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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That's gonna smell real good when it gets wet. Or when it starts to outgas as it ages.

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
You're thinking of bricks made from farts.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.wgal.com/article/gold-digging-dog-pretends-to-be-stray-to-scam-mcdonald-s-customers-out-of-burgers/24214097

'Gold digging' dog pretends to be stray, scams McDonald's customers out of burgers

quote:

Betsy Reyes, of Oklahoma City, says her dog, Princess, sneaks out in the dead of night to sit outside McDonald's. A viral post proving her dog's "gold diggin'" ways has gone viral, being shared more than 270,000 times.

"If you see my dog at the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat a-- because she don’t know how to act and be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin a-- b---- that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her and feed her burgers," the post reads.

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Oct 27, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

sweet geek swag posted:

The devil's rear end in a top hat probably.

Fair.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Aesop Poprock posted:

“lovely Dumb Fucko Constelation Where Your Butts Smell and You Don’t Clean Your Butts” hey wow I can really see it!

turn on your monitor

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

My initial reaction was that this is bullshit because the sky is already divided into 88 constellations and there would be no need to add more. Further reading has revealed that they are drawing new maps of the sky using gamma-ray sources rather than stars. That's actually super cool.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Zesty posted:

...gamma-ray sources

Neat! The Hulk makes way more sense now too.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

All you nerds please line up for your atomic wedgies

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-magna-carta-thief-20181027-story.html

An IT guy from Louisiana stopped a thief who tried to steal the Magna Carta.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1056293270333071360

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That’s hilarious

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Subtle.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1056115809976836096

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
What did the Failing New York Times post and delete this time?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

What did the Failing New York Times post and delete this time?

Someone screencapped it, I hope, but it was basically "people used to think Jazz was a rich white men's gig, but now it's becoming more open" or something. Got utterly demolished by people noting the actual provenance of Jazz.

Edit: A new contender approaches!

https://twitter.com/bostonherald/status/1056352746427817984





Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Oct 28, 2018

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
An article about a multiethnic jazz band in London that started with the phrase "We used to think of jazz musicans as white men..."

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

In some ways, the stalwart moderates are even more infuriating than the outright fascists.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

In some ways, the stalwart moderates are even more infuriating than the outright fascists.

Because they're enablers for the latter.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Because they're enablers for the latter.

"There are very fine people on both sides!"
"TODAY DONALD TRUMP HAS FINALLY BECOME PRESIDENT!"

Centrists oughtta be rounded up with the fascists, because anybody on the fence between nazis and non-nazis is still a loving nazi.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It doesn't even make any sense, the dude was literally so vastly racist fascist that he said Trump was a failure because he surrounded himself with niggers and jews. If trump is too leftist for this guy wtf are they expecting exactly. Boston Herald can go gently caress themselves printing that trash

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Screaming Idiot posted:

Centrists oughtta be rounded up with the fascists, because anybody on the fence between nazis and non-nazis is still a loving nazi.

Okay yeah I loving agree with that. All the "don't punch Nazis" people get my goat because obviously they didn't follow history class too closely.

So not real news (found on Yahoo while bored at work) but um...

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Slow news day in the late 1890s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1056413655661600768

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That happened bud, and it sucks, but that's not really what this thread is for. This is for weird poo poo, not stuff we're fearing daily

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Aesop Poprock posted:

That happened bud, and it sucks, but that's not really what this thread is for. This is for weird poo poo, not stuff we're fearing daily

I assume it's the "unlocked doors" angle.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It reads like an Onion headline but the Onion has more tact.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

jojoinnit posted:

I assume it's the "unlocked doors" angle.

I don't understand what that is

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm reminded of how Eliot Roger was foiled by a closed door to a sorority.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't understand what that is

If they had locked their doors they wouldn't have been shot, I.e. it's partially thier own fault.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Anyone want to take a wild guess what exactly these costumes were? Also, I really hope 'Trail of Treats' wasn't a halloweeny reference to the Trail of Tears.



Sorry for the dailymail link, but yowza
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6324457/Father-forced-apologize-dressing-son-Hitler-Halloween-photo.html

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cinni posted:

Anyone want to take a wild guess what exactly these costumes were? Also, I really hope 'Trail of Treats' wasn't a halloweeny reference to the Trail of Tears.



Sorry for the dailymail link, but yowza
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6324457/Father-forced-apologize-dressing-son-Hitler-Halloween-photo.html

It was, and it was Nazis.[/spoilers]

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html

Old dentists office walls found full of teeth in Georgia.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Randaconda posted:

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html

Old dentists office walls found full of teeth in Georgia.

I'd like to think there was a small hole near the ceiling and the dentist just practiced his three point shots for decades. *grabs pliers* ... Nothin but net!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1055802829720506368

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Randaconda posted:

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html

Old dentists office walls found full of teeth in Georgia.

At a point, one of your better options for oral surgery was a guy who wore a necklace made out of teeth and threw whatever he pulled out into a big bucket for public display.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painless_Parker

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Randaconda posted:

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html

Old dentists office walls found full of teeth in Georgia.

It's like those wall slots boomers use to get rid of their razor blades & when someone remodels the bathroom 500 of them fall out

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

cinni posted:

Also, I really hope 'Trail of Treats' wasn't a halloweeny reference to the Trail of Tears.

That is (unfortunately) the town I live in, and it's not. It's just a trail with treats.


I might have to switch to a Captain America costume this year, though.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

Okay yeah I loving agree with that. All the "don't punch Nazis" people get my goat because obviously they didn't follow history class too closely.

I used to be one of those people until I realized that punching nazis isn't assault, it's self-defense, because literally every one of their beliefs is an attack on the very concept of life and liberty itself. Not just for Jews or POCs or LGBTQ+, for everyone, everywhere -- they even attack their own.

Nazis and the fascist right-wing scum they're in bed with -- as well as the loving centrist bastards who enable them with their "both sides" idiocy -- are going to cause another war, at least. We already have literal goddamned concentration camps in this country, with over a thousand missing (dead) kids and many more who have been abused in one way or another.

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