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Wait so he bean dipped him right after firing? Or did the friend just get pissed at the firing and got him for the previous ones?
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RatHat posted:Wait so he bean dipped him right after firing? Or did the friend just get pissed at the firing and got him for the previous ones? Sounds like the latter. His buddy told him to stop, then did it anyway and kept it going. Then when he got fired he got pissed and made a sexual harassment claim from it.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:29
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I think it's like... you walk up behind them and put your hand on their chest like you're cupping their breasts? I dunno how you would scoop a guy's bitch tits from the front.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:30
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jobson groeth posted:After googling 'bean dipping nipples' it is no clearer now than it was before but I think I have a new fetish. Pms open
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cumshitter posted:I think it's like... you walk up behind them and put your hand on their chest like you're cupping their breasts? I dunno how you would scoop a guy's bitch tits from the front. It sounds like he's describing just the gayest titty twister
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Oct 16, 2018 03:41
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Who among us has not killed multiple birds by accidentally stepping on them in the dark? Honestly, people are so quick to judge
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Oct 16, 2018 03:52
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Someone has doxxed the woman and found a pic of her walking.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:54
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jobson groeth posted:Someone has doxxed the woman and found a pic of her walking. Please don't dox Krunk Walk Kim
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Oct 16, 2018 04:01
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I hadn't realized Deathbulge was a documentary!
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SodomyGoat101 posted:Please don't dox Krunk Walk Kim She's no burderer.
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cumshitter posted:I think it's like... you walk up behind them and put your hand on their chest like you're cupping their breasts? I dunno how you would scoop a guy's bitch tits from the front. In my head, I see you cupping one hand like a Scoops Frito chip, and dragging your fingertips across one of their nipples, like you're scooping bean dip. "Oh, Stewardess? I speak tard."
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Having your fiance get upset at being "disrespected" for being asked to collect clam shells in Connecticut is quite possibly the whitest predicament ever. Collecting....shells...?! What are we, peasants?
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Doctor implanted another couple's embryo in my wife. We've been raising a child that is not ours genetically. My wife and I had issues having a child naturally, so we underwent IVF with her eggs and my sperm. She carried the baby and we've raised the child for a year now in Texas. We noticed some things like eye color and skin tone that didn't seem like they came from my wife or myself, and it was also a red flag that we had different embryo counts on different paperwork. We are wanting another child, so we got a DNA paternity and maternity test to make sure everything was correct with our firstborn before going for the second. The test results concluded that the child is not ours genetically. Some internet research that we've done indicates that the genetic parents would be the legal guardians if we tried to take this to court. What can we do from here? We want to conceive another child, but want to ensure it's ours. We also don't want our firstborn to be taken from us.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Doctor implanted another couple's embryo in my wife. We've been raising a child that is not ours genetically. Oh poo poo, looks like the evil bitches egg also took. This guy should delete his thread, she's looking for him. see: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=3452&perpage=40#post488066719 Some of the Sheep fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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I've disliked a lot of people I've read about in this thread but I want to beat that bird killer with a 2.5 foot length of garden hose for 48 solid hours. She stomped it and put it in a box to die. If someone did that to my pet it would be war for the rest of our lives. I'd be doing incredibly evil life-wrecking poo poo like releasing bedbugs into their house or RM43ing their entire yard or tearing handfuls of shingles off their roof and I'd be doing those incredibly evil things 2-3 times a week until either I died or they did. Literally nothing would be beyond the pale in that situation up to and including straight-up arson. I miss my bird.  RIP Boomerang, you're flying in the clouds of my heart pal.
