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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cable Guy posted:

You're wrong in saying it was oriented incorrectly... take a look at the treads on the steps
Can somebody please settle this once and for all?

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SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

Lurking Haro posted:

Some cans still have a tin coating on the inside.

Did you know that the lead in lead paint isn't the same as the "lead" in pencils?

Yes, but it didn't stop some idiot teacher from when I was in 3rd grade from trying to guilt me into thinking I had fatally poisoned a known bully by stabbing them with my pencil for being an irritating dick.

Also, there are no shepherds in shepherd's pie.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I have a sinking feeling that the NTSB report is going to be heartbreaking.

I had read a couple news reports, but was still having trouble wrapping my head around the whole thing, and I found a few details that are OSHA as gently caress:

It was a 2001 SUV limo that had failed inspection.

The same company had four other vehicles taken out of service via inspection previously.

The reporting typically says that the limo ran a stop sign and hit a parked pickup, which is technically accurate but kinda misleading.

It was heading down a winding rural road and didn't stop at a T in the road, where there was a stop sign. It went through the T at full speed, went across some grass, struck the unoccupied pickup in a parking lot beyond the T, then went into a ditch where it stopped.

I can't find reporting saying so, but my impression from news photography is that the stop in the ditch was abrupt and that the limo was still traveling at a high rate of speed when it went in.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

B-Rock452 posted:

My wife is from that area and is an ED nurse and mentioned there is a specific trauma from car accidents that resulted in an essentially severed brain stem. It had to be something completely catastrophic for no one in the limo to survive and the photos I saw didnt really show any fire damage. It didnt even happen in that remote of an area so the fact that no one even survived long enough to get to a trauma center is pretty insane.

This is a quote possibly from this very thread that comes to mind:

quote:

There is this remnant from your days as a fetus called the ligamentum arteriosum. It just sits around all day, tethered to your aortic arch, waiting. One day you strike a telephone pole at 75mph, and three impacts happen. The car hits the pole, you hit the airbag at 75mph, and your organs keep going at 75mph until the ligament tears your aorta in half and you die in the span of a few heartbeats.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

B-Rock452 posted:

My wife is from that area and is an ED nurse and mentioned there is a specific trauma from car accidents that resulted in an essentially severed brain stem. It had to be something completely catastrophic for no one in the limo to survive and the photos I saw didnt really show any fire damage. It didnt even happen in that remote of an area so the fact that no one even survived long enough to get to a trauma center is pretty insane.

That's also why I'm wondering if the vehicle came apart. With 16 people packed in there, you'd expect at least one person to have been sufficiently cushioned by the other bodies to not have the whole vehicle be DOA. If it was a lovely cut-and-weld job that broke in half on impact, though, you'd have bodies scattered around.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Hate to admit but I peeked in on LiveLeak and 4chan after I read about that wreck because I was morbidly curious too but nuffin'.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

chitoryu12 posted:

That's also why I'm wondering if the vehicle came apart. With 16 people packed in there, you'd expect at least one person to have been sufficiently cushioned by the other bodies to not have the whole vehicle be DOA. If it was a lovely cut-and-weld job that broke in half on impact, though, you'd have bodies scattered around.

Someone suggested maybe a co2 leak inside the condemned hack vehicle and maybe everybody was already passed out inside?

But there's also the thing about unrestrained bodies turning into bludgeoning projectiles, it might just be that simple.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

bring back old gbs posted:

Someone suggested maybe a co2 leak inside the condemned hack vehicle and maybe everybody was already passed out inside?

But there's also the thing about unrestrained bodies turning into bludgeoning projectiles, it might just be that simple.
Unless the exhaust leak killed them, being relaxed would have assisted their chances of survival. A winding rural decent in a heavily overloaded and poorly engineered vehicle with unrestrained occupants make me predict brake malfunction/failure and rear passengers killing those further forward as well as themselves. So agreeing with you really.

:nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo-2THXaOQ:nms:

EDIT : Yes it was aired in the UK and inspired a very similar Australian ad.

