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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's foolish, but it's explicable. He's trying to impress Danes but he's a Saxon and they don't trust him, so he over compensates.

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

bewbies posted:

As an appropriate representation of Canada it is a mix of new and very, very succinct (brigade groups just have a number and nothing else, ie, "37 Brigade Group") and most profoundly British. For example in Afghanistan I worked with "Princess Louises' Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders of Canada Regiment"

Also a bunch of them are in French, not sure why

Some units in the Canadian Army are historically French-Canadian. Given that French Canada is still a large percentage of the total population, it'd make sense if post war more of these units were founded. Other units have long histories or traditions, British style. There are RCAF units with crests like the RCMP and Latin mottoes.

JcDent posted:

So out of 700,000 men in the army mentioned in the book, 70,000 became casualties. That doesn't sound too much in a World War and for a country of 11 million... So how come there was a shortage?

E: Well, I understand the whole teeth: tail thing, and that they also had a Navy and an Air Force to take care of, but it seems like everyone started running out of people fast in WWII.

All sorts of hosed up, in short

Canada had a very high percentage of participation in the armed forces in WW2, but it was the only western nation that didn't have the draft. In the First World War, the draft caused large political tensions, mostly because the English speaking Canadian Army were a bunch of dicks to drafted French Canadians. If you consider the language and culture divide - the Canadian Army was English and protestant, the French Canadians spoke french and were Catholic - then you can see how this would be a problem, especially as only one side had all the power. So the eventual imposition of conscription was controversial and caused a riot or two in Quebec. From a political perspective, it caused the Conservatives to be shut out of French Canada for like 50 years - not small beer considering what a large minority they are.

WW2 saw these issues grow again, though this time, the government and Quebec had different concerns. In Quebec, the war was almost universally opposed: fighting on Britain's side was seen as a plot to get French Canadians to fight for British Empire; there was also some anti-semitism around that made some in Quebec sympathetic to Vichy France. The PM at the time, King, was terrified - of having the Liberal party locked out of French Canadian ridings, so he created a draft in 1940 with the explicit rule that men drafted could only be used for "continental defense" - IE they couldn't be shipped overseas. This lead to the creation of 'zombie' divisions, which guarded the BC and Atlantic Canadian coasts from Axis invasion. I think these were mixed with 'national service' jobs and conscious objectors, but they were also explicitly army divisions. These divisions must have been a special sort of hell: in addition to being useless, the men overseeing them considered their real job to get as many zombies to volunteer for overseas service as possible. A zombie division was deployed once: to the Aleutian Islands, as it was technically North America. There, the zombies immediately engaged the Canadian Government, fighting a protracted battle to get themselves recognized as "serving overseas" so their wages would be exempt from tax. In 1944, the Italian Campaign and the Normandy invasions produced heavy attrition for the Canadian Army; the pressure was on to start deploying zombie divisions overseas. This produced the Conscription crisis of 1944, which the government got out out of by footdragging action, and then sending some zombie units overseas. In the Pacific, it was similar, with one of Canada's cruisers in the summer of 1945, HMS Uganda, basically going on strike as they were down for fighting Germans, but not the Japanese. HMS Uganda was sent home, and everybody was distracted from this by the atomic bombings and the end of the Pacific War.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

zoux posted:

He's foolish, but it's explicable. He's trying to impress Danes but he's a Saxon and they don't trust him, so he over compensates.

That was the show that didnt understand there was actually law in the middle ages, right?

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Cornwall is an okay writer but he knows exactly one story and he's written it over and over and over again.

Also the irony of the series that made him (Sharpe) is that he writes over and over again the same line about British infantry being good because they could do 3-4 volleys a minute and it's totally wrong and not at all an accurate description of how the British army fought.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I do like that the Canadian army apparently has frigging voltigeurs like it's Napoleonic France -

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Voltigeurs_de_Qu%E9bec

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jobbo_Fett posted:

So I've been reading a book on booby traps and holy poo poo, there's nothing that has given me a better appreciation for the work combat engineers do. :stonk:

Pisspiggrandad (aka the twitter leftist who volunteered for the YPG) said in an interview that the Kurds in Syria have entire units of women whose job it was to disarm ISIS mines & other booby traps. His assessment was something like "that looked like it loving sucked, bro".

Alchenar posted:

Also the irony of the series that made him (Sharpe) is that he writes over and over again the same line about British infantry being good because they could do 3-4 volleys a minute and it's totally wrong and not at all an accurate description of how the British army fought.

Isn't he writing about riflemen anyway, who could never fire that fast because the Minie ball hadn't been invented yet?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Did you watch The Last Kingdom? It's all on Netflix.

