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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

doverhog posted:

Anecdotes are not evidence.

No seriously try lifting weights

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I will.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zzulu posted:

You know what is scientifically 100% proven to be 100% working? And working better than anything else?

Steroids.

Do Steroids, today

You've convinced me op

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

CheesyDog posted:

No seriously try lifting weights

not so sure that's necessary. i've only been eating tons of salami and i'm getting huge!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

You've convinced me op

Worked for Chris Benoit.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Mustached Demon posted:

Worked for Chris Benoit.

Want to come over to my house

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

doverhog posted:

Yes, the comparison between dead children and some dude rubbing oil their legs and feeling good about it or not is very apt. I've recommended jojoba oil for rubbing into your beard, that probably didn't have medical studies behind it either.

You're right, better comparison would be drinking hydrogen peroxide.

VorpalFish
Mar 22, 2007
reasonably awesometm

I think I'm ending my hook grip experiment. 4+ months of trying and it's still weaker for me than double over, let alone mixed...

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

doverhog posted:

Anecdotes are not evidence.

doverhog posted:

No it's not, it has lots people who have used it saying it works.

:thunk:

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

MA-Horus posted:

My gf met him at the SWIS conference

He has meat hooks for hands and is very nice.

Can confirm. I hope he's not a secret Nazi.

Flipgrip
Feb 16, 2007

There's actually loads of info on the benefits of creatine at examine.com, it's not remotely the same situation as CBD

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
I don't understand how people say they can feel a difference with creatine. I've never noticed. I still take it, cause whatever.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dum Cumpster posted:

Can confirm. I hope he's not a secret Nazi.

Hes from Chicago so he probably really loves cops

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

doverhog posted:

*i know there is more proof than for CBD, that's a joke

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

MikeCrotch posted:

Hes from Chicago so he probably really loves cops

The south side so chances are pretty high.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you know what i can completely verify that works?


weed

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

VorpalFish posted:

I think I'm ending my hook grip experiment. 4+ months of trying and it's still weaker for me than double over, let alone mixed...

Dom said it best, you found about hook grip too late and now it just feels wrong.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Chinatown posted:

you know what i can completely verify that works?


weed

How many studies you got, breh

Khorne
May 1, 2002

MikeCrotch posted:

so is the beefy russian man dead or not
All signs point to yes, but no one knows why yet. Speculation is streetfight, stabbing, or heart attack.

Tell me, thread. Tell me.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
allow me to point out that he was Russian

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
Someone attacked his heart with a knife

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

the knife was made of steroids

VorpalFish
Mar 22, 2007
reasonably awesometm

nooneofconsequence posted:

Dom said it best, you found about hook grip too late and now it just feels wrong.

I'm blaming my stubby baby fingers...

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I tried hook grip from the start but just found I hated it :shrug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

How many studies you got, breh

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=90

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Anec-dope-al

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Heroins good if you wanna cut.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mustached Demon posted:

Heroins good if you wanna cut.

Especially income, savings, retirement plans. You name it, it makes life simple.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Got problems with appetite when cutting? Take up smoking!

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
Got asked if I was on anything while I was at the gym tonight. It wasn't from a regular, they've seen me big and small, fat and cut. This was someone I haven't seen before. But it means I have arrived.

I was too wiped to remember to say "dat dere celltech"

Khorne
May 1, 2002
I'm evolving.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Zil posted:

Especially income, savings, retirement plans. You name it, it makes life simple.

There was a goon (I think a goon but could have been from elsewhere posted here) that passed out on their arm and had to have it removed.

Anyways this weeks the 2rep max week of my cycle. Hit a snatch PR at 61kg x2. The 3x max was 56kg and my previous cycle topped out at 47kg x2. 61kgs basically 135lbs so remember your first 135lb bench? That's how I feel right now about snatching. Also got up to 112kg x3 on the back squat when I weigh 110kgish. Feels good exceeding my body weight for sets again.

Coach asked if I was down for my first competition in Jan/Feb. Told him I'm down so long as it's not too close after the holidays. Probably start programming for that next week.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.
smoking weed before the gym rules

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Defiant Sally posted:

smoking weed before the gym rules

Get high squat high

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Defiant Sally posted:

smoking weed before the gym rules

i know a few guys who loving swear by it

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Khorne posted:

I'm evolving.



One of my friends swears the Kingpin is all muscle under the suits

I’m like gently caress no, he’s always been canonically fat, he’s strong but also loving fat

Goddamn it pisses me off

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

One of my friends swears the Kingpin is all muscle under the suits

I’m like gently caress no, he’s always been canonically fat, he’s strong but also loving fat

Goddamn it pisses me off

In the 90s Spider-man cartoon Kingpin was 2% body fat.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Fhqwhgads posted:

Got asked if I was on anything while I was at the gym tonight. It wasn't from a regular, they've seen me big and small, fat and cut. This was someone I haven't seen before. But it means I have arrived.

I was too wiped to remember to say "dat dere celltech"

hell yes

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

nooneofconsequence posted:

In the 90s Spider-man cartoon Kingpin was 2% body fat.

That’s loving bullshit

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Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
So my program (Phrak's greyskull) is 3x5+ for all mains (bench, ohp, squat, deadlift) also chinups and horizontal rows as mains FIIK why they don't count . That is, 2x5, then 5+ (amrap, at least 5 or you fail)

I just did 5,5,9 on my first ever squatting 145 session. I am light headed and eating cocoa crispies which are starting to help.

How do I prevent this in the future besides cocoa crispies and a regimen of salami?

Edit: I also did OHP at 75 but that isn't why I am tired. I'm going to do chins at home since I have a chinup bar, and the food, which I badly need.

Space Whale fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 31, 2018

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