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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm pretty sure that 'i will destroy your natural resources and wildlife' was one of his campaign slogans

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/Traceme711/status/1053759253226242050
Well, I mean

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Oops! Fascism.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Astrochicken posted:

Oops! Fascism.

Accidental fascism

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I can't think of a single time Trump ever said he'd protect our parks and forests, and multiple times where he said they should be sold to companies to rape and pillage them.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Who What Now posted:

I can't think of a single time Trump ever said he'd protect our parks and forests, and multiple times where he said they should be sold to companies to rape and pillage them.

How did you animate grossface.jpg?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

shirts and skins posted:

How did you animate grossface.jpg?

GBS thread about animating faces. Check it out, it's an amazing thread.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Who What Now posted:

GBS thread about animating faces. Check it out, it's an amazing thread.

it's disgusting and I love it thanks

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

How can you be this loving dumb. This is like Darwin Award poo poo

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Heath posted:

How can you be this loving dumb. This is like Darwin Award poo poo

welcome to the texas board of education-taught people

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Who What Now posted:

I can't think of a single time Trump ever said he'd protect our parks and forests, and multiple times where he said they should be sold to companies to rape and pillage them.

I believe he said, and later followed through on, that he’d drastically reduce the size of the Bear’s Ears national monument in Utah, which naturally was created a national monument by Obama, and Grand Escalante so they could begin mining the poo poo out of these previously protected lands.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Who What Now posted:

I can't think of a single time Trump ever said he'd protect our parks and forests, and multiple times where he said they should be sold to companies to rape and pillage them.

he very specifically said he would make america great again

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

got any sevens posted:

welcome to the texas board of education-taught people

conservative means they support conservation duh

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

EimiYoshikawa posted:

conservative means they support conservation duh

bing bong so simple

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Heath posted:

How can you be this loving dumb. This is like Darwin Award poo poo

lmao that woman also tweeted a link to BorderWallBricks.com which a true masterpiece





they embed this video at the bottom of their website asking chuds to pay for a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9Yg6aatfM

there's also a prominent coupon for 45% off at a website that sells pillows

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lmao that woman also tweeted a link to BorderWallBricks.com which a true masterpiece





they embed this video at the bottom of their website asking chuds to pay for a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9Yg6aatfM

there's also a prominent coupon for 45% off at a website that sells pillows

All in all you're just another brick in the Wall.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lmao that woman also tweeted a link to BorderWallBricks.com which a true masterpiece





they embed this video at the bottom of their website asking chuds to pay for a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9Yg6aatfM

there's also a prominent coupon for 45% off at a website that sells pillows

is it the mypillow guy because thats been a big chudlans and fox news advertiser

scamming people by charging them $100 for a lib-owning brick for a wall that will never be built owns though

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
on one hand I'm mad at myself for not thinking of selling bricks to chuds, but now I want to make RealBorderWallBricks.Com and let the money just roll in

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://www.thedailybeast.com/no-fo...SR_X6OR_VJHWA0E

quote:

“We’re in need of food, water, anything, we’re not getting any help. The whole street needs help,” Goolspy told the Red Cross. “FEMA referred me to you. That person told me to call 211.”

Down the street, Barbara Sanders stood outside her daughter’s unit, where she had come to stay during the hurricane.

“We’re not getting any help,” she said. “We need food. It’s just crazy.”

Sanders said that not a single relief agency had come by to check on them. Only the police had come and it was to tell everyone to leave. “They told us there’s nothing they can do and it’s gonna take a long time to rebuild,” Sanders said.

basically all the help they're getting is piecemeal stuff from independent orgs, like the Socialist Rifle Association

I wonder if all these panhandle evangelicals were supportive of Puerto Ricans when they were saying they needed the help their tax dollars go toward

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/no-fo...SR_X6OR_VJHWA0E


basically all the help they're getting is piecemeal stuff from independent orgs, like the Socialist Rifle Association

I wonder if all these panhandle evangelicals were supportive of Puerto Ricans when they were saying they needed the help their tax dollars go toward

why are we not letting panhandle hicks die of exposure tho

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lmao that woman also tweeted a link to BorderWallBricks.com which a true masterpiece





they embed this video at the bottom of their website asking chuds to pay for a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9Yg6aatfM

there's also a prominent coupon for 45% off at a website that sells pillows

dang i wish i had whatever brain problem would let me be okay with grifting like this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Epic High Five posted:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/no-fo...SR_X6OR_VJHWA0E


basically all the help they're getting is piecemeal stuff from independent orgs, like the Socialist Rifle Association

I wonder if all these panhandle evangelicals were supportive of Puerto Ricans when they were saying they needed the help their tax dollars go toward

these folks should feel ashamed for makinmg trump look bad. they need to stop complaining

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

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dang i wish i had whatever brain problem would let me be okay with grifting like this

there's nothing wrong with defrauding awful people who are trying to kill us all

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Parity warning posted:

dang i wish i had whatever brain problem would let me be okay with grifting like this

what if concern for the welfare of strangers is a brain problem?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Parity warning posted:

dang i wish i had whatever brain problem would let me be okay with grifting like this

we need a goon project to create one of these grifting opportunities and just funnel all the proceeds into nonprofits who help with deportation cases

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Republican Boomers are basically the easiest people to market to and grift. They're a generation steeped in mindless consumerism and death cult level loyalty, and they have trash aesthetics as a bonus. Emulate their language and complete lack of taste and you're golden. Make your site look like a 90s geocities page, just the complete online equivalent of a flea market booth, and they'll accept it as one of their own. Products don't need to be clever, well-designed, or quality -- the more obnoxious and tacky, the better. What they want is something to visibly signal their tribal loyalties in a way that's impossible for anyone to ignore.

