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Rubellavator posted:Nobody ever talks about going back in time and saving Hitler. Getting him therapy from an early age. Making him feel loved. if you fixed the timeline, would your fixing it then become a monstrous act since due to fixing it he was never the monster you needed to save, now?
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Tendai posted:"Hitler, but DeviantArt-er" doesn't actually seem like an improvement Imagine a totalitarian world where all of the ubermensch parade around in Furry costumes of Sonic and Goofy
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:34 |
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I would also go back in time to gently caress Stalin but that's mostly just because Stalin was hot
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Bogus Adventure posted:Imagine a totalitarian world where all of the ubermensch parade around in Furry costumes of Sonic and Goofy imagine the alt-right got it
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:35 |
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Blade Runner posted:I would also go back in time to gently caress Stalin but that's mostly just because Stalin was hot Where do you think I got my username from
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CheesyDog posted:imagine the alt-right got it I think they like anime, not Sonic
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:36 |
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The only moral use of a time machine is to go back to dinosaur times and have a t-rex steak, maybe take a selfie with a dimetrodon.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:36 |
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dudeness posted:The only moral use of a time machine is to go back to dinosaur times and have a t-rex steak, maybe take a selfie with a dimetrodon. It would just pan out like ARK: Survival evolved. The t-rex roars, you poo poo yourself, try to run but get lost in the primordial forest and die to ankle-bite by a compsognathus
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:40 |
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Hey I know, let's start posting stories from Reddit! That's different for this thread. How's this pendulum swing from open relationships? I[36F] am in arranged marriage with [37M]. He has very poor manners and make scenes in public. (Note: I'm pretty sure English isn't this person's first language so there's some weirdness in the writing. I think by "needs teenager" she means they have a disabled teenager in a wheelchair/stroller of some kind.) quote:We have been married for 17 years, arranged marriage and a needs teenager, so divorce isn't the simple answer. I also love him and I don't want to fight.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:44 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Imagine a totalitarian world where all of the ubermensch parade around in Furry costumes of Sonic and Goofy What, as opposed to Pepe and the V guy? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Marching around at the speed of sound Got people to kill gotta swallow that red pill
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:48 |
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Blade Runner posted:Marching around at the speed of sound
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:52 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Hey I know, let's start posting stories from Reddit! That's different for this thread. sounds like my indian ex mother in law. she was so bad i literally had to put my foot down about going out in public with her, she just couldnt behave like a human at all.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:54 |
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That guy sucks so loving bad, I hate him worse than the dude who ran out on his girlfriend and kid.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:55 |
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Sexual discrimination against Menquote:Hello, This takes place in Chicago IL. I work at a gym in their childcare department. I have years of experience working with kids and when I got this job I was told that I'm not allowed to change diapers because I'm a man. It's nice that I don't have to change diapers but this rule doesn't seem legal and I'm slightly offended that they think I'm predisposed to do something nefarious just because I'm a man. OP posted:Mostly just curious. Also this isn't the first time I've ran into people or situations having reservations about me working with kids. It's really frustrating to have to justify that you're not a pedophile. I'm fine with not changing diapers, I'm not fine with why I don't change diapers. This Escalated Quickly posted:Don't assume they said this because they think you're capable of doing something nefarious due to your gender. It may be a better safe than sorry situation. Many parents, especially fathers, would be very upset at having another man change their baby girl's (or boy's) diaper, for example. My own husband would be livid, and I would be angry as well. I think you're making this into something it isn't.
