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Endless Mike posted:google is now requiring android manufacturers to offer security updates for two years from release. i'm sure this won't quietly be forgotten when no one actually bothers with it like last time they tried this
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in sarnsung's case, you can tell you're getting updates if your phone slows down
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Oct 24, 2018 21:34
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project treble is totally going to fix all of this and won’t be immediately hacked around by vendors
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Oct 24, 2018 22:13
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flakeloaf posted:in sarnsung's case, you can tell you're getting updates if your phone slows down italy literally just fined them 5 million euros for pushing an update that sucked lmao
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Oct 24, 2018 22:37
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The Management posted:project treble is totally going to fix all of this and won’t be immediately hacked around by vendors it's called project treble because the third time's the charm, right? please? c'mon
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Oct 25, 2018 03:03
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android 666: treble trouble
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Oct 25, 2018 03:11
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Endless Mike posted:italy literally just fined them 5 million euros for pushing an update that sucked lmao whoa looks like they also fined apple over their botched PR/tech rollout for the iphone battery problems. both of these fines kick rear end also project treble is not mandatory, samsung have said they aren't going to use it and the new requirement for security updates on phones that sell 100k+ is... something, at least. it looks fairly toothless though, even for phones that fall under it: the first year of security updates are required to be released quarterly over the calendar year, but the second year of updates don't appear to have a mandated schedule, just "the manufacturer will provide them" or something like that
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Oct 25, 2018 03:17
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Lutha Mahtin posted:whoa looks like they also fined apple over their botched PR/tech rollout for the iphone battery problems. both of these fines kick rear end this sounds like a great way to stop European devices from ever getting updates again.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:24
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The Management posted:this sounds like a great way to stop European devices from ever getting updates again. lmao dude you'd apologize for slavery if stebe suggested it (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 25, 2018 03:27
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Lutha Mahtin posted:lmao dude you'd apologize for slavery if stebe suggested it Steve has been dead for a long time and my endorsement of slavery has nothing to do with him (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 25, 2018 03:28
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The Management posted:Steve has been dead for a long time and my endorsement of slavery has nothing to do with him I appreciate your radical honesty.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:29
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Lutha Mahtin posted:whoa looks like they also fined apple over their botched PR/tech rollout for the iphone battery problems. both of these fines kick rear end it's literal loving pocket change, it does not "kick rear end" what would kick rear end is the full and immediate seizure of all apple's assets within their jurisdiction (and subsequent redistribution to the poor, with the bulk of the payments being made to members of oppressed groups) and a formal indictment of all of the company's top leadership
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Oct 25, 2018 03:34
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why yes, that sounds like a reasonable plan that would totally work, and is totally in line with punishment for a botched PR campaign
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Oct 25, 2018 04:19
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Endless Mike posted:google is now requiring android manufacturers to offer security updates for two years from release. i'm sure this won't quietly be forgotten when no one actually bothers with it like last time they tried this wow. one full iPhone cycle
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Endless Mike posted:google is now requiring android manufacturers to offer security updates for two years from release. i'm sure this won't quietly be forgotten when no one actually bothers with it like last time they tried this is it more or less than the number of times theyve promised that is totally going to be the year that we get serious about making and selling hardware?
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Oct 25, 2018 04:26
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it’ll happen around the time they figure out how to make a ui animate as smoothly as apple
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carry on then posted:it's literal loving pocket change, it does not "kick rear end" italy couldn't even bring themselves to throw the book at a convicted kidnapper that was dumb enough to revisit the eu with an active arrest warrant against her, there's no way they're ever going to get around to this.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:38
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i was held up in customs for 3 days until I agreed to upgrade to project oil cause it took that long for my phone to boil off the butter's water
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President Beep posted:android 666: treble trouble ahem the trouble with trebles 
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Oct 25, 2018 16:18
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yeah, i concede to that.
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Oct 25, 2018 16:24
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but i'm all about the bass
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Lutha Mahtin posted:why yes, that sounds like a reasonable plan that would totally work, and is totally in line with punishment for a botched PR campaign you are a republican.
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Oct 25, 2018 18:13
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turns out andy rubin sucks????? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/25/technology/google-sexual-harassment-andy-rubin.html
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anthonypants posted:turns out andy rubin sucks????? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/25/technology/google-sexual-harassment-andy-rubin.html having andy rubin's dick in your mouth is a worse experience than running his operating system on your phone.
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Oct 25, 2018 19:22
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Friend of mine had his Nexus 5X die finally after touting its lifespan. Made a reservation (?) at Best Buy for a Moto some poo poo that’s $250. iPhone 7 at $449 is too expensive. but since he knew the nexus would break , he’s now only faced with the simple task of alternating the phone between the freezer and oven like a digiorno to try and recover some sort of token that’s on it . I don’t have a copy of the DSM V handy - what’s this affliction called again ?
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Partycat posted:I don’t have a copy of the DSM V handy - what’s this affliction called again ? rubin brin syndrome
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Partycat posted:Friend of mine had his Nexus 5X die finally after touting its lifespan. Made a reservation (?) at Best Buy for a Moto some poo poo that’s $250. iPhone 7 at $449 is too expensive. lol what kind of fuckin' rube keeps the only copy of important data on
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Oct 26, 2018 04:31
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i saw the "yeah you can chuck it in the freezer and maybe get it to boot long enough to hack it into disabling the high-performance cores" poo poo online and immediately went "lol gently caress that, i can just wait"
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Oct 26, 2018 04:32
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holy lol the verge just gave a 3 to the red hydrogen gimmick phone, that's like a negative number from anybody else https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/29/18027782/red-hydrogen-one-review-all-hype
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:holy lol the verge just gave a 3 to the red hydrogen gimmick phone, that's like a negative number from anybody else  this is the kind of android I respect a high concept and totally garbage phone by a company that probably shouldn't make more phones
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Oct 29, 2018 15:52
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lol literally a 3ds (with headache-inducing lenticular screen) but as a lovely $1300 phone
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it has a weird rugged grippy exterior for when you're KICKING rear end and TAKING A BARF BECAUSE THE SCREEN INDUCES NAUSEA
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Oct 29, 2018 16:09
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you should definitely trust google with your iot security https://twitter.com/jgamblin/status/1056309872659185665
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:holy lol the verge just gave a 3 to the red hydrogen gimmick phone, that's like a negative number from anybody else red's tacky rear end industrial design made so much more sense to me when I learned the founder used to be ceo of oakley
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lmao quote:RED has spent the last year building up expectations around this “holographic” screen. It’s only shown the phone to a small number of people — including director J.J. Abrams, who supposedly said the phone was “ground-breaking, barrier-smashing, bar-raising, and badass.” nearly forgot about all that hack style endorsement  lol just lol
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its still a feature that most people don't use but nintendo got the stereoscopic thing right with the new 3ds where it has the eye tracking thinger it just works its still silly, but it works
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qirex posted:red's tacky rear end industrial design made so much more sense to me when I learned the founder used to be ceo of oakley I hate their stupid logo. It looks like something you'd see on a toy camera from the dollar store  What's kerning precious e: also, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it's a big shiny red circle 
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Oct 29, 2018 16:33
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qirex posted:red's tacky rear end industrial design made so much more sense to me when I learned the founder used to be ceo of oakley oh lol
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Sagebrush posted:I hate their stupid logo. It looks like something you'd see on a toy camera from the dollar store limited edition pickup truck rear end logo
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