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evilfunkyogi
Jun 27, 2005
:effort:
My scalding hot take on First Contact is that while it's probably* the best TNG movie by a wide margin, Action Hero Picard is silly and the Sovereign class sucks.

*I have a soft spot for Generations since it came out while I was a kid and I saw it in theaters.

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primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Generations would be a much better movie if it wasn't resolved with punching.

Edit: Generations concept makes for a good Trek movie, but they didn't pull it off. A villain determined to get back to his own personal heaven needing to be stopped by convincing a former hero reluctant to leave HIS own personal heaven is cool.

primaltrash fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Oct 31, 2018

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Generations is the most TNG movie, right down to where the two-parter falls apart in the second half. :v:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I know Mr Plinkett got famous on his star wars reviews, but I think his TNG movie reviews are even better because the dude has a deep love for Trek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Lr8cdZwHQ

None of the TNG movies are good.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Baronjutter right on the money.

I love every TOS film and none of the tng ones

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

Y'all making me wanna watch Stargate with this Teal'c dude

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

I think it’s interesting and telling that despite Star Trek being a sperglord haven, no moron wrote a 100 page rebuttal to the Plinkett Star Trek reviews not did anyone try to make up some kind of Star Trek ring theory bullshit to justify them.

Something about Star Trek lets its fans accept that a lot of it is lovely, and something about Star Wars makes its fans slobber over it.

On the other hand, there’s something about Star Trek that attracts pedos so it’s kind of a wash.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

ashpanash posted:

On the other hand, there’s something about Star Trek that attracts pedos so it’s kind of a wash.

If I recall correctly this information came from the Toronto police, didn't it? Not to defend one of the most toxic if not the most toxic fandoms around, but Toronto cops are garbage and I wouldn't trust anything they say about anything

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo

ashpanash posted:


On the other hand, there’s something about Star Trek that attracts pedos so it’s kind of a wash.


Any pet theories?

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Himuro posted:

Any pet theories?

Like the pony show, Star Trek preaches a message of celebrating tolerance and inclusion that apparently makes pedophiles think they'd be welcomed and included too.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Whalley posted:

Y'all making me wanna watch Stargate with this Teal'c dude

*Sensual Whisper*. Doooo itt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Iirc the dark joke from investigators is that there are two kinds of pedos: Star Wars and Star Trek.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Whalley posted:

Y'all making me wanna watch Stargate with this Teal'c dude

It's a delight. The first season they're finding their legs and seems overly serious and trying to be more like the movie. But once the show finds its legs and the characters are established it's a fantastic little series. I'd say the things SG1 did best, and they're things few to none had done at the time:

-A good mix of one-off digestible episodes along with season and series wide arcs that feel natural and not LOST/BSG style panic make it up as you go along.
-A good mix of legit interesting scifi, action, horror, and gritty serious stakes with comedy and self-awareness.
-Respecting that the audience remembers that one-off episode about the ancient teleporting machine from 4 seasons ago and actually having a character say "What about that teleporter we have??" when it would absolutely solve the situation they're in this week. Tons of logical call-backs to previous episodes and seasons when it makes sense.
-Lovely ensemble cast with good chemistry.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It was a show I really enjoyed. It falls a little at the end but a lot of quality in there.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Pick posted:

It was a show I really enjoyed. It falls a little at the end but a lot of quality in there.

Yeah the last seasons with the big cast changes weren't as great, but Claudia Black is a delight. It also led to their brutal self-owning Farscape Parody scene.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Baronjutter posted:

Yeah the last seasons with the big cast changes weren't as great, but Claudia Black is a delight. It also led to their brutal self-owning Farscape Parody scene.

I kind of, uh how to put this, want to *belong* to Claudia Black?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Oh man here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCNDdlCo4rA

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Being a Showtime show for the first few seasons and them figuring out the tone of the first seaaon was fun. SURPRISE full frontal nudity!

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Himuro posted:

Any pet theories?

what happens on the holodeck stays on the holodeck

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Baronjutter posted:

It's a delight. The first season they're finding their legs and seems overly serious and trying to be more like the movie. But once the show finds its legs and the characters are established it's a fantastic little series. I'd say the things SG1 did best, and they're things few to none had done at the time:

-A good mix of one-off digestible episodes along with season and series wide arcs that feel natural and not LOST/BSG style panic make it up as you go along.
-A good mix of legit interesting scifi, action, horror, and gritty serious stakes with comedy and self-awareness.
-Respecting that the audience remembers that one-off episode about the ancient teleporting machine from 4 seasons ago and actually having a character say "What about that teleporter we have??" when it would absolutely solve the situation they're in this week. Tons of logical call-backs to previous episodes and seasons when it makes sense.
-Lovely ensemble cast with good chemistry.

-Visiting hundreds of alien woods that look suspiciously like forests in British Columbia.


In all seriousness one of the things I loved about the show was seeing humans stealing and acquiring all this alien tech, and advancing from where we are to a galactic power over the course of the show.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Tom Guycot posted:

-Visiting hundreds of alien woods that look suspiciously like forests in British Columbia.


In all seriousness one of the things I loved about the show was seeing humans stealing and acquiring all this alien tech, and advancing from where we are to a galactic power over the course of the show.

