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So, wouldn't it be pretty risky for Mr. Wet Meatbag fireman to be standing near that fence? Or does he have special insulated boots or something?
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 19:02 |
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You'd probably be safe even in regular clothes, honestly. Just don't turn yourself into a path to ground and stay out of potential arc flash distance.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 19:11 |
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Lathes: Not even once. https://i.imgur.com/8ibzbLT.mp4
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 19:55 |
SelenicMartian posted:So, that car crushed flat on the bridge had a young mom and a 3-year-old daughter in it
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 21:27 |
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I almost became the OSHA today. I went and bought an 8' step ladder and thought I could get it home via the NYC subway. Turns out that at the station I had to use, there are some points along the escalator with slightly less than 8' of clearance under the ceiling beams. In hindsight I was lucky not to be hurt as I was standing right next to it and it only bent out of shape instead of being launched out of the jam or spraying metal shards or something. Now I get to find out how permissive Lowe's exchange policy is...
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:45 |
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When in doubt, always carry long poo poo parallel to the incline you're walking on
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:50 |
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You
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:51 |
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https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1055276229018992640
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:32 |
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Considering how many people have died in wrestling, it's basically a ritual to the gods of workplace safety hazards.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:36 |
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finally, the judy bagwell on a forklift match has been surpassed
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:40 |
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haveblue posted:I almost became the OSHA today. Someone on an escalator did something similar with long planks or something, and they ended up opening the escalator steps under him and dropping him into the machinery underneath
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:41 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Someone on an escalator did something similar with long planks or something, and they ended up opening the escalator steps under him and dropping him into the machinery underneath tfw you try to move some lumber and accidentally pry open a gate to hell
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:42 |
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Where is his fall protection
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:02 |
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withak posted:Where is his fall protection The two guys. They even did a two man lift.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:18 |
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Wasabi the J posted:The two guys. It was a cute moment but yeah, all three of them were working to make sure that impact was properly absorbed and no one got seriously hosed up. Wrestling is "fake" only insofar as it's choreographed and the storylines are planned. Wrestlers are still really amazing athletes and acrobats.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:22 |
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Wrestling is real what
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:35 |
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Before OSHA, natural selection reigned supreme.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:36 |
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Say Nothing posted:Before OSHA, natural selection reigned supreme. They were all gonna die for a couple feet of French mud anyway, so
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:16 |
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Say Nothing posted:Before OSHA, natural selection reigned supreme. i'm the kid on the left falling and breaking his arm.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:17 |
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red sampson posted:i'm the kid on the left falling and breaking his arm. From the image it looks like he’s going to land on his back
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:22 |
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Say Nothing posted:Before OSHA, natural selection reigned supreme. That's actually scaffolding being erected so the kids can build their own school to learn how to dart their tiny hands into machinery and get scrotal cancer from chemicals being sprayed on them at crotch height once their hands are too big to dart into machinery.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:24 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:That's actually scaffolding being erected so the kids can build their own school to learn how to dart their tiny hands into machinery and get scrotal cancer from chemicals being sprayed on them at crotch height once their hands are too big to dart into machinery. You forget about being scalped by the cotton milling machines, and fires that have no escape exits.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:27 |
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I mean I had playground equipment on par with that in 1992 The sheer amount of metal, wood and height involved was amazing
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:29 |
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red sampson posted:You forget about being scalped by the cotton milling machines, and fires that have no escape exits. The scalping is covered in on-the job training. As for the fire thing? LOL you expect us to hold your loving hand every step of the way, little Billy? A man's gotta learn some things the hard way, and that factory job made me the man I am today. *Is actually the dude Rico hands his enlistment papers to in Starship Troopers, but as a Victorian Era factory worker*
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:31 |
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Look, if the boss didn't chain all the fire exits shut, the kids would use them to stand around smoking on the clock. So really, he's generously saving them from lung cancer.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:45 |
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Scared of a little fire. More like triangle pantywaist if you ask me.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 02:06 |
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hey guys its not like labor was cheap back then and jpmorgan chase paid out the settlements or anything
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 02:20 |
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Gunshow Poophole posted:I mean I had playground equipment on par with that in 1992 We lost our cool unsafe playground equipment in '88. They took out the steel and gravel and put in plastic and wood chips. After that, almost no-one broke their limbs. It was lame. At least we could still play down by the interstate with broken beer bottles and syringes. 30 years later and they've even taken that away from us. My kids will never have the joy of playing "Run screaming from the crazy person living under a tarp." They were simpler times back then.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 03:22 |
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Byzantine posted:They were all gonna die for a couple feet of French mud anyway, so I just listened to the episode of The Great War about Christmas 1914 and about the impromptu truce on the Western Front. And then the narrator says "This would not happen again. By Christmas 1915, instead of trading chocolate and whiskey in no-man's-land, these men were killing each other with poison gas".
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 03:24 |
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Memento posted:I just listened to the episode of The Great War about Christmas 1914 and about the impromptu truce on the Western Front. And then the narrator says "This would not happen again. By Christmas 1915, instead of trading chocolate and whiskey in no-man's-land, these men were killing each other with poison gas". There are children in Africa who don't have any poison gas, so you be sure to finish all of yours and thank your nan.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 03:29 |
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mostlygray posted:My kids will never have the joy of playing "Run screaming from the crazy person living under a tarp." Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 04:15 |
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El_Elegante posted:Scared of a little fire. More like triangle pantywaist if you ask me. Heh, nice
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 04:23 |
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https://twitter.com/GKTFO/status/991683026538156034
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 06:19 |
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Gunshow Poophole posted:I mean I had playground equipment on par with that in 1992 playgrounds ruled but too many kids had too much fun and fell 15ft to their death. goddamn kids ruined wonderball chocolates with real toys inside too
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 06:53 |
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when i was 8 i stuck my head in an easy bake oven
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 06:57 |
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Wasn't that just a glorified case for a couple of incandescent light bulbs?
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 07:17 |
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GotLag posted:Wasn't that just a glorified case for a couple of incandescent light bulbs? Dude has a head like a Nintendo cart
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 07:24 |
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Well I got a neat one today In our shop we have a large industrial spot welder. It is rated for continuous use at up to 8000 amps (~25kW) and, as such, is water-cooled. The cooling system runs water directly into the arms of the welder and up against the bottom of the electrodes, which are pointed copper rods press-fitted into their sockets. I was using it today to weld some stuff and had made about 10 welds when I realized oops, I forgot to turn on the water. No biggie, better late than never! So I reached around to the back of the machine and opened the valves, and about 0.5 seconds later there was a BANG ZING and a cloud of steam and fountain of water as the cold water hit the hot electrode, flash-boiled, and blasted it into the ceiling
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 07:39 |
How much poo came out after that one Sagebrush? And does your workplace have a cctv system and did it catch it?
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It's unstuck now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IewSJDqeso
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