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I (22m) asked my friend which lead singer he would sleep with and my gf (22f) heard and is now trying to break up with me. First time posting here so bear with me. PREFACE: My gf and I have been dating since college, and have recently graduated and gotten full time jobs in the same city. We have had the normal hiccups in our relationship, but I would say overall we are a strong couple. Yesterday my gf and I attended a weekend long music festival and overall had a great time. we were occasionally accompanied by some of our friends. During one of the sets, I jokingly asked my friend that was also at the show with us that out of the three female acts he had seen recently, which one he would sleep with. He answered, then proceeded to try to ask me the same question. I knew this was going to end badly, and avoided the question. I knew this was a touchy subject with my gf, and I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable. Of course, my gf, who was standing in front of us, turns around immediately gets upset. I tried to apologize twice but she was not having it. She then proceeds to ghost me the next 30 minutes of the show, then leaves with one of her friends without saying a word. I think to myself "Ok, well now what?" Obviously she is mad, which I understood. But I was unsure what to do, so I told my friend that we should just go on to the next show at a different stage. Fast forward about an hour, and I get a text basically saying that I'm a "womanizer" and a "piece of poo poo" for not saying anything to her or her friends when they left. She basically said that I effectively only viewed women by their bodies and not by their personalities. Ok, weird. She then tells me that she had to leave because her friend was about to pass out, and that she didn't have time to let either my friend or I know that she would be back (which is ridiculous to me, it would've taken 2 seconds to just say she'd be back). I apologize again but I tell her that since she didn't say anything to me, I had no idea where she was going. I also tell her that I was unsure how she came to that conclusion that I am a womanizer. She proceeds to try to argue over text with me during the closing show, and I just read them and don't reply, trying to enjoy myself. I wasn't trying to fight with her over text. A couple of hours later we get home, and I ask her if we can talk and she tells me that "I know where she stands" based on the texts she had sent me from the concert. She was unwillingly to talk about it, and took all of her stuff out of my apartment. She drives back to her apartment, then texts me one last time that she is going to block my number and that we should set up something over email to pick stuff up from one another. Tried calling and texting and I am indeed blocked. Can someone help me make sense of this? I understand that yes, I probably shouldn't have asked my friend that question but does all of that really warrant this response of blocking me and effectively trying to break up with me? I recognize that there might be something else underlying that is making her mad as well, and that this is just a catalyst. I'm just at a lost of words... this situation doesn't make the most sense to me. TLDR: Asked my friend an inappropriate question and my gf heard, and is trying to break up with me over it EDIT: Thanks for the all the advice, good and bad. I wrote her a letter and left it at her doorstep. It's up to her what she wants to do with it. Ready to quit, for me and for my relationship (self.NoFap) Hello all, I have been a lurker for years, ever since I started browsing reddit. I always thought nofap was a meme, but after reading through countless posts I now realize how similar a lot of the stories are to my own. I started when I was young, just like everyone else. From my mom’s Victoria Secret magazines to anything really, up until I got my first computer in high school. It got to the point where I was looking at porn daily, and masturbating once to twice a day. This continued up into college, almost 8 years straight of daily fap. I started to lust after my females friends, friends girlfriends, sometimes even random girls. It became a constant struggle. My addiction finally reached a climax this past weekend when my girlfriend caught me looking at porn at her cousins wedding. She, understandably, blew up at me. Looking back, it’s loving pathetic. Truly and utterly disgusting. I had no self control, and finally got caught. After unsuccessfully lying to her, I quickly realized that for more than 10 years I’ve been lying to myself as well; I have always been addicted. And it was then and there that I decided to change. I now am putting 110% into changing for the better, for my own personal health and my relationship with a girl I truly love. We are still together, but she has lost a lot of trust in me and obviously feels very hurt. Any advice on that would be appreciated! I am now on Day 2 of NoFap, and have already noticed some of the benefits. I’m in it for the long haul. Looking forward to fighting the good fight with you all! Tldr: let’s get through this nofap together fam
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (22m) asked my friend which lead singer he would sleep with and my gf (22f) heard and is now trying to break up with me. Ol' Romeo over here with the nothing but questions about porno addiction post history
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19M Son is failing college...Should I 40F still pay for his tuition? My son 19M barely passed high school. He promised to change his ways in college. Though, it is a sacrifice for me to pay for his tution and food, I am happy to do it in exchange for good grades. 2 months into the semester, he is failing all classes. Instead he watches netflix, online gambling and hangs out with some girls he met on Tinder. He has tried to make plans to go to Tijuana to hang out with a friend he met online. Also a 56M paid him to have sex with him. I am at a loss and I am heartbroken. I am afraid that if I don't pay for him, he will continue to do more and more dangerous behaviors. TL;DR Son 19M is failing college, instead has high risk sex, plays video games and watches netflix.....what should I do?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:19M Son is failing college...Should I 40F still pay for his tuition? College isn't for everyone. It's not a magic fix for your fuckup kids. Hell, I wish I hadn't saddled myself with the debt of it.
