|
Krankenstyle posted:Y el combinación: el booeno The good Spanish ghost
|
#
?
Sep 23, 2018 14:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 22, 2024 09:28 |
|
|
Mom in Aldi to her daughter: "wanna open it now?" (some thing of candy) Daughter, inconsolable: "Nooooo I wanna wait until we get home" 
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 16:49
|
|
|
3 year old nephew with a cold: I'm full. You finish my mac and cheese Me: No thanks, buddy. I'll eat what's left in the pot. Nephew: Suit yourself.  Who taught him "suit yourself"?!?
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 18:09
|
|
|
-Hey poopyhead -that hurt my feelings -I know who you are  
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 18:16
|
|
|
It’s always fun when kids use fancy words, especially when they do so correctly. My five year old daughter throws in dashes of that here and there. “I assume dinner will be ready soon?” “Apparently, my shoe is untied, Dada.”
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 18:17
|
|
|
burial posted:It’s always fun when kids use fancy words, especially when they do so correctly. oh my god 
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 18:32
|
|
|
Randaconda posted:oh my god It really is! except I often worry that there’s only one way she could’ve learned to talk like that and I seriously doubt it’s when I do it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 18:52
|
|
|
Hopes Fall posted:3 year old nephew with a cold: I'm full. You finish my mac and cheese burial posted:It’s always fun when kids use fancy words, especially when they do so correctly. Stuff like that they usually pick up from an adult, often a grandparent, in my experience. I used to say stuff like "By my calculations it's time to go get ice cream" when I was like 3 or 4. Confused my mom but then she realized her dad said that kind of thing all the time. No, I did not have an answer for what said calculations were. My sister was annoyed at me because my nephew apparently started mimicking my annoyed sigh. He refuses to call a diamond shape a diamond and will only call it a rhombus, not exactly sure where he heard rhombus but my grandpa is a suspect.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 19:50
|
|
|
burial posted:It’s always fun when kids use fancy words, especially when they do so correctly. Apparently...
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 19:55
|
|
|
Brightman posted:Stuff like that they usually pick up from an adult, often a grandparent, in my experience. Yeah, it’s a combination of me and her maternal grandfather. She gets a double whammy of useless english major and almost completely detached electrician/physicist, respectively. This is going to turn out great.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 20:43
|
|
|
burial posted:It’s always fun when kids use fancy words, especially when they do so correctly. I used to say "actually" a lot when I was 3, to my mother's great amusement.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 20:51
|
|
|
Bertrand Hustle posted:I used to say "actually" a lot when I was 3, to my mother's great amusement. Presumably on or about April 29 2007
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 20:55
|
|
|
Yeah, I think I somehow taught my 2.5yo "actually" recently... Me: "Hey, we need to put on pants"  "Actually, it's nakies time"Me: "Those are mommy's shoes" "Actually, they're Daddy's shoes!"(They were not)
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 21:40
|
|
|
All of my godchildren have had an "actually" phase, and it makes me want to buy them tiny fedoras.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 21:52
|
|
|
I think it’s OK as long as they aren’t saying “well” first and lingering after the “actually” as though they’re about to put you in your place.
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 22:12
|
|
|
I used to babysit a kid who'd draw it out. "Weeeeell....aaactuallyyyyy...."
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 22:28
|
|
|
omg yes, my youngest nephew definitely had an "actually" phase (or in Danish faktisk ~ in fact) if you can call it a phase when it started like 3 years ago and hasn't stopped yet. Though it's pretty fun to trick him into saying things like "actually I do not like ice cream" or "I am actually old enough to go to bed on my own"
|
|
#
?
Sep 28, 2018 23:52
|
|
|
Self-portrait with a direct quote: "this is how my eyes look when I'm shy"
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2018 06:54
|
|
|
Got my nephews some Star Wars Lego from a con recently, along with a few dinosaurs and a shark. Grand Admiral Thrawn got shortened to Uncle Thrawn.
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2018 20:03
|
|
|
Overheard at the mall Little girl walking into a Toys R Us covered in Halloween decorations: Mama look it's mysterious. Mama it's mysterious! It's mysterious, mama! Mama...
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2018 22:31
|
|
|
FreudianSlippers posted:Overheard at the mall that's way 2spooky.....toys r us went out of business
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2018 22:41
|
|
|
My niece (11 y/o) recently came running into her mother's room, crying and panicked, and when her mother asked what was wrong, she said: "I'm so late, I only just woke up, I'll never get ready for school on time, I'm gonna be in so much trouble!" "Dear, it's Saturday."