Um sometimes it looks like an arid desert quarry area in BC!! Or a brutalist university campus in BC!
Or the botanical garden. Or that old-timey-village tourist trap they filmed like 3 primitive culture worlds in.

Scifi is hard to watch when you intimately know Vancouver...

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
If you're looking for a Trek-like show to pick up, you could do a lot worse than SG1. They really nail the whole "likeable characters solving problems together in extraordinary circumstances" dynamic

e: honestly it has the occasional lovely episode and I think it does have a noticable peak but the series is never as consistently lame as Voyager, for example

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


SG1, minus the last 2 stupid Ori seasons, is a perfect sci fi show that has a start and a finish that wraps things up nicely.

They really, *really* shouldn't have done those extra 2 seasons and just focused on atlantis instead.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
All I know about Stargate is that when I was a poor college student I signed up to model for an erotic fiction zine and my pictures accompanied a story that was Stargate: Atlantis slashfic with the serial numbers filed off.

(The scientists had to sync their pulses and biorhythms in order to operate a mysterious alien artifact. Also someone's sleeping bag fell in the lake and they had to share, oh noooo...)

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyHJNMFziI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U1jSGib-NA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=808KWl4Lhyg

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

wizzardstaff posted:

All I know about Stargate is that when I was a poor college student I signed up to model for an erotic fiction zine and my pictures accompanied a story that was Stargate: Atlantis slashfic with the serial numbers filed off.

(The scientists had to sync their pulses and biorhythms in order to operate a mysterious alien artifact. Also someone's sleeping bag fell in the lake and they had to share, oh noooo...)

Omg that's amazing

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

wizzardstaff posted:

All I know about Stargate is that when I was a poor college student I signed up to model for an erotic fiction zine and my pictures accompanied a story that was Stargate: Atlantis slashfic with the serial numbers filed off.

(The scientists had to sync their pulses and biorhythms in order to operate a mysterious alien artifact. Also someone's sleeping bag fell in the lake and they had to share, oh noooo...)

It’s always amazing when I’m reminded the kinds of things that existed (sub-sub-genre exclusive magazines that is) before the internet broke everything. Fuckin lol

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

bull3964 posted:

Being a Showtime show for the first few seasons and them figuring out the tone of the first seaaon was fun. SURPRISE full frontal nudity!

SUPRISE nudity was why I was grounded for a week. Watched the premiere Showtime made movie everything was copacetic then my mother walks in right when they stripe the women and put her in the sarcophagus. Got such and rear end whooping for watching "porn" fml

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Remember that episode where O'Neill and Teal'c are stuck in a time loop, and for Teal'c the beginning of each loop is getting hit in the face with a door by some dweeb, and one time he just slams it back on the poor bastard?

That, but Tuvok and Neelix.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That's the funniest episode

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Himuro posted:

Any pet theories?

Neelix

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I like the episode of SG-1 where they encounter a warrior race of non-whites that happen to strongly resemble an old earth culture we all admire. Despite their sexist and barbaric culture, the team needs something from them so has to jump through their cultural hoops. In the end the short-haired blond woman has to fight to the death but manages to get the upper hand and shame the local primitive sexist non-white culture.

Same writer!

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



SardonicTyrant posted:

Remember that episode where O'Neill and Teal'c are stuck in a time loop, and for Teal'c the beginning of each loop is getting hit in the face with a door by some dweeb, and one time he just slams it back on the poor bastard?

That, but Tuvok and Neelix.

I loving love that episode!!

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I remember posting this a few months ago when it was being talked about, but they had their first successes!

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/10/spinal-cord-stimulation-allows-three-paralyzed-men-to-walk-with-assistance/

Several centuries early!

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


jeeves posted:

The best part of First Contact for me is how completely separate the characters are for either side of the plot. Frakes and crew have no idea the Borg have captured anything up there for the entire film until the end.

It would be interesting to see an edit (you'd have to stick in a few storyboard scenes to make it work) where First Contact is just split up into two unconnected episodes of TNG Season 8.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Senor Tron posted:

It would be interesting to see an edit (you'd have to stick in a few storyboard scenes to make it work) where First Contact is just split up into two unconnected episodes of TNG Season 8.

I'd kind of like to see that for all the TNG movies TBH (except for Nemesis because who has time for that)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






bull3964 posted:

Being a Showtime show for the first few seasons and them figuring out the tone of the first seaaon was fun. SURPRISE full frontal nudity!

Apophis's approving eyebrow waggle when they strip Shau'ri slays me every time.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
SG-1 and Atlantis are better than most of Trek. Easily better than Voyager and Enterprise. Probably better than TNG. That first episode of SG-1 though is really terrible. I like how the show constantly makes fun of it's bad choices later on.

We have a thread if you want to nerd out about it as you watch through it.

Zesty fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Nov 1, 2018

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




SG-1 is also a good show to watch after Voyager because there's a few episodes that have the same concept as some Voyager episodes but they're usually done better in SG-1.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I avoided SG-1 for a while because I'd caught occasional episodes and they were all Trek plot rehashes so I figured that's all it was. It does retread a lot of Trek plots but is still good and worth watching.

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