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Theophany posted:College isn't for everyone. It's not a magic fix for your fuckup kids. That's basically how it's been sold to an entire generation; you go to college or you are a failure is drilled into them by every authority figure and form of media from birth
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's basically how it's been sold to an entire generation; you go to college or you are a failure is drilled into them by every authority figure and form of media from birth Yup, at least in the UK we had a long rear end time of it being either free or largely government subsidised but I feel for the kids today paying £10k a year for the experience because their careers counselor at school told them they absolutely need that BA in psychology to get an office job. Given how much it costs in the US I would've thought it put more people off going, but apparently not.
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I hate that I’m so attracted to girls asses, I feel like my mind thinks about it so much and I want it to stop. What can I do? u/-Oozed quote:iI’m 20 years old and im so attracted to girls and specifically hot asses. They’re always going through my brain and thinking about sex. Why did I have to be wired this way? Is there anything I can do about this?
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Theophany posted:Yup, at least in the UK we had a long rear end time of it being either free or largely government subsidised but I feel for the kids today paying £10k a year for the experience because their careers counselor at school told them they absolutely need that BA in psychology to get an office job. Given how much it costs in the US I would've thought it put more people off going, but apparently not. There's literally a massive industry built around encouraging this with undischargeable loans to the point where student loans are last I heard basically a massive bubble that no one wants to talk about because there's absolutely no way most of them are ever getting paid back.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's basically how it's been sold to an entire generation; you go to college or you are a failure is drilled into them by every authority figure and form of media from birth In reality college is more like a competency test, if you're too much of a fuckup to pass your freshmen courses then you're going to have to pursue some other passion, like online poker or having sex with old guys for money
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CheesyDog posted:I hate that I’m so attracted to girls asses, I feel like my mind thinks about it so much and I want it to stop. What can I do? 
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birdstomper58 is an insanely hosed up psycho and that dude needs to follow in the path of worthies like pete and eagle boyfriend immediately that dude needs to permanently cut this woman out of his life instantly and completely, jfc. This is a case where there needs to be surgical complete severance pronto. that whole description of when he was like "hey where's professor cheeps???" and she said she didn't know reeks it's so disgusting, and his life would be 1000x better without her loving him up like this. That's all I needed to see and then she comes back in the comments and hooboy it gets worse. Poor bird. Animals like that really do need a ton of social interaction and are almost little people. Insanely hosed up and terrible. verdict is 
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Oct 16, 2018 12:47
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's basically how it's been sold to an entire generation; you go to college or you are a failure is drilled into them by every authority figure and form of media from birth Tradesmen can make hella money but you only hear about college. I wonder why? Oh wait it's because becoming a tradesman doesn't require you to take out a six-figure loan the Republicans made the only type of debt in the world not clearable by bankruptcy.
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JonathonSpectre posted:
I like the cut of your jib.
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Theophany posted:College isn't for everyone. It's not a magic fix for your fuckup kids. Indeed. My younger son dropped out in his freshman year. Decided college wasn't for him. He applied and was accepted for an apprenticeship in the Ironworkers Union. Four years later as a Journeyman Ironworker, he was making more money, had better benefits, and is happier than just about all of his peers the same age. With no student loan debt.
