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Holy poo poo Aza I didn’t think you had it in you.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:36 |
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so is gillum a wolf in sheeps clothing or
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:38 |
readingatwork posted:Holy poo poo Aza I didn’t think you had it in you. I've done a bit of reflecting (not too much though), and I've been a pompous rear end way too much on here lately and hopefully this is at least a bit of penance. I'll write the rest before the deadline then slink away from this thread and not bother you all again.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:41 |
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Once we prove to the world that Donald Trump is not a really a rich person the peasants will be practically falling out of their hovels, lean-tos, and orchuts to vote for us
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:42 |
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i just realized the tax return thing is so they can link him to russia lmao
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:43 |
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Even if they refuse to commit to an impeachment of Kavenaugh she could at least say something like "If we take the majority our expanded powers as committee chairs will allow us to bring to light the information that the republicans have been hiding and if there is anything there we'll pursue it" or something along those lines if she's terrified of giving republicans a soundbyte.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:43 |
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the congress can strip the supreme court of almost all of its jurisdictional authority with a simple majority the rest is self-referential jurisprudence and has no constitutional basis remember that
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:46 |
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Azathoth posted:Here's part 1. I know I overuse union stuff in here, but eh, Greeks were big on their appellations and that's the easy way out for me. Also gonna cop to plagiarizing the Odyssey, because I couldn't write a limerick if I tried, let alone an epic poem, I have that little sense of rhythm or meter. If that's not in the spirit of the challenge, maybe I could write a series of haikus about how much i suck or whatever. This is a McDonalds drive thru.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:54 |
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Azathoth posted:I've done a bit of reflecting (not too much though), and I've been a pompous rear end way too much on here lately and hopefully this is at least a bit of penance. I'll write the rest before the deadline then slink away from this thread and not bother you all again. you should stick around and be born anew in the waters of lake minnesucca, ready to face the world with fresh eyes and a newly wrinkled brain
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:01 |
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So even Marine Le Pen has made a statement condemning the outright fascist candidate in the Brazilian elections. But none of the establishment democrats who love to talk about Venezuela or Honduras (or even Marine le Pen, like Obama) have said jack poo poo about it. Not that I am clamoring for more US interference in Latin American politics, but it is just a very clarifying contrast when Democrats will go out of their way to make statements about Venezuela, Cuba or Nicaragua, and who feel Le Pen is such a threat to France they endorse Macron, but are suddenly quiet when there is an avowed fascist (who just happens to be the favorite candidate of wall street) in an election.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:02 |
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Azathoth posted:Here's part 1. I know I overuse union stuff in here, but eh, Greeks were big on their appellations and that's the easy way out for me. Also gonna cop to plagiarizing the Odyssey, because I couldn't write a limerick if I tried, let alone an epic poem, I have that little sense of rhythm or meter. If that's not in the spirit of the challenge, maybe I could write a series of haikus about how much i suck or whatever. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:you should stick around and be born anew in the waters of lake minnesucca, ready to face the world with fresh eyes and a newly wrinkled brain succ zone: be born anew in the waters of lake minnesucca
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:08 |
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Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnesucka
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:15 |
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Azathoth posted:I've done a bit of reflecting (not too much though), and I've been a pompous rear end way too much on here lately and hopefully this is at least a bit of penance. I'll write the rest before the deadline then slink away from this thread and not bother you all again. people are welcome to participate in the thread, but sticking a finger in each ear, shaking your head back and forth, and yelling "nuh uh! nuh uh! nuh uh!" isn't participation it is, however, the democratic party election strategy
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:16 |
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BadOptics posted:These fuckers lack basic patter recognition. Maybe even object permanence. They view everything like it's some independent event completely devoid of any context. This is why they get baffled when the left shows any sort of pessimism or skepticism. To them, when a Democrat says they care about the working class or whatever, that is a statement that should be accepted as true by default, and requires extensive proof of that specific politician not only violating that, but having done so with explicitly malicious intent. To assume otherwise means that you're not A Good Person Who Assumes The Best In Others (and, as with all liberals, their ultimate goal is "to be able to perceive themselves as good people"). The default assumption is that literally everything a particular Democrat has done was 100% necessary, and doing a single thing differently would have seen them replaced by a Republican. The only proof they would accept that this isn't the case is literally traveling to an alternate timeline. Unsurprisingly, their logic is such that excuses can be made for just about anything a Democrat does. They place an impossible burden of proof on condemning Democrats, while placing a similarly impossible burden of proof on the left to show that their way would be better in any specific situation.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:23 |
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is this succ? https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/1050436404537249793
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:23 |
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the biggest succ sign is when they advertise themselves as being small business owners or pro small business
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:25 |
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joepinetree posted:So even Marine Le Pen has made a statement condemning the outright fascist candidate in the Brazilian elections. But none of the establishment democrats who love to talk about Venezuela or Honduras (or even Marine le Pen, like Obama) have said jack poo poo about it. That's because their english speaking native informers have made it clear that they'd prefer a pinochet style dictator to any kind of leftist in charge in Latin America. I mean take a look at the Venezuela thread, its either NGO workers, venezuelan expats living in western europe/america, or state department goons.
