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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

ShoulderDaemon posted:

If someone wants to make a nice pro-communism sticker, I will absolutely pay $500 to put it on school folders for kindergartners. I am completely serious.

imagine the kid coming home to their conservative parents, pulling out a folder with red hammer/sickle.

"nooo dad you can't remove that someone paid $500 to put that there" lmfao

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

spacetoaster posted:

Here's the end of it from my classroom:



Here's another thing (I'm not posting a photo because I'd dox myself), I spent today putting bumper sticker sized stickers on the take home folders.

These were advertisements for corporations that had paid for the advertising space. Geico, commercial real estate companies, some local businesses, and a couple of large corporations.


I asked the principal. Each of the companies that gets advertising space on the kids folders pays 500 bucks.

Would anyone like to buy an ad for somethingawful.com to go on kindergartener's school folders?

i would throw that poo poo away and assign a kid one letter to draw a word picture for

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

got any sevens posted:

i would throw that poo poo away and assign a kid one letter to draw a word picture for

I've got some pretty good ideas on how to run my class once I get my cert. Right now though I'm a slave to whatever teacher/administrator I'm subbing for.

Having the kids scream bangarang whenever they there's an argument is a win for me.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I'll buy a letter: C is for oval office

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


spacetoaster posted:

I've got some pretty good ideas on how to run my class once I get my cert. Right now though I'm a slave to whatever teacher/administrator I'm subbing for.

Having the kids scream bangarang whenever they there's an argument is a win for me.

Before you leave forever teach them how to say Anarchy. It's really the best thing

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cnut posted:

I'll buy a letter: C is for oval office

You might hvae a problem

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


spacetoaster posted:

Here's the end of it from my classroom:



sorry if you've already been asked but what kind of school is this

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

double negative posted:

sorry if you've already been asked but what kind of school is this

City school. Public.

This is the advert on the coke machine in the teacher's lounge.

spacetoaster has issued a correction as of 23:59 on Sep 26, 2018

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Here's a heavily redacted pic of the sticker I had to put on their folders:



We drew and colored vases with flowers in them today since art class has been cut this year.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spacetoaster posted:

Here's a heavily redacted pic of the sticker I had to put on their folders:



We drew and colored vases with flowers in them today since art class has been cut this year.

um, do kids have to do that or do you? i dont understand who is advertising how

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Siljmonster posted:

um, do kids have to do that or do you? i dont understand who is advertising how

The advertisement stickers go on the kid's folders.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spacetoaster posted:

The advertisement stickers go on the kid's folders.

do they carry them around school and the kids see them?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Siljmonster posted:

do they carry them around school and the kids see them?

They go home to the parents once a week with stuff for the parents. Grades/classwork/announcements/etc.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I didnt ask to be born into this lovely loving world, Mike. I don't owe you or anyone poo poo. Get hosed, Capitalist swine.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


What if I value a job that makes me happy

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Away all Goats posted:

What if I value a job that makes me happy

Then you are doing capitalism wrong. :shrug:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Picnic Princess posted:

I didnt ask to be born into this lovely loving world, Mike. I don't owe you or anyone poo poo. Get hosed, Capitalist swine.

Uh oh! Looks somebody didn't take the S.W.E.A.T pledge :smug:

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

literally telling people to work for free. also considering i spend 8+ hours a day at work id say my job has a pretty big impact on my happiness

street fight radio had a good episode about him
https://m.soundcloud.com/streetfightwcrs/mike-rowe-wants-you-to-sweat

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Uh oh! Looks somebody didn't take the S.W.E.A.T pledge :smug:



:shivdurf:

olives black has issued a correction as of 03:02 on Nov 8, 2018

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Yes, let's listen to the loving opera singer voice guy who has never worked a loving day in his life, whose buggest claims to fame are using his pretty man voice to glamorize the toil of actual workers twomake the wage-spaves of America feel proud of their plight instead of pissed at just how bad they are getting hosed.

Die in a gutter choking on hobo-jizz, Mike Rowe.

Edit: consensual hobo-jizz, like, Mike is dying of syphilis and cancer at the same time and his dying wish is to drown in sweet homeless jism, and luckily Frothy Pete is there to oblige much to Mike's boundless delight

Screaming Idiot has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Sep 27, 2018

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
once again we are reminded that the true meaning of capitalism is letting other people freeload off your hard work

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Uh oh! Looks somebody didn't take the S.W.E.A.T pledge :smug:



Yeah he lost me on Point 1

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

You were born into the greatest place.

Be so grateful you act live a slave completely negating any advantage you would theoretically get

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The Bloop posted:

You might hvae a problem

oval office is the solution to this world, not the problem

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Former DILF posted:

My suicide note is going to be just a printout of this tweet

I know your just joking but please don't kill you are self

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF posted:

My suicide note is going to be just a printout of this tweet

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzMWumVhV8

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Paladinus posted:


E: or, check this out, buy one letter for a regular animal. G for giraffe.

they're just preparing kids for when all of the other animals are extinct and all that's left are brands

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

spacetoaster posted:

Here's the end of it from my classroom:



Here's another thing (I'm not posting a photo because I'd dox myself), I spent today putting bumper sticker sized stickers on the take home folders.

These were advertisements for corporations that had paid for the advertising space. Geico, commercial real estate companies, some local businesses, and a couple of large corporations.


I asked the principal. Each of the companies that gets advertising space on the kids folders pays 500 bucks.

Would anyone like to buy an ad for somethingawful.com to go on kindergartener's school folders?

The important question that we all want to know though is what's letter Z for?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Zune. It's an old set ok!!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
i tried to write a funny :thunk: post about mike rowe but i just loving hate him and his idiotic boomer poo poo

gently caress him

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Radirot posted:

The important question that we all want to know though is what's letter Z for?

zaxby's.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

pathetic little tramp posted:

I know your just joking but please don't kill you are self

Too late I’m already dead

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
America hasn’t declared war on honest work, they’ve declared it on honest pay.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Schneider Inside Her posted:

America hasn’t declared war on honest work, they’ve declared it on honest pay.

They've been at war with the worker for, like, 200 years or so now.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

i valu communist revolutions
guess i should follow his advice and behave like robspierre

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i guess "doing the scut work" would entail being a sans-culotte

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

"I would rather live in a tent and eat beans than borrow money for a lifestyle I can't afford." A lifestyle that includes living in a home, apparently.

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Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Uh oh! Looks somebody didn't take the S.W.E.A.T pledge :smug:



I don't know what to say without sounding like I'm trying to be edgy. I hate this with every fiber in my being, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen, and I actually wish this condescending sack of poo poo fraud TV host would get murdered.

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