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extra row of teeth posted:Maybe if Deviantart existed back then his decent Disney drawings would have given him a hugbox of positive comments and lifted his self esteem. If Tumblr had existed back then, young Hitler would have found an outlet in the Karl May superfan community and his worst excesses would have been limited to terrible fanfiction that Pick would read
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 00:28 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Sexual discrimination against Men Don't assume they said this because they think you're capable of doing something nefarious because of your gender. Assume they said it because I think you're capable of doing something nefarious because of your gender, you perverted monster.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Sexual discrimination against Men quote:This Escalated Quickly posted: What? 'Don't assume they think you'll do something nefarious... but my husband and I would be furious if you changed our baby's diaper'.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 00:36 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Don't assume they said this because they think you're capable of doing something nefarious because of your gender. Assume they said it because I think you're capable of doing something nefarious because of your gender, you perverted monster. Yeah I’m not sure what she thought she was saying.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 00:42 |
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she just couldn't make it one paragraph without talking about herself
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 00:49 |
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Back on the sex doll guy... quote:That's the thing that says he had images [of children]. But I never have. Never had any interest in children. I just ordered the smallest cuz I was living at home and had to hide it
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PancakeTransmission posted:Back on the sex doll guy... I mean, I know this for complete F Plus reasons, but they literally make them without... parts. They make ones that are just a torso/pelvis/head, or some horrible monstrosity that has all three dickable holes on it even though they are not all on the same part of the body. Do not underestimate how horrible they can be made to look.
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PancakeTransmission posted:Back on the sex doll guy... He's a liar.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:27 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Sexual discrimination against Men You gotta just change babies with at least one other adult present, ideally just in the main room.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:28 |
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Anne Whateley posted:He is actually right, you can't implement gender-based discrimination at work even for things that are no fun. Like you can't make women not be trash collectors because they're women, and you can't make men not change diapers because they're men. Right. You tell him he can change a diaper, but if he actually goes for it you whip out the tire iron and get medieval on his rear end.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:40 |
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re discussing sex history chat: I feel like often we see it come up there's other issues usually related to their sex life and then the OP finds out that their wife had a past that's like completely opposite of what they're experiencing now and feel like they've been settled for/are inadequate and that's why their bedroom experience is lackluster. Of course there's plenty of other explanations such as their wife not liking those experiences and that's why she doesn't want to repeat them now or simply a change in preferences as they got older.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:56 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Hey I know, let's start posting stories from Reddit! That's different for this thread. She has a needs husband apparently
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:59 |
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Streak posted:She has a needs husband apparently Yeah, needs a brick to the loving skull
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Streak posted:She has a needs husband apparently Do the needful
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:16 |
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short and sweet, like a loser haiku
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:18 |
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I just made an involuntary *urrfff* noise at my computer. Does TV dictate our Me [33 M], [24 F] lives? quote:I'm a male (33), dating a woman (24) for about 9 months now. Hmm yes why isn't my nearly decade younger girlfriend as self actualized as me.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:21 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Does TV dictate our Me [33 M], [24 F] lives? *girlfriend is 24*
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:26 |
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If you're giving "when I was your age!!!!" style old man lectures to your girlfriend perhaps the age gap is excessive
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:27 |
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my initial reaction was that this was an ironic shitpost but on second thought that might just be a conditioned response to seeing Twitter Blade Runner posted:If you're giving "when I was your age!!!!" style old man lectures to your girlfriend perhaps the age gap is excessive Yeah it kinda just sounds like this guy is learning not to date 24-year-olds anymore
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:29 |
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loquacius posted:my initial reaction was that this was an ironic shitpost but on second thought that might just be a conditioned response to seeing Twitter 1) its probably a joke 2) i know a few girls who would 100% unironically agree with him if it wasnt a joke
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 03:10 |
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If you're a boring slob at 25, you're probably not going to be very interesting when you're 35.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 03:37 |
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Anomalous Blowout posted:Oh my god, I didn’t think “out for some cigarettes” dads were real. Surprising nobody, somebody is making GBS threads on the girlfriend in the comments. quote:Really you need to have a talk one on one. If she cant be adult enough to do that she cant possibly be mature enough to look after that baby. Try to empathise for a second she might be scared you'll leave again but next time not come back you need to talk down that part of her.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 03:43 |
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I mean if the counter was clear before she showed up and looked like that when she left? IDK, I have always helped SO's/friends clear up before I leave. If the counter looked like that when she got there... yeah, gently caress that guy.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 05:15 |
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Dannywilson posted:I mean if the counter was clear before she showed up and looked like that when she left? IDK, I have always helped SO's/friends clear up before I leave. If the counter looked like that when she got there... yeah, gently caress that guy. It's the second one, the guy is saying he expected her to just clean up his own mess that he had made as a "girlfriend test".
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