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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:someone mentioned Elise D's story on getting rid of cats. Does have anyone have a reference? Gotchoo fam quote:I'm gonna tell you guys a completely unrelated story about my childhood. By Elise the Great, forums superstar
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Sagebrush posted:Yeah if you find a place that costs like $50 or more you will be able to take them a picture of a haircut you like and they will recreate it in a way that works for your head and face. can i show them anime hair becuase i want anime hair
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:55 |
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lol rapist goon confessor it sure would be an inconvenience if someone found out about your rape
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 18:58 |
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Feral forest-dwelling goon, that was a good read. You should let the thread know when your next book gets published
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 20:10 |
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Play posted:can i show them anime hair becuase i want anime hair go in with a crewcut and show them a picture of Seymour from FFX quote:So, I've been happily married for over 20 years. I married my high school sweetheart and never looked back. She's basically the yin to my yang. I also have the typical trappings of a middle class life(house on acreage, decent cars, two great teen boys etc) I manage a really small company that makes a really obscure set of parts for a really obscure field of research. As such, it's a really small mom and pop company that pays me really well, and has allowed me to grow into the current position I'm at now(operations manager). The work environment is challenging and supportive and fulfilling and I've never wanted to work anywhere else. I mean, you seem perfectly aware that acting on any of this would be the worst idea on earth, so I won't patronize you by saying any more than that, but if you do end up doing so please send in a followup, TIA quote:I sent in a fake /r/legaladvice post recently. Poe's Law strikes again At any rate, my rule regarding content ITT is that I don't really care whether it's authentic unless it is so poorly fabricated that I feel it insults my intelligence, but R Slash Legal Advice probably would be bothered by finding out something was made up For the record I can't find the BOLA thread on Google, because someone has apparently adopted the quote from the passphrase as a "flair" and it's confusing Google
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 20:36 |
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married goon, cut off your dick asap!!!!!!!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 20:43 |
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Married goon and fatwife goon need to go bowling together. If anything, just to get them out of their situations for a bit.
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sugar free jazz posted:married goon, cut off your dick asap!!!!!!! This SEEMS like a joke but, in this case, might be sound advice. “She’s flirty, young and hot but a bit of a disaster” never works out well. Even if she IS liking the idea of you this will end messy. You will lose everything and end up known as “<insert town’s name> Harvey Weinstein.” Just rub one out/gently caress your wife while thinking of her a couple times and move on. Since you won’t follow any of this advice just share your name/loc so we can laugh at your folly. Anyone want to bet she ends up pregnant if they have sex? Also adventure time rape goon: even though you didn’t insert your penis into va-jayjay and people will cover for you that is still Bill Cosbyesque sexual assault. Congrats on levelling up your Republican levels. I really hope this wasn’t real and just puppet master trolling. I want to imagine goons being more Haha weird and less ew creepster. I want to believe.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:19 |
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Adventure Time Goon: are you white? Just come out ahead of it and announce that you’re sorry and you know it was wrong and it haunts you and you’ll be hailed as brave by the worst people on earth and probably given a raise or promotion or book deal or a show on Fox. Hot co-worker goon: She has daddy issues. It’s not a hard situation to read.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:31 |
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quote:I actually like the newest Ghost album That one didn't count, but it was short enough that it would have taken more words for me to summarize it than to just post it Skipping someone just verbatim sending in the story from Not a Children's post quote:I've been literally dreaming about a girl since we were in high school together. I'm 25. You probably shouldn't do that, I don't think shocking your brain works like that I dunno, honestly you don't strike me as particularly dangerous from this post, but this is still not a constructive fixation to have Plenty of people follow high-school acquaintances they barely knew then and haven't spoken to in years on social media, but if your problem is that you keep being "reminded" of her you should probably put a stop to that. And as usual I'm gonna advise you to fill your brain with something positive -- try dating other people if you haven't been, and try dating them more seriously if you've been doing it casually. quote:Basically my confession is my entire financial future hinges on my grandfather dying, like REAL soon. I have been counting on it for months now but he keeps hanging on. I have no job, I moved back in at home and I only have one more credit card payment's worth of cash left before I start going delinquent. I have approximately 25k in high interest credit card debt so my minimum payment is roughly at around 700 dollars. His inheritance will buy me a couple decades of a cushion as long as my parents let me stay here rent and food cost free. Have you considered getting a job OP Like, you can rush it along and be the prime suspect in a murder case I guess, but maybe you should try getting a job first, just sayin
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 19:46 |
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What if his will says "gently caress you in particular, 25k debt anon"
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Killing Loaf posted:not op btw, i just dress And that, young Jedi, is why you fail
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"I want all the benefits but I don't want to understand anything or lift a goddamn finger" you deserve to be alone
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 20:02 |
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Inheritance should be outlawed. Raise your own self up, leech!
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 20:07 |
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cut your dick off credit card goon. lazy rear end shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 20:14 |
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Credit card goon, file for bankruptcy. If it's all credit card debt and no student loan stuff, you can be home free! Save up two of those $700 payments and go find a bankruptcy attorney in your area. Then when you get that inheritance, you won't have to blow $25k of it paying back debts.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 20:23 |
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Don't worry, as long as his parents let him live there for free and pay for all his food for 20-30+ years he will be fine.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 20:28 |
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Burning_Monk posted:Inheritance should be outlawed. Raise your own self up, leech! what's worse, libertarians or spoiled rich idiots? thoughts and prayers posted:"I want all the benefits but I don't want to understand anything or lift a goddamn finger" suck my balls, fashion sucks just wanna lift and get swole and wear comfy shorts and a t shirt
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 21:24 |
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How do you prevent a daughter from growing up with daddy issues?
