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JacquelineDempsey posted:Not expecting ASF to reply since he's indisposed at the moment, but can someone else tell me what he means by "makes forward hoops"? I think he means somersaults?
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I dunno, I like to imagine it’s forward rolls, my brain thinks it’s somehow even funnier than somersaults
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i think he builds septum rings when he is angry, those are the forward hoops. earrings are the rear hoops. some places can have lower hoops.
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I like to imagine someone spinning around on the floor like they are break dancing and moving forward ever so slowly in the direction they started facing. Kind of like a dog chasing it's own tail.
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What I'm picturing is desperate criminals and mentally ill convicts in Croatia just busting power moves and doing flips and cartwheels to while the day away
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Data Graham posted:What I'm picturing is desperate criminals and mentally ill convicts in Croatia just busting power moves and doing flips and cartwheels to while the day away 
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Data Graham posted:What I'm picturing is desperate criminals and mentally ill convicts in Croatia just busting power moves and doing flips and cartwheels to while the day away Sir, this is the Croatian parliament
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Sep 28, 2018 17:04
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he's obviously shooting hoops
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ASF is too good for this internet god bless you croat drug goon, please don't die from withdrawl
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For the love of God get clean and stay that way. Your liver must look like Swiss cheese by now.
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Dick Trauma posted:For the love of God get clean and stay that way. Your liver must look like Swiss cheese by now. Actually it's probably a hard black lump
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Foie Gras.
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Oct 1, 2018 23:48
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It's not supposed to crunch when you press on it. 
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Oct 2, 2018 00:15
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 I miss Mr FATBEARD. How can we go on without him? This world is so cold and lonely?
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he'll be fine, he's made of steel
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tbh i respect the croatians as described by this thread, they seem to have a pretty good grasp on the general hopelessness of existence
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i only know croatian-australians irl and they're all hilariously mad but i always assumed that was just a statistical anomaly. apparently it wasn't
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He carved CROATIAN into a tree before he went inside
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Data Graham posted:He carved CROATIAN into a tree before he went inside
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Data Graham posted:He carved CROATIAN into a tree before he went inside Boo this person. Booooo! 
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Yo is this guy okay??!
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CherryCola posted:Yo is this guy okay??! No clue, but we should assume the worst. GOON PROJECT: RESCUE SWEETY FAT BEARD ---SUB PROJECT: GO DRINKING WITH SWERY FAT BREAD are there any euro goons near where OP lives? I will donate three pence, a handle of bourbon, and some gum to pay whomever to drive to our dear friend. State your name and where abouts, and I will add you to the wiki I just started. (If it's not clear by the gum, this is a joke please don't dox OP lollerskates *hugs*)
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I used to get worried about op but he'll turn up eventually
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spankmeister posted:I used to get worried about op but he'll turn up eventually
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Yeah also if he's been committed, he's probably in a better place than self-medicating.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Yeah also if he's been committed, he's probably in a better place than self-medicating. It's not like they're going to let him crash hard. I guarantee ASF is on something to bring him down easy... hopefully 
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I'm still here and i'm doing drat fine. It's just that i refuse to post due to extraordinarily lovely nature of my onscreen pseudo-keyboard. And i can't see what i'm typing, making it impossible to craft a good post. I'm going home soon though.
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:I'm still here and i'm doing drat fine. It's just that i refuse to post due to extraordinarily lovely nature of my onscreen pseudo-keyboard. And i can't see what i'm typing, making it impossible to craft a good post. I'm going home soon though. Thanks and God bless
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YAAAAAAY Hvala Bogu
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Glad you are doing well!
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Dick Bastardly posted:It's not like they're going to let him crash hard. I guarantee ASF is on something to bring him down easy... hopefully They totally let me crash the gently caress down, more on that later. I decided to phonepost an update anyway because it's the middle of the night and a certain someone can't sleep, surrounded by a choir of seven snoring, coughing and farting men. But how did i even get here? I was listening to my serbian EI radio fifteen nights ago, and the neighbor lady phoned the pigs at 02:30 am due to a noise complaint. It was personal actually, she somply doesn't like me and iy otherwise irritable since she hasn't seen any action since 1984 olympics, so the cop thing didn't surprise me. I was already asleep when the cops showed up, and being as a stoned dumbass as ever, I invited them into my apt to show them that the lady is lying about noise. The things then went south for me, there was booze and pills everywhere and i was evidently wrecked. I then tripped over a shop fan, fell forwards and banged my head against the radiator. Multiple cuts and a serious concussion, blood everywhere, it was not a pretty sight. The pigs phoned the paramedics who took me to the hospital forCT, jammed a foot-long catether into my dick to piss out all the beer while being hogtied to the table with leather leashes. drat, after verifying that there ain't anything broken on my head, got my forehead patched up and then shipped off to the looney bin for shock therapy detox, meaninng that i spent two days leashed to the bed and flipping the gently caress poo poo hell out. I am now clean, apart from some weird 1950s veterinary meds they're giving me. No more wds for me. The medic tried to get me to shut up by punching me in the ribs (over a pillow so it wouldn't bruise). Niiiiìce. I am now at the open ward, surtounded by extreme snorers. I hsve many stories, will lost more later... 
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Holy gently caress dude, that sounds brutal. But so glad you're alive! Shock therapy sounds like...not a thing you're supposed to use for detox though!?!
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:They totally let me crash the gently caress down, more on that later. I decided to phonepost an update anyway because it's the middle of the night and a certain someone can't sleep, surrounded by a choir of seven snoring, coughing and farting men. Get some sleep when/if you can. Stay strong buddy. Don;t give up.
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CherryCola posted:Holy gently caress dude, that sounds brutal. But so glad you're alive! Shock therapy sounds like...not a thing you're supposed to use for detox though!?! I think ASF means "cold turkey" and is getting idioms confused or something, because yeah literal shock therapy as in when they stick electrodes to you and zap your brain sounds like some barbaric Victorian-era idea of how to detox somebody and I don't think Croatia is THAT bad.
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Crazycryodude posted:I think ASF means "cold turkey" and is getting idioms confused or something, because yeah literal shock therapy as in when they stick electrodes to you and zap your brain sounds like some barbaric Victorian-era idea of how to detox somebody and I don't think Croatia is THAT bad. I think Carrie Fisher used it indirectly to treat her drug problems and swore by it. She suffered from a host of mental issues (all probably stemming from or causing her drug addictions) and claimed it was the only thing keeping her stable. She also died of a drug overdose so your mileage may vary.
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Crazycryodude posted:I think ASF means "cold turkey" Yes and yes. ECT is seriously being used in croatia in tyool 2018.
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https://twitter.com/honkposter/status/1049199032298483718
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woops. forgot you can't edit here. anyway, this reminded me of this thread 
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Yes and yes. ECT is seriously being used in croatia in tyool 2018. It's also being used in the first world. Just tends to the reserved for extreme cases, iirc. Hope you get away from that hellhole soon!
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