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 10:31
|
|
|
last night, my one-and-a-half year old daughter woke up at like 2am and so we brought her into bed with us and we fell back asleep. I managed to stay asleep, but the baby crawled over to my wife, woke her up, then smacked her diaper over and over and and gleefully chanted "BUTT! BUTT! BUTT!" in her face 
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 19:53
|
|
|
U-DO Burger posted:last night, my one-and-a-half year old daughter woke up at like 2am and so we brought her into bed with us and we fell back asleep. I managed to stay asleep, but the baby crawled over to my wife, woke her up, then smacked her diaper over and over and and gleefully chanted "BUTT! BUTT! BUTT!" in her face
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 20:11
|
|
|
U-DO Burger posted:last night, my one-and-a-half year old daughter woke up at like 2am and so we brought her into bed with us and we fell back asleep. I managed to stay asleep, but the baby crawled over to my wife, woke her up, then smacked her diaper over and over and and gleefully chanted "BUTT! BUTT! BUTT!" in her face Ahaha. Kids really have a thing about a butts, don’t they? Two out of my three kids LOVED getting out of the tub and trying to put their naked asses on people. The thrill was palpable. I guess what I’m saying is have tons of fun with that phase, should it eventually strike.
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 21:03
|
|
|
burial posted:Ahaha. Kids really have a thing about a butts, don’t they? Two out of my three kids LOVED getting out of the tub and trying to put their naked asses on people. The thrill was palpable. butts are inherently funny 
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 21:07
|
|
|
I never said they weren’t!
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 21:08
|
|
|
burial posted:Ahaha. Kids really have a thing about a butts, don’t they? Two out of my three kids LOVED getting out of the tub and trying to put their naked asses on people. The thrill was palpable. my two other kids are like this. My son (age 4) and daughter (age 6) will get out of the bath and then ram their butts into each other screaming "BACKWARDS BUTT!!!!!" and then fall over laughing a week or two ago when I was playing Dragon Quest XI, this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf92PCbNNRI&t=86s they were so happy to see their backwards butt game validated
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 21:28
|
|
|
Everyone in that video had pants on. I don’t think it would’ve satisfied my children.
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 21:32
|
|
|
Butts are hilarious. Tbh like 90% of my popularity as a teacher probably stems from me saying "butt" freely.
|
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2018 22:00
|
|
|
who told this kid the goon joose story https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1052519113954873350
|
|
#
?
Oct 17, 2018 12:22
|
|
|
I asked my 6-year-old a question at dinner: "So how was karate today?" "It was good. Now when people make me angry I can attack them." "Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I am pretty sure that's exactly what your teacher said NOT to d-" *stands up on her chair* "KAAA-MEEEE-HAAAA-MEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" she used proper hand gestures and everything
|
|
#
?
Oct 22, 2018 19:41
|
|
|
U-DO Burger posted:I asked my 6-year-old a question at dinner: oh my god
|
|
#
?
Oct 22, 2018 20:49
|
|
|
Beer_Suitcase posted:Nova: Hay Dad I have a secret 
|
|
#
?
Oct 24, 2018 03:25
|
|
|
6 y.o. to 4 y.o.: Let's discuss the phases of the moon 4 y.o. to 6 y.o.: Well, I'm not sure what a phase is but sir isaac newton has two to three different laws about every type of ball
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2018 03:54
|
|
|
My nephew wrote a fairy tale: There was a castle, and a dragon who lived on to of the castle, and a village, and everyone in the village was really scared of the dragon, so no one lived in the castle because they were scared of the dragon, and the castle started to fall down because the dragon was so scary! Then there was a hero, and the hero wasn't scared, so he walked all the way from the village to the castle, and he saw the big dragon, and then the hero says "Hello, dragon! Do you need help getting down from the roof of the castle?" And the dragon said "Yes, please!" And the were friends for ever.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2018 12:06
|
|
|
You should have asked him how he helped the dragon down.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2018 19:32
|
|
|
karate
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2018 23:34
|
|
|
Beachcomber posted:You should have asked him how he helped the dragon down. What I wanted to know was how the dragon got up there in the first place.
|
|
#
?
Oct 27, 2018 10:33
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 22, 2024 09:28 |
|
|
karate, for sure
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 04:03
|
|
