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Sagebrush posted:i once had a student who asked me for help with his solidworks model and i literally couldn't see what was happening on his laptop screen through the grime. there were sprays of brown god-knows-what all over the glass, like he'd been driving it through the mud, and grunge caked on so hard you could see it was three-dimensional. i got him a bottle of windex and some paper towels and told him to clean it off before I could help. that may have been humiliating for him but jesus christ dude have some pride dude you know what those stains were.
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the keyboard cover for the surface pro is one of the grossest design ideas in computers. oh hey you can take this device anywhere! (disclaimer: never place it anywhere that has any dust or debris. always perform a full surgical hand wash before using the device or picking it up) Regular and thorough hand-washing is an important part of any personal health practice, though? I taught my tiny hu-mon to sing the alphabet song while lathering under a running tap which seems to be aligned with best-practices?
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Midjack posted:dude you know what those stains were. i'm in denial anecdotally, since i started making a special effort to wash my hands after touching any student's mouse or keyboard, i now usually get away safe while the rest of the department is all sick
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Schadenboner posted:Regular and thorough hand-washing is an important part of any personal health practice, though?
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anthonypants posted:i've also heard the happy birthday song The place I learned this practice from was the parents scrub sink at a NICU so that might have been thought of as being in poor taste?
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Oct 10, 2018 02:37
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the cum made the screen dirty, op
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El_Elegante posted:the cum made the screen dirty, op turn your monitor on.
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Oct 10, 2018 02:45
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dont harsh my skincare regimen
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Schadenboner posted:Regular and thorough hand-washing is an important part of any personal health practice, though? my mom was the infection control coordinator for a hospital for over a decade and her laptop is an equivalent gross level as mine despite me being extremely online at all hours of the day also some points of order here: -you can't lather if your hands are under a running tap. the water will wash it off -the part of the sequence in which you sing the song is the scrubbing phase, not the lathering phase -you should turn off the tap during the lathering and scrubbing phase. at least according to the CDC
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Sagebrush posted:i once had a student who asked me for help with his solidworks model and i literally couldn't see what was happening on his laptop screen through the grime. there were sprays of brown god-knows-what all over the glass, like he'd been driving it through the mud, and grunge caked on so hard you could see it was three-dimensional. i got him a bottle of windex and some paper towels and told him to clean it off before I could help. that may have been humiliating for him but jesus christ dude have some pride you know the garbage posts like "you owe me a new monitor" and " thanks i just spit coffee all over my monitor"? well there you go its cum
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Lutha Mahtin posted:my mom was the infection control coordinator for a hospital for over a decade and her laptop is an equivalent gross level as mine despite me being extremely online at all hours of the day I just use steel wool and comet
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Sagebrush posted:i...had...student you're teaching now?? cool 
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Oct 10, 2018 11:31
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4 cameras is better. is two more https://twitter.com/evleaks/status/1049980689200877568
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Oct 10, 2018 17:11
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what's a "depth camera"?
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Oct 10, 2018 17:16
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using this metaphor, my question is closer to "do the cameras study the image over and over infinitely and forever" even without new images being inserted in to the dataset?
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Oct 10, 2018 17:19
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jfc android
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Oct 10, 2018 17:33
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I totally trust samsumg's rockstar software team to create amazing seamless images that won't be blurry or full of processing artifacts
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Oct 10, 2018 17:35
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please secure your photos in Knox, the premiere security suite
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Oct 10, 2018 17:55
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we regret to inform you that Knox suffers from a plain-text encryption key stored in its binary blob. please upgrade to Knox 2.0
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Oct 10, 2018 17:56
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bixby take a picture bixby take a photo hey bixby hey bixby cheese cheese CHEESE jesus chri*click*GODDAMMIT
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Oct 10, 2018 18:01
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President Beep posted:what's a "depth camera"? maybe for the portrait mode thing where it blurs the background
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anyway phones have glass backs so the logical thing is just make the entire back a giant sensor or bust it up into four in a grid of you want
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Oct 10, 2018 18:19
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Blue Train posted:maybe for the portrait mode thing where it blurs the background i was wondering that too, but the aperture on that one is only negligibly faster than the two top cameras, and actually slower than the "main camera". If anything, the user should get more out of focus backgrounds with the f/1.7 main camera.
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President Beep posted:i was wondering that too, but the aperture on that one is only negligibly faster than the two top cameras, and actually slower than the "main camera". If anything, the user should get more out of focus backgrounds with the f/1.7 main camera. depth of field depends on aperture vs sensor size so with those like 5mm phone sensors you’re not going to get much rich, creamy bokeh without lots of fake processing even at low f stop
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qirex posted:depth of field depends on aperture vs sensor size so with those like 5mm phone sensors you’re not going to get much rich, creamy bokeh without lots of fake processing even at low f stop ah, so maybe there's some digital fuckery being applied to that one camera then
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Oct 10, 2018 18:41
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maybe the algorithms are set to uni-directional instead of omni-directional
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Oct 10, 2018 18:42
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President Beep posted:ah, so maybe there's some digital fuckery being applied to that one camera then that thing has 4 cameras with different apertures and resolutions, digital fuckery will be unavoidable
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qirex posted:that thing has 4 cameras with different apertures and resolutions, digital fuckery will be unavoidable good to see vintage samsung, they almost appeared to have learned something for a while
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  somebody go find kirk
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what is the razer logo supposed to be anyway i always see it as sort of like three sperms making a biohazard symbol hm. actually, "warning: toxic genes" is pretty fuckin apt
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Oct 12, 2018 18:07
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it's snakes, i'm p. sure all their input peripherals were snake themed originally
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infernal machines posted:it's snakes, i'm p. sure all their input peripherals were snake themed originally yup: deathadder, boomslang, etc etc
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so it's like a snake...orgy?
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snake king
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infernal machines posted:snake king
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Sagebrush posted:what is the razer logo supposed to be anyway one of those doohickeys that used to fit in the hole of a 45rpm record to make it fit on the spindle for 33rpm
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LastInLine posted:one of those doohickeys that used to fit in the hole of a 45rpm record to make it fit on the spindle for 33rpm One Weird Trick to play your music at 0.75 speed?
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Lutha Mahtin posted:-you can't lather if your hands are under a running tap. the water will wash it off more like Lather Mahtin
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field report: just spotted a dude using an essential phone. seemed like his needs were suited but I’m also pretty sure he worked at that company.
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it’s a, needs suiter re-booter jail breaker don’t you mess around with me
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