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as an accelerationist I am clearly pro-gulag
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a death camp is a KIND of syndicate, isn't it?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:17 |
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Everyone put themselves on the chart
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:27 |
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Venom Snake posted:
another successful bipartisan compromise
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:36 |
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Huragok posted:as an anarchist i move to form a killing nazis affinity group Already have one friend, I'm the chapter leader. Welcome aboard. Lets start hunting.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:37 |
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A lot going on here
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:48 |
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gently caress, coup now, I'm joining the Nazi-killing coalition but obviously in a leadership role as the Maoist vanguard must always be leading the united front
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:49 |
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As an ecofascist I can probably support Space Jam as long as he doesn't harm the environment too much.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:51 |
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Hillary Clintonist here, we need to create a coalition with the national socialists to prevent the radical left elements from seizing power in the wake of a brutal and unpopular coup from the right
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:52 |
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we have not forgotten the example set by comrade stalin! DEATH TO THE NAZIS! DEATH TO THE SOCIAL FASCISTS!
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:55 |
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Im joining the nazi killing squad.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:56 |
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i will haunt any nazis that survive
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:58 |
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I think I have a simple solution to the excess of elves and bards in the fortress. After the temple is constructed, we bring all the elves there, and kill them, consecrating our new holy site with the blood of our enemies. Then, we talk all the bards, draft them into two new militia squads, equip them with melee weapons, preferably obsidian swords, and have them fight to the death. Those who survive without crippling injuries will then be drafted into the militia full-time. Also, if you guys are down to kill some nazis, why not offer them up to the gods at the temple?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:59 |
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Crazycryodude posted:gently caress, coup now, I'm joining the Nazi-killing coalition but obviously in a leadership role as the Maoist vanguard must always be leading the united front The leader of our military is a Strasserite edit: lol did I mention the new national socialist mayor is IN the military Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 22:07 on Oct 8, 2018 |
# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:01 |
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THE JEWELERS UNION DECLARES A GENERAL STRIKE
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:02 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:08 |
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put the strikers and the elves in the thunderdome
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:10 |
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death to nazis
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:11 |
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Everyone complaining about the new government will be turned into mulch.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:12 |
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Venom Snake posted:The leader of our military is a Strasserite how am i doing
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:12 |
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Joseance posted:how am i doing Good? haven't died yet or been seriously injured. Bert Roberge posted:Everyone complaining about the new government will be turned into mulch. well we don't have to worry because I called a new election and.........Ron Jeremy, Ebebephile Libertarian has been elected mayor of Keybraided!
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:16 |
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COUP NOW
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:17 |
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Venom Snake posted:well we don't have to worry because I called a new election and.........Ron Jeremy, Ebebephile Libertarian has been elected mayor of Keybraided! This libertarianism sounds very troubling.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:20 |
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fuckin MONDAYS im running around the cave, telling jokes from the classic garfield cartoon
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:24 |
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The way elections work in DF is it's about whos the most charismatic (as in literal skill levels) and well; lets just say our resident left ideologues need to work on that
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:38 |
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Stop, I can be only so immersed into this world
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:49 |
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how are my stats then?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:50 |
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Joseance posted:how are my stats then?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:55 |
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Being bored because I can't argue and an alcoholic. It's basically me
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:57 |
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Joseance posted:Being bored because I can't argue and an alcoholic. It's basically me I mean, the vast majority of what our dwarves do is sit around and listen to people talk/get into arguments.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:59 |
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Why TF do we still have elections, the market should decide who rules
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:00 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Send all poets and bard into the THUNDERDOME All authoritarians and attemptive mind controllers, i.e. everyone but me, needs the interrogative sharpness of the only power conscious dwarf in this fortress of mind and body, me. I request that every collaboration demonstrated in this thread be viewed as a potential hate crime.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:02 |
I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:03 |
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eonwe posted:I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all good news Venom Snake posted:The Forgotten Beast has been vanquished! Unfortunately one of our new recruits Eonwe was killed in the battle, thankfully they were a Nihilist, so they probably didn't care that much.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:06 |
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eonwe posted:I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all you died a while ago, I think to a forgotten beast?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:06 |
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typical nihilist, didn't even realize he died
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:07 |
oh drat I completely fuckin missed that that owns
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:08 |
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THIS SECOND ELECTION IS A FARCE DWARF-BLOODED BROTHERS, WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED WE HAD THIS FORT UNDER OUR HEEL, WHO CALLED THIS ELECTION I immediately go to the beer hall and refuse to leave, becoming the Tavern Keeper there. I furiously scribble down a note to mountainhome and secure it in the dead drop. "SEND PERFORMERS." I smile. We will have our putsch. Somewhere, below, in the darkness, a small, scuttling creature writhes in agony, straining against its bonds, its prison, a leather bridle. An onion-skin note, vanishingly thin, whispers downward, propelled on microdrafts emanating from unknown regions deep below the mountain's core itself. A wire-thin mechanism is triggered, the creature is loosed. Driven by torment, instinct, and a dark, infernal attraction, it makes its way adroitly. It scuttles back to mountainhome. Meanwhile, somewhere in Mountainhome, three large, black-cloaked figures stand motionless, holding silent vigil inside a ruined bar. Before them, a scene of carnage: bloody, twisted bodies mangled beyond recognition intermixed with wrecked, hastily weaponized furniture. Copies of a strange folio of parchment pasted onto the walls of the bar: "TONIGHT! ONE TIME ONLY! THE THREE BROTHERS KAVAZANGAMOV, FAMOUS INSULT COMIC DWARVES! THEY KILL!"
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:09 |
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Venom Snake posted:Current list: This is an incredible development and I apparently became a lady, lol
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 23:13 |
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Venom Snake posted:And we have our first death! Taintrunner of the Juche ideology died while fighting a Giant Olm called Uvóthfokásh "Shredhungers". Alas, not much sympathy can be found for her since she came to the fort specifically fight cave monsters. She will be given a state burial with partial honors since Juche isn't very popular. One resident remarked "What's a giant olm?" Oh god loving damnit
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