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Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
as an accelerationist I am clearly pro-gulag

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a death camp is a KIND of syndicate, isn't it?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Everyone put themselves on the chart

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Venom Snake posted:



yinlock to his (her) hand ripped off by a polar bear, thanks to her sacrifice though we have captured a polar bear!

another successful bipartisan compromise

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Huragok posted:

as an anarchist i move to form a killing nazis affinity group

who's with me?

Already have one friend, I'm the chapter leader. Welcome aboard. Lets start hunting.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
A lot going on here

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


gently caress, coup now, I'm joining the Nazi-killing coalition but obviously in a leadership role as the Maoist vanguard must always be leading the united front

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

As an ecofascist I can probably support Space Jam as long as he doesn't harm the environment too much.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hillary Clintonist here, we need to create a coalition with the national socialists to prevent the radical left elements from seizing power in the wake of a brutal and unpopular coup from the right

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
we have not forgotten the example set by comrade stalin! DEATH TO THE NAZIS! DEATH TO THE SOCIAL FASCISTS!

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Im joining the nazi killing squad.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


i will haunt any nazis that survive

Arioch
Oct 6, 2018
I think I have a simple solution to the excess of elves and bards in the fortress. After the temple is constructed, we bring all the elves there, and kill them, consecrating our new holy site with the blood of our enemies. Then, we talk all the bards, draft them into two new militia squads, equip them with melee weapons, preferably obsidian swords, and have them fight to the death. Those who survive without crippling injuries will then be drafted into the militia full-time.

Also, if you guys are down to kill some nazis, why not offer them up to the gods at the temple?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crazycryodude posted:

gently caress, coup now, I'm joining the Nazi-killing coalition but obviously in a leadership role as the Maoist vanguard must always be leading the united front

The leader of our military is a Strasserite

edit: lol did I mention the new national socialist mayor is IN the military

Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 22:07 on Oct 8, 2018

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
THE JEWELERS UNION DECLARES A GENERAL STRIKE

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
put the strikers and the elves in the thunderdome

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
death to nazis

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Everyone complaining about the new government will be turned into mulch.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Venom Snake posted:

The leader of our military is a Strasserite

edit: lol did I mention the new national socialist mayor is IN the military

how am i doing

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joseance posted:

how am i doing

Good? haven't died yet or been seriously injured.


Bert Roberge posted:

Everyone complaining about the new government will be turned into mulch.

well we don't have to worry because I called a new election and.........Ron Jeremy, Ebebephile Libertarian has been elected mayor of Keybraided!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
COUP NOW

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Venom Snake posted:

well we don't have to worry because I called a new election and.........Ron Jeremy, Ebebephile Libertarian has been elected mayor of Keybraided!

This libertarianism sounds very troubling.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

fuckin MONDAYS

im running around the cave, telling jokes from the classic garfield cartoon

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The way elections work in DF is it's about whos the most charismatic (as in literal skill levels) and well; lets just say our resident left ideologues need to work on that

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Stop, I can be only so immersed into this world

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how are my stats then?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joseance posted:

how are my stats then?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Being bored because I can't argue and an alcoholic. It's basically me

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joseance posted:

Being bored because I can't argue and an alcoholic. It's basically me

I mean, the vast majority of what our dwarves do is sit around and listen to people talk/get into arguments.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Why TF do we still have elections, the market should decide who rules

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Send all poets and bard into the THUNDERDOME

All authoritarians and attemptive mind controllers, i.e. everyone but me, needs the interrogative sharpness of the only power conscious dwarf in this fortress of mind and body, me.

I request that every collaboration demonstrated in this thread be viewed as a potential hate crime.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

eonwe posted:

I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all

good news

Venom Snake posted:

The Forgotten Beast has been vanquished! Unfortunately one of our new recruits Eonwe was killed in the battle, thankfully they were a Nihilist, so they probably didn't care that much.




Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

eonwe posted:

I hope you'll consider my plea to turn off all work assignments for Eonwe, what with him being a nihilist and all

you died a while ago, I think to a forgotten beast?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



typical nihilist, didn't even realize he died

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
oh drat I completely fuckin missed that

that owns

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
THIS SECOND ELECTION IS A FARCE

DWARF-BLOODED BROTHERS, WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED

WE HAD THIS FORT UNDER OUR HEEL, WHO CALLED THIS ELECTION

I immediately go to the beer hall and refuse to leave, becoming the Tavern Keeper there. I furiously scribble down a note to mountainhome and secure it in the dead drop. "SEND PERFORMERS." I smile. We will have our putsch.

Somewhere, below, in the darkness, a small, scuttling creature writhes in agony, straining against its bonds, its prison, a leather bridle. An onion-skin note, vanishingly thin, whispers downward, propelled on microdrafts emanating from unknown regions deep below the mountain's core itself. A wire-thin mechanism is triggered, the creature is loosed. Driven by torment, instinct, and a dark, infernal attraction, it makes its way adroitly. It scuttles back to mountainhome.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Mountainhome, three large, black-cloaked figures stand motionless, holding silent vigil inside a ruined bar. Before them, a scene of carnage: bloody, twisted bodies mangled beyond recognition intermixed with wrecked, hastily weaponized furniture. Copies of a strange folio of parchment pasted onto the walls of the bar:

"TONIGHT! ONE TIME ONLY! THE THREE BROTHERS KAVAZANGAMOV, FAMOUS INSULT COMIC DWARVES! THEY KILL!"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Venom Snake posted:

Current list:



Taintunner is a consort who hunts monsters that showed up and asked to join us so I said yeah and shes currently fighting giant frog monsters in the caverns

This is an incredible development and I apparently became a lady, lol

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Venom Snake posted:

And we have our first death! Taintrunner of the Juche ideology died while fighting a Giant Olm called Uvóthfokásh "Shredhungers". Alas, not much sympathy can be found for her since she came to the fort specifically fight cave monsters. She will be given a state burial with partial honors since Juche isn't very popular. One resident remarked "What's a giant olm?"



http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Giant_olm

Oh god loving damnit

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