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DC Murderverse posted:my house has been without a cat for almost 6 months, which is far too long to go without furry friends so i went out and adopted some very cool cats: I love Amsterdam
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Me, after eating a tube of Ritz crackers and then looking at the box: HOW THE gently caress WAS THAT 540 CALORIES?! Those things must be like 90% butter
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 04:43 |
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Nroo posted:Late response, but I was planning to make the thread again this year and post it on the 1st, but if someone else wanted to make a Noirvember thread then go for it. Awesome, I look forward to it
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 04:46 |
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Zypher posted:I’m looking for examples of slow motion pass-bys in films (ie: two people walking past each other and staring each other down). I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time googling and come up with very little to show for it. For the record, the TV Tropes page is mostly unhelpful — almost none of their live action examples are actually two people walking past each other. The woman in the red dress scene from The Matrix.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:14 |
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precision posted:Me, after eating a tube of Ritz crackers and then looking at the box: Maybe you read the serving size wrong.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:21 |
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I have a weird question about storytelling structure: is there any precedence for a feature film made up of several 10-20 minute chunks about the same characters? I had a really cool idea for a story and I’m more familiar with the structure of movies, and I have a definite start and end point in mind, but for some reason I can only picture the story as a serial.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:22 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:I have a weird question about storytelling structure: is there any precedence for a feature film made up of several 10-20 minute chunks about the same characters? I had a really cool idea for a story and I’m more familiar with the structure of movies, and I have a definite start and end point in mind, but for some reason I can only picture the story as a serial. Sounds like a tv show, maybe one of those british ones where a season is only a handful of episodes. Unless you tell it non-chronologically, then you have something like Pulp Fiction or Go.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:26 |
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My girlfriend wants to get a cat and I'm like no cats please
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:36 |
Skwirl posted:Sounds like a tv show, maybe one of those british ones where a season is only a handful of episodes. Unless you tell it non-chronologically, then you have something like Pulp Fiction or Go. End of the loving World was a tv show that was only as long as a movie. Weird.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:38 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:My girlfriend wants to get a cat and I'm like no cats please Monster
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:40 |
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Skwirl posted:Monster We don't need two autistic assholes in this apartment
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:46 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:We don't need two autistic assholes in this apartment Cats aren't autistic.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 05:50 |
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DC Murderverse posted:my house has been without a cat for almost 6 months, which is far too long to go without furry friends so i went out and adopted some very cool cats: For whatever reason I've found orange marmies to be the most human-social cats. (They're also all male, apparently.) I have no idea why that would be the case but it's been my experience. That said, all cattes are good cattes and those cattes are quite good indeed.
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Maxwell Lord posted:For whatever reason I've found orange marmies to be the most human-social cats. (They're also all male, apparently.) I have no idea why that would be the case but it's been my experience. Male cats tend to be more social than female ones, so it might just be a skewed sample size. Torties are all female by the way.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Maybe you read the serving size wrong. Nope. 5 Ritz crackers have 80 calories.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 06:17 |
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Skwirl posted:Male cats tend to be more social than female ones I've owned maybe 5-6 males and 5-6 females and they've all been social.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 06:34 |
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YTotD is Werewolves on Wheels, unfortunately in a cropped and censored version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0hC2rK1oTk "You dudes just don't want to see the reality. That was no accident. It was heavy. Somebody's controlling the vibes." My favorite film that I saw during a 24 hour horror marathon this past weekend (aside from some classics I had already seen). It's a great instance of characters not realizing they're trapped in the wrong genre, with a biker gang bumbling their way through a satanic cult film when their leader's old lady is abducted for an evil ritual. There's fun eccentric characters with names like Tarot and Movie, lots of interactions that feel more authentic than a typical B-movie, and a nice soundtrack. It's short on werewolves, so go in expecting it to not live up to its title (although at the end a werewolf does indeed drive a motorcycle) and you might be pleasantly surprised like I was. Maybe watching it at 1am helps. It's available uncut and in much better quality on Shudder so I'd recommend watching it there if you can. "C'mon Tarot, we're gonna kill us some monks, man."