Cartoon fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 9, 2018

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Cartoon posted:

Unless the exhaust leak killed them, being relaxed would have assisted their chances of survival. A winding rural decent in a heavily overloaded and poorly engineered vehicle with unrestrained occupants make me predict brake malfunction/failure and rear passengers killing those further forward as well as themselves. So agreeing with you really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo-2THXaOQ

This clip is the best example I've ever seen of the difference seatbelts make.

https://i.imgur.com/BWfzNmt.gifv

Lady on the left goes on a journey.

Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 9, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cartoon posted:

Unless the exhaust leak killed them, being relaxed would have assisted their chances of survival. A winding rural decent in a heavily overloaded and poorly engineered vehicle with unrestrained occupants make me predict brake malfunction/failure and rear passengers killing those further forward as well as themselves. So agreeing with you really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo-2THXaOQ

That’s loving brutal. Might want to nms that.

Did that air?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh. It wasnt built as a limosine, it was an SUV converted into one.

i.e. one of these : http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-09/2001-ford-excursion-stretch-limousine.jpg/10354876

also

' Valerie Abeling, the aunt of victim Erin McGowan, said her niece texted a friend that the 17-year-old vehicle "wasn't in very good condition and sounded terrible" before it crashed on the way to a birthday celebration.

Another message sent by Ms Abeling's niece said the company had sent the 2001 Ford Excursion stretch limousine to replace a vehicle that had broken down.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s loving brutal. Might want to nms that.

Did that air?

I dunno if you know about the range of Australian and British driver safety ads that have been airing for decades, but that one is pretty standard as far as the carnage is concerned.

:nms: for reasonably realistic results of not wearing a seatbelt/paying attention/driving tired/driving wasted. These all aired during primetime in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2ZIgE7pw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7zhgyawyv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma1hf87TQ44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rWMkFzvArE

That "Night Shift" one has the best 2-second acting from the driver of the truck at the end. Just gets out of the cab, looks at the Kombi van and immediately knows no-one is getting out of it.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh. It wasnt built as a limosine, it was an SUV converted into one.

Is anything ever built as a limousine? I thought pretty much every stretch limo started as a regular car that has an extension kludged into it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Memento posted:

I dunno if you know about the range of Australian and British driver safety ads that have been airing for decades, but that one is pretty standard as far as the carnage is concerned.

:nms: for reasonably realistic results of not wearing a seatbelt/paying attention/driving tired/driving wasted. These all aired during primetime in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2ZIgE7pw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7zhgyawyv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma1hf87TQ44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rWMkFzvArE

That "Night Shift" one has the best 2-second acting from the driver of the truck at the end. Just gets out of the cab, looks at the Kombi van and immediately knows no-one is getting out of it.

Gonna wait till morning to watch these. I gotta eat yet. Jfc

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Is anything ever built as a limousine? I thought pretty much every stretch limo started as a regular car that has an extension kludged into it.

There are "coachbuilders" out there that take basic cars and add all sorts of length and comfort packages, ranging from stuff like Stretch Limos to subtle stuff like Town Car L's. A lot of the reputable ones have been doing it for generations. Then there are the places that do stuff like make stretch SUV limos. These are the sort of places that will turn decommissioned ambulances into mini party busses, and take HMMV's and put a pool in the back.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s loving brutal. Might want to nms that.

Did that air?

Yes, at all times of day.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Yes, at all times of day.

I mean it’s shock, I get it. But 8 year olds still get into a car? I bet my 15 yr old would freak. Which is good I guess.

Jfc I watched the last one

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Oct 9, 2018

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Is anything ever built as a limousine? I thought pretty much every stretch limo started as a regular car that has an extension kludged into it.

Presidental limo.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Cartoon posted:

Unless the exhaust leak killed them, being relaxed would have assisted their chances of survival. A winding rural decent in a heavily overloaded and poorly engineered vehicle with unrestrained occupants make me predict brake malfunction/failure and rear passengers killing those further forward as well as themselves. So agreeing with you really.

:nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo-2THXaOQ:nms:

EDIT : Yes it was aired in the UK and inspired a very similar Australian ad.

