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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Former DILF posted:

The video is loving wild

this is genuinely distressing on so many levels what the hell is happening

# ? Sep 30, 2018 04:46

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:06

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Wow she's gone full Amanda Bynes. Possibly even beyond Bynes. Attempted kidnapping's probably worse than attempted arson, right?

# ? Sep 30, 2018 06:49

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Arson's definitely cooler

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:28

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Gum posted:

Arson's definitely cooler

Hotter, you mean.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:31

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

Gum posted:

Arson's definitely cooler

What hosed up kind of fire have you been using?!

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

madeintaipei posted:

What hosed up kind of fire have you been using?!

https://www.thoughtco.com/make-fireballs-you-can-old-607498

# ? Sep 30, 2018 08:02

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Knormal posted:

Wow she's gone full Amanda Bynes. Possibly even beyond Bynes. Attempted kidnapping's probably worse than attempted arson, right?

It's a matter of degree.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 13:39

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I resisted watching the video when I first heard about it because I knew how cringeworthy it would be but that was just straight up a drunk with a 60-year old's smoking voice trying to grab a child away from their parents. That's like bottom of the barrel celebrity caught on camera poo poo except filmed by themselves

# ? Sep 30, 2018 15:07

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I resisted watching the video when I first heard about it because I knew how cringeworthy it would be but that was just straight up a drunk with a 60-year old's smoking voice trying to grab a child away from their parents. That's like bottom of the barrel celebrity caught on camera poo poo except filmed by themselves

Dr Girlfriend has fallen on hard times.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 15:16

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2010/mar/05/footnotes-life-michael-foot posted:

By a sad coincidence, last week I said that the headline "Foot heads arms body" was probably apocryphal. Not at all. I have since heard from Martyn Cornell, who was a subeditor on the Times around 1986.

He had to handle a story about Michael Foot being put in charge of a committee to look at nuclear disarmament in Europe, or something similar. The headline was to be in largish type, but across a single column � always a problem for subs.

"I certainly wasn't going to get 'nuclear' or 'disarmament' or 'committee' to fit, so after a struggle I decided on 'Foot chairs arms body', then thought 'Foot heads arms body' would at least give a laugh to the revise sub. To my astonishment, the headline was printed, and a legend was born �"

Andrew Kyle remembers a vogue for making longer and longer headlines from the same base. "Assuming Foot had become PM, and had discovered that his defence secretary had approved the bullying tactics of the National Front, the headline could have been 'Foot knows arms body head backs Front muscle'."

# ? Sep 30, 2018 19:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1046215780692570114

# ? Oct 1, 2018 20:53

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

"Extreme Witchcraft" would be a pretty cool title for a Beyonc� album.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:08

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Extreme Witchcraft" would be a pretty cool title for a Beyonc� album.

I'm picturing the "FEMINIST" performance but with that on the wall instead.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:11

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Extreme Witchcraft" would be a pretty cool title for a Beyoncé album.

Extreme Witchcraft could be a feminist black metal album.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:18

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/DavidAstinWalsh/status/1046901683064901633

# ? Oct 2, 2018 13:48

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Extreme Witchcraft could be a feminist black metal album.

Ok, I need this in my life.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 15:16

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Aside from the sexual assault thing Brett Kavanaugh sounds cool as hell if these stories are true

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:15

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Phlegmish posted:

Aside from the sexual assault thing Brett Kavanaugh sounds cool as hell if these stories are true

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:34

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I prefer hanging out with people who don't start drunken fights.
Too high a risk of getting caught up in something I do not consent to.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:06

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1047186482526662661

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:12

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

He's like a Trainspotting character feel like he'd really shake things up

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:31

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1047170904088825856

# ? Oct 2, 2018 21:53

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1047186482526662661

# ? Oct 2, 2018 22:28

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Operation Arse: the secret Tory plot to keep Boris Johnson out of No 10

# ? Oct 3, 2018 00:42

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Ok, I need this in my life.

There is Neckbeard Deathcamp, which has an album called White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers and solo project Okaat by goon Lifeglug: Bandcamp and SoundCloud. Described as "queer antifascist black metal". Did I mention it's made by a goon?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 00:54

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wouldn't be shocked if this was a goon.

https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:10

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Cross-posting from IoSM, because the headline is :psyduck:

in itself:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/1047174383935127552

You might think that my issue is with a news station needlessly putting someone's immigration status in the headline. And yes, that's bad. But the IoSM is in the filtered replies:

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:50

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1046215780692570114

Jay-Z's response: "I got ninety-nine problems but a witch ain't one".

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I first read that headline as �Police: (Woman in the country) (illegally destroys property)�

Like, �this woman was in the countryside, committing acts of vandalism�.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:54

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

I first read that headline as �Police: (Woman in the country) (illegally destroys property)�

Like, �this woman was in the countryside, committing acts of vandalism�.

Exactly.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:58

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Cross-posting from IoSM, because the headline is in itself:

LOL @ the one Trump supporter being drowned out by all the thirst.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:07

Solvalou: Aug 31, 2001

Nvm

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:08

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

�Woman in the Country� makes me think of an east European singer making a country album and barely translating the vibe they wanted for the album title. I imagine her name is something like �The Sweet Honey� And she�s wearing an acid washed denim jacket with a picture of a coyote with 3 legs stenciled on the back

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:14

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

�Woman in the Country� makes me think of an east European singer making a country album and barely translating the vibe they wanted for the album title. I imagine her name is something like �The Sweet Honey� And she�s wearing an acid washed denim jacket with a picture of a coyote with 3 legs stenciled on the back

I told my Dad not to let anyone look at my SPECIAL MUSIC COLLECTION!

# ? Oct 3, 2018 03:19

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Aesop Poprock posted:

“Woman in the Country” makes me think of an east European singer making a country album and barely translating the vibe they wanted for the album title. I imagine her name is something like “The Sweet Honey” And she’s wearing an acid washed denim jacket with a picture of a coyote with 3 legs stenciled on the back

I was thinking it was more of a Freeman on the Land thing, but for horse girls.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 05:21