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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

bell jar posted:

From theg liveblog:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/oct/15/coalition-morrison-joyce-coal-polls-politics-live


They had half a populist policy that would pass with bipartisan support and they're already walking it back lmao. Oh you can't fire someone for being gay, but if someone being gay contravenes your religion, well, fire, fire away!

I think religious policy is a losing battle in this country for a number of reasons but mostly that nobody likes religious institutions except members of exactly that religion and everyone else hates them. Divide and conquer, baby.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/inside-the-stunning-and-hilarious-lego-parliament-house-replica-20181005-h16ac0.html

LEGO PARLIAMENT HOUSE

quote:


A LEGO recreation of an infamous press conference with Clive Palmer when the sprinklers suddenly went off

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Amoeba102 posted:

If you play quidditch bowmore, just ditch the stick.
part of the skill is holding onto the stick while catching and throwing

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

If it comes down to that it's just a warm-up to getting nuked anyway.

No one will nuke us, we will get to watch the radioactive clouds roll in and slowly kill us, which is better than we deserve.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

JBP posted:

No one will nuke us, we will get to watch the radioactive clouds roll in and slowly kill us, which is better than we deserve.

I hope you have your soundtrack picked out.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Question Time:

Bill Shorten: The Prime Minister has complained that voting for anybody but the Liberals in Wentworth will destabilise his government. But didn’t this Prime Minister destabilise the government in the first place when he and his colleagues deposed Mr Turnbull?
Is government instability the only reason we are having the Wentworth by-election, and will the Prime Minister explain to the people of Wentworth why Malcolm Turnbull is no longer the Prime Minister of Australia?

Scott Morrison: We're cutting taxes for small businesses.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

small businesses in boats

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Get it over with. Call an election.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Kommando posted:

Get it over with. Call an election.
Would be welcomed, current gov is a farce

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Trapezium Dave posted:

Bill Shorten: Hey Scomo, how's the wife?

Scott Morrison: We're cutting taxes for small businesses.

The Pope: Mr Morrison, I'd love to visit Australia! What do you think?

Scott Morrison: We're cutting taxes for small businesses.

The Lord Jesus: Sorry Scotty, I don't actually hate the gays. Could you dial that down a bit?

Scott Morrison: We're cutting taxes for small businesses, my Lord

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Question Time, paraphrased:

Joel Fitzgibbon: You said on Saturday the agricultural policy visa is dead, but Barnaby Joyce said there is no such thing as dead in politics. Is the policy now a zombie?

Scott Morrison: You're a zombie.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

The New South Wales Young Nationals has expelled one member and suspended two others after revelations the group had been infiltrated by members of Australia’s alt-right movement.

On Sunday the ABC’s Background Briefing revealed that members of the NSW Young Nationals were members of the Lads Society, a far-right fight club whose leaders include the prominent alt-right figure Blair Cottrell.

The Young Nationals – including one member of the party executive – were or had also been members of a Facebook group called the New Guard, whose followers include self-described fascists.

Membership to the party’s youth organisation has also been temporarily suspended.

On Monday the deputy premier and leader of the NSW Nationals, John Barilaro, admitted his party may have been an “easy target” for members of the far-right seeking to influence mainstream politics.

Well that was fast.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The suspensions are against Clifford Jennings, party executive and Lisa Sandford, fundraising officer.

Lisa Sandford is this charming lady

https://thewhiterosesociety.writeas.com/neo-nazi-lisa-sandford-elected-to-nsw-young-nationals-executive-assisted-by

Can't find who was expelled.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

JBP posted:

Won't be so funny when that Chengdu J-20 flying around without an opponent destroys your home.

ah yes all 28 of them.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Not sure how a non-carrier-based F22 is going to make it over the Atlantic in order to defend Australian airspace without some serious logistical handwaving either, Mr Speaka

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Air refueling.


Bigger fuel tank.

JBP fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 15, 2018

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
Lol the government voted with One Nation for Hanson's "It's okay to be white" motion in the Senate. It went down 31-28.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

It's that proof it's not okay?

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

I'll give it to Labor that at least they didn't back the Government on this, lmao

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its official: whiteness is bad

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

adamantium|wang posted:

Lol the government voted with One Nation for Hanson's "It's okay to be white" motion in the Senate. It went down 31-28.

The LNP still sometimes manages to shock me with it's badness.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you


31-28

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
This country is ridiculous

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

JBP posted:

Air refueling.


Bigger fuel tank.

Still doesn't really make sense vs a carrier support group with F35s that can land, refuel and take off from the deck. If any serious air engagement were to occur over here, that's how they'd probably do it.

Especially seeing as they only have about 250 left,

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'd rather a space laser defended me.

More seriously I can't believe the libs voted with the wedge motion loving LMAO

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
:siren: :auspol: :siren:

Beetrooter wants the top job back

quote:

Rumours are swirling that Barnaby Joyce may call for a National party leadership spill before Christmas.

Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has attempted to unite the National Party's strong divide since Scott Morrison took office on August 24.

But Annika Smethurst writes in her weekly column for The Sunday Telegraph, the 'nice guy' from Wagga Wagga has failed to do so.

The politics editor says the 22 members of the National party room have all agreed there is a chance former leader Mr Joyce may call for a spill and resume his position at the top before the year is up.
from the daily mail but hey

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
*wavering, angry Pauline voice*

Synthbuttrange posted:

Its official: whiteness is bad

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


How'd Lucy Giuchi vote?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Wentworth byelection: Dave Sharma 'open' to relocating Australia's embassy to Jerusalem

lmfaoooooo

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Synthbuttrange posted:

Wentworth byelection: Dave Sharma 'open' to relocating Australia's embassy to Jerusalem

lmfaoooooo

9/10 Australians have no idea why that's bad.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

BBJoey posted:

How'd Lucy Giuchi vote?

With, apparently
https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1051718364886777856

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Will those names say it's ok to be gay?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
how is Michaelia Cash still a thing

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

BBJoey posted:

How'd Lucy Giuchi vote?




For it, by the looks of things.

Lid posted:

how is Michaelia Cash still a thing

The Federal Police are either incompetent or told by the government to shelve the investigation until after the next Federal election

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
"anti-white racism"

We specifically only condemn racism against white people, a thing that totally exists.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I hate this bullshit because it’s just a distraction from real issues

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
We are the only ones that care outside of worthless chuds.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Looks like the Coalition wants to woo preferences.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/davpope/status/1051723070954561538

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

We don't deserve David Pope

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