I did and recalled enjoying it but to be honest it is kind of getting mixed up with Vikings in my head

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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MikeCrotch posted:

Pisspiggrandad (aka the twitter leftist who volunteered for the YPG) said in an interview that the Kurds in Syria have entire units of women whose job it was to disarm ISIS mines & other booby traps. His assessment was something like "that looked like it loving sucked, bro".


Isn't he writing about riflemen anyway, who could never fire that fast because the Minie ball hadn't been invented yet?

He's fairly accurate about the Baker being slow to load. Throughout most of the Peninsular books Sharpe has a mixed light company with a small detachment of rifles and mostly muskets. The prequel India books are all smoothbore.

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Apr 12, 2010



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feedmegin posted:

I do like that the Canadian army apparently has frigging voltigeurs like it's Napoleonic France -

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Voltigeurs_de_Qu%E9bec

tight

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Alchenar posted:

Cornwall is an okay writer but he knows exactly one story and he's written it over and over and over again.

Also the irony of the series that made him (Sharpe) is that he writes over and over again the same line about British infantry being good because they could do 3-4 volleys a minute and it's totally wrong and not at all an accurate description of how the British army fought.

If the show is representative that's only really a thing in one episode where an arsehole General tells Sharpe's gang to get with the regular infantry, and it seems ambiguous whether Sharpe is teaching the raw recruits that stuff (with a French assault imminent) because it's generally helpful or whether it boosts the men's confidence to tell them that they just need to do a thing quickly and they will be okay.

quote:

You don't see a battle. You *hear* it. Black powder blasting by the ton on all sides. Black smoke blinding you and choking you and making you vomit. Then the French come out of the smoke - not in a line, but in a column. And they march towards our thin line, kettledrums hammering like hell and a golden eagle blazing overhead. They march slowly, and it takes them a long time to reach you, and you can't see them in smoke. But you can hear the drums. They march out of the smoke, and you fire a volley. And the front rank of the column falls, and the next rank steps over them, with drums hammering, and the column smashes your line like a hammer breaking glass... and Napoleon has won another battle. But if you don't run - if you stand until you can smell the garlic, and fire volley after volley, three rounds a minute - then they slow down. They stop. And then they run away. All you've got to do is stand, and fire three rounds a minute. Now, you and I know you can fire three rounds a minute. But can you stand?

(The column stuff is wrong though :v:)

Fangz fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 2, 2018

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Fangz posted:

If the show is representative that's only really a thing in one episode where an arsehole General tells Sharpe's gang to get with the regular infantry, and it seems ambiguous whether Sharpe is teaching the raw recruits that stuff (with a French assault imminent) because it's generally helpful or whether it boosts the men's confidence to tell them that they just need to do a thing quickly and they will be okay.

It's Cornwall. He can be very repetitive in his prose. I can only read 'wyrd bith ful araed' so many times tbqh

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I imagine the speech being 'men the British soldier can fire off a volley a minute in calm quiet drill conditions but you'll only manage one off before shooting your ramrod then dying' would have been a bit of lovely speech too.

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

Epicurius posted:

That was the show that didnt understand there was actually law in the middle ages, right?

Every time the main character gets in trouble he is dragged directly in front of the king who listens to both sides and then punishes him. One time he gets a trial by combat as a favor and once he just has to publicly crawl through the town on his knees and say he's sorry. Can't remember if that's how the book handled it or if it was just a show thing.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OctaviusBeaver posted:

Every time the main character gets in trouble he is dragged directly in front of the king who listens to both sides and then punishes him. One time he gets a trial by combat as a favor and once he just has to publicly crawl through the town on his knees and say he's sorry. Can't remember if that's how the book handled it or if it was just a show thing.

To be fair there is a reason 'the king's advisors' and 'that place with a judge in it' are both called courts. The king is also the mediaeval equivalent of the Supreme Court.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Tias posted:

Tell us about hard to remove traps

or better, rear end in a top hat surprise traps!

Its like.. the entire book is about crazy traps from WW1 to Vietnam (I think). There's a bunch of stuff I know, and a bunch of stuff covered in my explosives blog, but some of the ways they were used are just cold.

Once I'm done reading it ill prob give it a second flipping through and pick out all the various things.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OctaviusBeaver posted:

Every time the main character gets in trouble he is dragged directly in front of the king who listens to both sides and then punishes him. One time he gets a trial by combat as a favor and once he just has to publicly crawl through the town on his knees and say he's sorry. Can't remember if that's how the book handled it or if it was just a show thing.