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Chaser https://mobile.twitter.com/welltraveledfox/status/1035269751742840833
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:34 |
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theCalamity posted:Ok so riddle me this geniuses, what is your solution to the problems facing humanity? I know what it's not. It's not a democrat.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:36 |
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data center consolidation
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:44 |
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spacetoaster posted:I know what it's not. It's not a democrat. I wouldn't go so far as to say Bernie would solve everything...
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:46 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:the biggest succ sign is when they advertise themselves as being small business owners or pro small business I'm pro small cooperative business
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:47 |
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Lmao
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:47 |
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lol Gillum is a honeypot
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:52 |
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StashAugustine posted:I'm pro small cooperative business theCalamity posted:lol Gillum is a honeypot Good thing he will probably lose.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:03 |
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1050400907509321729
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:24 |
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ex post facho posted:Chaser Gillum is the gateway drug to Hillary these people are also cultists, i have a migraine
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:27 |
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:27 |
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So, as I understand it, random posters can also jump in on that whole mod challenge thing. I don't really know how that works, and this isn't inspired by *Greek* poetry, and I have no real desired outcome here, but gently caress it, it was either this or do work for the last hour. Decorum, who was also called Centrism, had prepared ale for the gods, after he had got the mighty kettle as has now been told. To this feast came Obama and Hillary. Bernie came not, as he was on a journey in the East. Pelosi was there, and Schumer and Kamala. Jones, who had but one hand, was there; the wolf Roy Moore had bitten off his left-voting hand when they had bound him. There were Manchin and Feinstein, Klobuchar, Gillibrand and Booker and Beto and Bredesen. Basta was there, and the servants Perez and Brazile. Many were there of the gods and superdelegates. Decorum had two servants, Wasserman and Schultz. Glittering gold they had in place of firelight, the ale came in of itself, and great was the peace. The guests praised much the ability of Decorum's servants. Basta might not endure that, and he slew Wasserman. Then the gods shook their shields and howled at Basta and drove him away to the forest, and thereafter set to drinking again. Basta turned back, and outside he met Bloomberg. Basta spoke to him: "Speak now, Bloomberg, | for not one step Farther shalt thou fare; What ale-talk here | do they have within, The sons of the decorous gods?" Bloomberg spake: "Of their polls do they talk, | and their mighty Blue Wave, The sons of the glorious gods; From the gods and superdelegates | who are gathered here No friend in words shalt thou find." Basta spake: "In shall I go | into Decorum's hall, For the feast fain would see; Bile and hatred | I bring to the gods, And their mead with venom I mix." Bloomberg spake: "If in thou goest | to Decorum's hall, And fain the feast wouldst see, And with slander and spite | wouldst sprinkle the gods, Think well lest they wipe it on thee." Basta spake: "Bethink thee, Bloomberg, | if thou and I Shall strive with spiteful speech; Richer I grow | in ready words If thou speakest too much to me." Then Basta went into the hall, but when they who were there saw who had entered, they were all silent. Basta spake: "Thirsty I come | into this thine hall, I, Mike, from a journey long, To ask of the gods | that one should give Fair mead for a drink to me. "Why sit ye silent, | swollen with pride, Ye gods and no answer give? At your feast a place | and a seat prepare me, Or bid me forth to fare." Schumer spake: "A place and a seat | will the gods prepare No more in their midst for thee; For the gods know well | what men they wish To find at their mighty feasts." Basta spake: "Remember, Obama, | In olden days That we both our blood have mixed; Then didst thou promise | no ale to pour, Unless it were brought for us both." Obama spake: "Stand forth then, Perez, | and let the porn lawyer Find a seat at our feast; Lest evil should Basta | speak aloud Here within Decorum's hall." Then Perez arose and poured drink for Basta; but