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cock hero flux posted:so you're saying pedophiles would no longer exist if the government provided them with one of those 55 gallon drums of lube every month? 40 gallons and a mule.
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cock hero flux posted:so you're saying pedophiles would no longer exist if the government provided them with one of those 55 gallon drums of lube every month? Yes. But the trick is to seal the pedophiles in the drums.
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I've gotten some requests to put a stop to pedochat, so try not to descend into any serious derails, TIA.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:40 |
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Kitfox88 posted:I just don't get how you can be so hosed up you think sticking your dick in an unwilling human of any sort is a better idea than buying a bigass tub of lube, unless maybe you don't have hands in which case that sucks but there's probably machines out there for those sorts of cases. Because admitting you're an unfuckable human being and changing for the better is a lot harder than whinging on a subreddit about being a nice guy, women only going for "Chads", and how 14 is old enough to consent in Japan. Do you really want to understand that? I wish I didn't.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 03:55 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yes. But the trick is to seal the pedophiles in the drums. any that escaped would be incredibly difficult to grab, though, and likely would learn to travel quickly via sliding around at maximum speed do you want your children to have to worry about unstoppable pedophiles penguin-sliding at them at mach 1?
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slash stab posted:I've gotten some requests to put a stop to pedochat, so try not to descend into any serious derails, TIA. May I please occasionally mention how DeepSpace9 is a decent show with some genuinely funny moments?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yes. But the trick is to seal the pedophiles in the drums. This is the origin of a monster of the week from xfiles. cock hero flux posted:any that escaped would be incredibly difficult to grab, though, and likely would learn to travel quickly via sliding around at maximum speed aaaaaaand there we go.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:52 |
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cock hero flux posted:any that escaped would be incredibly difficult to grab, though, and likely would learn to travel quickly via sliding around at maximum speed finally, space station 13 cosplay
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 05:49 |
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MrYenko posted:The internet is merely the latest in a long line of enormous mistakes that began with cellular mitosis.
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Quote-Unquote posted:lol, I like tabletop RPGs and have been a GM for years and I gotta ask: who cares if something is 'too powerful'? As a player, just don't use it or restrict yourself from certain abilities. As a GM, it's your game so you can stop players doing whatever you like and if they're not willing to go along with it then they can gently caress off. It's supposed to be an imaginative story-telling game you play together, the actual stats and rules are just there as a base for you to simulate scenarios. Most rulebooks I've read openly go "yeah just ignore the rules whenever that seems like it'd make things more fun" Arrhythmia posted:Even though they can disappear you from the site, mods aren't wizards and this isn't even close to mod feedback.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:15 |
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I've heard you become a wizard if you remain a virgin into your thirties.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:26 |
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a grand wizard, perhaps
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Paladinus posted:I've heard you become a wizard if you remain a virgin into your thirties.
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I knew it was worth it!
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:34 |
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Jabor posted:a grand wizard, perhaps
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:43 |
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This thread sucks now. Post more quotes.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 17:19 |
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Bad graph/chart threadMamkute posted:I'm the autism spectrum as an ideological position Count Roland posted:I suspect we all are, in this thread.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 17:37 |
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O. Henry O-Face posted:This thread sucks now. Post more quotes. it has always sucked
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O. Henry O-Face posted:This thread sucks now. Post more quotes. Thanks for the insight, chief.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 21:31 |
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Sorry to interrupt your beloved star trek pedarist chat, Spanish NAMBLA.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 21:37 |
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ÑAMbLA, assuredly.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 21:47 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:ÑAMbLA, assuredly. Old timey Mexican-Chicagoan mobster: ¿Nyeambla, sííí?
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The "melted wax guy" has a name. It's Clayton Endicott III. I just want you to know that I appreciate this post, and I appreciate you.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I just want you to know that I appreciate this post, and I appreciate you. It's nice to be appreciated, and now that I'm thinking about it, that creepy chef on the worst Star Trek show was Pete Downey.
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Bluedeanie posted:Sorry to interrupt your beloved star trek pedarist chat, Spanish NAMBLA. No, it's called "El NAMBLA," which is Spanish for... the NAMBLA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhdDeWNvvTI
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:20 |
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Baronjutter posted:If you're married and not having much more and better sex than when you were still on the dating and hook up scene then you hosed up bad. Best Bi Geek Squid posted:it's great that you and your mistress have a good sex life but we re talking about spouses here
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 03:05 |
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Pull up, threadHot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm glad that my job literally has a person in the room taking down everything I say and reducing it to written record. That really limits the bad things I say. Ur Getting Fatter posted:"If the court recorder could please read back the transcript for the defense's last statement."
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:21 |
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No context.Guy Goodbody posted:
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 17:20 |
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Moon Slayer posted:No context. Guy's rants are as unfunny as his posts in the Funny Pics thread.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 18:46 |
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cumshitter posted:how much does it cost to publish a study in a dodgy journal? i want to submit one that begins with "Hypothesis: I am gay" and ends with "Conclusion: I am gay" aware of dog posted:Poor form. it should be: cumshitter posted:im not an academia person i have a REAL JOB what is the academic cadence for saying, "I conducted this study by sucking a lot of dick and doing lots of butt stuff" Grimoire posted:DOD grant
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 18:46 |
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null_pointer posted:Guy's rants are as unfunny as his posts in the Funny Pics thread. Truth
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 19:10 |
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I'll still take either one over another page and a half of pedochat
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 19:14 |
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What about a Guy rant on pedo trekkies?
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hawowanlawow posted:you dorks don't know poo poo The Bloop posted:Well, introduce yourself
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 21:56 |
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Ok this is pretty great.
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Like I'm not even in research and I know how much of a pain in the rear end dealing with the DOD is when they fund research.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 02:24 |
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Morphix posted:
The Glumslinger posted:Yeah, he loves being publicly owned
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Chrpno posted:I shared a flat with a fella for about three years, during which time I was doing a fierce bit of farting and wet making GBS threads, mostly due to the amount of Diet Coke I was drinking. Because his room was very close to the bathroom, though, and the doors in the place were so thin, I always had to wait till I heard him playing music or something before I dared go to the loo, for fear of the brapps that were in me, and the sound of the cacking itself, which as I say, at that time, was like the sound of somebody emptying bagfuls of marbles onto a car bonnet. Posted without context in a thread about the definition of the legal term nolo contendere
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Tendai posted:a blessed kingdom Zil posted:Its pooping in that castle isn't it? Linux Pirate posted:He is peeing.
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