It is, though Alfred comes across a lot sterner than the books. Uhtred also comes across worse, the framing device is that Uhtredis now an elderly Christian monk writing his memoirs (also the framing device in the Warlord Trilogy 🤔), so he can editorialize about how stubborn and immature he was, which you don't get in the TV show.

Alfred obviously earned his “the Great” but what's the history behind other people with that sobriquet? Were most of them conferred relatively contemporaneously or many years later? Are there many known as The Great who probably don't deserve it?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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Bhumibol is probably not deserving

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

is it young Uhtred because he is a loving idiot knob in the books

Idiots make for good characters in historical/fantasy/science fiction because when they get explanations about poo poo the reader gets them too.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Jobbo_Fett posted:

Its like.. the entire book is about crazy traps from WW1 to Vietnam (I think). There's a bunch of stuff I know, and a bunch of stuff covered in my explosives blog, but some of the ways they were used are just cold.

Once I'm done reading it ill prob give it a second flipping through and pick out all the various things.

You can't post about a book and not post the author and title! :cmon:

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

:gifttank::yosbutt:

drat. And the back story:

This young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission has just jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot who was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul. Since Japanese coastal defense guns were firing at the plane while it was in the water during take-off, this brave young man, after rescuing the pilot, manned his position as machine gunner without taking time to put on his clothes. A hero photographed right after he’d completed his heroic act. Naked.

Photo taken by Horace Bristol (1908-1997). In 1941, Bristol was recruited to the U.S. Naval Aviation Photographic Unit, as one of six photographers under the command of Captain Edward J. Steichen, documenting World War II in places such as South Africa, and Japan. He ended up being on the plane the gunner was serving on, which was used to rescue people from Rabaul Bay (New Britain Island, Papua New Guinea), when this occurred. In an article from a December 2002 issue of B&W magazine he remembers:

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I mean the Last Kingdom is pretty early middle ages though right? like the late 800's?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Pontius Pilate posted:

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

Horace Bristol posted:

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Pontius Pilate posted:

:gifttank::yosbutt:

drat. And the back story:


Is this thread going to get another six pages of early modern soldiers with bubble butts again. Because I am... not entirely opposed.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

OctaviusBeaver posted:

Every time the main character gets in trouble he is dragged directly in front of the king who listens to both sides and then punishes him. One time he gets a trial by combat as a favor and once he just has to publicly crawl through the town on his knees and say he's sorry. Can't remember if that's how the book handled it or if it was just a show thing.

Isnt there some lawsuit where a bishop sues somebody over a failure to pay a pledged tithe and it goes to the Bishop's Court?

Ah, found it. Here's historian/blogger Dr. Andrew Larsen on the weird portrayal of law in the TV series.

https://aelarsen.wordpress.com/2017/10/08/the-land-kingdom-the-law-the-church-and-marriage/

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Tias posted:

Tell us about hard to remove traps

or better, rear end in a top hat surprise traps!

The classic one is capsaicin inside a sandwich labelled clearly with your name on it in the breakroom fridge.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Don't forget about the DIY Indiana Jones boulder scene and the ol' spicy wheelchair:

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/10/fbi_agent_shot_by_booby-trappe.html posted:

They slipped by the minivan outfitted with the spring-loaded jaws of animal snares and avoided a circular hot tub turned on its side and designed to roll over trespassers who triggered a tripwire — something reminiscent of "a scene from the movie 'Indiana Jones.'"

But the FBI special agent and three state police bomb technicians never made it past the empty wheelchair inside the manufactured home they entered on the southern Oregon property, court records say.

With the slightest push, the wheelchair opened fire.

"I'm hit!" the federal agent yelled as blood gushed from his leg, according to a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Medford.

The law enforcement officers had responded to the home in Williams, a town of 2,200 people in Josephine County, on Sept. 7 at the request of a real estate lawyer tasked with selling off the property, court records show.

They soon discovered elaborate booby traps sprinkled throughout the 15-acre spread off Dreamhill Drive, the complaint alleges.

Spike strips at the bottom of the driveway. A rat trap rigged to fire a shotgun round when some someone tried to open the door to a detached garage.

Authorities say the makeshift weapons were the handiwork of former owner Gregory Lee Rodvelt, 67, who was forced to forfeit his property as part of an elder abuse case brought against him.

In 2016, Rodvelt's then 90-year-old mother and her guardian filed a civil lawsuit in Josephine County, which resulted in a $2.1 million judgment, against the son, court records show.

Though an armed standoff outside Phoenix landed him in jail last year, Arizona officials released Rodvelt from custody for two weeks in mid-August so he could tie up loose ends and prepare to turn over his property, according to the federal complaint.

