Star Trek: *hits blunt* The higher, the fewerrrrrr

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McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Shoulda just had Riker constantly in the background of corridor walk'n'talks coming out of peoples rooms, straightening his tunic and waving bye. No one is single on the Enterprise.

Walking out of rooms, crossing the corridor, and ringing someone else's door chime.

A set of tentacles reaches into the corridor and pulls him in.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 20:24

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 05:44

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Even Riker-involved walk'n'talks could involve him exiting someone's quarters to join the conversation then bopping into another room at the end.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 20:44

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Riker's walk'n'*bleeps*

# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:26

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

walk'n'porks

# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:50

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

walk'n'jamaharon

# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:02

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

A jamaharoam, if you will.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Woooah Black Betty, jahamoroam

# ? Oct 28, 2018 04:38

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Oo-mox in the tree tops all day long
Rubbin' and a-tuggin' but not his dong
All the paying guests in the holosuite
Know it makes :females:

obsolete

Lobes-a-throbbin

Doot Doo Doo

# ? Oct 28, 2018 04:55

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Holy poo poo, Future�s End owns.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 06:42

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Why the gently caress is B�ellena the most incompetent Klingon ever? You mean to tell me they tied a Klingon with tape and she couldn�t break it? What�s the point of having Klingon blood if you�re that much of a wimp? Holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 07:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Real answer: Neelix's cooking made everybody weak and stupid.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 08:16

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Sabotage?!

# ? Oct 28, 2018 08:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Himuro posted:

Sabotage?!

LISTEN ALL YA'LL

# ? Oct 28, 2018 08:38

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Gonz posted:

LISTEN ALL YA'LL

*chuckles delightfully*

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# ? Oct 28, 2018 09:27

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

What do you think neelix smells like? He looks like someone who would have a "that smell"

I'm thinking pineapple that's gone off

# ? Oct 28, 2018 12:10

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

What do you think neelix smells like? He looks like someone who would have a "that smell"

I'm thinking pineapple that's gone off

Let's get the Quarian sweat guy in here to figure this out

# ? Oct 28, 2018 12:26

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I bet he smells kinda like semen.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 12:41

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Himuro posted:

*chuckles delightfully*

That�s a creepy picture. And I feel like he�s chuckling without humour.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 13:01

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Neelix really was the prototype Jar Jar Binks.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 13:30

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Y'all remember that one where you spend the whole episode with random lieutenants and then Picard sends one of them to her death? Haha, good times, good times.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:03

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

PostNouveau posted:

Y'all remember that one where you spend the whole episode with random lieutenants and then Picard sends one of them to her death? Haha, good times, good times.

Lower Decks?

Fun fact, she�s not random. She was one of Wesley�s peers in the episode with Red Squad. She does everything to make up for that mess up and it�s a part of why she was so willing to prove herself. Tragic.

Jupiter Jazz fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 28, 2018

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:04

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Himuro posted:

Lower Decks?

Fun fact, she�s not random. She was one of Wesley�s peers in the episode with Red Squad. She does everything to make up for that mess up and it�s a part of why she was so willing to prove herself. Tragic.

I haven't watched much TNG, Wesley meets Red Squad?

They were all doomed anyway, at least!

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:15

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Himuro posted:

Why the gently caress is B’ellena the most incompetent Klingon ever? You mean to tell me they tied a Klingon with tape and she couldn’t break it? What’s the point of having Klingon blood if you’re that much of a wimp? Holy poo poo.

You know how we have aluminum tape? They have durasteel tape

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:17

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Neelix really was the prototype Jar Jar Binks.

I liked Neelix as a kid, checks out.

I also remember I had a crush on Kim and I don't remember anything about the character but it's Voyager so he was probably terrible. RIP my taste

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:17

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I haven't watched much TNG, Wesley meets Red Squad?

They were all doomed anyway, at least!

Wesley was a PART of Red Squad.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:18

Gorelab: Dec 26, 2006

I'm pretty sure Wesley's thing was different.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:21

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Al Borland Corpse posted:

You know how we have aluminum tape? They have durasteel tape

Bro

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# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:24

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Koalas Massacre posted:

I liked Neelix as a kid, checks out.

I also remember I had a crush on Kim and I don't remember anything about the character but it's Voyager so he was probably terrible. RIP my taste

He was, but he was apparently also in some magazine on a list of sexiest actors, which is how he kept his job, so you weren't wrong on that count anyway.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:26

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Gorelab posted:

I'm pretty sure Wesley's thing was different.

Oh you�re right. Sorry.

It was nova squadron.

She was the same girl though.

quote:

Bajoran female who, while a cadet at Starfleet Academy, was implicated with Wesley Crusher for having caused the death of a fellow cadet. As an ensign aboard the Enterprise-D, she served as a security officer. She undertook a dangerous mission to return a Cardassian double agent, Joret Dal, to his home territory, but was killed in action. Sito also appears in various books including the DS9 novel in the Mirror Universe series

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:28

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I wonder if numbers-filed-off Nick Locarno was in ~~Nova~~ Red Squad, too.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:31

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

They keep inventing new fancy squads at Starfleet Academy. Wouldn't surprise me, anyway.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 14:46

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They keep inventing new fancy squads at Starfleet Academy. Wouldn't surprise me, anyway.

Frats were banned before WW3, but stupid people still feel the need to club together to play stupid, dangerous games. :toughguy:

# ? Oct 28, 2018 15:00

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Blue Squad is only for Bolians and Andorians.

Oh, and those catfish guys with the respirators, I guess.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 15:19

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I get the impression a Vulcan is hard to impress, but the cool ones are the best friend that you and likely your grandchildren can ever have.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 15:29

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I get the impression a Vulcan is hard to impress, but the cool ones are the best friend that you and likely your grandchildren can ever have.

I�d want a Vulcan as a parent. That way you can cope with the world.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 15:30

primaltrash: Feb 11, 2008; (Thought-ful Croak)

Incredibly hosed up that they pressured an under experienced ensign to do that mission when they could have just done some future surgery to make any professional rear end in a top hat look like one down to the genes.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 16:12

Dr. Fishopolis: Aug 31, 2004; ROBOT

The Bloop posted:

Oo-mox in the tree tops all day long
Rubbin' and a-tuggin' but not his dong
All the paying guests in the holosuite
Know it makes obsolete

Lobes-a-throbbin

Doot Doo Doo

I appreciate this. I appreciate you.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 16:26

Jupiter Jazz: Jan 13, 2007; by sebmojo

MillennialVulcan posted:

Incredibly hosed up that they pressured an under experienced ensign to do that mission when they could have just done some future surgery to make any professional rear end in a top hat look like one down to the genes.

Doesn�t she jump on it? Again, she wanted to prove herself if I remember because she was up for promotion and had a red flag in her record.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 16:29