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:02 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:How do you prevent a daughter from growing up with daddy issues? Refraining from abusing, neglecting, or abandoning them is not a guarantee but it definitely helps.
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Dr. Feelgood posted:Whenever a payment goes through I immediately spend it on booze and stuff I can trade for other drugs. Uh yeah, I think that this is the root of the problem, not granpa dying or not dying.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:16 |
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RCarr posted:Don't worry, as long as his parents let him live there for free and pay for all his food for 20-30+ years he will be fine. I don't think bankruptcy hurts you that much. Probably like 7 years? The finance industry gets so desperate to lend during bubbles that at some point some institution won't give a gently caress you went bankrupt 5 years ago, and then once one of them lends to you, they all look at you better.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:49 |
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Is that dying grandfather thing just Stephen Lynch fanfic or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUDO_dtA_-8
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Hot younger co-worker goon: I mean,
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:38 |
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Mods: Please change my name to Hot Creamy Jihad
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A suave, debonair gentleman posted:Uh yeah, I think that this is the root of the problem, not granpa dying or not dying. I should also point out that there's a pretty good chance that grandpa is not an idiot, and knows that Junior is hosed up on booze and drugs, and would blow his inheritance on booze and drugs, in which case you're probably out of the will.
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Gynovore posted:I should also point out that there's a pretty good chance that grandpa is not an idiot, and knows that Junior is hosed up on booze and drugs, and would blow his inheritance on booze and drugs, in which case you're probably out of the will. A spendthrift trust would be the better way to handle it unless they're disowning them.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 03:03 |
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Burning_Monk posted:Inheritance should be outlawed. Raise your own self up, leech! From what I understand, the US tax code for inheritances is absurdly lax.
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This lede was a little buried but inheritance mentioned being totally willing to kill his Grandpa but being too stupid/chickenshit to get away with it, not out of trying to end his Pop-Pop’s suffering but just to be a lazy piece of poo poo forever... Also lol at the idea that your parents will just coddle you forever while you spend all your grampa’s money on booze and pills and stuff. Do the world a favor OP and donate both kidneys and your brain to science ASAP or maybe attempt to care for yourself because it sounds like you’re on your way to no one caring about you.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 11:39 |
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I don't know, my uncle did it. He lived with my grandma his entire life and did nothing but drink until he died in his 60s. It's not exactly something to aspire for though - when he died there was nobody in the whole family whose reaction wasn't some variant of "thank god" or "finally".
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't know, my uncle did it. He lived with my grandma his entire life and did nothing but drink until he died in his 60s. It's not exactly something to aspire for though - when he died there was nobody in the whole family whose reaction wasn't some variant of "thank god" or "finally". Your grandmother, like the confessor’s parents, utterly failed him
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Bust Rodd posted:Your grandmother, like the confessor’s parents, utterly failed him Well, yeah, alcoholics aren't good parents, but even considering that he was a dick.
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Bust Rodd posted:Your grandmother, like the confessor’s parents, utterly failed him
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Cage posted:Nah maybe she was cool and knew how to have a good time, too. They weren't the cool kind of alcoholics, they were the antisocial smelly kind prone to random spurts of violence when they aren't pissing or puking on things. I never saw him awake in my entire life, he was always passed out on the couch. Also he tried to kill my dad/his brother by bashing his face with a brick.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 13:55 |
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start sharing your stash with grandpa. you won't be so lonely then and neither will he. you can strengthen your relationship with another generation of your family and the unhealthy lifestyle will surely hasten his doom.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:They weren't the cool kind of alcoholics, they were the antisocial smelly kind prone to random spurts of violence when they aren't pissing or puking on things. I never saw him awake in my entire life, he was always passed out on the couch. Also he tried to kill my dad/his brother by bashing his face with a brick. Jesus christ, no wonder you eat rear end..
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wesleywillis posted:Jesus christ, no wonder you eat rear end.. what, you don't?
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RFC2324 posted:what, you don't? Yes, I have been known to enter that area facially.
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quote:I saw a news segment on Vice about civil confinement in Washington state. Essentially, the state's most vile predators, once they have completed their prison terms, are sentenced to live on an island permanently (barring successful treatment), in semi-confinement (can't leave the island, but there's far more freedom than in prison). My confession is that I would love to live on one of these islands. It seems like such a peaceful life, essentially living in a small island community. I've had a good life so far, but I've had more than my share of stresses, and the freedom I've gained from my independence has not been quite worth it. It's obviously an impossible pipedream (and one that would not actually be fun in the way I am imagining it, of course), but there's just an incredible appeal to me of simply slowly wandering around an island and reading books for the rest of my life. I'm not sure if this is ironic because I don't have time to watch the video at the moment, but I read a take on Brave New World pointing out something like this is basically what Bernard's future at the end of his portion of the book looks like, except with "most vile predators" swapped out for "most free-thinking intellectuals," and he really has no reason to be mad about it, but he is anyway because Bernard is a miserable rear end in a top hat Anyway the difference between that scenario and this one is the part about the vile predators, who might ruin your transcendentalist experience Also when double-checking what the first protagonist of Brave New World's name was I found that his full name is Bernard Marx. Which feels a little on-the-nose in 2018. Sounds like the kind of name a Freeper would make up for the villain in an objectivist fanfiction. quote:This is the guy who is married to the really obese woman. I thought it would be good to give a followup, since some people in the thread gave advice on how to change things. I think at this point you've done a lot of the due-diligence you have to do before you hit your threshold honestly Do you know what your kids think about her? That's an important piece which seems to have been left out.
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