before he drank Basta spoke to the gods: "Hail to you, gods! | ye goddesses, hail! Hail to the holy throng! Save for the god | who yonder sits, Schumer there on the bench." Schumer spake: A horse and a sword | from my hoard will I give, And a ring gives Schumer to boot, That hatred thou makest not | among the gods; So rouse not the great ones to wrath." Basta spake: "In horses and rings |thou shalt never be rich, Schumer, but both shalt thou lack; Of the gods and superdelegates | here together met Least brave in battle art thou." Schumer spake: "Now were I without | as I am within, And here in Decorum's hall, Thine head would I bear | in mine hands away, And pay thee the price of thy lies." Basta spake: In thy seat art thou bold, | not so are thy deeds, Schumer, adorner of benches! Go out and fight | if angered thou feelst, No hero such forethought has." Pelosi spake: "Well, prithee, Schumer | his kinship weigh, Since chosen as wish-son he was; And speak not to Basta | such words of spite Here in Decorum's hall." Basta spake: "Be silent, Pelosi! | thou art, I say, Of leaders most useless in speech, Since thou thy washed-bright | arms didst wind About the high court's nominee" Pelosi spake: "To Basta I speak not | with spiteful words Here within Decorum's hall; And Schumer I calm | who is hot with beer For I wish not that fierce they should fight." Kamala spake: "Why, ye gods twain, | with bitter tongues Raise hate among us here? Basta is famed | for his mockery foul, And the dwellers in heaven he hates." Basta spake: "Be silent, O Cop | for now shall I say Who led thee to evil life; The convict so fair | fought a wildfire bright, And about him thy chain was laid." Obama spake: "Mad art thou, Basta, | and little of wit, The wrath of Kamala to rouse; For the fate that is set | for all she sees, Even as I, methinks." Basta spake: "Be silent, Obama! | not justly thou settest The fate of the fight among men; Oft gavst thou to him | who deserved not the gift, To the baser, the battle's prize." Obama spake: "Though I gave to him | who deserved not the gift, To the baser, the battle's prize; Winters eight | wast thou under the earth, Stealing wages from drive-through employees. Feinstein spake: "Of the deeds ye two | of old have done Ye should make no speech among men; Whate'er ye have done | in days gone by, Old tales should ne'er be told." Basta spake: "Be silent, Feinstein! | thou art the South's wife, And ever lustful in love; For Confederate flags, | thou wife of Yee Haw, Above thy domain thou hath flown." Feinstein spake: "If a friend like Franken | were by me now, Here within Decorum's hall, From the sons of the gods | thou shouldst go not forth Till thy fierceness in fight were tried." Basta spake: "Thou wilt then, Feinstein, | that further I tell Of the ill that now I know; Mine is the blame | that Franken no more Thou seest ride home to the hall." Klobuchar spake: "Mad art thou, Basta, | that known thou makest The wrong and shame thou hast wrought; The fate of all | does Feinstein know well, Though herself she says it not." Basta spake: "Be silent, Klobuchar! | for fully I know thee, Sinless thou art not thyself; Of the gods and superdelegates | who are gathered here, Each one has forgotten thy name." Klobuchar spake: "False is thy tongue, | and soon shalt thou find That it sings thee an evil song; The gods are wroth, | and the goddesses all, And in grief shalt thou homeward go." Basta spake: "Be silent, Klobuchar! | thou dullest witch, And steeped full sore in sin; I looked away | for but a mere second O who is Klobuchar again?" Jones spake: "Of the heroes brave | is Booker the best Here in the home of the gods; He harms not maids | nor the wives of men, And the bound from their fetters he frees." Basta spake: "Be silent, Jones! | for between two men Friendship thou ne'er couldst fashion; Fain would I tell | how Roy Moore once Thy left hand rent from thee." Jones spake: "My hand do I lack, | but Emmanuel thou, And the loss brings longing to both; Ill fares the Rahm | who shall ever await In fetters the fall of the gods." "By the mouth of the river | the Rahm remains Till the gods to destruction go; Thou too shalt soon, | if thy tongue is not stilled, Be fettered, thou forger of ill." Basta spake: "The Alabama seat | with gold didst thou buy, And sold thy sword to boot; But when Donald's sons | through Myrkwood ride, Thou shalt weaponless wait, poor wretch." Manchin spake: "Had I birth so famous | as Bush or McCain, And sat in so lofty a seat, I would crush to marrow | this croaker of ill, And beat all his body to bits." Basta spake: "What little creature | goes crawling there, Snuffling and snapping about? At Republicans' ears ever | wilt thou be found, Or muttering hard at the mill." Manchin spake: "Manchin my name, | and nimble am I, As gods and men do grant; And here am I proud | that the children of all Together all drink ale." Basta spake: "Be silent, Manchin! | thou never couldst set Their shares of the meat for men; Hid in straw on the floor, | they found thee not When heroes were fain to fight." Biden spake: "Drunk art