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Maybe your parents did. My parents know that if your kid is afraid of the water, the only thing to do is throw them in.
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Theophany posted:I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. If your partner still hangs out with his friends with the sole intention of smoking weed, do not let him impregnate you. It seems to be a common theme that these loving deadbeats do not have the capacity to accept and deal with parental responsibility or appreciate the concept of putting another human beings needs before their own. Wait, are you talking about only having a group of friends because they smoke weed or hanging out with already established friends just to hang out and smoke weed?
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Oct 25, 2018 15:40
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oh goody pick is back with her weak troll posts
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Oct 25, 2018 15:40
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My(20F) roommate(20F) recently started seeing this shady older man(55M)quote:For some background information, this girl, Lily, is one of my close friends and we've been roommates for close to three years. She's always been very reserved and overly polite. She always talks about how she is into older men because they are more mature and refined and what not. She has never been in a serious relationship before. Gross.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:40
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Pick posted:Maybe your parents did. My parents know that if your kid is afraid of the water, the only thing to do is throw them in. What if the water makes them freak out and push someone into oncoming traffic
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Oct 25, 2018 15:40
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(20F) roommate(20F) recently started seeing this shady older man(55M) I dunno how to help OP's roommate since she seems pretty committed to not seeing a problem here but "stuck in the dick sand" is a good term
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Oct 25, 2018 15:42
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expecting anything of anyone is abuse
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Oct 25, 2018 15:43
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loquacius posted:What if the water makes them freak out and push someone into oncoming traffic I'm not afraid of birds, I just don't like them. However when I was very young, I got to hold great horned owl, and somebody took a Polaroid, and I didn't like the owl so I bit the Polaroid And my mother was furious, I don't actually remember the consequences of that action, but I can promise you they werent good
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Business Gorillas posted:Wait, are you talking about only having a group of friends because they smoke weed or hanging out with already established friends just to hang out and smoke weed? The one where you repeatedly blow off responsibilities to smoke weed.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:43
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"totally stuck in the dick sand" is a good variation we haven't heard before. E: damnit, loquacious.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:44
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Theophany posted:The one where you repeatedly blow off responsibilities to smoke weed. Oh ok yeah 
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Oct 25, 2018 15:46
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Pick posted:Maybe your parents did. My parents know that if your kid is afraid of the water, the only thing to do is throw them in. I wasn't afraid enough of the water and fell in and had to be rescued from drowning by a random teenager. I haven't swam in a while, I should get around to it while summer is a thing.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:51
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El_Elegante posted:Chaps by definition do not cover the buttocks. You are banned from this leather bar until you “get it.” I know, I made that same joke about it being redundant ages ago. By the "assless chaps" logic, we should also have assless shoes, assless t-shirts and assless hats.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:52
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I know, I made that same joke about it being redundant ages ago. Where can I purchase these fine items?
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Oct 25, 2018 15:53
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El_Elegante posted:Chaps by definition do not cover the buttocks. You are banned from this leather bar until you “get it.” Assless means not wearing the pants underneath it, and if that sort of verbiage doesnt work for you theres a gay bar down the road called Prescriptidicks thats for you. Ghost Leviathan posted:Our parents all told us getting an arts degree in college was a good idea They were expecting you to rebel against them and become an actuary so when the time came you would have the literal power of life or death over them.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:53
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I'm just glad that I don't have kids, I would never have the balls to do the kind of stuff that my parents did to make me so cool
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Oct 25, 2018 15:53
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The only time these chaps are assless is when I’m not wearin’ em.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:53
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Pick posted:Maybe your parents did. My parents know that if your kid is afraid of the water, the only thing to do is throw them in. pick this will only end in tears when he doesn't fully enjoy going underwater because his sister pulled her hair back in a ponytail but didn't
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Oct 25, 2018 15:53
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:pick this will only end in tears when he doesn't fully enjoy going underwater because his sister pulled her hair back in a ponytail but didn't That story is phenomenal. It is like those photographs of those weird tiles that are out of place, or the fork where it doesn't belong. It is so impossibly frustrating for reasons that are difficult to explain.
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Oct 25, 2018 15:54
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Pick posted:That story is phenomenal. It is like those photographs of those weird tiles that are out of place, or the fork where it doesn't belong. It is so impossibly frustrating for reasons that are difficult to explain. Did you ever hear about the guy whose sexual fetish is floor tiles?
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Oct 25, 2018 15:56
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blood!
