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rockstar employees are bent over a barrel by their bosses to render shrinking horse nuts. meanwhile, mike pence--the vice president of the united states of america--is bent over a barrel by a horse to empty the horse's nuts.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 00:49 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 09:08 |
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bump
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 02:02 |
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 04:17 |
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remember that time mike pence hosed a horse? I sure do
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:10 |
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republicans are now calling stormy daniels "horseface", but mike pence will never accept this. he desires only the real thing, and will accept no substitutes
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 04:40 |
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Dead Beef posted:remember that time mike pence hosed a horse? time?
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 06:03 |
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Bobby Digital posted:time? It's true Merely an illusion we experience when we observe Mike Pence moving in the horse cock continuum
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 06:24 |
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Tastykake posted:republicans are now calling stormy daniels "horseface", but mike pence will never accept this. he desires only the real thing, and will accept no substitutes His handlers are doing this in order to wean him off of horses before he has a terrible accident, but Pence only knows one way to live, and he lives hard.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 14:38 |
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Xand_Man posted:It's true mike pence's rectum is a flat circle
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:06 |
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Another day, another thread called him a horsefucker, and so I am reminded and the thread is bumped up.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:14 |
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i was reminded
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 21:23 |
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Lord of Pie posted:i was reminded Where did they show you this old rear end statue in some lovely rear end Mall in Prague?
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 21:54 |
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I remembered who the vice-president was and what he did.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:17 |
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Mikie's tired, he had a hard day on the range
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:44 |
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The Jimquisition today just had a tangent on horse testicles, which made my mind remember about Mike Pence probably masturbating violently to let's plays on the game.
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 19:36 |
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rectum drat near killed em
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 19:44 |
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I unintentionally unlocked the 1St Cavalry Division "First Team" emblem in War Thunder and have been instantly reminded that Mike Pence doesn't ride horses, he has the horses ride him
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 21:37 |
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Charlie don’t take horse cock
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:49 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 15:08 |
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I've been neglecting to bump this thread each individual time lately because I basically can't get it off my mind; I am constantly thinking about Mike Pence's love for horsecock
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:13 |
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goddamn he hosed the hell right out of that horse
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:16 |
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i actually forgot for a bit there, but in my dreams i had a startling vision a vision of a man's colon prolapsing dozens of feet into the air, starting to fall and then going right back up through the sheer determination and rectal strength of its owner exactly like one of those red windsock men you see outside of car dealerships and i remembered that such a fantastic, elastic colon could only belong to one man a vice president who is also a prodigious lover of male horses
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:31 |
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Every time I type Mike into my phone autocomplete does the rest And I remember
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 21:11 |
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he sucks and fucks horses Prodigiously
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 02:26 |
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I don't always think about horses, but when I do, I always think about Michael Pence, the vice president of the United States, and how he takes immense amounts of pleasure in taking horse cock up his rear end
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 05:12 |
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Once again, I am reminded of Mike Pence, and the fact that he fucks horses.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 05:45 |
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I'm playing RDR 2 and named my horse Mother so I would never forget.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 06:12 |
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I AM THANKFUL ON ThIS GLORIOUS DAY -Mike Pence, before entering a stud farm
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 09:20 |
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Retromancer posted:I'm playing RDR 2 and named my horse Mother so I would never forget. they say you can do anything in that game but you can't mike pence a horse so what's the point
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 15:56 |
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let every shrinking of the horse's nuts remind you that somewhere, atop of mike pence, the same thing is happening for a very different reason
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:45 |
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the reason is that the hporse is ejaculating inside mike pence, the vice president of the united states
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:46 |
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Tastykake posted:the reason is that the hporse is ejaculating inside mike pence, the vice president of the united states
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:49 |
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he laughin cuz he know
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:54 |
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Mike Pence is headed down to Mexico (with Mother, of course). Do you think he'll make some time to try to find a donkey show?
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 01:41 |
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sleeptalker posted:Mike Pence is headed down to Mexico (with Mother, of course). if you havent figured it out yet you idiot you absolute dunce he is not into donkeys
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 02:47 |
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Mike pence gets weirdly turned on by mules but he would never gently caress one
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 04:58 |
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God-fearing horsefucker proposes genital electroshock for mule-humping perverts
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 06:35 |
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I remembered so hard
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 15:53 |
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Teal posted:I remembered so hard as hard as the horse that's inside michael pence
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 16:00 |
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Tastykake posted:as hard as the horse that's inside michael pence Nah if I remembered that hard I'd will the whole scene into existence in front of me and I'm not sure what'd world do with two Mike Pences. Other than letting them get rammed by stallions I mean.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:30 |