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 06:47 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:I've owned maybe 5-6 males and 5-6 females and they've all been social. It varies from cat to cat, my orange tom is super friendly, his sister was a tortie and a complete bitch who only like him and me. When I lived with people who had two cats of their own, both sisters, they were super friendly. Often it'd be them and my tom curled up on one side of the bed and my tortie on the other by herself.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 06:55 |
I saw Werewolves on Wheels on my birthday one year at Sydney’s awesome Cult Cinema but I can’t remember it.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 06:57 |
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https://twitter.com/ogecebel/status/1056547242151038977
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X-Ray Pecs posted:https://twitter.com/thewrap/status/1056945297513885696 Favorite response to this story https://twitter.com/OmarjSakr/status/1057090651857154050
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Truly cats are a spectrum
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precision posted:Tiny Furniture is one of the worst movies I've ever seen don't mind me, just getting a criterion release for my lovely student film. what's that? no, my rich and influential parents had nothing to do with this, why do you ask
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precision posted:Truly cats are a spectrum They are. I had to put Spike (affectionately known as the Marketing Cat) to sleep last year, and he basically fell in love with me the minute he saw me when I was first dating my ex. Cherry, a tortie, lives with her and she hates anything and everything that lives and breathes, aside from my ex, but she's old and cranky, probably 18 or 19 years old, so she gets a pass. When I get a job and my finances in order--please, God, give me something soon--I'll probably go to the humane society and see about adopting a new one. If I cark it I have a neighbor friend who will gladly take it in. Timby fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Oct 30, 2018 |
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I had a weird obamacare death panels experience just now. The government mandated a while ago that every Australian starting november 15th gets their full medical records put in a government accesible database, but you can opt yourself and/or a dependant out. As hosed as that scope already is, it's since come out that hundreds of government contractors can access this database, and despite explicit promises that cops couldn't access it, the police unions have urged their cops to opt out, because they can It's not super easy to opt out, with the three government recognised forms of ID that I have, I got this I rememberes to opt out because there was a saintly volounteer at the substance abuse clinic I go to who asked me if I'd like to attend an information meeting they were holding, for obvious reasons, otherwise I would have completely forgotton There is a deep and sad nihilsm to Australian people and our media, usually portrayed as like a carefreeness, which is obscenely manipulable E: also, that 1800 number was a dead hyperlink, rather than a clickable phone call The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Oct 30, 2018 |
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As an American expat in Australia, i’ll take Australia’s godless nihilism if it means I get free healthcare, cheap meds, gun control, welfare, a high minimum wage, labor laws, and compulsory voting. If you want a portrayal of the worst of Aussie culture, just watch the original Wake in Fright.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:40 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:I have a weird question about storytelling structure: is there any precedence for a feature film made up of several 10-20 minute chunks about the same characters? I had a really cool idea for a story and I’m more familiar with the structure of movies, and I have a definite start and end point in mind, but for some reason I can only picture the story as a serial. Yeah, I think this is fine. Some films that come to mind that kinda use this format are some Korine flicks like GUMMO and Mister Lonely, The Square, some Linklaters like Slacker, or something like Synecdoche, NY and Anamolisa. It's not that weird of a structure. Maybe consider chapter headings or something if it seems too unclear.
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Count Chocula posted:As an American expat in Australia, i’ll take Australia’s godless nihilism if it means I get free healthcare, cheap meds, gun control, welfare, a high minimum wage, labor laws, and compulsory voting. It's not a competition, I wouldn't want a Yank's medical records to be a couple keystrokes away from an employer or a cop either, and have to Kafka around to stop them from it
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:47 |
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There is an Ozon film called 5x2 that uses that episodic structure.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:43 |
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I mean ... Pulp Fiction The Signal (2007 one), too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6Akrt4ePQ
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Franchescanado posted:Yeah, I think this is fine. I’ve been meaning to check out Gummo and Slacker specifically. And I guess the chapter headings thing is pretty common, with Tarantino leaning on it a lot in his later stuff and Clerks (though that seems really noncommittal).
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YTOTD: Johnny Johnny (Milly Rock Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wte-0aRjias precision posted:Nope. 5 Ritz crackers have 80 calories. I'm honestly surprised. Like you, I probably thought they were loaded with shortening.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I’ve been meaning to check out Gummo and Slacker specifically. And I guess the chapter headings thing is pretty common, with Tarantino leaning on it a lot in his later stuff and Clerks (though that seems really noncommittal). Fair warning: Korine's stuff is often intensely disturbing and it's not for everyone. Gummo, in particular, is a trip and a half.
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The Peccadillo posted:I mean ... Pulp Fiction No, not Pulp Fiction. PF is a series of interweaving strands that form a single narrative, edited in such a way as to be non-linear. It’s not the same as an episodic structure.
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Timby posted:Fair warning: Korine's stuff is often intensely disturbing and it's not for everyone. Gummo, in particular, is a trip and a half. Coffee and Pie is at least familiar with Spring Breakers. But yeah, GUMMO is probably his most disturbing (maybe Trash Humpers, also episodic, is more disturbing in an absurdist way). Just be warned that a "plot" point is that the kids kill feral cats for money, and they do some disturbing things (to fake dead cats).
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This thread has some works of brilliance https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3872778&perpage=40
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therattle posted:This thread has some works of brilliance I was feeling like poo poo until I looked at this thread and now I'm cheered the gently caress up!
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Budgie Jumping posted:I was feeling like poo poo until I looked at this thread and now I'm cheered the gently caress up! My work here is done. (Good!)
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:YTOTD: Johnny Johnny (Milly Rock Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wte-0aRjias Pro click
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Coffee And Pie posted:I have a weird question about storytelling structure: is there any precedence for a feature film made up of several 10-20 minute chunks about the same characters? I had a really cool idea for a story and I’m more familiar with the structure of movies, and I have a definite start and end point in mind, but for some reason I can only picture the story as a serial. A lot of Michael Haneke's works are made up of vignettes featuring the same characters at different times and locations, could check out Code Unknown or The Seventh Continent. Holy Motors is a surreal take on that, putting its main character into various situations and shorts within the film. edit: Four Rooms
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