Bonus points if you can turn it into an MLM, because that utilizes the same tribal loyalties and defend-it-to-the-death instinct that Trump has taken advantage of, and you can turn your marks customers into free employees.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lmao that woman also tweeted a link to BorderWallBricks.com which a true masterpiece





they embed this video at the bottom of their website asking chuds to pay for a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9Yg6aatfM

there's also a prominent coupon for 45% off at a website that sells pillows

NGL I'm strongly tempted to buy a bunch of these to throw at Trump should the opportunity ever arise.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vernii posted:

Republican Boomers are basically the easiest people to market to and grift. They're a generation steeped in mindless consumerism and death cult level loyalty, and they have trash aesthetics as a bonus. Emulate their language and complete lack of taste and you're golden. Make your site look like a 90s geocities page, just the complete online equivalent of a flea market booth, and they'll accept it as one of their own. Products don't need to be clever, well-designed, or quality -- the more obnoxious and tacky, the better. What they want is something to visibly signal their tribal loyalties in a way that's impossible for anyone to ignore.

Bonus points if you can turn it into an MLM, because that utilizes the same tribal loyalties and defend-it-to-the-death instinct that Trump has taken advantage of, and you can turn your marks customers into free employees.

I'll have you know that my $35 LIB TEARS mugs have over 3,000 5 star reviews, with only a few naysayers who claim that I'm not allowed to say it's Made in the USA by claiming that the Made in China label was itself part of the US manufacturing process

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Vernii posted:

Republican Boomers are basically the easiest people to market to and grift. They're a generation steeped in mindless consumerism and death cult level loyalty, and they have trash aesthetics as a bonus. Emulate their language and complete lack of taste and you're golden. Make your site look like a 90s geocities page, just the complete online equivalent of a flea market booth, and they'll accept it as one of their own. Products don't need to be clever, well-designed, or quality -- the more obnoxious and tacky, the better. What they want is something to visibly signal their tribal loyalties in a way that's impossible for anyone to ignore.

Bonus points if you can turn it into an MLM, because that utilizes the same tribal loyalties and defend-it-to-the-death instinct that Trump has taken advantage of, and you can turn your marks customers into free employees.

And slap one of those dumb loving Minions things on it.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Also superpacs are relatively easy to make and pretty unaccountable. Register one with a super conservative name, make a site, buy a mailing list, rake in donations, re-invest in more mailing lists, repeat. Waste money in 'administrative' expenses while spending just enough on advertising for conservative candidates* to not be committing fraud. No product, no service, just free money.

*The advertising can also solicit donations. Also it doesn't have to be effective either.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
If tv ads have taught me anything it’s that hocking bling bling crosses (like Jesus would have wanted) and 9/11 commemorative coins that are totally legal tender (in some landlocked African country) actually works and does not trigger any sense of poor taste among white middle class freaks.

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Just heard from a neighbor that one of our local dive bars may be closing down - the owner went full chud and banned showing football games on any of their TVs because of players kneeling during the anthem and they've been losing tons of business on game nights as a result.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Sounds like an opportunity to take over the bar and show NFL games, but ONLY the part where players kneels :unsmigghh:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



PDP-1 posted:

Just heard from a neighbor that one of our local dive bars may be closing down - the owner went full chud and banned showing football games on any of their TVs because of players kneeling during the anthem and they've been losing tons of business on game nights as a result.

lmao

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

PDP-1 posted:

Just heard from a neighbor that one of our local dive bars may be closing down - the owner went full chud and banned showing football games on any of their TVs because of players kneeling during the anthem and they've been losing tons of business on game nights as a result.

Lol

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

PDP-1 posted:

Just heard from a neighbor that one of our local dive bars may be closing down - the owner went full chud and banned showing football games on any of their TVs because of players kneeling during the anthem and they've been losing tons of business on game nights as a result.

Putting yourself out of business to own the libs.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

PDP-1 posted:

Just heard from a neighbor that one of our local dive bars may be closing down - the owner went full chud and banned showing football games on any of their TVs because of players kneeling during the anthem and they've been losing tons of business on game nights as a result.

Owns.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I'm going to regret asking I know, but what's a chud?

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Astrofig posted:

I'm going to regret asking I know, but what's a chud?

Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers.

EDIT!

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Vernii posted:

Republican Boomers are basically the easiest people to market to and grift. They're a generation steeped in mindless consumerism and death cult level loyalty, and they have trash aesthetics as a bonus. Emulate their language and complete lack of taste and you're golden. Make your site look like a 90s geocities page, just the complete online equivalent of a flea market booth, and they'll accept it as one of their own. Products don't need to be clever, well-designed, or quality -- the more obnoxious and tacky, the better. What they want is something to visibly signal their tribal loyalties in a way that's impossible for anyone to ignore.

Bonus points if you can turn it into an MLM, because that utilizes the same tribal loyalties and defend-it-to-the-death instinct that Trump has taken advantage of, and you can turn your marks customers into free employees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

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