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POOL IS CLOSED posted:where's the faceted bee poop stone It menaces with spikes of loose corn
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 01:34 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i believe you are thinking of a blue goon Now listen up here’s the story
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 02:31 |
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Somfin posted:It menaces with spikes of loose corn all craftsgoonship is of the highest self-deprecation
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 02:48 |
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I know we call it poo poo posting but this has really gotten out of hand.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 03:38 |
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beanieson posted:Not really an Ex, but a girl I worked with & hooked up a few times. Let’s call her C. C was cute and kinda nerdy and another girl from work, E, was trying to set us up forever, so we eventually all go out to a bar one night as a group. C & I go home together and end up spending like 2 weeks fooling around and it’s all casual and fun. SardonicTyrant posted:Sounds like you were meant to die before E, except after C.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 05:16 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Johnny Depp does a lot of Make-A-Wish appearances as Jack Sparrow. It's gonna be weird when those kids eventually learn how much of a monster Johnny Depp is when they get older. Brother Entropy posted:i got some bad news for you about make-a-wish kids
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 06:21 |
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Sir Lemming posted:Subway bacon is worse. Imagine a printer that prints onto wax paper. Then imagine that the employees of Subway, once a
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 07:17 |
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oof
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 10:41 |
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that weird stuff my ex did thread is a pro click [is dating a coworker who lives with her parents] Cannon_Fodder posted:Well, her room turned out to be the whole attic in the house and every loving inch was covered in fan-girl/anime bullshit. She had a tail hanging from her headboard, she had a keysword from Kingdom Hearts that she very excitedly showed me. She asked that we watch Princess Mononoke. lol but seriously I posted:you press banged her into the navy
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 12:55 |
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Hell Yeah posted:forums cop: do you know how bad you were posting?
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 14:31 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Please read this thread, or at least this posters posts Thirding the recommendation, thread so good! I've been suffering from bad health stuff and this thread made my night.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 15:49 |
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Flossie posted:Thirding the recommendation, thread so good! I've been suffering from bad health stuff and this thread made my night. This exchange had me gigglin' on the shitter Disgusting Coward posted:I was 22, she was 35. She was huge. Not a pick of fat on her, but she stood easily six four, with an Amazonian build and was hella strong. When she was younger she had done giantess fetish stuff, and one of her best buds was actually a twink she'd met on a giantess shoot. Nice fella. She also was incredibly posh, like, super rich background, privately educated, classically trained pianist, could ride a horse and was vaguely related to the royal family, that kinda shizz. She lived in a super grungey, don't-go-out-at-night kinda area with her kid, and was always going on about how vibrant and alive it was. I grew up in an area like that, and was significantly less enthused by burning cars, yardie gangs and syringes everyplace. Things started out okay, but got progressively odder and odder as they went along. Like boiling a really stupid, horny frog, it took a while for me to realise how hosed poo poo was. purple death ray posted:Did she at least drop any good loot for the party of adventurers who finally took her down? Cannon_Fodder posted:She had a super broken arm. Goddamn. purple death ray posted:Yeah the arm was her glowing weak point and the new gf climbed up her torso and stabbed it fat bossy gerbil posted:How did she die? Did her heart just stop or did a well placed stone from a small boys sling fell her? purple death ray posted:She was chasing disgusting cowards new gf down a beanstalk and fell Purple death ray has got no mercy
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 23:49 |
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Volcott posted:Is that cake gonna hurt friend train, though. jobson groeth posted:Nah, even if it was a rock cake trains are pretty good at going chew chew.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 03:53 |
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That Guy Bob posted:So what kind of buildings does a fanatic xenophobe megacorp get to build on other people's worlds? Giant gaping boreholes? A giant statue of the xenophobe ruler that breathes fire? Psychotic Weasel posted:Hotel chains.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 04:54 |
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Phy posted:This exchange had me gigglin' on the shitter First reply hits it out of the park.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 05:04 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:"I just don't get why people are so hung up about this. I'm simply trying to share my love of craft beer and hiking to everyone." Solice Kirsk posted:Figures it would be made in Texas. Better than calling it "Hops the Fence" and have a cartoonish hop pole vaulting over the border wall.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 06:24 |
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Barudak posted:Be very clear with her, "You are a source of such powerful fremdschamen that must move out at the end of our lease as prolonged exposure to you will leave me unable to enjoy anything but the classic french film "Dinner for Fools""
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 16:23 |
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Willie Tomg posted:*cracks knuckles* Alright gang let's get down to brass tacks: these kids were not raped playing "Sports Ball" and to use such terms demeans and delegitimizes the hard work of our athletes and faculty. Let's stay focused on the topic at hand, here.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 22:11 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:are mods allowed to put people on ignore rjmccall posted:only in six hour increments
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 05:27 |
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loquacius posted:Jack stood motionless, transfixed and frozen in indecision. Liz lay crumpled on the pavement, her arm shattered in several places. The motorists were screaming and panicking in their car. But The Bird paid no mind. It had eyes only for Jack. It stood, implacable, its cold, merciless avian gaze fixed firmly on him, waves of malice and dread seeming to emanate from its tiny, angular, razor-sharp form. I did this, Jack, it seemed to say. I did this, and I can do it again. It took a sudden, jagged step forward toward Jack, and he stumbled backwards, tripped over his own feet, and fell to the ground. The Bird let out two sharp, mocking chirps, flew up in a wide arc, and was gone. All that was left of the nightmare creature was a scene of carnage, Liz's pained groans, and a single feather fluttering to the ground at Jack's feet, a memento of his own failure to act in the face of pure evil.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 09:38 |
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Weird-rear end 30 Rock fanfic.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:59 |
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I am Jack's complete lack of decision.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:00 |
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ElBrak posted:The problem with the ancestral memory is you get the memories up to the time they had their last kid, so for all the women you only get the memories from like half their lives? And maybe the whole life of a dude if he was still going at it till he died. But what about all those smart people who never scored, all those bitter bitter memories lost forever. Anne Frank Funk posted:That’s incelstral memory, different thing. whydirt posted:Incelstral Memory - U Ratatozsk posted:This card cannot be tapped.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:23 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Weird-rear end 30 Rock fanfic. You beat me to it! NERDS!
