|
Lacroix tastes like someone whispered “citrus” whilst the cans were in the next storage room over.
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 23:23 |
|
|
the first time I drank sparkling water I assumed it'd be like 7up instead of the reality of it feeling like I was tasting my own tongue die
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:08
|
|
|
Bubbly water tastes different when there isn't the equivalent of a cadbury's eggs worth of sugar in it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:10
|
|
|
TinTower posted:Lacroix tastes like someone whispered “citrus” whilst the cans were in the next storage room over. At least you slightly changed the wording of the joke.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:10
|
|
|
Mak0rz posted:There wasn't even anything wrong with it. "Get it seen too" wouldn't even make sense.  e:fb
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:13
|
|
|
im actually more upset that i internalized their name like it would be said in french, because imagine that, they spelled it like it was loving french
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:18
|
|
|
LaCroix tastes like rear end and costs like 3x as much as store brand club soda. Get the store brand and put a couple drops of lemon/lime concentrate in it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:31
|
|
|
LaCroix is for people who desperately want to pretend they're New York hipsters, most of whom have never actually been to New York
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:37
|
|
|
Skwirl posted:Bubbly water tastes different when there isn't the equivalent of a cadbury's eggs worth of sugar in it. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:37
|
|
|
LaCroix is, in fact, postmodernism in a can. All meaning is contingent, truth is a lie, the fake is more real than real, capitalism will kill us all, God is dead and so is the future. Drink LaCroix.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:38
|
|
|
WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:LaCroix is for people who desperately want to pretend they're New York hipsters, most of whom have never actually been to New York Me: Wow okay I've been to dublin so nyc will be like any other city Also, me: The buildings are too tall and I am dizzy now
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:38
|
|
|
Emmy-O-Lantern posted:Me: Wow okay I've been to dublin so nyc will be like any other city Yeah. The 2 square blocks my city calls "downtown"... stretching from horizon to horizon.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 22:47
|
|
|
I would also like to express my dislike of that particular brand of product in a humorous manner.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 23:17
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NickMillerMusic/status/1048763923502174209
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 23:27
|
|
|
im pooping! posted:im actually more upset that i internalized their name like it would be said in french, because imagine that, they spelled it like it was loving french 
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2018 23:45
|
|
|
WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:LaCroix is for people who desperately want to pretend they're New York hipsters, most of whom have never actually been to New York my dnd group in Philly is a bunch of like hipsters and hipster-adjacents but they're super nice and it's very hard for me to not laugh when they offer me a water, seltzer, or LaCroix, as if LaCroix is it's own classification of beverage to exclusive to be lumped in with seltzer. i had one once. it was deffo a white person drink
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:02
|
|
|
A 50S RAYGUN posted:my dnd group in Philly is a bunch of like hipsters and hipster-adjacents but they're super nice and it's very hard for me to not laugh when they offer me a water, seltzer, or LaCroix, as if LaCroix is it's own classification of beverage to exclusive to be lumped in with seltzer. As a white person I take offense to the implication that I drink LaCroix.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:05
|
|
|
im pooping! posted:im actually more upset that i internalized their name like it would be said in french, because imagine that, they spelled it like it was loving french How the gently caress do they pronounce it?
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:10
|
|
|
Bertrand Hustle posted:How the gently caress do they pronounce it? LaCroix
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:10
|
|
|
its fizzy water, who the gently caress cares. drink it or dont drink it
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:11
|
|
|
Saw somebody sharing this: If you’re fusing silicon and carbon into calcium in your digestive tract, your shits must be worse than mine.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:11
|
|
|
Ugly In The Morning posted:Saw somebody sharing this: Nuclear shits indeed!
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:12
|
|
|
Bertrand Hustle posted:How the gently caress do they pronounce it? lol lack roy
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 00:14
|
|
|
I dated a girl once who didn't use antiperspirants because of the aluminum. She was really stinky.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 01:46
|
|
|
That may or may not be legit, there were some medical studies linking aluminum to Alzheimer's. This in no way relates to showering and deodorants.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 02:44
|
|
|
I've tried some of the hippy aluminum free deodorants, and, maybe I just have turbo BO but they didn't loving work at all. Maayybe they work better on young, thin women and not on old, fat men, or maybe there's an adjustment period, but if so I like the people around me too much to subject them to that for however long that is.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 02:51
|
|
|
I use Crisco. I still stink, but I don't stick to the pan.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 03:05
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Zigmanfreud/status/1049092975840522240
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 03:23
|
|
|
This guy is also a Jerry Sandusky truther. Not even just a guy who thinks Paterno was treated unfairly. He thinks the entire thing was a setup.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 03:26
|
|
|
Henchman of Santa posted:This guy is also a Jerry Sandusky truther. Not even just a guy who thinks Paterno was treated unfairly. He thinks the entire thing was a setup. I don't understand why I can't report a tweet for soliciting minors. Edit: like the closest thing they have is some really elaborate method for reporting child exploitation, and I'm not sure if this is exactly what's happening here. Edit2 for content: https://twitter.com/insanexer22/status/1049128355407249414 
Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Oct 8, 2018 |
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 03:27
|
|
|
WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:LaCroix is for people who desperately want to pretend they're New York hipsters, most of whom have never actually been to New York Fun fact: without exception, every single office in Manhattan has at least one employee whose nickname is "Pampelmousse"
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 03:49
|
|
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't understand why I can't report a tweet for soliciting minors. Kill all men, start with the heteros. Or make testosterone a controlled substance only approved for transition. Enjoy the Spiro Sweats and peeing every hour of every day.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 04:06
|
|
|
T-man posted:Kill all men, start with the heteros. No, don't kill me, thanks.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 04:13
|
|
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:No, don't kill me, thanks. NOT ALL MEN
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 04:38
|
|
|
You say what about the mens, I say what Bout the menses.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 05:17
|
|
|
Testosterone is a controlled substance, a C-III.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 05:18
|
|
|
T-man posted:Kill all men, start with the heteros.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 05:50
|
|
|
Ugly In The Morning posted:Saw somebody sharing this: Um...chickens have poo poo tons of calcium in their diet. They're omnivores and delight in eating smaller creatures whole.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 06:38
|
|
|
Peeny Cheez posted:Easy there, Valerie. They have their uses. I'm picturing those harvesting centers from Blade, only instead of blood it's cum
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 06:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 23:23 |
|
|
Bushmaori posted:I'm picturing those harvesting centers from Blade, only instead of blood it's cum Same here, and I still imagine Wesley Snipes swimming through a pool of it <3
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2018 06:42
|
|