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Gimme the good candy
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Oct 11, 2018 22:40
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Gimme gimme
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Oct 11, 2018 22:40
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Forget the full size bars give me the special candy
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Oct 11, 2018 22:43
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Dang kids gonna knock at my door again and ill have no candies for them, halloween is a anglo-saxon holiday and i dont believe in it
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/katecrawford/status/1050006573647613952 Alexa: It seems like you are having suicidal ideation You: Whoa, all I said was good morning o_O Alexa: I have called the police and have had them initiate the Baker Act
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giving out airplane bottles of fireball to honor the aos sí
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/katecrawford/status/1050006573647613952 im ready for alexas to contact the police if they suspect illegal activity how do you guillotine an alexa? 
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/katecrawford/status/1050006573647613952 the apotheosis of the mindless american optimism and "happiness" culture it looks like you're experiencing proscribed emotions citizen, failure to be happy is an implied criticism of are greatest country on earth and therefore treasonous. Amazontm medical drones have been dispatched to restore compliance
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/katecrawford/status/1050006573647613952 no thanks ill go live in a van i guess
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being bored or unhappy is abnormal. why aren't you normal? everyone else is normal. look at all these instagram photos and how happy everyone is. except you. you're the problem.
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Oct 12, 2018 00:20
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Alexa heard you are thinking about joining a union, and has notified your employer directly.
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pair it with a feature where alexa whispers things to make you insecure about yourself in your sleep you've got another babillion dollars to amazon goin
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Can you change the voice commands Alexa recognizes? Like, could you rename her to respond to 'Friend Computer'?
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Clawtopsy posted:Can you change the voice commands Alexa recognizes? Like, could you rename her to respond to 'Friend Computer'? only if you have the treasonous machine empathy mutation
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imagine paying money to have a future robot narc in your house
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finally, a solution to every 3 year old's worst nightmare- learning to tie their shoes
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Lol, it's the loving Tesla Model 3 of shoes.
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Ayn Randi posted:being bored or unhappy is abnormal. why aren't you normal? everyone else is normal. look at all these instagram photos and how happy everyone is. except you. you're the problem. thankfully there is a cure for this 
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Clawtopsy posted:im ready for alexas to contact the police if they suspect illegal activity You guillotine yourself for voluntarily putting one in your home.
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https://twitter.com/AbbyMartin/status/1053366720059006976 Israel ramping up for its annual Gaza genocide
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in some pretty lol auspol news the ruling liberal (conservative) party just lost the wentworth byelection to an independent it was the definition of a safe seat, packed full of rich conservatives and held by the party since federation, with a margin of over 20% the liberal candidate had a hair over 35% of the primary (first preference vote) and the post-preference result is so convincing that this stronghold seat was called against them just over an hour after the polls closed it was also the seat of former PM turnbull who was ousted from the leadership by the hard right chud wing of the party over his support for gay marriage and climate change, and quit politics after his ouster, provoking the byelection. like him his seat was full of rich business conservatives who still like to appear socially progressive rather than anti gay anti climate troglodytes and the former PM and his son basically ran a remote campaign of "gently caress em" and roused the socially conscious rich people to punish the party for murdering their mp & prime minister the right is eating itself and it is marvelous. lmao. knifing your leader (for "reasons" because they can't state the real reason of being hostage to the rump of reactionary chuds) and immediately losing a stronghold seat and your majority, 6 months at most from a federal election. looooooooool. edit: also the electorate is 11% jewish and days before the election the pm announced, apropos of nothing and having sought no advice from any government body on the subject, that he was "considering" following trumps lead to relocate our embassy to jerusalem. this was immediately called out as the transparent pandering that it was and apparently it didn't go over well. get rekt you piece of poo poo. Ayn Randi has issued a correction as of 09:54 on Oct 20, 2018 |
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I saw somebody jogging the other day with a Mueller portrait on their shirt that was stylized the same way that famous 2008 Obama Hope poster was. It even said "Hope" underneath it. I think I died inside a little.
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got any sevens posted:looks like a real kingdom of the spiders are they fighting an empire of ants?
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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1052602226764644358?s=19 acab
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deescalation?? huh?? wha??
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:deescalation?? huh?? wha?? death is the ultimate de-escalation op
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https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1054487632569344000 gat dang
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1054487632569344000 Looking forward to this particular war porn film.
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What made her think this was the pic we all wanted to see? 
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she got it before half-life 3 goddamn
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https://twitter.com/mattalley413/status/1055903901734629382quote:The NLRB reached its conclusion by using the complex and convoluted employment structure created by the janitors’ employers. The janitors were technically employed by one company, Ortiz Janitorial Services, which was subcontracted by another company, Preferred Building Services, to work in the building of a third company.
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