have no idea how lucky I am that the owner likes me and let it go as not my fault. My dad thinks that he was completely in the right and I just don't know anymore. He talks crap about Ryan all the time to other members of the family. He doesn't think I can do my job and need his protection. I need some help because I just don't know. TL;DR: Dad doesn't like where I work. He came in causing a scene yelling that he's doing what my boyfriend should have done and take me home.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:29
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OP you need to beat up your dad.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:32
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation? Never date a gamer.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:38
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (25F) work at a martial arts gym as a personal trainer/instructor. My dad (69M) came to my work and caused a scene and tried to take me back to his place. the dad is definitely drunk like 100% of the time
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Sep 25, 2018 13:40
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (25F) work at a martial arts gym as a personal trainer/instructor. My dad (69M) came to my work and caused a scene and tried to take me back to his place. PogChamp
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Sep 25, 2018 13:42
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Should let the almost septagenarian father challenge one of the fighters so he can spend the rest of his life copping with the fact he's not an action movie hero.
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Sep 25, 2018 14:14
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ZearothK posted:Should let the almost septagenarian father challenge one of the fighters so he can spend the rest of his life copping with the fact he's not an action movie hero. On the bright side 'the rest of his life' wouldn't be a long time.
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Sep 25, 2018 14:18
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It sounds like hes getting dementia
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Sep 25, 2018 14:21
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ZearothK posted:Should let the almost septagenarian father challenge one of the fighters so he can spend the rest of his life copping with the fact he's not an action movie hero.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:14
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Twitch Culture? TWITCH CULTURE??? Kill the internet.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:19
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MarcusSA posted:Twitch Culture? TWITCH CULTURE??? I heard my 12 year old son say he was checking some fortnite thing out on reddit because he was tired of watching streams yesterday. I’m with you.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:21
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A boomer like that could go off the deep end and come back with a gun if sufficiently humiliated.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:25
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MarcusSA posted:Twitch Culture? TWITCH CULTURE??? it's too late the kids are hosed up
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Sep 25, 2018 15:29
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Pick posted:it's too late the kids are hosed up For sure, you should disown him OP.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:33
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Solidly buried lede here. Me [39 M] with my wife [36 F] of one year. She doesn't want to go to my fortieth birthday party. quote:My friends are throwing me a fortieth birthday party this Saturday. It will be at my friend's house and there will be grilling and general relaxing with friends and their kids. I'm really looking forward to it.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:44
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I'm sure Mr. Mail Order has lovely friends.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:46
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His friends are apparently OK enough with whatever went down to attend his birthday party. They could at least be nice to her. 
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