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Oct 25, 2018 16:04
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(20F) roommate(20F) recently started seeing this shady older man(55M) Be very clear with her, "You are a source of such powerful fremdschamen that must move out at the end of our lease as prolonged exposure to you will leave me unable to enjoy anything but the classic french film "Dinner for Fools""
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Oct 25, 2018 16:21
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Barudak posted:Be very clear with her, "You are a source of such powerful fremdschamen that must move out at the end of our lease as prolonged exposure to you will leave me unable to enjoy anything but the classic french film "Dinner for Fools""
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Oct 25, 2018 16:23
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Pick posted:I'm not afraid of birds, I just don't like them. However when I was very young, I got to hold great horned owl, and somebody took a Polaroid, and I didn't like the owl so I bit the Polaroid And my mother was furious, I don't actually remember the consequences of that action, but I can promise you they werent good lol that you bit the photo and not the owl when I was a kid I sprinkled bird seed on my head for the perfect photo op of a bird in each hand and one on my head that I can still show off
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Those alienated parents forums are great, if you look at the threads any one of them has made chronologically, you'll see all the hosed up poo poo they did (and that's just what they're admitting to strangers on the internet, who knows what other horrible crimes they've done) that led to their kids cutting them out of their lives. I was reading one once where a mom had cosigned a loan and waited until her daughter went on vacation to start eviction or something.
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Oct 25, 2018 16:30
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ravenkult posted:Those alienated parents forums are great, if you look at the threads any one of them has made chronologically, you'll see all the hosed up poo poo they did (and that's just what they're admitting to strangers on the internet, who knows what other horrible crimes they've done) that led to their kids cutting them out of their lives. They're good because they're always crying about how they did nothing to deserve this while detailing all the things they did to deserve this
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Oct 25, 2018 16:43
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If you ever want to know why a chunk of the population is adverse to gifts in any format, just read like one or two posts from the alienated parents forum.
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If I can find one I read the other day I'll do a mega post. This lady was blaming her daughter in law for the estrangement, they had a sit down where the young woman basically told her she had her own issues with her parents, abuse, etc, started crying and they basically made up. The lady's takeaway from all this was that none of this mattered, she WOULD NOT BE DISRESPECTED ANYMORE. The very next thread she made she revealed how she took all the poo poo her daughter in law told her and posted it on facebook to bait her so ''everyone could see how crazy she is.'' This is some machiavellian poo poo.
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The mother being very obviously fakely suicidal to bait the couple into not alerting the police, who had the entire rest of the family there on speakerphone or something, I mean drat there are some fuckin layers.
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Barudak posted:If you ever want to know why a chunk of the population is adverse to gifts in any format, just read like one or two posts from the alienated parents forum. my parents basically act like they own me because they pay for my yearly costco card. little do they know i am already completely resigned to everything they do so it's basically just a free costco card. hehe .
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Oct 25, 2018 16:49
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Pick posted:my parents basically act like they own me because they pay for my yearly costco card. little do they know i am already completely resigned to everything they do so it's basically just a free costco card. hehe . Pick an executive membership is only $120. You should get your own and then you can get 2%back on every sherpa blanket you buy (PBUC).
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therobit posted:Pick an executive membership is only $120. You should get your own and then you can get 2%back on every sherpa blanket you buy (PBUC). I only buy vintage blankets from a 1970s Yugoslav textile producer. this sounds like an obviously fake post but it isn't, I really like the aesthetic.
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Pick posted:I only buy vintage blankets from a 1970s Yugoslav textile producer. this sounds like an obviously fake post but it isn't, I really like the aesthetic. Anyone who does not like the sherpa blanket is accursed in the eyes of god. I recommend you get right with Jim and take the hot dog communion before your soul is damned.
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Weighted blankets are the best.
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Xenocides posted:Weighted blankets are the best. I have a couple moose hides I sleep under in winter and it is very satisfying. Moose hide is heavy as hell. Currently I've been sleeping on a new musk ox on my couch and that's been super comfortable but you can brush out a moose hide, a musk ox is a tangle factory and I'm pretty sure there are small civilizations in the qivit.
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Pick posted:I have a couple moose hides I sleep under in winter and it is very satisfying. Moose hide is heavy as hell. I would like to see the inside of your residence. I bet it is both horrifying and amazing.
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Oct 25, 2018 17:16
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My parents don't have a card for me or anything but they get to say, "He's our son." which is a real plus for them so
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Xenocides posted:I would like to see the inside of your residence. I bet it is both horrifying and amazing. this was my bed in 2012 but thank god my living situation has upgraded since then. better furs also, caribou doesn't feel very good and it sheds like a mother fucker
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Oct 25, 2018 17:19
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Nice decor lol
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Pick posted:this was my bed in 2012 but thank god my living situation has upgraded since then. better furs also, caribou doesn't feel very good and it sheds like a mother fucker You are really committed to your cavepeople roleplay fetish and I can respect that. 
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