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Jerry Cotton posted:HAVE YOU BEEN USING PAPER CATSUP CUPS WRONG ALL YOUR LIFE? I need the link on that so I can just post it whenever I see someone share a "OMG I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG" post
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 18:15 |
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HAVE YOU BEEN USING ALLCAPS WRONG ALL YOUR LIFE?
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 18:24 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm hearing you describe a ketchup powered elastokinetic excursion event. Brb, getting my sister to change her daughter's name.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 18:34 |
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Sunswipe posted:Brb, getting my sister to change her daughter's name. Does not meet my test for children's names. "Supreme Court Justice Ketchup-Powered Elastokinetic Excursion Event Johnson" is just not happening.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 18:41 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Does not meet my test for children's names. In the words of the noted philosopher Jack Donaghy, “don’t overthink the name. Stick to kings and queens of England. There will never be a President Ashton or a Doctor Katniss."
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 18:54 |
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Len posted:I need the link on that so I can just post it whenever I see someone share a "OMG I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG" post https://patents.google.com/patent/US1497755 I guess? Oh this is the 1911 one https://patents.google.com/patent/US1065486A/
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 19:59 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Does not meet my test for children's names. Just lol if you think women will be allowed on the supreme court by the time this kid is old enough to fill a vacancy.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 20:19 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Does not meet my test for children's names. Well yeah. Event is a surname. Obviously.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 20:55 |
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:As has been noted, the hack for making a homemade glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle doesn't work. The peroxide and Mountain Dew can create a dye that exhibits fluorescence when exposed certain kinds of energy (it will actually glow under a black light at this point), but there is no reaction taking place to produce this energy and cause the dye to emit photons. Fortunately, the blanks in this recipe can be filled in with stuff that's still readily available. After you shake the bottle to mix in the peroxide, fill the bottle to about the halfway point with muriatic acid. This is a common and cheap cleaning chemical that you can find at any Walmart or local hardware store. I think you could have made more of a point that doing this could kill or maim you, tbqh
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 00:07 |
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dreadmojo posted:I think you could have made more of a point that doing this could kill or maim you, tbqh The surprise is half the fun.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 00:33 |
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Toast your bread in less time by inserting butter knives into the toaster! Each knife increases the voltage by 15%!
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 04:20 |
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I tried but it melted and caught on fire
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 09:00 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I tried but it melted and caught on fire Did the fire make the bread toast quicker?
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 09:06 |
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No. Dad came in and yelled at me. It became soggy and wet and also the hamster died
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 09:15 |
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Bobby Digital posted:In the words of the noted philosopher Jack Donaghy, “don’t overthink the name. Stick to kings and queens of England. There will never be a President Ashton or a Doctor Katniss." My cousin named her new baby (he's a week old now) Jack. Could be worse, but Jack is a fuckin' nickname. To be fair, her dad's birth certificate says "Bobby Joe Baggins*" (Bob's my uncle) so there's precedent. (Grandma Baggins was ... not right in the head.) *not our actual surname, but close enough. Dad's radio handle as an Army radioman in Vietnam and later as a trucker was "Bilbo" because his name is Bill (short for William, Grandpa insisted on giving him a real name. Bob's younger, after Grandpa had given up.) In other news, I want to try to skirt the tent space rental at my local state park by anchoring my inflatable kayak in the lake and sleeping in it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 10:01 |
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your kayak will be punctured and eaten, with you still inside it, by an alligator gar
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 10:13 |
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InediblePenguin posted:your kayak will be punctured and eaten, with you still inside it, by an alligator gar The other state park, the one that only has pikefish and snakes. Snakes that like to climb into your boat. You're right, bad idea.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 10:38 |
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Chillbro Baggins posted:The other state park, the one that only has pikefish and snakes. Snakes that like to climb into your boat. You're right, bad idea. Snakes don't like fire so just have one burning all night on your kayak. Life hacked.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 10:45 |
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We're talking one absolute unit of a snake here. Not sure that's such a good idea
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 11:47 |
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Karate Bastard posted:We're talking one absolute unit of a snake here. Not sure that's such a good idea Just make the fire bigger then
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 13:18 |
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Chillbro Baggins posted:The other state park, the one that only has pikefish and snakes. Snakes that like to climb into your boat. You're right, bad idea. if you were aquaman you could order the pikefish to surround your kayak with their pike out like the British square
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:19 |
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I put it in the microwave and now I need a new microwave
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:27 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Just make the fire bigger then If you are wanting to measure the fire, Kelvin is an absolute unit of a temperature scale.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:36 |
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Chillbro Baggins posted:The other state park, the one that only has pikefish and snakes. Snakes that like to climb into your boat. You're right, bad idea. Anchor yourself in the middle of the lake.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:47 |
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SiKboy posted:If you are wanting to measure the fire, Kelvin is an absolute unit of a temperature scale.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:57 |
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sandoz posted:;ldkfldkfk Xcelite flush cutters.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 11:12 |
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Chillbro Baggins posted:My cousin named her new baby (he's a week old now) Jack. Could be worse, but Jack is a fuckin' nickname... Could be worse. My best friend in high school had a cousin who's last name was "Bair". His parents named him "Smokey David Bair." "Smokey" as a given name. All because they wanted "Smokey D. Bair" to be cute when he was a baby. He must be pushing 30 by now. I'm sure he got sick of the jokes 20 years ago. I guarantee that he goes by "David" these days. Parents. Not even once.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 16:55 |
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Ny brother in law is named "Ry". That's it. It's on his birth certificate.mostlygray posted:I guarantee that he goes by "David" these days. Smokey is a good porn or assassin name.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 18:26 |
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is he ry cooder?
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 18:33 |
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Sunswipe posted:Anchor yourself in the middle of the lake. The snakes can swim.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:00 |
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aardvaard posted:is he ry cooder? Ry Cooder's legal name is Ryland
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:16 |
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jobson groeth posted:Snakes don't like fire so just have one burning all night on your kayak. Life hacked. Then you can have your kayak and heat it too.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:43 |
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If you think about it any word could be a name.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:47 |
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euphronius posted:If you think about it any word could be a name. Including the most beautiful word in the English language: Diarrhea.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 14:13 |
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GWBBQ posted:Xcelite flush cutters. yeah i just used mine the other day life: hacked
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 14:25 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Then you can have your kayak and heat it too.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 16:01 |
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Then why the buggering Christ do you want to go there?
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 16:43 |
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Meh. Could be worse. https://i.imgur.com/MeDiIWf.mp4
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 19:27 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Then you can have your kayak and heat it too. Anyway I saw this just moments ago.
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Karate Bastard posted:Make you're own crystals did you know you can do the exact same thing but with dog turds?
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