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:30 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:My wife and I are doing great, mostly via diverting our energies and anxiety into volunteering and poo poo. We’re helping to run a 5k tomorrow. Stringent posted:that's incredibly selfless of her, making sure you're able to outrun the neighbor lady's husband Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:He mans the polls where I vote. Super excited to give him a poo poo eating grin on November sixth. NoneMoreNegative posted:you’ve moved on from just watersports? The joke is that pfc cheated on his wife with the neighbors wife, who specifically asked pfc to piss on her.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:12 |
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value-brand cereal posted:The joke is that pfc cheated on his wife with the neighbors wife, who specifically asked pfc to piss on her. Oh word? Wild.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 18:10 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Oh word? Wild. Yes. Then he had a minor ongoing meltdown of some kind and got trained to only post in fyad and c spam? Two forums, I forget which. Apparently there's some sports baseball thread that he posts in occasionally but they all have gotten so whipped up about that they're still made at his existence even though he hasn't posted in that particular thread for almost a year. Surprisingly he's come back after therapy and for some reason the account forum train is no longer in effect. The other thing I remember that's really funny is that on Twitter he got into an argument with someone who said eh, I'm going to bed. And pfc continued to tweet at said asleep dude for hours after until someone pointed the asleep dude has not responded since they said good night. What a weirdo. Glad they got therapy. In summary: read yospos. But don't post. You're all bad white noise posters. Especially and including me. Also don't cheat on your wife and piss on other people's wives. That's kinda gross. Also go get therapy.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 18:48 |
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The joke is on everyone going "Instants can't be tapped!"
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 18:54 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:How is Elon Musk like a Tesla? No brakes.
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Carbon dioxide posted:Not a graph but I still feel it should belong here. Quote-Unquote posted:[quote]If you want 200 wings you can save 5 cents by buying 150+50 separately[/quote[ ultrafilter posted:It's not even a particularly difficult optimization problem. The solution follows almost immediately from the principle of optimality. klafbang posted:I am admittedly too lazy to check, but I think you're wrong. The price is not linear so this has more of a feeling of a knapsack problem. Which is hard. Krankenstyle posted:Yeah you want to combine the cheapest combination of sub-orders. Feels knapsacky to me as well Lysidas posted:It seems like pretty straightforward dynamic programming to me -- it has optimal substructure. Let's call C(q) the cost of a single batch of q wings, so C(4) = 4.55. klafbang posted:Good news, I think we're both right. I think your algorithm is good and it does indeed solve the knapsack problem. ultrafilter posted:The wing ordering problem can be solved with dynamic programming. To order n wings, you need to know the cheapest combination of n - k wings and k wings for all k in [0, n/2], so the solution should scale polynomially in n. Lysidas posted:No, it's quadratic in the number of wings, as ultrafilter described. You need to store O(n) costs, each of which has O(n) possible values.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 20:18 |
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Nothing in this post is funny, individually, but as a gestalt it's hilarious.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 20:47 |
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But are the wings even good tasting and how much meat they got on them? That's the real question.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 20:53 |
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None of them illiterate motherfuckers realized yet they're not allowed to buy 201+ wings like read the god drat menu smh
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 21:01 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Nothing in this post is funny, individually, but as a gestalt it's hilarious. Yes, I was lolling by the ending
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 21:05 |
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Oxxidation posted:florida man, florida man
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:01 |
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Outstanding.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:09 |
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Someone tell me what song it’s to the tune of
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 04:26 |
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Particle Man.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 04:35 |
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freeedr posted:Someone tell me what song it’s to the tune of "Particle Man", by They Might Be Giants
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Yeah singing it to the Spider-Man tune fucks it all up.
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