Joseph Charter, the estate's acting receiver, contacted authorities on Aug. 29 when he discovered a sign posted on Rodvelt's property that claimed it was now "protected with improvised devices," according to court records.

Ten days later, the FBI agent and state bomb technicians set out to dismantle the property's assorted booby traps, including the hot tub that had been placed at the top of a hill near a gate by the entrance of the home.

"Upon closer examination, the technicians discovered that the spa was rigged in such a manner that when the gate was opened it would activate a mechanical trigger that would cause the spa to roll towards the person at the gate," the complaint reads.

"[It was] much like a scene from the movie 'Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark' in which actor Harrison Ford is forced to outrun a giant stone boulder that he inadvertently triggered by a booby trap switch."

After slipping by the hot tub, the bomb squad and FBI agent approached the property's manufactured home and blasted open its fortified front door, the complaint says.

Inside the home, court records show, they discovered in the hallway a wheelchair that, unbeknownst to them, was outfitted with a fishing line, shotgun ammunition and other items.

Somehow, the wheelchair got pushed and triggered the explosion that wounded the agent.

The agent was rushed to a hospital in Grants Pass, about 15 miles away. An X-ray found a .410-gauge shotgun pellet in the agent's left leg below the knee.

Rodvelt was questioned by authorities back in Arizona and eventually charged. He faces one felony count of assault on a federal officer.

Records show Rodvelt faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, resisting arrest and failure to mark explosives in connection to his arrest stemming from the 2017 standoff.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

feedmegin posted:

Well yes because everyone knows the Germans were masters of precision and order while Russians are basically orcs, right :rolleye:

Za rodina! WAAAGH! :orks101:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

sullat posted:

The classic one is capsaicin inside a sandwich labelled clearly with your name on it in the breakroom fridge.

but capsacin is delicious...

Tias
May 25, 2008

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I think one of the worst traps for the 'ick' factor were Viet Cong tunnels containing a container loosely sealed with a kapok cork, so when you brushed against it, it released a pissed off and extremely poisonous snake (possibly a green krait!) :gonk:

JcDent posted:

Za rodina! WAAAGH! :orks101:

When you think about it, a jihadi army is basically just WAAAGH! ALLAH, right! Right?

I'll see myself out.

HEY GUNS posted:

but capsacin is delicious...

Having had my share of cop pepper spray, I gotta say the taste is.. Incapacitating

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bewbies posted:

Also a bunch of them are in French, not sure why

Quebec.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
There was some post within the last few months about the Japanese defenders at manila bay (?) I think who had guys with machineguns in the exposed portions of sunk ships (maybe intentionally as blockships, IDK). I'm trying to figure out the context of the whole thing cuz it recently just popped in my head again.

e: oh god, I think I know what it might be.

e2: (even bigger) oh god, I was right. Crisis averted

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Oct 3, 2018

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys

Tias posted:


When you think about it, a jihadi army is basically just WAAAGH! ALLAH, right! Right?

I'll see myself out.


More for the improvised combat vehicles and homemade rocket artillery than anything else.

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

I'm going to Washington DC for business. What cool milhist stuff should I check out?

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Geisladisk posted:

I'm going to Washington DC for business. What cool milhist stuff should I check out?

I really liked the international spy museum when I went. A nicely put together and engaging set of exhibits about the development of espionage. Admittedly this is getting on for a decade ago when I went but it still looks to be well reviewed.

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Apr 12, 2010



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Polyakov posted:

I really liked the international spy museum when I went. A nicely put together and engaging set of exhibits about the development of espionage. Admittedly this is getting on for a decade ago when I went but it still looks to be well reviewed.

that poo poo costs money and everything else other than the newseum is free

air and space both the downtown and Udvar Hazy. the national building museum is kind of cool because it's in the building where they kept all the records (for pension purposes) of Civil War Vets. There are some beautiful friezes representing scenes from the war, and the history and logistics of early mass record keeping is pretty interesting.

you're not far from lots of battlefields in particular Manassas (kind of overrun by suburbs) and Antietam, if you have a car.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

you're not far from lots of battlefields in particular Manassas

I believe you mean Bull Run.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I believe you mean Bull Run.

i actually hate the Union method of naming battles after terrain features

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Geisladisk posted:

I'm going to Washington DC for business. What cool milhist stuff should I check out?

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Cyrano4747 posted:

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This is a very correct opinion.

Seriously, it's an excellent museum of aviation.

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

feedmegin posted:

You...have heard of Quebec, right? :shobon:


Nebakenezzer posted:

Some units in the Canadian Army are historically French-Canadian.

good god people it was a loving joke, i've played hockey my whole life for christs sake

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