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the callousness of it and just the entirely unnatural lack of empathy is what disturbs me the most, even assuming she did accidentally kill it. ok, I could see maybe accidentally stomping some weird pet like a bug that's literally stupid, but jesus a loving bird? That's like "accidentally" stepping on a kitten and breaking its spine. I mean yeah the one goon did that but c'mon at least he felt bad. hell even if your SO has weird bugs normally they have them cause they at least have pretty shell patterns or are like exotic sri lankan spice beetles or whatever. You would feel bad because you accidentally destroyed something your SO cares about enough to raise and cultivate. gently caress, if I was dating a chick and she asked me to water her orchid or stone plant or whatever and I accidentally kill it I would feel so bad. there's no way somebody has an even slightly exotic pet and lets them just stomp around loose at night. This chick for sure purposely killed an innocent bird. I believe the posters who said the bird flies home to sleep at night. Fuckin dogs go to their beds at night. what the gently caress weirdo feels outcompeted for affection by a bird? What's gonna happen if this dude decides to read moby dick one day, fuckin, some library of Alexandria type poo poo? How much of a stab in the gut would it be to leave your beloved pet with anyone and it ends up turbomurdered? Your SO? jesus.
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JonathonSpectre posted:Tradesmen can make hella money but you only hear about college. I wonder why? or because existing tradesmen don't want the supply of labor to rise and bring down said hella money  (but yeah it is way more what you said)
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Ya I know we normally frown on calling posts out as fake, but the OP flew way too close to the sun in the comments. Like if you're a sociopath so easily able to manipulate your SO into being emotionally incapable of leaving you, you could at least put in the effort to make retards on Reddit believe you enough to help you concoct a plausible alibi for the dead bird.
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CheesyDog posted:I hate that I’m so attracted to girls asses, I feel like my mind thinks about it so much and I want it to stop. What can I do? Unfortunately son, no.
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MightyJoe36 posted:Indeed. My younger son dropped out in his freshman year. Decided college wasn't for him. He applied and was accepted for an apprenticeship in the Ironworkers Union. Four years later as a Journeyman Ironworker, he was making more money, had better benefits, and is happier than just about all of his peers the same age. With no student loan debt. For real though everyone wants to yell at college kids for being so snobbish that they think they're above real jobs, when really they're just pampered princess idiots etc. etc. I would recommend talking to some older tradesmen and other physical laborers first, because it turns out there's a reason they wanted their kids to have desk jobs
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Theophany posted:Ya I know we normally frown on calling posts out as fake, but the OP flew way too close to the sun in the comments. i dunno, homeboy sounded like he already had some minor mental struggles and you don't exactly gotta be the albert einstein of manipulating people to pull off making an introvert with anxiety issues put up with your lovely relationship behavior she just escalated too much to the point that he finally found a spine just as birdie lost his
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blarzgh posted:Unfortunately son, no. I mean, there is a way, but it's boobs.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's literally a massive industry built around encouraging this with undischargeable loans to the point where student loans are last I heard basically a massive bubble that no one wants to talk about because there's absolutely no way most of them are ever getting paid back. It's also starting to gently caress with other industries and even retirements too. Turns out spending the last 30 years investing in your home only pays off if younger people can afford to buy it. Also, double lol since the young people that actually can afford homes aren't interested in the 6br 5bath $500,000 mcmansions 45 minutes from their jobs that boomers built (because they didn't wanna live by black people)
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QuarkJets posted:In reality college is more like a competency test, if you're too much of a fuckup to pass your freshmen courses then you're going to have to pursue some other passion, like online poker or having sex with old guys for money Spoken like someone who has truly never had a day of actual work in their life Edit: JonathonSpectre posted:Tradesmen can make hella money but you only hear about college. I wonder why? No, it's because those jobs are unionized, op
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Business Gorillas posted:It's also starting to gently caress with other industries and even retirements too. Turns out spending the last 30 years investing in your home only pays off if younger people can afford to buy it. Oh poo poo you mean people might not be interested in my inoffensively beige giant house surrounded by a two foot wide strip of grass stretching to the lot line and those stick-on extruded foam fine architectural details (you can hardly notice any crumbling) might not be worth 3x what I paid for it? But the homebuilder said I'd be able to count on it and keep leasing our three Lexuses (little Braydynn is only in sixth grade but we want him to start driving ASAP, so we're keeping an extra on hand)... Also lol at a 6/5 costing $500K. lovely 3/2s in my neighborhood (in Seattle) are going for at least $100K more than that. Sometimes I miss living in Texas. Fake edit: obligatory link to http://www.mcmansionhell.com
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