thou, Basta, | and mad are thy deeds, Why, Basta, leavst thou this not? For drink beyond measure | will lead all men No thought of their tongues to take." Basta spake: "Be silent, Biden ! | in days long since Was an evil fate for thee fixed; With back held stiff | must thou ever stand, As warder of heaven to watch." Bredesen spake: "The mountains shake, | and surely I think From his home comes Bernie now; He will silence the man | who is slandering here Together both gods and men." Basta spake: "Be silent, Bredesen! | thou art useless indeed, And deep art thou steeped in sin; A greater shame | to the gods came ne'er, Befouled thou art with thy filth." Then came Bernie forth and spake: "Unmanly one, cease, | or the mighty hammer, Mjollnir, shall close thy mouth; Thy shoulder-cliff | shall I cleave from thy neck, But thy hospital stay shall be at no cost." Basta spake: "Lo, in has come | the son of Maple: Why threaten so loudly, Bern? Less fierce thou shalt go | to fight with the wolf When he swallows Obama up." Bernie spake: "Unmanly one, cease, | or the mighty hammer, Mjollnir, shall close thy mouth; The ninety-and-nine | shall have on this day, What but a small host have right now." Basta spake: "That thou hast fared | on the East-road forth To men shouldst thou say no more; In thy beach houses three | didst thou hide, thou great one, And there forgot thou wast Bern." Bernie spake: "Unmanly one, cease, | or the mighty hammer, Mjollnir, shall close thy mouth; My finger shall wag thee | with Ted Cruz's slayer, Till all thy bones are ashamed." Basta spake: "A long time still | do I think to live, Though thou threatenest thus with thy finger; Rough seemed the straps | of the SuperPACs' wallets, When thy meat thou mightest not get Bernie spake: "Unmanly one, cease, | or the mighty hammer, Mjollnir, shall close thy mouth; The finger of Bernie | shall send thee to hell, And down to the gate of death." Basta spake: "1 have said to the gods | and the sons of the gods, The things that whetted my thoughts; But before thee alone | do I now go forth, For thou fightest well, I ween. "Ale hast thou brewed, | but, Decorum, now Such feasts shalt thou make no more; O'er all that thou hast | which is here within Shall play the flickering flames." And after that Basta hid himself in Twitter's waterfall in the guise of a gadfly, and there the gods took him. Jack took a poison-snake and fastened it up over Basta's face, and the poison dropped thereon. Stormy, Basta's client, sat there and held a shell under the poison, but when the shell was full she bore away the poison, and meanwhile the poison dropped on Basta. Then he struggled so hard that the whole earth shook therewith; and now that is called Moments.
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jesus christ
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:31 |
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this thread just got real
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:32 |
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President Obama (Michelle) is gonna invade Iraq a third time just for kicks.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:34 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH > Chaotic Spookiness, Politics, and Murder > Michelle Obama: George W. Bush is my "partner in crime"
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:35 |
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Lastgirl posted:Gillum is the gateway drug to Hillary the thing is Bernie's team are usually good at filtering out the fakers, how did the Gillum team trick him into endorsing
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I've got a question about Medicare for All. When it says "6.2 percent income-based health care premium paid by employers", is that being paid by the business and not the employee? He says the typical middle class family (about $50,000 in household income) would save $5,000, and you can't pay to bring somebody back from the dead but you can pay to keep tens of thousands from dying, so I'd still be for it regardless. Edit: https://www.sanders.senate.gov/download/options-to-finance-medicare-for-all?inline=file Yeah, I'm going to assume that refers to the employer galenanorth fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Crowsbeak posted:Good thing he will probably lose. Gillum will be held up as a Bernie stand-in if/when he loses
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Democrats and Republicans, partners in crime.
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Azathoth posted:I've done a bit of reflecting (not too much though), and I've been a pompous rear end way too much on here lately and hopefully this is at least a bit of penance. I'll write the rest before the deadline then slink away from this thread and not bother you all again. you can stay if you can chill and shitpost more. this isnt necessarily the "correct policy" thread, just the "laugh at how lovely liberals are" thread you have my succ and you have my email list and my rear end
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