So I know I’m dissecting a seatbelt PSA but is this implying that the guy in the back impacted the driver seat so hard it pushed the woman into the steering wheel with enough force to kill her but also didn’t kill him?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


these fuckers used to air like 50 times during every hockey game here in Canada.

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Kibayasu posted:

So I know I’m dissecting a seatbelt PSA but is this implying that the guy in the back impacted the driver seat so hard it pushed the woman into the steering wheel with enough force to kill her but also didn’t kill him?

i think he breaks her neck with the headrest

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

JB50 posted:

Presidental limo.

That’s more of a tank that happens to be in the shape of a limo.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Powershift posted:

these fuckers used to air like 50 times during every hockey game here in Canada.

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI

The first one is the loving worst, I recognized it instantly.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Burt Sexual posted:

I mean it’s shock, I get it. But 8 year olds still get into a car?

They never made me afraid to get in the car, and I have never considered not wearing my seatbelt. I feel uncomfortable without it, and think Americans who choose not to wear them are insane. So those ads (and good parents) do work.

If you want one that'll freak kids out it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeUX6LABCEA

Kibayasu posted:

So I know I’m dissecting a seatbelt PSA but is this implying that the guy in the back impacted the driver seat so hard it pushed the woman into the steering wheel with enough force to kill her but also didn’t kill him?

Look again. He went over the headrest and smashed the strongest part of his skull into the top/rear of hers.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Oct 9, 2018

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

This is my favorite one out of Australia

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

what's the intended message there? "stop driving your truck/riding your motorcycle directly in the center of the road?"

is that a thing you have to tell australians?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

nobody say anything

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

what's the intended message there? "stop driving your truck/riding your motorcycle directly in the center of the road?"

is that a thing you have to tell australians?

I think the message is dont run from Mad Max.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh, lol

it's been a while since i've seen the first one

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

dont gently caress with mad max on even numbered movies

e: my shame is real, dont gently caress with mad max on movies that arent thunderdome

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Powershift posted:

these fuckers used to air like 50 times during every hockey game here in Canada.

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI

Hold up, I call bullshit on #4, there wasn't anything wrong with that ladder other than being poorly suited for that particular job.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

JB50 posted:

I think the message is dont run from Mad Max.

I love how clearly you can see that the front of the truck is a painted piece of sheet metal, so that they wouldn't scratch up the actual paintwork and bullbar and have to pay to repair it.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Piell posted:

The first one is the loving worst, I recognized it instantly.

That restaurant Prevent-It PSA is incredibly effective, i remember watching it years and years ago, and I still clean up the floor immediately if I spill or drop anything. That loving scream and the peeling flesh images are forever lodged in my brain. That is some amazing acting by that woman, it feels so horrifically real.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FogHelmut posted:

This is my favorite one out of Australia



Narratively, whose eyes are those supposed to be?

E: Also, are front-wheel forward mudflaps an :australia: thing?

Baba Oh Really
May 21, 2005
Get 'ER done


Schadenboner posted:

Narratively, whose eyes are those supposed to be?

Looks like Rodney Dangerfield to me.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Baba Oh Really posted:

Looks like Rodney Dangerfield to me.

Maybe if he had told people he had a stunt license he would have gotten more respect?

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Memento posted:

There is this remnant from your days as a fetus called the ligamentum arteriosum. It just sits around all day, tethered to your aortic arch, waiting. One day you strike a telephone pole at 75mph, and three impacts happen. The car hits the pole, you hit the airbag at 75mph, and your organs keep going at 75mph until the ligament tears your aorta in half and you die in the span of a few heartbeats.

Now that I know this, how can I avoid dying? What if I turn my body a bit so I take some of the impact side-on? Should I get fatter so there's less room for my organs to move? :v:

Schadenboner posted:

E: Also, are front-wheel forward mudflaps an :australia: thing?

Maybe they help to keep some of the debris from motorcyclists off your tires?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powershift posted:

these fuckers used to air like 50 times during every hockey game here in Canada.

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI

I'm going to guess this is the kitchen PSA, or all of the safety PSAs.


The kitchen one is still the single most traumatic one.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Buttcoin purse posted:

Now that I know this, how can I avoid dying?

Not hitting power poles at 75mph is probably your best bet.

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